The Kardashians have a long history of getting plastic surgery and procedures as some kind of plot for their reality show. We’ve seen Kim get Botox, Khloe get laser hair removal for her lady parts, and mom Kris Jenner get a facelift prior to Kim’s lavish wedding. In a new promo for the upcoming seventh season of the show, Kris is shown waking up looking like she’s stuffed a hotdog underneath her upper lip. We’re just going on The Daily Mail’s report on this, as I haven’t been able to find the actual video. The pictures tell the story pretty much, in that Kris has these lips in a scene that looks in no way contrived in which she wakes up with her makeup partially applied and several of her kids come piling in the room to gawk. Here’s more, thanks to the Daily Mail:
In a new trailer for the upcoming season, Kris Jenner, the matriarch of the family, is seen with a pout which looks suspiciously enhanced compared to her usual appearance.
Kris, 56, is seen looking shocked as she wakes up in her bed with a much bigger top lip.The leader of the Kardashian clan shows off her new look to daughter Kim, 31, and son Rob, 25, as the two siblings stand gobsmacked at their mother’s bedside.
Kris, who is still in her pyjamas and is wearing no make-up, appears horrified by her overnight transformation and tries to hide her mouth with her hand.The rest of the family hear the commotion and rush into the bedroom surprised by Jenner’s plump top lip.
It is not clear from the 30 second clip whether the mother-of-six has really had a bad reaction to a cosmetic surgery procedure, or if she is playing a prank on her children.
Later in the trailer viewers are shown the Kardashians going on holiday to their favourite destination of the Dominican Republic.
[From The Daily Mail]
Who is the girl in the bikini? She doesn’t look like one of the youngest Kardashian girls, so maybe she’s Rob’s girlfriend or something.
The last photos we have of Kris are from May 10, below, and her lips look fug in frosted pink lipstick but they’re otherwise normal-sized. So I’m guessing this was either a stunt, or a reaction to a lip injection which soon reverted to normal. It probably doesn’t matter either way. These are the Kardashians, they’ll do just about anything to get our attention and it’s still working, goddamnit.
Radar lets us know that the seventh season of the show “will feature 18 one-hour episodes, the most ever.” They may have some KANYE to fill that time. He appears in a new TV spot for the show (it’s unclear whether it’s this same one) and Kim semi-confirmed to E! that Kanye will be featured. She then took a veiled dig at her sister, Khloe. “I want to show my life. If we are having dinner and [Kanye] does show up, I’m sure we’re not going to go, ‘Stop the cameras!’
“I’m not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé [Kardashian Odom] and Lamar [Odom] do. It’s not going to be like that.”
Not until she gets even more serious with Kanye in a whole two months’ time.
Rob is dating a British chick names Rita Ora and she blond and curvy
The lips have got to be a gag, and you’de think that someone as obsessed with her looks as Kris Jenner would take all her make up off before she went to bed!
Yep….I don’t think there is anything genuine about any of them.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians is “soft scripted”. Meaning that they are told what the plot of the scene is before they start filming, they do re-takes, they are given a general idea of what to say, etc.
NOTHING about this show is left up to chance. It is about as natural as Kim’s face.
I had dental surgery last week and that’s what my upper lip looks like – but, yeah. there’s no way that’s what happened to Kris.
How about a genuine stunt?
Because that’s all they ever do: publicity stunts.
Just had flash backs to the scene w/ Goldie Hawn in ‘First Wives Club’ followed by Rob Reiner as her Dr’s comment about wher her lips will be if she has one more procedure! Lol… Oh Kris…. You make Joan Rivers obsession seem healthy!!
Wow, the more times you look @ that top photo, the more different things you see…. This glance I swear she could pass as Mickey Rourke’s sister. (what a shame, Mickey was soooo hot in the early days..)
I just saw Nine 1/2 Weeks on Netflix and yes, he was hot! Such a nice looking man. Damn shame what he did to his face.
That’s what I thought of, too! Saline injection because it’s not permanent. Goldie said that she was committed to doing it for the part, but that those lips were incredibly painful and she wouldn’t do it again.
i like how one of them ‘just happens’ to be in a bikini. gotta love famewhores.
My first reaction too.
Haha! Good point. I thought of the infamous Bikini Girl from American Idol…. I guess some people just go everywhere like that 😉
Yeah, like she’s just hanging out in her bikini at 9 am on a Saturday. Blech.
wait, that’s how i walk around my house – with an upper lip swollen within an inch of its life and in a bikini.
^^^ This!
Can’t we all just hope that Bruce has come to his senses and punched her in the face? (I do NOT condone violence against women, but Kris is not exactly human….)
