Scarlett Johansson doesn’t know why Lindsay Lohan called her a c*nt

Several years ago Lindsay Lohan scrawled, “Scarlett is a c*nt” on the wall of a bathroom stall at the Dark Room club in New York. She even had the audacity (or lack of intelligence) to ask a fellow bathroom user if she had a Sharpie first. The infamous results of that night are still being talked about – at least by Johansson, who says she has no clue what Lohan’s problem is.

Scarlett Johansson tells December’s Allure she doesn’t know why Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like her.

“I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times,” says the actress, 23, who lost the lead role in The Parent Trap to Lohan when she was 13.
Lohan famously scrawled vulgar words about the actress on a Big Apple bathroom stall 2½ years ago.

“That’s what I heard,” Johansson says of the incident. “I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar — I mean, shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?'”

[From Us Weekly]

I’ll tell you exactly what Scarlett did to piss off Lohan so badly. She got some attention. And she got it by being reasonably classy. There have been reports of Johansson being a diva, but that’s about the worst you hear about her. She’s classically beautiful. Instead of spraying orange fake tanner all over herself like Lohan, she makes pale look pretty. She’s not a known drug and alcohol abuser, unlike Lohan. No one knows a thing about her parents, unlike Lohan. She generally makes good films, unlike Lohan.

Those are the things Scarlett did that pissed Lindsay Lohan off. She’s smarter, more beautiful, more talented, and has a better career. Hell, I’d be pissed too. Somehow hand me a Sharpie.

Here’s Scarlett at the ‘A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Cure Parkinson’s’ benefit For The Michael J Fox Foundation on November 5th. Images thanks to WENN.

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  1. Lore says:

    It’s like they’re from different planets

  2. Diva says:

    I’d feel pretty good about myself if Lindsay Lohan called me a cunt. Like you say, Jaybird, it would mean I was doing something RIGHT.

    BTW, lol, cunt is one of my favorite words! Isn’t it amazing how four letters put together in that order can have such POWER over people! Amazing and absurd.

  3. Bodhi says:

    I love Scarlett. She is a class act all the way

  4. Holly says:

    Oh whatever, Scarlett is an uppity, mouthy, holier than thou class A beyotch. LOVE the “I don’t even know who this person is” dig. Yeah right you don’t know who Lindsay is.

    When Scarlett was told that Katy Perry had written I Kissed A Girl about wanting to kiss Scarlett, Scarlett said that she didn’t know who she was, had never heard the song, and that her lips are “taken”. Uppity, I’m telling you. A little snot face.

  5. devilgirl says:

    Just goes to show the class level of Low-han, which is no class/low class.

  6. Kaiser says:

    Diva – My favorite incarnation of “c-nt” is “trollop-c-nt” in honor of Cindy McCain. Now I just call people “T.C.”

    I’m okay with ScarJo, but I don’t really think the girl’s that classy. She’s like a gorgeous truck driver – a lot of fun, cusses a lot, etc. but not all that “classy”.

    Sidenote: She really jammed her ta-tas into that dress, didn’t she? I hate when curvy girls do that.

  7. whatevs says:

    She’s always jammed into whatever she’s wearing. There are a lot of girls with big boobs out there, but Scarlett’s the only one I can think of who makes her boobs front and center and popping out every time she’s in a dress.

    Oh, and I always thought the cunt comment had something to do with Jared Leto. Lindsay wanted him but Scarlett had him or something.

  8. Kate says:

    Oh Scarlett talking about Lindsay too?For something that happened years ago?Isnt Lindsay finished?Why talk about her?Someone wants publicity.

  9. Kristin says:

    Scarlett has always gotten on my nerves for some reason. But Lindsay shouldn’t have written that about her. But then why is SJ bringing it up again?

  10. kate says:

    like anyone can explain blowhan. girl is batshit crazy.

  11. Shelly Shellz says:

    LiLo’s a whore

  12. Bodhi says:

    Scarlett doesn’t need to pull stunts for attention, LL on the other hand…

  13. vdantev says:

    Because Scarlett has the career, popularity and male audience Lohard wishes she had? It ain’t rocket science.

  14. ff says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if it was something to do with Jared Leto.

  15. MsTriste says:

    According to Celeb Warship, they were both dating Jared Leto at the time.

  16. lanette says:

    lindsey is trashy.

