LeAnn Rimes tweets her wedding vow renewal photo: hilarious or beautiful?

LeAnn Rimes just published the “official” photo from her one-year-wedding anniversary vow renewal ceremony. She put it on her Twitter, of course, with the message, “Thought I’d share a few smiles and a special moment.” LeAnn and Eddie Cibrian renewed their vows last Friday (or Saturday?), and LeAnn has been tweeting about it ever since, bragging about how Eddie keeps complimenting her and how their love has “endured”. And now we have the photo evidence! Some random thoughts, in no particular order:

*LeAnn seriously needs to stop posing with her giant mouth hanging up, stuck in a permanent “NEIGH!!!” She poses like this on the red carpet too. It’s an awful pose. It’s not “her thing.” It’s just horrible and unflattering.

*You’ve got to wonder what Eddie is thinking as he stares into the deep chasm of LeAnn’s constantly open mouth.

*LeAnn renewed her vows barefoot. And her feet look really weird in this photo, right? Her whole left foot and ankle look really messed up.

*Eddie renewed his vows in man flip-flops. Is that tacky? When the bride is barefoot, probably not.

*What is Eddie carrying? Does Eddie have a family Bible? Does he carry it around for spur-of-the-moment vow renewals? Was it not possible to leave the Bible with the priest/reverend/whomever while he and LeAnn posed for photos?

*I like LeAnn’s bouquet. A lot.

*I don’t hate LeAnn’s dress, but… she should have done something to harness her bolt-ons. I get that the renewal was easy-breezy/casual, but you’re still in some kind of church/chapel. Strap your girls down!!! Jesus is judging your wonky bolt-ons.

*I like the flower petals and candles in the aisle. Pretty. Of course, LeAnn looks like she’s about stomp on all of that when she rears her head up and starts prancing with her hooves.

*No one else is there, right? Just LeAnn, Eddie and the photographer? Was this even an official-ish vow renewal? Or did Eddie and LeAnn just want to pose for some photos in a chapel?

Photos courtesy of LeAnn’s Twitter.

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  1. palermo says:

    Today is my 32nd wedding anniversary. She will never know what I know about marriage, cause it’s all about HER. I agree, every photo she looks like a braying ass.

    • birdie says:

      Wow, congrats!!

    • teehee says:

      Congratulations, and, very beautifully and truthfully said.

    • Tiffany27 says:

      Congrats!!!! 32 years is practically unheard of now a days. You should share your words of wisdom :). Marriage scares me a bit.

      • palermo says:

        LOL OK, here goes; make sure to have separate money; too much honesty is a mistake, don’t have to discuss every thing to death if you know what I mean; have separate hobbies and interests; we even vacation separately at times, I go to see my family without him etc. There will be patches where you really can’t stand him and vice versa, just have to ride it out LOL.

      • NYC_girl says:

        My parents have been together since 1976. My mother says not having money problems has helped. Also, having separate bathrooms (she’s a neat freak and he is NOT) is a major plus. I agree with palermo; she’s told me there have been times when she wanted out, but she rode it out. She also travels with her best friend every January. They’re together, but they have their own interests. And, they’ve both told me, “We’re in it for the long haul,” which most of the celebrities on this site probably don’t believe in.

    • irishserra says:

      Hey, congrats to you. 🙂 That’s quite an accomplishment in these times and I wish you many more…

    • marie says:

      wow, congratulations!

    • GeekLuva says:

      Bravo 🙂

      • TheOriginalTiffany says:

        Exactly! Bravo to you, your marriage and you insightful comments on the ass. I refuse to call her horsey as the proud owner of two gorgeous arabians, it’s a complete insult.

        Photo op for sure, but I would totally get married there, tasteful, except for braying in a church, flowers, ambiance, nice. Now only if she had pretty feet, they could have both done barefoot in Mexico. Better than beat looking flip flops, but I’m from Cali, so maybe the barefoot on/near a beach is ok by me.

        Vow renewals are the worst.

        After 23 years( working on your 32!), true love, a real life, struggle, success, children, family, that’s what cements a marriage, not a dumb pap vow renewal after a YEAR!

    • beclove says:

      And even more congrats!

    • Ginger says:

      Amazing! Congrats to you both!! (32 and 23…wow!) My first marriage made it to 15 and we tried so hard to make it work but it just didn’t…luckily we are on good terms and are co-parenting/raising our wonderful son. I am currently on my second marriage and we are 3 years together…1 1/2 married. So, I feel like I relate to both sides of this equation. My first husband and I did a vow-renewal on our five year anniversary. Obviously, it didn’t stick as we broke up so I am dubious about vow renewals altogether. My second marriage has already had it’s share of trial and triumphs but I’m not about to go tweeting like LeAnn…seems kind of desperate?? I completely agree about the pose with her mouth open…I doubt that many gorgeous models could get away with that pose, let alone her!

    • SouthernGal says:

      Congrats!!! 21 yrs for me and trust I don’t have to announce to the world how happy I am. True love doesn’t require an audience. Now the pic is a hot ass mess. She should try closing her damn mouth and for the love of GOD please do something about those ugly feet.

      Never in my life seen someone so desperate to stay relevant. You’ve been married a whole year and BEEN INSECURE the entire time. She is so embarrassing and pathetic. Ugh!

    • bagladey says:

      More congratulations!

    • fancyamazon says:

      Congratulations to you! And You! (after continuing to read the replies here)

    • ol cranky says:

      Congratulations, I am in awe of you. My longest relationship with a male who was not biologically related to me was 18 years, but he was my cat

    • Karen says:

      Im inclined to disagree and am disturbed by the fat that u didn’t call that YOUR experience. I concede that it may work for you, but honesty and combined finances make me n mine respectful and engaged. (Really, lack of honesty??) now, for separate interests and vacations, right on. But taking vacations mixed with a lack of total honesty? Glad it’s worked for you. My lengthy marriage works because of honesty and resulting trust. If u have been married this long and are using an outlet to tout it, be responsible – there are young women admiring the duration of your marriage – they should admire your committment and fortitude. Dishonesty is Becoming more acceptable – Dont feed it please!

      • Cel says:

        Karen, Palermo said “too much honesty is a mistake, don’t have to discuss every thing to death” that does not suggest a lack of honesty to me, but that there are times when to be brutally honest does more harm than good.

