Kris Humphries’ lawyer tells Kim K lookalike to stop saying she’s his girlfriend

Kris Humphries
We haven’t paid much attention to this story, but now it’s starting to get hilarious. Kris Humphries is currently in the long, drawn out process of divorcing Kim Kardashian, a divorce that will surely take much longer than their brief, highly lucrative moments of happiness together. Kim has of course moved on to fellow narcissistic famewhore Kanye West, while Kris has been seen out with a budget Kim Kardashian look alike. Kris issued a sanctimonious statement a couple of days ago saying he wouldn’t date until their divorce was finalized. This was hilarious in light of the photos of him at the beach with a brunette with too much makeup on and a big luscious butt. Kris’ people tried to claim that he “was there for less than four minutes and has no affiliation with this young lady.” Four minutes, huh? TMZ has a whole follow up story with details of Kris’s new romance. The woman is named Fatmire Sinanaj (aka Myla), and TMZ claimed that Kris flew her from New York to Miami for those “four minutes” on the beach, that he’s given her and her family courtside seats to his games several times, (they even had photos) and that they’ve been dating for five months. Kris allegedly met Myla at a high end hotel in NY where she works. Now TMZ is monitoring her Twitter account and she’s even been papped without Kris. (Although she didn’t spill to the photographer.)

Well despite all this convincing background on the romance, Kris is still trying to deny he has anything to do with her. Radar reports that his lawyer is about to send Myla a cease and desist to stop claiming she’s his girlfriend. He’s supposedly already called her and told her to cut it out.

Kris Humphries is not at all happy that a “Kim Kardashian look-a-like” he has casually hooked up with a few times is telling the media she’s his girlfriend, is exclusively reporting.

Humphries, who is gearing up for a nasty divorce battle with the real Kardashian, his wife of 72-days, has had his attorney, Lee Hutton, reach out to the woman, Fatmire “Myla” Sinanaj, telling her to stop making those claims — STAT!

As we previously reported Humphries was spotted earlier this week hanging out at the beach in Miami with Sinanaj, but a source close to the situation insists that the two are categorically NOT in a serious relationship.

“Myla and Kris are absolutely not in a relationship,” the source says. “Have they hooked up? Absolutely, and she was pressuring Kris for a commitment, but he has been very honest with her that there was no way that was going to happen… Kris is very much enjoying being single and any girl that claims she is dating him exclusively is lying.”

As previously reported, Humphries has no plans on dating anyone until his divorce from the E! reality star is finalized.

“Kris’ attorney called and left messages for Myla on Thursday afternoon,” the source tells “Lee conveyed that he needs to speak to her immediately about the claims she is making regarding Kris’ relationship with her. There are text messages between Kris and Myla which clearly prove that she is lying about being his girlfriend. Kris’ lawyer has also drafted a cease and desist letter that he will be sending to Myla which will also order her to stop making these claims. The timing of Myla making these claims is wreaking havoc on his upcoming divorce proceedings, because he will most certainly be asked about dating her during his upcoming deposition.”

Myla, who was branded a “Kim Kardashian look-a-like” because of her curvy figure and brunette locks, is not happy about just being branded a hook-up by Kris though and is eager for a committed relationship.

“Myla is very upset with Kris for not wanting an exclusive relationship. However, Kris was honest with her from the beginning and it’s very likely that he won’t be seeing her anymore now,” the source says. “There are always going to be girls that are looking for their 15 minutes of fame and say they are dating Kris. It just comes along with the territory.”

[From Radar Online]

So what happened? I think this chick blew whatever she had with Kris by tweeting too much and telling TMZ about the relationship. She’s since deleted her Twitter account, and Gawker has information about some of her tweets poking fun at Bruce Jenner’s face and talking smack about Kanye.

Do you think Basketball Kris even told Myla in person that he didn’t want to see her anymore, or did he just have his lawyer call her to break the news? Also, why is he thinking it will help his divorce if he doesn’t “date” now? Is he just stupidly taking his lawyers advice to act like the wronged party? He’s not the sharpest tool, with tool being the operative word.

This photo of Myla doesn’t look too much like her now. She looks more like Kim K at this point. You can see other photos of her on TMZ.

Photo credit: WENN and FameFlynet

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  1. Maguita says:

    She’s tacky looking.
    She’s got a cheap black weave on.
    She shares too much with the paps.
    She’s got lopsided boobs and a bad tan job.

    She is definitely a step up from Kim K!

  2. Jacq says:

    This guy is a dumb as a box of rocks. I am always curious as to the personality of the insane chick trying desperately to attach herself to such a turd.

  3. Talie says:

    It’s so funny…everyone wants to get famous now. It’s like no one has any sense of shame anymore.

  4. Katy says:

    I wonder how you pronounce her first name? If it sounds like it looks I think I would have it legally removed from any and all records concerning my past, present, and future. 🙂 I’m just sayin….

