“Did John Mayer just wander out of a Renaissance Fair?” links

Did John Mayer just wander out of a Renaissance Fair? [Go Fug Yourself]
Stacy Keibler is here to stay. Until she isn‘t. [LaineyGossip]
Rest in peace, Rodney King. [Dlisted]
David Beckham shirtless, just because. [Pop Sugar]
Rihanna got a new tattoo. [Celebuzz]
Gina Gershon in a bikini. [Yeeeah]
Jesus Christ, would they really REBOOT the Twilight franchise? [Pajiba]
Uh-oh: Rodney King‘s friends don‘t believe his fiancée’s story. [Bossip]
This guy is an evil a–hole. [Evil Beet]
Aubrey O‘Day‘s breasts look uncomfortable. [Popoholic]
Drake makes a cryptic comment about the Chris Brown thing. [The Blemish]
Ashton Kutcher looks like the poster boy for the d-bags here. [A Socialite Life]
Duckling video = best thing ever. [Gawker]
These Joe Manganiello pics look like a formal photo shoot. [Amy Grindhouse]
I think Posh Beckham looks pretty good here. [ICYDK]
Nick Stahl is out of rehab. [CDAN]
Ben Affleck looks like one of The Beatles. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

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  1. Chatcat says:

    Ok, so I am sitting here at my desk with my turkey sammy and REALLY John Mayer…besides any pic of Lilo, I haven’t seen anything this disturbing in a looooonnnnnggggg time.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      LOL! Is it Halloween? Is this his puss-in-boots look? Please someone explain this disaster.

      • Chatcat says:

        I know right? I am having visions of the time we took the kids to one of those Medieval Times themed places in FL on one of our Disney pilgrimages…you know, where they do jousting and shit like that and the food is awful and the place smells and you pay like $30 bucks for a plastic sword that the kids try to poke each others eyes out with the rest of the trip? Yeah JM is reminding me of that lame experience…albeit with the “I am completely stoned” look.

      • carrie says:

        it’s for a Pirate party

    • Molly says:

      That boy is not right in the head.

  2. Esther says:

    Lol he looks stupid and like he hasn’t bathed in awhile.

  3. Folly says:

    I didn’t say “Whoa” until I scrolled to those boots…JM, you are something else.

  4. bondbabe says:

    Looks like he’s diving in the Goodwill rejects dumpster.

  5. lisa says:

    I saw on another site that he was going to a costume party. So the outfit makes sense.

  6. lucy2 says:

    Looks like it – now if he can just wander back in, never to be heard from again, that would be great.

  7. Eleonor says:

    Ahah!!Not even Russell Brand would dress like that!

  8. Jill says:

    Joe Manwhatshisface looks like a douchecanoe

  9. Rhiley says:

    He looks like Puss in Boots but less attractive, less masculine, and wwwaaaayy more douchey.

  10. brin says:

    This wandering minstrel wandered into the wrong century.

  11. TheOriginalKitten says:

    The saddest part is that even in this ridiculous outfit, there are still probably dumb chicks that would hit it.

  12. Izzy says:

    I always thought John Mayer was kinda gross. But every time I see a new photo of him, he just gets grosser (more gross? I don’t know, not on grammar patrol today). How much worse can this get? It’ll be interesting to see – I always thought I had a strong stomach.

  13. DreamyK says:

    I…what? I have no idea what the hell that mess is. Was it a bet he lost? Inexplicable. Truly.

  14. rumbleseat says:

    To all the ladies who have allowed themselves to be romanced by John at Casa De La Wonderland: This.

    On a more upbeat note, they sell these really cool sunglasses at festivals that have a veil of chain mail hanging off the front of them if you feel you can no longer show your face in public. Maybe you could even have Johnny boy grab you a pair at wherever it is he’s at in this getup. It’s okay, we understand.

  15. Ramona Q says:

    I believe this outfit is for his Queen of California video shoot, which was taped on Saturday the 17th in Hollywood.

  16. Dee Cee says:

    LIKE LEANN Rimes and her show of hatred of her new hubby’s ex at the firing range.. John’s being cutesy subtle in his warnings to Taylor Swift should she attack him in song and verse again.. He’s ready to Arrrrr retaliate..

  17. Kosmos says:

    Right, he may be going to a party of some sort and has to wear a costume, but still, he looks BAD….hair looks unattractive, he needs to improve his appearance because I’ve seen him looking a lot better than this, or have I ? He’s really a great song writer and singer, but I cannot speak as well for his personality or how he treats others. Sounds like he’s pretty much turned everyone off in this area though.

  18. Barbara says:

    Ramona is correct….

  19. Elj says:

    Jesus. Did I seriously used to find this guy attractive?!

  20. Carolyn says:

    “Ye Olde Lorde of Doucheness”. In the present or at any point in a past life (referencing horrible historical costume) John Mayer is not attractive.

  21. alexis says:

    He is dressing like a cult leader of impressionable young white girls. And we all know he prefers white girls; he only felt the need to you know…tell the world.

  22. the original bellaluna says:

    JM – Captain Jack Sparrow you will never be;

    SK is a temp, just like all the others;

    Rodney King was never an “ideal citizen” but 47 is damn young to die; I’m also relieved to hear I’m not the ONLY ONE who said “WHA???” after hearing her story;

    What kind of a dickwad punches a dog (a POODLE, NO LESS) in the face?

  23. Emma - the JP lover says:

    I don’t think that’s John Mayer … I think it’s a look-a-like.

  24. What’s up with that??? Something is wrong here…

  25. Cancan says:

    I can’t believe there was a time i used to find him quite attractive and i would’ve hit it 🙁 now he looks like a creep and a d-bag!!!

  26. lilly says:

    The most tragic thing is he probably paid a lot to look like a tramp

  27. sparkle.burnout says:

    Ha ha, love the look on the face of the Guy behind him “can you believe this clown?” p.s. keep the Bossip links/stories coming. RIP Mr. King.

  28. marisa says:

    He was at Medieval Times LA. Seriously. I just read about it. This is the night that he hit on Jennifer Lawrence, she was there with him.