        As for having your own money – I absolutely agree! My partner and I have separate accounts for our pay and then a joint account for bills. If he wants to spend his hard earned cash on expensive audio equipment and I want to spend mine on handbags, how much we spend is our individual choice – which is one less “too honest” argument to deal with.

  2. nancy xl says:

    what a horrible picture. surely there was a more appropriate picture she could have chosen.

    • brin says:

      Leann doesn’t know what appropriate is.

      • autumndaze says:

        Just how much money does she split with the paps?
        That whole chapel set-up and mexico trip cost money.
        She is going to run out and then Ed will too.

  3. Courtney says:

    I lost it at “NEIGHHH”!! Too funny.

  4. Franny says:

    Her foot! What in the hell is going on? It looks like a frog foot.

    Girl, your nostrils are not your best feature. Lets not have them be the focal point of the picture please. Its like picture taking 101.

  5. birdie says:

    First: She should close her freaking mouth.
    Second: Renewing your vows after only one year? Pathetic.
    Third: Sad attention seeker!

  6. Psyren says:

    Her everything looks weird in this pic, her feet, the way that hideous dress makes it look kinda like she has two sets of hips and that fake open mouthed grin is getting really old.

  7. Rory says:

    Why, why, why does she have to try sooooooo hard to convince us that everything’s so peachy with these two? Why? I don’t trust either of the cheating asses. If it’s not her and Eddie then it’s a pic of her ass in an ill-fitting bikini.

    • me says:

      She does it to stay in the limelight but I think she does it mostly out of petty vindictiveness towards his ex. It’s her “nanny-nanny-boo-boo, I have him and you don’t!” way of thinking. I can’t help but think that in about 3 years both the ex and Leann will both look back at Eddie and smack their foreheads.

  8. Jill says:

    Oh, looks like they had a lot of family and friends there to join them. Way to go, losers.

    Yes, I realize there are probably other pics with hundreds of paid extras or whatever, or they’ll say it was intimate just for the two of them (and a million people on Twitter), but that top pic just made me laugh.

    And his feet are gross. 🙂

  9. Orly says:

    Why won’t this chick just go away?!

  10. kristiner says:

    Is Leann’s bouquet fake? I don’t know what it is but the angle of the stems looks like they stopped at a craft store for some flowers.

    Girl has got to stop opening her mouth so much. I do think they’ll last because if Eddie was willling to last a year of her shenanigans then he can hang for the long haul. Mayhaps Leann’s big mouth keeps him staying.

    That’s probably what he’s thinking when she poses like that.

  11. Mela says:

    She had her huge mouth open like this in her first wedding to Eddie photos didn’t she? When she throws her head back and opens her big gross mouth and laughs like a psycho clown it’s horrific. Someone should tell her it looks awful! I personally think her vow renewal thing is ridiculous. The white dress, chapel, flowers, photographer? Over the top imo. Will they having a renewal wedding ceremony every year? So weird and self indulgent. Pimping the event and pic out on twitter is so low brow and shallow. Nothing is sacred with these two. Pigs.

    I wont even comment on her ugly appearance as pretty much everything fug about her has already been pointed out over the years. (but damn she’s got big man feet. She looks like a size 9 and she’s only like 5’3??)

    Eddies feet look gross in flip flops too. Those are fug dorky flip flops. Eddie looks like he smells. Like self tanner and beer and puke. Leann should close her mouth as her breath probably stinks- didnt she tweet about all her recent dental work, root canals etc? Rotten teeth smell. He has huge thighs and hips and that is so unattractive to me. They both look like they need to take a shower and scrub their nooks and crannies. Just me

    • beclove says:

      You had me at the self tanner, beer and puke. Poetry! LMAO!

    • SouthernGal says:

      (((Screaming))) LMMFAO!!!!

    • mary simon says:

      lol – I’d say you pretty much covered it.

    • drawbackwards says:

      I’m 5’3… and 1/4 (that totally counts) and wear a 9. It’s so odd! No one has ever noticed (or at least said something to my face), but it is bizarre. I think I get away with it because my feet are so narrow. And I don’t have the neigh face. All the time, at least.

      • Mela says:

        That’s funny cause I have a super tiny gf that is like 5’2 maybe and a size 8, which is super random! Leann may even be a 10!

  12. Fyofeelings says:

    That looks so staged.

    • DreamyK says:

      I love that little church. It looks like a mini Catholic chapel. I’m ignorant about the rules, but can you get married in a Catholic church if neither one is Catholic?

      • DeltaJuliet says:

        Nooooooo…you also can’t get married in a Catholic Church if you are divorced.

  13. Alecto says:

    My god….Does she ever read about herself? I cannot believe that she is this oblivious about public opinion. It’s freaking everywhere. Yet she keeps doing the same stupid attention seeking things! She’s coming across as a freaking famewhore. I would have to change the way I publicized myself. She seems to do this stupid crap for publicity like she thinks it’s helping. Seriously, chick is loaded with talent (unlike most others these days). There are many many other ways that she can get attention yet endear herself to the public instead of this contempt she is garnering. How can she expect others to take her serous if she keeps tweeting this dumb crap?

    • littlestar says:

      Yes, I wonder that too! She’s obviously extremely narcissistic and is constantly tweeting about herself. Truly makes me think that there is no way she doesn’t go to gossip sites to check out what people are saying about her. 99% of anything I’ve read about Leanne Rimes the past couple of years has been negative – people don’t like her and her fame wh*ring ways. Does she not realize how much of an embarrassment she is by reading our comments? Who knows though – with people like her, ANY publicity is GOOD publicity (publicity aka ATTENTION).

      • claire says:

        I think any attention to her is good attention. She’s a total contradiction: she complains about certain stories, but then devotes a ton of time to feeding the press about the same topics she says she doesn’t want people to talk about. Like her affair: she says she wants people to move on, but then spent her whole press tour for latest flop album, bringing up her affair, and barely a mention of the album.

        Personally, I just think she is mentally ill, and in denial about her bad press: I’ve seen her say in interviews that she only has a couple of people on twitter who dislike her, but most of what she gets is love from people on there. AND, we all know that’s not true.