    • Maguita says:

      Trying to sound a name no one would remember in a few days, is just a waste of valuable time.

      Her name is FATmire. (apologies to all the kind Fatmires in the world, especially the lovely ones in Iran).

      Enough said.

  5. Sylvia B. says:

    He is so into himself, he talks about Kim, well he takes the cake. He is controlling and thinks he does no wrong! Ha! Kim K dumped his butt and rightly so…he was mean, vindictive and said nasty things about the family! He says it is not about the money…..well guess what it is about the money AND getting even with Kim. He holds a grudge FOREVER!!! He has these mean,squinty eyes and I would have dumped him before 72 days. I hope he goes away with a big fat zero!!!

    • jano1981 says:

      And then its fair that Kim and her Mom lied and kept more money than him from the wedding?!? They are both dumb but that hobag need to be fair and stop acting like a entitled princess. She’s only royalty in her mind. So as “squinty and mean” his eyes look, I am still hoping he gets his piece of the stankpie.

    • bondbabe says:

      Perhaps he said those things because Kim’s family’s true colors came to the surface? And, oh yes, Kim IS the epitome of class—NOT!!

      Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.–Sir Walter Scott

      ^Read it, learn it, live it.

    • Carol says:

      I believe he went with Myla because she reminded him so much of Kim K and he was using her to feel like he was still with Kim and to help him keep his mind to play basketball. He obviously was lying when he said that all he needed was to play BB to get over problems.
      Notice though as soon as she exposed him he dumped her. In other words she was simply used for sex and to perpetuate his feelings as if Kim was still around. Nothing to do with real love. If he really loved her he would not deny knowing her. He really wanted Kim, on his terms. I want Kris to win in court, but my God, he is such a piece of work.

  6. Amea says:

    She looks more like a Snooki to me.

    Which is also an upgrade from Kim.

  7. pp says:

    First of all why is it that every curvy girl with a tan and long black hair is called a “kim look-alike” or a “budget kim kardashian”…since when did Kim create that look? Alot of women had that look before kim even became famous.

    Secondly, since when is TMZ the source of truth??? They have a connection with the kardashians, that’s why they always defend them on their show. I actually believe Kris. Anyways, even if he did have a gf, there is no reason to hide it as kim has moved on super quickly. He will still come up looking way better than kim in this whole divorce drama.

    As a wierd side note, did you know the only person Kaney follows on Twitter is Kim Kardashian? Wow I am shocked by that. Is he not allowed to have any friends or something lol? I remember how Kim bossed Humphries around and didn’t want him hanging with his friends.

  8. Kasey says:

    I don’t know y’all in that 1 pick of them in that 1 link he looked like he was trying to hide or shy away from her. I’m not saying he’s not trinh to pull some lying trickery, but does anyone else get the feeling that women may flock to him now just to be connected to the person who has some level of “fame” by being formerly connected to a major “famewhore”? I kinda feel bad for him. I could understand him wanting to not date until he has officially severed ties with this mess.

  9. Kola says:

    He sure knows how to pick em. But he is not much of a catch himself so, yeah

  10. Crystal says:

    She looks like she’s from the Jersey Shore.

    Why would any woman want to date this Sloth from The Goonies looking motherf*cker ??? I don’t like Kim but I hope he comes away from this divorce with nothing. He doesn’t deserve a damn thing. He knew what he was getting into when he married Kim.
    Who was this stranger bitch before Kim and her mama cast him in that damn reality series ??? In fact, who the hell is he now???
    He’s a nobody and this snooki lookalike needs to upgrade her standards. He’s not worth it honey.

    Say what you want about Kim but she upgraded big time. Kanyesus may be an asshole but he has more talent than this nobody.

  11. Happy21 says:

    In the photo of them on chairs at a beach he doesn’t look remotely interested…I am calling BS here. That seems to be the only photo of them together. Am I wrong? Are there more?

  12. BB says:

    I believe TMZ. Kris wanted people to think he is so broken hearted. How he was not seeing anyone and yet TMZ comes out with information that he has been “hooking up” with Fatmire since mid January. Kris flew her to Miami and gave her and her family courtside tickets to NJ Nets games.

  13. dahlianoir says:

    He sure likes classy ladies. *eyeroll*

  14. Izzy says:

    Based on the big hair, I’d say she’s more Snooki than Katface.

  15. celine says:

    i really like that he is so tall.

  16. Carol says:

    I am upset with him for being so stupid and lying, but I do feel sorry for him in a way. Don’t forget in January things were very hot with the show and the media. His head was messed-up and who could blame him for wanting some manly relief. Men can easily separate sex from love. He is a young virile man and needs sex. No dating does not mean no sexing. He does not want a serious relationship now. He just want sex with curvy brunettes. Who could really blame him?

  17. Foxity says:

    As a wise man once said, “He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he is a tool.”

  18. Mel says:

    Act all he wants but his true feelings still shows.