Heidi Klum, Tara Reid & Milla Jovovich at the de Grisogono bash: who looked worse?

Heidi Klum

The interesting thing about the Cannes Film Festival is that the attendees range from bona fide, A-list movie stars to a bunch of (barely) C-list party girls, who are mostly there for the late-night bashes and to rub shoulders with eligible or semi-eligible rich dudes. So last night’s Cannes de Grisogono party was a sight to behold with a wide range of red-carpet walkers.

Heidi Klum wore a black, slinky, low-cut gown with bizarre, dragonfly-inspired earrings and bracelet. The dress is rather shapeless, and Heidi’s eyeliner is too heavy. Perhaps the look would have beens lightly better if she’d opted for tumbling locks instead of a severely-pulled back look. I’m consistently amazed at how a supermodel who hosts her own fashion-based television program can get it so wrong most of the time.

Heidi Klum

Tara Reid

Tara Reid is still prowling around (and is probably drunk) as well. I have no earthly idea why she’d wear a dress that looks like this. This gold-embelleshed, sheer monstrosity must have been picked out by that 60-year-old jewelry designer who is (allegedly) paying her way throughout the festival.

Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook probably won this red carpet contest at this party with a snug red gown that covered up most of her assets yet revealed a sizeable portion of her back. Not everyone can get away with peplum, but Kelly pulls it off marvelously.

Kelly Brook

Milla Jovovich

Milla Jovovich still seems really “off” this year at Cannes, where she usually brings it in a huge way. Here, she’s going for old school glamour and does better than she did with her sloppy On the Road premiere look, but that’s not saying much.

Milla Jovovich

Paris and Nicky Hilton

Paris and Nicky Hilton went for vastly different dresses, and the result was … interesting. Paris actually doesn’t look terrible here even though her gown’s fabric might have been pulled from the curtains of the Waldorf Astoria. Nicky looks uncomfortable as hell in this black leather number with matching stiletto heels. Ouch.

Nicky Hilton

Paris Hilton

Ivana Trump

Ivana Trump demonstrates quite well that money doesn’t equate to class. Without even taking that awful dress into consideration, the jewels, the eyeliner, and the lips all add up to way too much tackiness.

Ivana Trump

Victoria Silvstedt looks like a cheap hooker in this satiny, pink, floor-length number that truly looks like it belongs in the bedroom. I try to refrain from saying that about anyone, but here Victoria’s earned it.

Victoria Silvstedt

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

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  1. RuddyZooKeeper says:

    Who’s been kicking Nicky Hilton in the shins?

    • deep says:

      Why are Nicky and Paris even there?? Neither is relevant in my opinion. Nicky seems to not seek attention like Paris. But IMO they both are has beens that never did anything and need to just go away. Especially Paris. Oh and Nicky needs to eat a cheese burger and fries..she looks anorexic..very sunken in and boney. Not a good look. Oh and don’t even get me started on Tara Reid…don’t know why she is there either. And, WTH re Paris posing in that one pic?? Does she really think she looks good? Ha! That pic makes me laugh.

  2. MBGB says:

    Nikki Hilton should go with a full length gown until all the bruises on her shins clear up.

    Just about the worst collection of cheap rags I’ve seen in quite a while. It’s hard to pick the biggest loser.

    • Maria_Spain says:

      +100000 XD

      plastic dolls :p

    • Chantay says:

      MGBG, I think you’ve hit on something…Nicky Hilton. For me, hands down, she’s the worst: like a futuristic waitress from Star Trek trying to keep it sexy, but it comes off as a boring accountant. Ivana’s jewels are too gorgeous and yank her back out of the truly worst.

  3. Eve says:

    Victoria Silvstedt looks like a cheap hooker…

    *ahem* Some say she actually IS one.

    • Loulou says:

      She’s been rumoured to be Prince Albert’s kept plaything for a looooong time. It explains her baffling presence at a lot of events in Monaco.

  4. Dawn says:

    So it is plain to see just WHO Kim Kartrashian stole her pose from! Paris should sue her. I love Heidi but come on that is just a bad look as were all of them.

  5. jess says:

    They range from blah to truly bad!

  6. brin says:

    Yikes! Didn’t any of them look in the mirror before they went out?! The only one with an excuse is Tara Reid cause she was drunk.

    • TheOriginalTiffany says:

      And in every pic the same shoes. She could only fit one pair?
      Awful bunch of high class hookers.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Is this *THE* Tiffany? Did you change your avatar? :) Yes I hate to say it but I agree. It really is the trashiest bunch of dresses I’ve ever seen. Mila’s might be the only one that I don’t hate (but I don’t like it either). I think it would be better without detailing around the neck, which is just too much.

      • TheOriginalTiffany says:

        Yep, it was my horse doing its Leann rimes impersonation. :)
        I’m going to switch it back because I’ve been experiencing some strange replies with a different avatar.
        The dresses are bad on the ho chicks, really bad. It would have been better if Tara McCokeydrunk had a cute pair of shoes to start with. Haha!

        There, am I back to Tiff again? :) ))

  7. maria says:

    why do celebrities always blow kisses at the cameras?.. It usually ends up looking ridiculous and in Ivana Trump’s case, she just looks creepy…

  8. Mew says:

    Don’t really know who has the worst look but the best dress is on Heidi Klum imo.