      • Alecto says:

        I just don’t freaking get it. There are just soooo many more classier ways to go about this crap. For one….STOP GETTING CAUGHT TIPPING OFF THE PAPARIZZE WHEN YOU DON’T SHOW UP!!!! JIMINEY FRIGGEN CHRICKET!!!!

    • beclove says:

      And somewhere a Kardashian is like GIRL…. STOP.

  14. H26 says:

    I think this is what Eddie is thinking “Holy crap her mouth is big….keep up the happy smile cause she has money, money, money!”

  15. Just Sayin says:

    Lol… the low self-esteem is strong with this one, petty she is.

  16. Jackie says:

    You’re right. Your love has endured so much after 1 year. I commend you sticking it out for 12 freaking months. Call me when you hit your 25th anniversary sweet cheeks.

    And seriously, over compensate much? In my experience when someone flaps their gums about how happy and in love they are and how perfect everything is … it’s over pretty quick.

  17. Bedhead says:

    @Kaiser “You’ve got to wonder what Eddie is thinking as he stares into the deep chasm of LeAnn’s constantly open mouth.”

    That’s easy — beej.

    • OlsenTriplet says:

      No I’m pretty sure he was thinking “it’s remarkable that the bit hasn’t damaged her molars.”

    • Lindy says:

      Bedhead and olsen for the WIN! Cannot stop giggling over these comments.

    • bluhare says:

      *You’ve got to wonder what Eddie is thinking as he stares into the deep cha
      sm of LeAnn’s constantly open mouth.

      Easy. “I need a bigger dick.”

      • Carlotta Love says:

        Or: “Wow, she sure can store a lot of carrots and oats in there. Weeeeeeiiiiggghhh to go, LeAnn!”

      • brin says:

        LOL! And a big old horse fly is diving down in 3…2…1

  18. Red Granny says:

    Why is there a story about this woman EVERY. SINGLE. DAY?

    • brin says:

      Because Leann paps them out every single day and the media is now calling them out on it. Celebitchy has always called Leann out on her famewhoring ways!

    • Stonegoddess says:

      Lots of media sites are starting to see that most of her photos are staged & that she is most likely taking a cut of the profits.

      Check this out:
      http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/05/02/is-leann-rimes-in-cahoots-with-paparazzi-who-take-all-those-beach-bikini-pics/?cmpid=GoogleNewsEditorsPicks

      She is just a straight up nutbar. It’s going to be so good and juicy when this crapfest is over. Then watch the crazee come out!!

      • brin says:

        Yep.

      • Lady D says:

        Absolutely staggered she didn’t want to talk to them. Staggered.

      • Macey says:

        I saw a comment on another site about them and they called them out b/c they could tell all of their pics were coming from the same photographer/agency. I cant she believe she tries to tell ppl that they were random pap pics since they’re all so posed but I guess she thinks some ppl are gullible.
        I would never want a pic out there of me if my mouth looked like a hyena like hers, she looks so phony and fake. I dont think anyone believes she was just laughing so hard at her renewal vows and the same for that red carpet pic.
        She must have a tattoo of her credit cards inside her mouth that Ediot keeps looking in there when she’s doing that hyena look.

  19. Heidi says:

    She looks like an alien donkey. So the paps are on hand in that small chapel in Mexico. Amazing!!!

  20. Rhea says:

    What’s in LeAnn’s mind in EVERY pics :

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!! CAN’T YOU SEE IT????MWAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!I’M GONNA LAUGHING MORE BIGGER!!MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

    She kinda remind me with the antagonist evil character’s in every chinese kungfu movie where you can distinct which one is the good and which one is the bad character just by the way they laughing 😀

  21. jjrox says:

    I agree with the mouth open thing. Why does she always do that?
    I think her legs and feet look gross because she doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her. Maybe if she put on 5 pounds she would look better.
    Her dress actually looks nice and her bold ons look better than they do in a bikini. Eddie looks good, flip flops and all. Course he’s probably a total jerk but he’s still good looking.

  22. Sapphire says:

    Reminds me of so many photo ops-like halloween with no party or people to dress for. Here, no family, friends or even clergy-just Big Head behind the camera.

  23. brin says:

    I guess this was when wewe sang “Amazing Grace”, which is Eddie’s favorite song. Seriously, that’s what she tweeted.

  24. Dorothy says:

    Do you think she knows that nobody cares as much about what she does everyday as she does? What a pathetic, attention seeking woman.

  25. OlsenTriplet says:

    That’s not a Bible; it’s a journal they sell at Barnes and Noble.

    Here: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/p/home-gift-bombay-brown-leather-journal-with-tie-4×6/12601724?ean=9780830099177

    • brin says:

      It’s his little black book….he takes it with him everywhere.

      • Agnes says:

        omg, that is EXACTLY what i was going to type. haha. should she stop the flow of cash, he will use his black book. haha

      • Karen says:

        Of course he’s got his journal! How else will he remember those heartfelt vows LeAnn wrote for him to say? He may be an actor but clearly not a very good one who can memorize his lines…I mean VOWS!!

  26. G says:

    Good for them, if they’re happy. I just think she should have kept this for family/private.

  27. claire says:

    She’s psychotic, yes, but I think the photo itself is pretty. The chapel looks intimate and lovely. She seems to be reaching new heights of famewhoring though – flying in two different photographers to document their anniversary vacation. There’s the pap pics from the guy that she always uses, and then the photographer from California that took this pic, and likely the one in her profile (with the mustache – dude doesn’t think to photoshop?)

    It’s just too much. As with all of her famewhoring nonsense. Kinda entertaining to see fox news call her out on the self-indulgence: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/05/02/is-leann-rimes-in-cahoots-with-paparazzi-who-take-all-those-beach-bikini-pics/.

  28. M79 says:

    I wonder if, in the midst of all the judgment, people ever stop to wonder what they are actually saying. Here is a wedding vow renewal photo of two people happy and in love, and all the humbugs and jaded souls of the world have to come nitpick it to death. I don’t know these people, I don’t know their situation, I am not very familiar with their work, but I’m happy to see two people who are happy together and celebrating their love. I’m not above being happy for other people. Thank God no one gets to go through my family photo albums and laugh, being a celebrity must suck.