  17. Granger says:

    Meh, I could do without them both. Particularly since Scarlett married my boyfriend, Ryan. 😉

  18. Bodhi says:

    Yeah, she is bitch for that, Granger! 😀

  19. Buttercup says:

    Granger- hear hear! And he’s my boyfriend 😉 😆

    p.s. no idea why I’m in moderation, I haven’t done/said anything bad here lately that I can think of… 😕 🙁

  20. Sunny says:

    She may be considered ‘classy’ in some circles (the bar seems set pretty low these days), but this is the only picture I’ve seen of her where she doesn’t look like a hooker.

  21. Dirty Martini says:

    I think they are both carriers of something very nasty and likely sexually transmiited. I’m pretty sure that Scarlett’s can be cured with antibiotics. LL’s on the other hand I’m pretty sure require fire and brimstone to end.

  22. doodahs says:

    Saw Scarlett at lunch in a hip Hollywood hotel once.. She walked in and no one batted an eyelid (it’s an industry haunt and people are used to celebs so it’s a little passe to make a fuss here)… I only noticed her because she was making such a big deal of NOT wanting to be noticed. She had a black hoodie on which she pulled tiiight as she sat down (looked weird, like a trainspotter) with her back to the restaurant. She made the waiters turn the umbrella around on it’s side to shield her little corner (it was December)… Once I noticed who it was I was thinking to myself “why bother?”… and a little voice in my head said “because she can… now eat your salad and be quiet”… so I did.

  23. spoonman says:

    She is hot!!!

    I wonder if Lindsey was sending her a subliminal message in her past communications that she wanted to hook up???

  24. dovesgate says:

    Perhaps because Scarlett is a c*nt?

    Who knows, who cares?

  25. Aspen says:

    I’m a woman who’s been cursed with huge knockers, too, and though I don’t walk around in bustier dresses…I really don’t understand society’s need to say that women who look like me “dress like whores.”

    No…we don’t. Our boobs are front and center no matter WHAT we wear, and that’s not our fault.

    I remember a relatively recent set of photos on this site in which SJ was wearing a full-on turtleneck and long pants…and everyone here dogpiled her for “sticking her boobs out” and trying to get everyone to look at her boobs.

    Any woman with DD’s and a relatively normal body weight to go along with them is going to look like she’s sticking them out if she stands up straight.

    Sorry…but you can’t nail her for being a “whore” because of her tits. You just can’t. Frankly, I’m proud of her for not having them reduced just to fit some kind of prescribed image.

    I get touchy about this because I have huge natural boobs, and I get nasty looks for it all the time…even though I NEVER show cleavage in public.

  26. Christina X says:

    Whose boyfriend didn’t Lindsay Lohan sleep with?


    I’m giving Scarlett Johannson the benefit of the doubt and consider the source.

  27. Perla says:

    It was actually “Scarlett is a bloody c…,” which makes it all the more hilarious! 😀 Geddit? Bloody c…? Ha Ha!

  28. tigerlille says:

    What is wrong with you people? If Lindsay isn’t doing something stupid all on her own, you have to drag up something from 2 1/2 years ago???

  29. Cassie says:

    You know, I don’t really like Scarlett, and I think she’s just about as pretty as your average person.

    And her teeth look horrible here.

    Sorry 🙁

  30. Codzilla says:

    tigerlillie: Scarlett brought the incident up in a recent interview. Or did you not bother to read the article before commenting?

  31. tigerlille says:

    @ Codzilla

    Wow, I don’t know how to account for the nasty tone of your note. My comment was not a personal attack upon you, rather, a comment on the moronishness of the celebrity press, who seem to be loathe to let any kind of conflict or drama go.

    Yes, I did read the article before commenting, as I always do, whether I post or not. It really doesn’t take much of an attention span to scan a few paragraphs.

    I think that your assumption that Scarlett brought the issue up is questionable, since her comments seemed to be in response to a question. Whoever brought it up, I just wonder why the author of the Celebitchy piece would choose to fan the flames of a foolish incident that took place 2 1/2 years ago.

  32. Codzilla says:

    tigerlillie: Generally, when you jump into a thread accusing “you people” of being something or another, it isn’t a stretch that a commenter might interpret that statement as an attack on your fellow posters. That being said, this is a celebrity gossip site, digging up past deeds via the latest celebrity interview (whether, in this case, Scarlett posed the question or answered it) is standard practice.

    Ps: My apologies for the snarkiness. I try to only keep the celebrities in my cross hairs, but I suppose my aim gets shaky every now and then.