Fingers crossed.
Im sure this is nothing more than a publicity stunt, everything they say or do is for ratings.
the fun side is we can expect at least a year or more of PMK new trout pout, I think she’ll give Taylor Armstrong some competition for the worst looking fake lips.
She’s vying for Lisa Rinna’s crown!!
It looks like she’s in allergic shock after being attacked (miraculously just on the upper lip) by a colony of bees/wasps/hornets. >.< It looks incredibly painful.
WTH is she thinking? did she see Kim doing an impression of her & suddenly feel self conscious? Jeez.
Looks to me like a bad reaction to some filler (what did they use, Fix-A-Flat?) injection. Or like she’s “dipping” using her upper lip instead of her lower one.
I was just going to say the same thing … looks like allergic shock. This actually CAN happen, and it can be mostly concentrated on the upper lip and sometimes the eyes. I had a severe allergic reaction once (to fresh coconut) and my upper lip did the same damn thing. So it’s possible that she had a reaction to something (it’s also possible, as has been pointed out, that this is some sort of stunt; nothing would surprise me with this family).
I’ve also heard that dust mites, etc. can cause this … and especially bedbugs. DEFINITELY bedbugs (Google “swollen upper lip” and “bedbugs” and see what you get!). Well, I shudder to think of the cooties hiding in the Kardashians’ mattresses.
I had the same thing happen to me in 8th grade. I had to take Valtrex and i dont remember if the doctor ever said what it was. I havent had it since and i wasnt sexually active in any form at the time, but im still glad to know its more than just me. And my lip looked JUST like that. i wore dark lipgloss to try and play it down, it was soooo embarassing
Oddly enough, my grandmother had that same issue! I was a kid so I don’t remember what her diagnosis may have been, but every so often her top lip would swell up just like that, I assume due to allergies.
EVERYTHING this family does is contrived…
The 2nd photo looked like a scene from the Jersey Shore for a second there.
Even her lips are sick of her and want to escape somehow.
This made me laugh so hard. Thank you. Truly
LMFAO!
Kris would subject herself to a cavity search on that show if she thought it would boost ratings. There’s nothing genuine about these people. Everything is for “the show”. I doubt they even know whats real and what’s not anymore.
Good God, don’t give them any ideas!
Kim would volunteer for that I’m sure.
Many years ago I woke one morning to the same thing. I was taking Accutane for adult acne at the time and thought that was probably the culprit, so I stopped taking it. It was both of my lips, they went down before the day was over and I was able to go to work the next day.
She looks like El Vez.
On the plus side, it distracts from her kokenosejob.
So basically Kris looks like everyone else in Hollywood?
In the top picture she kind of looks like Chyna.. and I seriously want to punch these people, POW right in the kisser.. (although it looks like someone beat me to it)
I wonder how long it will take for her lip to calm down. That thing is massive! Wowzers!
Without makeup she doesn’t even look like the same person in the shots with makeup. Eek.
Kim can make all the “digs” at Khloe she wants..the only reason she is making digs at her sister is becasue Khloe is more liked by people than Kim. We all know Kim to be the white trash whore. Team Khloe!
That could actually be an allergic or autoimmune reaction. I have this every now and then (not THAT big however) on my upper lip or part of my upper lip, when I have an infection/inflammation in my body. Once I had it very badly, when one tooth root was badly infected and once whan I had salmonella poisoning…
OMG this family is so gross! I can not take them anymore, please go away
Gross and pathetic.
I am so tired of people coming on these threads and making these exact same comments all the time.
@skipper: That’s an easy fix, hon. Don’t like what you read? Then don’t read these threads. TA-DA!
One day the Priscilla Presley will happen to one or more of those creepy women jacking with their bodies and faces.. oh the horror.. and we will all shrug and smile..
Ha! Reality sucker punched her in her sleep!
the future face of Kim K–at age 35
i am so tired of this famewhore old hag. Please die already.
yeah, she’s not going to drink champagne on a swing, but i bet she will get married on camera again. or at least peed on. that’s much more respectable.
XD!!!
since this is a kardashian post…
the nydailynews has a little item that kim wants to be beyonce’s very best friend. she thinks that her fling with kanye will take her there. they all deserve each other…
I didn’t think it was possible, but somehow she is even more UGLY now…and I don’t just mean outwardly, either!
Is that Kim wearing 45 lbs of makeup? Or is it someone else?
Right? At 9am she looks like she’s ready for work at the brothel. Ridiculous.
she lives inside a norwegian sauna parlor?
the girl is kylie and kendalls friend