    • brin says:

      Their situation is cheating and homewrecking two marriages and not letting anyone forget with their constant photo ops.

    • claire says:

      Sorry. I don’t get “happy” for two people who hurt their exes terribly, who then spent, and continue to spend, every opportunity to throw it back in the exes faces, to trash-talk the mother of the kids, to encourage their fans and friends to taunt and harass the ex-wife/mother of kids, or who creates fake accounts herself to taunt the ex, and, constantly retweet disparaging remarks about “bio”-moms. Not someone I respect. I don’t believe in achieving happiness out of causing someone else constant pain. I guess I’m not as good a person as you.

    • judyjudy says:

      If only it were so lovely as two people celebrating their love. These people are hurtful, narcissistic, and conniving.

    • beclove says:

      Co sign Brin, Claire and Judy. And finding out about the past works and current situation of Ed and Leann should be pretty straightforward – this site has ’em in all their glory. Keep a barf bag close at hand.

    • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

      When two individuals are in denial to this psychotic of an extent, they have convinced their selves they are “happy.” Yes, let us all take joy in their beautiful love.

    • Peanut says:

      @M79 “thank god I’m not a celebrity so nobody can go through my famil photo albums??”

      Leann calls the paps HERSELF. She incessantly tweets family photos HERSELF.

      She’s not only putting herself out there for judgement, she’s shoving it down our throats daily.

    • Lara says:

      You said it yourself, you don’t know the situation. Some on here are close to Brandi and KNOW the situation which is why the justified and warranted hate for LeAnn. Perhaps if you knew all that LeAnn has done to harm Brandi and to exploit two innocent little boys, you’d understand.

  29. Mela says:

    Eddie is so just along for the ride with this nut job Leann. Whats sick is he drags his beautiful boys into this mess. I honestly think he’s a bigger sicko than Leann. I’ve been reading this book called The Sociopath Next Door and it describes people like Eddie to a T. Pangs of guilt and shame do not stop him from indulging in things he wants, like affairs, he feels no restraints from doing as he pleases. He never seemed to have struggled with the guilt of destroying his family and ex wife Brandi. On top of that, he seems able to convince women, like Leann although I think she has her suspicions he’s a freak hence her manic behavior, that he isn’t this guiltless predator, that he is normal like everyone else. Leann is a whack job but Eddies lack of conscience is much creepier. He is much more ill than Leann.

    In his goal of shamelessly not wanting to work, he will do whatever he has to do to not work. NO guy would want to be dragged to a vow renewal ceremony after he just had their wedding a year ago. He’s such a rhymes with a wussy!

    • Heidi says:

      I love that book, The Sociopath Next Door, and highly recommend it. There are many excerpts from it to be found online. And I agree with you that Eddie fits the definition to a T – a sub-criminal sociopath.

    • Fatkid says:

      Cosign on The Sociopath Nextdoor. Amazing eye opening book,

  30. Maggs says:

    Eddie’s flip flops look too big, what does he buy a bigger shoe size to, ummm, make it look like he has big “feet”???? lmao

    • Debra says:

      no…..He borrowed those from Leann

      looking at these pics..she has feet like a hobbit

  31. SolitaryAngel says:

    Not that long ago, vow renewal ceremonies only happened at the 50-year mark, or some other landmark number. It was special and sweet, and carried great meaning. Now, because of useless twats like these two perverting the thing, all the beauty and class
    are gone. And um, MeAnn? You can renew your vows every year or every DAY–doesn’t mean he loves you or that this farce of a union will last.

    Congratulations on you who are celebrating anniversaries!! I’m in awe of you, and I wish you many more years of love & happiness. 

  32. Sarah says:

    I feel like she gets her facial expressions from looking at crappy dating sites. “HAHAHA! LOVE IS SO GREAT!! I MUST LAUGH OUT LOUD BECAUSE THERE IS TOO MUCH LOVE!!”

    Also, that statue of Mary on the right is totally giving them the “Bitches, no one is here” side eye.

    • Natasha says:

      Ha ha, I know!

      “Life is WONDERFUL! Eddie, you are HILARIOUS! LOVE, LOVE, LOVETY-LOVE! I’M MORE IN LOVE than ANYONE EVER HAS BEEN in the HISTORY of the UNIVERSE! If I laugh a lot you will all know I’m BLISSFULLY happy and you will all be JEALOUS of me! LOOK at my LIFE, look at MEEEEE! ”

      I’m exhausted now from imagining being in LeAnn’s head. I need to take a nap.

  33. Lisa says:

    Desperate, needy, played out… Any other synonym thesaurus.com can throw at me.

  34. sooksooker says:

    that foot/ankle combo is giving me the creeps.

  35. LittleDeadGrrl says:

    I think it’s cute what they did but not that they felt the need to post pictures about it. I just don’t understand this level of attention seeking but then again I consider the whole celebrity culture a nightmare. I could never do it … be in the spotlight. I’d have a heart attack. It takes a special kind of crazy in my opinion to look at this life and think “yeah I want cameras on me all the time”.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      ^THIS! In my day to day life I actively AVOID attention. Can’t imagine willingly seeking it out.

  36. Julie says:

    if some women have to bone flavio briatore for some fancy jewelery its just fair that he has to bone her.

  37. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Her foot….
    WHAT is going on there???
    I feel like it’s a full-time job to be this annoying. Explains why she doesn’t seem to have much going on career-wise.

  38. lucy2 says:

    Crazy ankle matches crazy person.

    I think she thinks that awful pose just screams “Look how much fun I’m having! My life is fabulous!” but really it just looks staged and desperate. And it always makes me think of Liz Lemon doing her Julia Roberts laugh. Or Mr. Ed.

    I figured that book was some sort of accounting ledger, to remind him why he’s there.

  39. barb says:

    Almost all celebs are narcissistic to some degree, so don’t be too surprised when they actually act like it.

  40. kiyoshigirl says:

    She thinks their love has “endured” because she’s managed to make one year seem like ten. Just imagine the energy she has to put into papping out their relationship, documenting every move and planning their love bird image. It has to be exhausting, so of course she feels like it’s been a long, long haul. At this rate she’s going to be worn out and out of ideas in a year. It’s all very sad.

