Heidi Klum & Jessica Chastain in purple at the Met Gala: unflattering or fashionable?

Poor Jessica Chastain. We’ve only very rarely seen her get it right on the red carpet. She’s worn some Alexander McQueen recently, and sort-of worked those dresses, according to some people. So it’s surprising to see her in such an unflattering, ill-fitting Louis Vuitton at the Met Gala. She’s skinny and it’s squeezing in her stomach area and making it look like she has a roll where there isn’t one. Her boobs look stuffed into a too-small bra-like top (a problem she’s had before) and overall she just looks miserable. Look at the bedazzling along the lines of the dress. It’s awful.

Jessica just dropped out of talks to star in Iron Man 3, citing her busy schedule. Goop will be relieved to be rid of some competition.

In contrast Heidi Klum looks happy as hell in this purple lace overlay Escada, and she has no reason to be. (Apart from being single, rich, gorgeous and having a nanny for each of her kids. I guess I get why she doesn’t GAF about her fashion.) That dress is straight from the 90s and the stacked cheap-looking necklace and bracelets just add to the dated effect. It even has a diagonal cut-out around the waist.

Heidi’s pale makeup kind of works, though and I really like her hair like that. I can’t say the same for Jessica’s styling. You can see a closer photo of her here. Jessica has on almost no eye makeup coupled with very dark stained lips. Did she not look in the mirror and object to her makeup artist? How meek do you have to be to not say “put some eyeliner and mascara on me, bitch.” I would fire anyone who sent me out like that.

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  1. laylajanelovesgossip says:

    Yikes for Jessica!!!I think I saw that dress at the thrift store a few years ago…

    • nekko says:

      Heidi looks tacky and cheap. The dress doesn’t flatter – she looks so broad in it. The color does not flatter her in any way. This purple washed her out. The ugly necklace is the icing on what is pretty much a sh*t cake. This woman never knows how to dress appropriately.

  2. Maguita says:

    Poor Jessica, she seems to mistreat her poor little bosom often.

    Let the poor girls breathe Jessica, let them breathe freely! They might even look happier on camera ;)

    Heidi is always wearing the wrong dress for the wrong event. Remember her “lettuce-y” dress from a while back? Well, now was the time to wear that big frou-frou frisé lettuce for the COSTUME INSTITUTE GALA!!

  3. QQ says:

    Why Is Heidi still allowed at these things with her 90s reject fashions… That shit is objectionable

  4. ladybert62 says:

    Both dresses are ridiculous.

  5. Kiera says:

    I really just want Heidi to wear a bra. Thats all. Ok there lots of things wrong there but a bra would help so much.

  6. DreamyK says:

    I disliked most of the dresses this year. I hate the mullet look on these long dresses. So ugly. And holy sh*te did Kristen Stewart look peculiar and awful.I did find the dress that Kristen Dunst wore very interesting but the dress of the night, for me, was Camilla Belle. I wish she had gone lighter on the makeup though because it was just troweled on.

  7. Aiobhan says:

    I love Jessica Castain but she really needs to stop taking advice from her grandmother and get a real stylist. I think I can count on one hand how many times she has gotten it right in the last year. Even her make up is terrible which is the only thing she has gotten consistently right.

    Heidi is who Heidi is. I hate the whole outfit but cannot hate to hard on her.

  8. Shelly says:

    I’m not surprised that Heidi is dressed ridiculously. She always is. Her taste is in her a$$.

  9. JB says:

    I think Heidi looks great! I really like her hair, make-up and styling.

  10. bagladey says:

    Heidi looks good but stale and the other one looks like she dressed from the costume bin – awful.

  11. Cait says:

    I actually kinda like the top portion of Heidi’s dress, and the color is beautiful but she ruined it with that clunky necklace.

  12. Marianne says:

    They both look bad. Heidi’s is less worse.

  13. Nance says:

    I love Jessica face/makeup and the color of the dress, but not the dress itself, on her.

  14. Diana says:

    Oh man! I love Jessica but that is one ugly dress. Nothing on it works. Too bad, she is really pretty.