    • deep says:

      Agree..Heidi does look pretty and so does Kelly Brook…

      • DrM says:

        I think Heidi looks fab…as usual. The rest? Not so much…and I HATE peplums. They were in in the Eighties and they need to stay there….and die….LOL

  9. Reece says:

    Could’ve given us a little warning BH. The pictures got more far worse and disturbing the farther down in the post. Kelly Brook was a relief after Tara Reid’s monstrosity but then straight descension into hell.

  10. twoblues says:

    Ivana, sleeves please.

  11. Jacq says:

    Ivana Trump looks like the ghost of Paris-future.

  12. Blue says:

    Ugh, ugly, fugly messes. Paris needs to stop with that pose. Why is she doing lunges? Nicky has a serious case of crazy eyes.

  13. Janet says:

    Ivana Trump needs long sleeves and a bra. Everything is going south.

  14. Me says:

    Heidi doesnt look too awful, not awful enough to be stacked up beside the rest of these otherwise beautiful ladies. Minus Victoria Slivdestwhatever. Shes just strange.

  15. bright star says:

    Its a tie between Tara Reid and Nicky Hilton. However all of them, with the exception of Kelly Brook, are terrible.

  16. lower-case deb says:

    what is the brand of that stiletto heels again? loubs? seems like loubs.
    seems like everyone and their grandma has a pair.
    nicky hilton, beyonce, rihanna and a bunch of others i seem to remember though their names pass me by at the moment.

    those heels are fast becoming that stella mccartney dress that everyone wears.

    they look really awkward.

  17. deep says:

    Ivana looks like a crazy old lady. She needs to cover her arms. Dress is totally inappropriate for a woman of her age. She is an attractive woman but isn’t dressed right. She would look soooo much better if she would dress her age. Just sayin’.

  18. Lindy says:

    Wow… They are all pretty awful. The red dress is fine. But the rest are heinous!

  19. bea says:

    Ivana, you’re rich,get the bat wings fixed or wear a dress with sleeves, for whatever’s sake!

    Heidi is great, but she has criminal taste in clothing. She loves extraneous details on her clothing. She needs to go for a more sleek look, imo, bc her face and bod are great.

    Tara, Tara, Tara….you were doing better. Wouldn’t it be easier to save your money, live a low-key life style and not have bang gross old men?

  20. dorothy says:

    Why are people like Victoria Silvstedt, the Hilton’s, Ivanka Trump and Tara Reid at Cannes? None of them have done anything with film (some never) in years. People like them cheapen the event.

  21. TXCinderella says:

    Heidi and Kelly both look fab, the rest look awful. Okay, Paris looks decent. Tara looks the same age as her uh 60 year old “sponsor”. Victoria looks like a Vegas casino hooker looking for her next John.

  22. Jackie says:

    Cannes looks like one big douche fest.

  23. Anne de Vries says:

    I have no idea who Victoria Silvstedt is but she looks like she was in her (Barbie-themed) bed and the bell rang so she yanked the sheets off the bed to wrap them around herself so she could answer the door..

  24. Shelly says:

    Ivana really needs to cover up her arms. Kelly looks gorgeous.

  25. M says:

    Tara Reid looks like some sort-of sea monster/alien combo. Terrible

  26. Snowpea says:

    You know what I don’t get? Why do girls like Tara, Paris and Victoria have that awful, brittle, straw blonde hair?

    It’s like they went to the supermarket and picked up a $7 Clairol and did it at home.

    If ya gonna be blonde, it’s gotta be done WELL! Like Reese, Gwyneth and Cameron all seem to get it right. Bad blonde makes you look like a cheap ten dollar tart.

    Anyhoo, these outfits are freakin’ HILARIOUS! Tara needs to fix her posture asap. Paris and those hair extensions are vile and she needs an emergency make under. She has been wearing the same hideous clothes and hair for like ten years now. Don’t these people EVOLVE?

    Its times like these I am SO GLAD Im not famous! They all look so sad and trashy and out of it. Hollyweird is a cruel, unforgiving place.

  27. beclove says:

    Ivana puke (sorry).

    Kelly Brook looks pretty. The Hilton’s need to go the hell away. Tara has entertainment value- and it’s good to see a crackhead not taking themselves too seriously (looking at you LL).

    Addition- Paris is starting to look like her mom bigtime.

  28. womanfromthenorth says:

    Nicky’s toes are not ” IN ” her shoes! wtf? shoes for 3 toes?

  29. Alexa says:

    LOVIN’ IVANA!! (Screw you guys!) Ivana oozes confidence and happiness cuz she’s keepin’ it real and enjoying life!

  30. normades says:

    That is one fugly red carpet. Dude has lost all credibility in his mark.

  31. mojoman says:

    How women can wear those hideous shoes like Nicky’s 3 talons pointy loubs, is beyond me. How do you walk in those? wont the rest of the toes come out every time you take a step?

  32. Tastykakes says:

    Did Paris get her wonk-eye fixed? Looks better in there pics.

  33. sup says:

    wtf why does milla look so huge? we know she’s waist-less but come on she is nowhere near fat. which is definitely the sign of an unflattering choice.