  41. Unbeweavable says:

    Wtf is she always “laughing” at? I would get tired of her shtick 5 minutes after meeting ET. I don’t know how she does it. My husband would be all kinds of annoyed if I LeeAnn-Ed all the time. Matter of fact, today is our 4th wedding anniversary. We are on vacation with our maniacal 2 year old and I couldn’t be happier. 🙂 I won’t be taking obnoxious open mouth pictures today. Damn!

  42. jesstar says:

    Uh, what message does she think this picture sends? We just renewed our marriage vows and Eddie cracked a joke that is so funny I had to laugh so hard I threw my head back (?). She doesn’t realize that open mouth gaffaw is not the usual expression of someone who is happy. How many people has you ever seen that have expressed their sheer happiness by throwing back their head and really letting it fly just randomly, appropo nothing?
    She’s so nutty she doesn’t even know basic human body language.

  43. TXCinderella says:

    I like her dress, her bouquet, and her husband. It would have looked much better if he was barefoot too, then it would have looked like they renewed their vows somewhere tropical.

    • Jayna says:

      I agree. I don’t mind the flip-flops, though. He is hot. Love her dress for a casual renewal and bouquet and church. But who in their right mind releases the only photo with your head thrown back, mouth wide open? Bizarre.

      • claire says:

        She released that photo on the beach, where she’s got stringy dirty-looking hair and some sort of odd gigantic hand, and another one of herself with an obvious mustache….I’m not sure she cares about the quality just the attention.

  44. Stacia says:

    “HEEE HAWWWW”!

    That’s what she looks like she’s saying.

  45. Belle says:

    Honestly, if I didn’t know who these people were, I would think it was a beautiful photo. Yes, I would probably have thought it would have looked better if the woman didn’t have her mouth open that way, but for the most part, a lovely photo.

    With that said, these two have become so annoying (especially LeAnn), that it’s hard not to scrutinize and criticize… sad but true! I don’t think the dress is bad (actually, I kind of like it!) but that horse-face, open mouth, head thrown back pose is HORRID, why does she keep doing that? The foot does look weird, though I like the barefoot ‘idea’, and think Eddie looks really nice. Also think the scene itself is beautiful.

  46. Jezi says:

    I would have gone barefoot had I been on a beach, but in a church, it just seems…odd. Whatever, she walks barefoot in public restrooms so you can’t say much.

  47. Candyland says:

    She’s at a church and acting like it’s the Church of LeAnn. “Look God, it’s all about meeee!” And they’re both dressed/posed like they’re on a Hawaiian beach. Who wears a highly slitted dress to church?

    I hope she bonked her head on the crucifix as she left.

    • Karen says:

      I doubt it. The church spontaneously burst into flames not even a minute after this photo was taken. It was the only way God could reclaim it from the first couple of blasphemy!!

  48. Jennifer says:

    Just thinking to myself that it’s nice to know that there are down-to-earth, genuine, talented entertainers out there like Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift. We don’t need a narcissistic, delusional, fake Leann Rimes and she knows it. Unfortunately, she can’t live without attention so she constantly calls the paps and twitters ridiculous stuff.

    • Jayna says:

      All the rising young country music stars between the ages of 22 and 29 and not one is narcissistic with ad nauseum photos on the beach selling their photos. They all live in Nashville or surrounding areas. It’s a connected community It’s a given that every other week they need to be in town for his kids. But since Eddie she spends zero time in Nashville. she has no connection to the South anymore. LeAnn has an amazing voice, but she has lost her way careerwise with all her California D-lister Heidi/Spencer famewhore behavior.

  49. Chell says:

    It’s all just so contrived…she just wants to show off how ‘happy’ she is to Brandi! Her whole life is a giant act, trying to make her husband’s ex-wife jealous, at least that is the way it appears to me. If you were TRULY happy, you wouldn’t be taking the time to try & PROVE it~ you would just be living your life & enjoying it!!! She’s so transparent, it’s pathetic!

  50. Relli says:

    Its like she went to the Jessica Biel School of modeling on the red carpet. Seriously she the only other celeb that constantly is trying to convey that she is having the most fun EVER! IN every single photo.

    • taylor says:

      I agree! She seems really desperate (which ALMOST makes me sad for her–though not really), but I think Eddie’s the much bigger problem. My partner read the sociopath book and the stories he was telling me from it were creepy. As is Eddie.

      Edit: Oops! This was meant to be a reply to Mela, up thread.

  51. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    I don’t know if celeb culture can get much worse than this. Well, I guess only if they had a reality show *shudder* She’s probably in talks with Ryan Seacrest as we speak. Note to Ryan: We hate her and this couple. They suck at everything, except exposing their creepy lives. We will not watch them and you will lose lots of $$. Don’t do it Ryan. This is our plea.

  52. Vesper says:

    Why can’t people just take these pictures for what they are – a couple who are very much in love and having a fun moment. Why must everybody immediately focus on LeAnn’s looks as if physical appearance is the be all and end all.

    It’s a cute, fun pic. LeAnn’s laugh looks spontaneous, and it is even more charming because she isn’t worried about how she looks. She is foccused on the moment and so is he.

    There is nothing wrong with a strapless dress in a church, nor is there anything wrong with Eddie’s foot wear. They are trying to go casual and it works. It is not their wedding day. Everything incl. LeAnn’s clothing, hair and makeup, Eddie’s clothing, the bouquet, the candles and the flower petals look amazing. It’s a beautiful picture.

    • Macey says:

      Her “laugh” is anything BUT spontaneous.
      Its clearly staged and posed for the cameras. Nothing genuine about that look. she used the same pose on the red carpet and it didnt look spontaneous then either. You can almost hear the camera guy telling them to look like their laughing and this is what she does.
      such a pathetic girl she is.