  33. Diva says:

    I gotta ask…

    Why do you read a gossip site if you don’t like the writers and don’t like the gossip topics?

    And, then, secondly, is it not considered a personal attack if it’s on the writer? Are the writers somehow not “people” on the same level as commenters?

    I am very, very much not trying to be bitchy here, I’m genuinely interested in the answers.

  34. tigerlille says:

    @ Codzilla

    Just reread my original post, and I guess the “you people” salutation is a little out there. I was half asleep, waiting for my daughter to finish dressing so I could take her to school; read the piece about Lindsay, and just blurted out my comment before taking off. In my head, I was addressing the press that writes about celebrities.

    Bloggers who gossip about celebrities are journalists, right? If digging up some silly incident out of the past to write about at length is a standard practise among celebrity journalists, then…they need to rise their standards. Particularly when the subject of their attention manages to do dumb things on a weekly, if not daily basis!

  35. tigerlille says:

    @ Diva

    I criticized this piece…and you take that to mean that I don’t ever like the writers or subjects on this blog? And challenge my choice to read the blog? I think that you are over reacting a bit, or perhaps have another motivation that you are not expressing.

    As for the humanity of celebrity gossip bloggers… Some might question it, but I am not one of them.

    I find the journalistic practices of celebrity gossip bloggers to often be troubling, which is why I have chosen to read Celebitchy. CB states that it is their policy to do their own original work, and to credit their sources when they don’t, and as far as I can see, they abide by that policy, which makes them refreshingly honest and ethical in this field. I also appreciate their effort to make the gossip on this site lighthearted and fun, as opposed to cruel and divisive.

  36. Diva says:

    tigerlille –

    I tried to make it clear I wasn’t trying to be bitchy, at all. And unfortunately, a question that has been on my mind for some time just came out after the discussion between you and Codzilla, it was not meant to be squarely directed at you, although, I see how it was interpreted so.

    I didn’t call you out by name, but I did paraphrase your comment. I apologize.

    I see so many comments on here calling the writers ugly things, questioning the choice of stories, lambasting editing, spelling, grammar which almost always are nothing more than typos, and I’ve just been wondering why people who have nothing good to say about the site continue to come here just to be mean. THOSE are the comments that started my thoughts, and like I said, unfortunately, I was pushed to ask the question after your posts.

    I promise you, I was neither over reacting or harboring any alternative motivations.

    Quite honestly, I’m just really, really tired of how ugly so many people are to so many other people, writers AND commenters lately. I go through phases when the bitchiness just goes a little over the top for me. I apologize that that whole frustration seemed to come out on you.

  37. Codzilla says:

    tigerlillie: I see what you’re saying. Sorry again for coming across nasty — I was also half asleep from staying up all night with my sick little boy.

  38. drm says:

    @Aspen: I have double D’s and I show them all the damn time. I have really good cleavage, no wrinkles, no sun damage, nice smooth skin. People don’t like them they don’t have to look…

    Glad I’m in New Zealand where flashing your breasts is acceptable!

  39. Bobby the K says:

    I heard it was the men’s room.

  40. tigerlille says:

    @ diva

    That’s ok. I understand. But if you are at the point where you feel that you have to defend the writers of this blog, you might be just a smidgen over involved. 😉 Honestly, the people on this blog are a lot nicer than the people (and I use the term loosely!)are on the blog I came here from.

  41. Diva says:

    You’re right.

    I wasn’t intending to defend anyone, I was meaning all people in general, not just writers, just personal attacks in general. Eh… I’m not even making sense.

    But yeah, you’re right, so I’m going to take a break.

    I have endometrial surgery looming and I’m just a little over-stressed. I’ll use my recovery time to recover from this, too. Kill two birds with one stone.

    Later, all.

  42. tigerlille says:

    Good luck with your surgery. Is it your first? Surgery is always scary. Make sure that after surgery you achieve good pain control right away. That way, you will require less pain medication in the long run.

  43. Codzilla says:

    Diva: Good luck with your surgery, and I hope your recovery is as easy as possible.

  44. Lee says:

    It has to do with Scarlett moving in on Jared Leto while Jared was seeing lindsay. Little do both of these hos know, Jared was cheating on both of them. lol. Stupid hollywood idiots.

  45. Who cares? says:

    They are both washed up. Can’t wait until I won’t be hearing about either of these talentless jerks.