    • beclove says:

      I hear you Vesper. But all I can say is that Leann’s actions struck a chord with me from minute one of her running her mouth about those kids. Having been though a custody situation I know exactly how difficult it is- how much delicacy, patience and rising above it takes to get things done in the best interest of the kids involved. Not saying I was any of those things (delicate, patient, or able to rise above) ALL of the time but I damn sure tried to be. I see none of this with Leann. Her behavior towards Brandi, the total lack of respect and boundaries- the word surreal comes to mind but that doesn’t really carry the disgust it should bear. Fast forward from there and see her behavior towards Brandi and regarding the kids, behavior that continued to deteriorate over time- and yeah she ain’t my favorite lady.
      And for the physical piece of it- do not find this girl to be anything special in a good or bad way and try not to comment as such (though she makes it difficult because this seems to be her attention avenue of choice not counting the kids). I was a fan of hers years ago and always thought DAMN she has it together- hot and devoted man, great career, talent and yes SHE LOOKS GREAT (there I said it)- but she let that all go and it’s just a damn shame to see. Also sucks to discover she has always been a not very nice person. So, as a former fan, a mom and a human being I will sum up by saying I hope someone cares enough about her to step in and get her the help she needs. I feel this isn’t going to end well and I don’t necessarily mean for Leann. And for Ed…all I can say is as an almost 40 year old man he should f***ing well know better. And I will continue to snark on because the commenters on here kick ass and I bow down in admiration.

      Anyway, have a good night- I enjoy your comments as well as your civility.

    • justsaying... says:

      Yeah…yeah…yeah..Leann/vesper…#vomitinmymouth

    • lil ole me says:

      @ Vesper: Waving hello- I actually like to hear your comments. You always present your views in a very intelligent way, unlike most other Leann supporters. It must pain you to visit gossip sites and 99.9% of the comments are negative towards someone you like. I know it must suck, but the truth is most people do not like Leann Rimes. Yes, she is talented, but she constantly PROVES to everyone what a horrible, and tasteless human being she is. We all know this because she OVERSHARES everything about her life on twitter.

      I personally think what was written about her on the amygrindhouse thread bodes true. She has Histronic Personality Disorder http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

      But as long as she continues to display her personal life EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY, people are going to comment. After all, that is why she does it.

      • beclove says:

        Wow. That wiki reads like Leann’s twitter bio!

      • Girlygirl410 says:

        Wow!!! That Wiki describes LeAnn perfectly. She possess every single quality that defines thes Personaliy Disorder.

      • justsaying... says:

        Love how all our BBs are doing diagnostic of LR aka vesper…love it…you know vesper/leann/leman/leroy is devouring every word…got her all confused……….3….2….1……shits going to hit fan………you reap what you sow…………..

    • Lara says:

      You are so GULLIBLE Vesper. There is NOTHING ‘spontaneous’ about this picture. It is CLEARLY staged. And I’m not worried about the dress but being shoeless in a CHURCH is so disrespectful and rude.

  53. Masque says:

    My parents celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary in January. I asked Mom if she and Dad would renew her vows. Her answer:

    “No. We did it right the first time.”

  54. texbrook says:

    RE: no one else being in the church with them. I’m curious about what her parents think about the past year(s)events. Remember when she filed for emancipation or sued her father for money issues? Did they ever make up? I think she’s an only child?

  55. Holden says:

    Did they have to renew their vows because of the threesome they just had with that other “friend”. What kind of ahole has to renew their vows and their enduring love after one year?

  56. Rita says:

    This could have been a very nice picture. The setting is lovely but then LeAnn had to open her big mouth, bring a photographer on her anniversary, post it on twitter, and Eddie brought his ledger to church… chachingggg!.

    These two are nothing but a farse and Eddie’s going to play it as long as the money holds out.

    • Stonegoddess says:

      I totally agree Rita. Had they just been walking towards the camera smiling at each other – much prettier (saying alot for Falcor!)

      This picture screams fake. She is such an evil, mean spirited person I really have a hard time finding anything redeeming to say about either of them.

      She is a bitch.

    • Jezi says:

      Hey girlfriend. Seeing as these photos are Leann’s main source of income, it may be running out sooner than we think. We KNOW she made no money off the sale of her house, since it was sold to a bankruptcy/foreclosure company. This should be interesting.

      • Rita says:

        Hi Jezi!!!! I still follow you and the BB’s on that twitter thing.

        I’m waiting for the official announcement about B and RHBH. Either AndyBravo is stupid for not bringing her back or he’s just baiting us. Doesn’t he have to bring back both of the two most popular Wives, Lisa being the other one?

      • indi says:

        Just to let all the fans and friends of Brandi know that the covergirl of this week’s copy of New Weekly magazine in Australia is Brandi. It not a staged photo (unlike some we could mention)but a pap shot. It then follows with a 2 page spread Q&A interview and photos. Unfortunately the focus of the magazine this week is about how skinny all these so-called celebs are – the “too skinny” brigade of Hollywood. Next week it will be about all the fatties – the tabs are so predictable! The 2nd Mrs Cibrian also features as part of the too skinny mob with unflattering references from “sources” claiming she eats nothing and has muscle wasting away – hence the stick like legs. Anyway the irony caught my attention – Brandi is the covergirl and has 2 pages devoted to her and Rimes gets a small column (so close to the centre staples that its easy to miss)in amongst other too skinny for their good of Hollywood. Rimes has never had much of a profile here but for Brandi to have achieved what Rimes has never done here is hysterical. You can see the front cover on New Weekly’s website.

  57. Lauren says:

    Eddie is so handsome..Leanne is dickmatized. Has Eddie found a job yet?

    • Stonegoddess says:

      I used to think he was handsome too. Now, with the year long harassment and disrespect of his children’s mother, his complicity in allowing it to happen, his NO JOB and that he is a pathetic excuse for a man and a father has erased any of his attractivenes in my eyes.

      Even if he agreed with some of the things being said about Brandi, any real man would not allow these things to be said about his children publicly.

      A real man & father would never do anythng to harm the image his children have of their real mother.

      He is as, if not more, pathetic than her.

  58. Rita says:

    I don’t know what that thing is that’s attached to her left ankle but it can’t be a foot. ET’s feet were sexier and Eddie’s are more feminine.

  59. Kim says:

    Her dress is awful and if you have to renew your vows after 1 year thats a bad sign.

  60. surfing2day says:

    She looks so fake when she has her head back in laughter. She must really like that pose though because yeah she does it all the time. He must get sick of looking at her tonsils all the time.

    I still think this was staged, and filmed for that new bravo wives of calabassa; the one about celebrities in Calabassa that have deep faith.::cough cough::

    • claire says:

      That’d be the icing on the hypocrisy cake, since she’s been trashing the idea of reality shows and reality stars for a while now.

  61. palermo says:

    Thanks to all who said congrats, I was very touched! We’ve actually been together 39 years 32 married. I know they say people don’t stay together but almost everybody I know has a long term marriage. Many people in the family made it to the high 60s. Most of my friends have been married over 30 yrs too. That’s why I laugh at this type of idiot, if they last five years I will be shocked.

    • Rita says:

      Thanks for sharing. In this day and age your story is reassuring to people who hold tight to things they really value. Many more years of happiness to you and yours.

  62. Reality Check says:

    Good god!! LR just reminds me of a fourteen yr old boy with broad shoulders amazon arms BIG ass feet horse face flaring nostrils with a botched boob job with absolutely NO sex appeal to her!!! He went from two beauties Brandi and SMJ to this fug ???? He really married an ugly duck and we ALL know why …….for money!!!

  63. katielouisiana says:

    Leann’s pictures remind me of the pictures they always showed on Arrested Development of the father with his secretary. They were always laughing with their mouths open really wide. Anyone remember?

  64. HoneyB says:

    She got a mug only a mother could love. B is absolutely gorgeous !! He definately traded down.

  65. Minxx says:

    I’ve been married almost 24 years but never thought about renewing vows.. such a self-centered thing to do IMO. I’d prefer to throw a party for friends than find an excuse to put on a wedding dress again. I did it once and that’s it 🙂

  66. Isabel says:

    Eddie says: ‘I only like skinny girls, so practice to open your mouth like you’ll do over the toilet tonight’ Lean does this and Eddie finds it amazingly wonderful.

  67. Bobby sue says:

    LOVE her earrings. DON’T love her or them at all.

  68. lil ole me says:

    I take it back when I said Eddie is a douche. That guy IS A WONDERFUL ACTOR.
    I said this before on her other thread: It is a blessing that the past two weeks she has been with Eddie she has not had one migrane, kidney stone, tooth ache etc. She has been the picture of health. So blessed!

    • Linda says:

      “That guy IS A WONDERFUL ACTOR.”…..more than you know. If only LeAnn knew. If only she knew the ‘truth’.

    • Natasha says:

      You forgot the flu, where she was so ill she had to cancel a concert and go to the emergency room, but not too ill to fly back home to Eddie, on a plane for several hours. I know when I had the flu, I couldn’t go anywhere. Quite literally.

      Yes, and don’t worry about your fellow passengers LeAnn, just spread those germs!

      I had noticed that she’s been miraculously well over the past few weeks, given the catalogue of recent illnesses. But next time she’s away from his side for more than a nanosecond…oops…ill again.

  69. rm says:

    This 2 bit hussy can neigh, bray down the aisle as much as much as she likes. Eddie is spending her money left, right and center. Using her money to spend gifts for the many scheana’s he probably has. You really think he is into the horse look,? Yep, me neither. Gross.

  70. Cinderella says:

    Is that a Hollywood set? So this is how they’re trying to get work?

  71. lori says:

    I agree with the characterization of Eddie as a sociopath. I have thought this from when it came out he was sleeping with, and spending lots of money on that waitress, during Brandi’s pregnancies and later during his affair with Leann. He is scum. A really infantile narcissist who uses everyone around him to prop up his own ego. He enjoys using women and inciting them to fight over him, and using his own kids for every photo op to bolster his fragile ego. It’s all about him. Leann knows this and she is frantic that if Eddie is left alone for even a day or two, he is so ego-driven, he will find the nearest waitress to blow him again, or he will get her pregnant and Leann will have to pay to hush it up. She’s right.

  72. Dimebox says:

    This is definitely a Catholic church, which other commenters have pointed out would not have married them, and it’s doubtful there was a priest at this craziness at all. (just a janitor pocketing a nice tip) I am trying to picture the moment right after this pic…no one there but the douche duo and their paid photog. So, did they scurry out in a giggle fit before the clergy caught them? Or did she box up all those candles to use in a future sexy times photo shoot? And dammit, show some respect and shoe those hooves in church!

  73. Sue says:

    Is this her favorite pose? She always has her mouth open like everything is sooooo funny….. Talk about staged.

  74. Stonegoddess says:

    They’re only doing this because Brandi is hosting the Kentucky Derby tomorrow. These 2 steaming piles of poo just have to try and upstage her at every turn.

    Brandi’s career keeps flourishing despite what they do and that must be killing them both.

    She just mentioned on her Twitter that bullying is still bullying even if you do it through your lawyer. Wonder what they’re trying to pull now?

    So much for that peace eh Leann?

  75. Holly says:

    I’m becoming very acquainted with her tonsils and it’s getting on my nerves.

  76. Original Lucy says:

    I think she is trying sooooooo hard to convince the public that they are so much in love that they couldn’t stop themselves from cheating on their former spouses and children (cause yes I believe when one parent cheats, he (or she) is cheating on the whole family)…that it wasn’t really cheating because they are each others soul mates and God is smiling on this union, blah, blah, blah….No one is buying it jack ass face!

  77. rm says:

    I agree with those that brand Eddie a sociopath. He clearly is a master manipulator and is bitter that Brandi left him. He is jealous of her success. He didn’t anticipate that his cheating ways would effect his career in such a way. Eddie and Leanne deserve each other as they are very much alike. Evil, heartless, do not care who they hurt, attention whores who live for drinking and the camera. Eddie deserves to be married to that crazy horse for eternity. She deserves to be insecure because of his cheating habits for eternity. Let them be miserable for eternity. Brandi will go on to find a good guy and be happy.

  78. Shane says:

    I just wish they wore shoes.

  79. Memphis says:

    So she thought granny’s old slip was a good choice for her renewal?

    And enough with the head back/mouth open laugh pose, Leann…your not Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman… It’s not working for you.

  80. Jennifer12 says:

    Like the setting, the clothing, the candles- even the bare feet. Pleased that the boys weren’t sold with the photos. Beyond that, she overshares and makes every little thing in her life a major event. She even claimed the paps were able to photograph her in the honeymoon suite- I mean, come on. Does she really think people buy that? And the real story is coming out, slowly but surely. I’ve never seen anyone this self centered. Eddie sucks but doesn’t open his mouth, which is smarter than LeAnn, but you have to wonder why he lets her do these things and take the heat. If she’d only shut the hell up and stop bothering and stalking Brandi and stop pretending she’s the kids’ mother and focus on her career, things might turn around. But she’s just not smart enough to do so.

  81. pf says:

    Seal and Heidi Klum renewed their vows every year. That really worked out now, didn’t it?

  82. Kosmos says:

    Why am I so sick of this woman? Don’t know exactly, maybe just tired of her being so focused on herself and her Eddie all the time? Give it up, just enjoy your life and stop trying to feed it to people every chance you get.

  83. Jane says:

    I wonder if she is on drugs or drunk during this. She looks as if she is having a hysterical episode. Does anyone have a straight jacket for her? I think she needs one.

    • justsaying... says:

      Ummmmm…all trips to dentist…opiates…….little vicodin with mix of bipolar mania

  84. Lizzie says:

    I love how all of these couples who are never going to last renew their vows every year. Leann is trash and they are both has beens who are desperately trying to stay in the spotlight by tweeting and taking pictures. Leann – he dumped Brandi for you and I can’t wait for Karma to catch up with both of you. If the damn media would ignore them, they’d go away.

  85. Lizzie says:

    I love how all of these couples who are never going to last renew their vows every year. Leann is trash and they are both has beens who are desperately trying to stay in the spotlight by tweeting and taking pictures. Leann – he dumped Brandi for you and I can’t wait for Karma to catch up with both of you. If the dang media would ignore them, they’d go away. You two deserve one another!

  86. jasperkitty says:

    Beautiful picture. I only dream to have the opportunity to marry the man I love over and over again. Seems like everyone INVOLVED from situations PAST have MOVED ON. Apparently those who still don’t even know Leanne or Eddit or Brandi can’t let it go. Who cares if she calls the paps…any attention in a celebrity’s life seems to be good attention…or should I say profitable. She sells the photos and you all look at em and contribute to it so why complain about it. I think y’all enjoy it.

  87. ria says:

    Jesperkitty there is nothing beautiful about this couple. Heres a pic of what I guess might be the reality of their life together away from the public behind closed doors, although I could be wrong. The young boy represents Eddie. http://m237.photobucket.com/image/funny%20horse/XxrickyxX/horse.jpg.html?o=9

  88. sarahtonin says:

    LeAnn is the sort of chick who drunk texts her ex-bf at 3am to say she’s taken 4 valium to kill herself because she can’t cope with the end of a 3 month relationship. “Maybe when he thinks I’m dead he will realise he really loves me.” I’m shocked she doesn’t cut herself when he stays out late fucking around. (Like Lindsay did with Sam).

    Anyway, wedding vows after 12months usually mean trouble. I’d be surprised if they make it to their next Mexico holiday. Ediot, hide the valium, your 2am drama text is coming.

  89. Elizabeth Rose says:

    You know how you go to the fair and there’s that game where you have to put the ball in the clowns mouth… she looks like that.

  90. brin says:

    Radar is reporting that Brandi will not be on RHOBH full time because the cheating happy vow-renewal couple are playing hardball using Brandi’s kids.
    I really didn’t think these two could sink any lower but they can and do. They have to be the most hated couple on the planet.

    • brin says:

      …I guess if this is true, when the boys read about this at some point they will know what their mother has endured.

    • justsaying... says:

      Yet they wish her best….whatever…just another low blow…..PREDICTABLE …B will come out on top…..cream always rises to top….shit sinks to bottom

    • justsaying... says:

      If the LovEbirds cared so much about kids they would of considered them when they were ripping their lives apart………..#notfoolinganyone

  91. Cirque28 says:

    My favorite part is the clenched fist around the bouquet. She seems intense.

  92. drea says:

    http://youtu.be/Ks3Z_W9TEkk that link connects to the sound of her laugh. Or at least the sound I imagine coming out of her every time I see a picture of her with her gaping maw hanging open like that.

  93. Lotta says:

    Some day a bird is going to fly into that mouth and create a nest.

    • Jane says:

      That would be one good way to at least shut her mouth up. Now… how can we tie her hands up so she can’t Tweet every bloody minute!?

  94. justsaying... says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2138778/LeAnn-Rimes-Eddie-Cibrian-snuggle-hammock-end-anniversary-trip.html?ito=feeds-newsxml REALLY…looks like the ediot tried to escape…leroy quick on the pounce #youaintgoinganywherebitch

  95. skilo says:

    THIS IS TOTAL BS! “Brandi Glanville’s Real Housewife Full Time Gig Over Before It Started”Brandi Glanville’s Real Housewife Full Time Gig Over Before It Started As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Brandi was to graduate from ‘friend’ to a full-fledged ‘Housewife on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned Bravo yanked the offer after Brandi was forced to tell the network that her kids couldn’t appear on camera.

    “Bravo wanted her to have her kids on the show in order to expand story lines,” a source tells Radar. “But Leann and Eddie wouldn’t allow it.”

  96. lisamarieky says:

    i just came here to say that Eddie is so damn hot! i love those dimples so much that i daydream about them. yes he is a cheater, and it is unfortunate that he is blind (only reason i see for him to be attracted to HER!); but he is still hot like fire

  97. labyrinth says:

    Can someone explain how these horsey veneers work I’m not from America? Are they like false teeth that are placed over the gums? Maybe its an in joke for her and Eddie when she opens her mouTh like that because she gives awesome gum-jobs!

    • Jane says:

      They ae thin layer of tooth shaped shells thst get bonded to one’s regular teeth. In Mrs. McSquinty’s case, they are too thick and too large for her normal teeth making her appear even more “horse-like”. I have one veneer covering one tooth from trauma to my teeth in a car accident. A GOOD doctor will match exactly and no one would know the difference. Hers were done to really show off that HUGE mouth of hers. She cannot even close her mouth without looking as if she is wearing braces.

  98. SRT says:

    bare feet in the public restroom in Hawaii – can’t get over it

    gross

  99. sup says:

    omg those sandals, her feet, that dress’s slit… not the kind of tacky ugly shit you want to see in a wedding photo