Kris Humphries’ ex tweets “no baby bump” bikini photo, but she looked pregnant Friday


This story is reaching epically stupid heights, but it remains mildly amusing so we’ll cover it. So we just heard that Kris Humphries’ ex girlfriend, Myla Sinajaj, is three months pregnant. Myla has been feeding stories to TMZ, so it’s pretty much known that she’s the one who told them the news. This seems to be supported by photos of her looking rather curvy in a bikini in Miami last month. She was also photographed with what looked like a genuine baby bump just this Friday, you can see those photos here. All of this is complicated by the fact that Kris tried to deny having anything to do with Myla, that she hit back by telling TMZ about their relationship, that both sides threatened lawsuits against the other and that she’s now trying to get back with him. She seems to be playing the press and Kris, and her story has changed about whether she told Kris she was pregnant before she leaked the news to TMZ.

Well Myla tweeted this bikini photo as supposed evidence that she’s not pregnant. Only it looks old to me, because this is what she looked like on Friday. She didn’t lose 15-20 pounds in a few days unless it was by the Photoshop diet. Myla tweeted: “Uhhh ooooo Loook No babyy bump! ‪#Shocker‬ yes I’m a thick curvy girl *All natural I’m comfortable in my skin.” She also promised to be recording a video to set the record straight. “I’m doing a Video right NOW that I will Post with the TRUTH out of MY mouth and kill all these ‘sources’ story’s” This girl cannot even pluralize properly. Plus, of course she’s TMZ’s source. People barely care about her as it is, it’s not like she has someone close to her selling her out.

The more I learn about this woman, the more obvious it is that Kris hooked up with a more budget, less intelligent version of his soon-to-be ex wife, and that’s really saying something. Myla has also hooked hooked up with other unnamed low-level celebrities, according to whatever Kris’ lawyer told the NY Post, which I wouldn’t doubt. She finally got a semi-noteworthy (although not for long) one on the hook and she’s playing it for all it’s worth. I’m not saying Kris is blameless in this, he’s the one who slept with her for months, allegedly had unprotected sex, and then tried to say he barely knew her. If this chic really is pregnant, I feel sorry for that baby. As it is, I’m hoping she gained a few and is trying to get publicity and Kris’ attention by claiming she’s pregnant. It obviously worked for her to some extent.

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  1. Agnes says:

    this story is so weird. the woman sounds crazy. but if there IS a baby involved, poor baby.

    • Maguita says:

      Obviously, one of those who should not be allowed to procreate.

      The level of shameless famewhoring in this one is astounding. Kris publicly belittled her importance in his life, downsizing her presence to a mere bootycall.

      And now she wants him back?? I know Kris is dumb, but this…

      Someone had once said on this site, that anyone watching Friends has an IQ of 70. Mila and Kris should start watching reruns of Friends pronto. They desperately need those points.

  2. Joanna says:

    yes, she is fat, i mean, curvy. i’m all for being nice, but she’s overweight. call a spade a spade. so silly how curvy is used to describe overweight now. what is actually curvy now that curvy = overweight? b/c i am actually curvy,not overweight. so should i call myself athletic or anorexic? just wondering

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Go the Hollywood route and call yourself a size 4! 😉

    • beyonce's bump says:

      you should actually be more concerned about what makes you so angry re the adjective people choose to use to describe themselves. I never get why someone else’s body can make someone else so angry. #stupidness and no, I am not part of the “real women brigade”

    • Beta says:

      overweight??
      famewh*re etc yes, but definetly not overweight!

    • maryoomba says:

      she may be annoying, but she is most definitely not fat. pin up girls back in the day had bodies VERY similar to hers and no one would call them ‘overweight.’

    • joanna says:

      fat might be a stretch but she is overweight. look at her bikini pictures. shes a famewhore who wants people to talk about her so i am. be careful what u wish for. shes using her body 2 get fame so i feel free to comment on it.

  3. Tillie says:

    Attention attention attention.. all they care about. Yugh!

  4. brin says:

    Dumb and Dumber.

  5. amoi says:

    i think curvy is the hottest body type out there…but…even curvy women don’t look 5 months pregnant after a burger from Five Guys…i mean those burgers are hella big but come on…she needs to hit the gym…i dont think she’s pregnant but i also dont think she went from the black and white striped dress “pregnancy” pic to a firm tummy unless she’s sucking in for dear life.

    is it just me or does she look different in EVERY pic?

    • MarcyParcy says:

      have you ever eaten a burger at five guys? i walk out of there and Chitpole feeling (and probably looking) pregnant lol

      • amoi says:

        lol, yes…i feel guilty for days after leaving 5 guys but ive NEVER looked like that after eating anything, she looked in full maternity mode! dammit, now im having 5 guys tomorrow…i deserve it.

  6. Talie says:

    Man, what a sad society of exhibitionists we live in…all want to be famous and have no shame. Sick.

  7. Dawn says:

    Oh my god…she is not his “EX”, stop with the rumors. She was more than likely bought and paid for by the Kartrashians, you don’t have to be a genius to figure out that big ass Kim and this “torrid” affair with Kayne makes her look bad…at least to those who profess to have morals it should. This was a made up story from the get go, nothing is there people. This is just another attempt by the gossip rags and TMZ to make Humphries look as bad as Kim really is.

    • Cherry says:

      Actually, I’m not sure it makes him look bad. Dumb, yes, but we already knew that. More than anything, it makes HER look like a crazy-stupid famewhore. But I’m sure she doesn’t care as long as she gets attention, so everybody wins, I guess? Sigh.

  8. chai says:

    If she’s not pregnant, she needs to burn that maxi dress now!

  9. Quinn says:

    The real question is…is that a ladder in the bedroom shot??? What the heck?

  10. tru tru says:

    she better get ready for the FBI interrogation,(exhortion) its not a joke.

    This attentionwhore is not pregnant, her ex boyfriend of 6 yrs gave an interview and said this is how she acts when the relationship is over, she claims pregant or she’ll commit suicide.

    she’s been w/several low level celebs and athletes.

    crazy bird

  11. fabgrrl says:

    Three months? She looks further along than that! Although, she may be short, and short women sometimes bump out quickly. Still…..

    • Joy says:

      I thought she looked pretty large myself but now I’m wondering if it was a pillow baby for attention.

  12. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    Oh man this girl is so impossibly difficult to look at. I would love to Kim’s reaction to this girl…I mean, he certainly does have a type lol

  13. MollyB says:

    I don’t know–every pregnant woman looks different. I was big as a house with my daughter who was 5 lbs full term. My best friend had a tiny, tiny, tiny little bump with her 8.5 lb daughter. That said, those don’t really look like preggo bump pictures to me (the ones from Friday). That just looks kind of like a wide, flabby belly, that she’s either sticking out or sucking in, depending on the story she’s running.

  14. Dahlia Verlaine says:

    She looked 4-5 months pregnant in that striped dress and now she claims she’s not?! Then this golddigga recycled Beyonce’s pillow bump for her hoe stroll on friday.

  15. Marianne says:

    wow…she’s super attractive.

  16. crtb says:

    I feel sorry for Kris. She was a botty call. In the last picture her hair looks beautiful. She is not fat! She looks like what women are suppose to look like! Grown women are not suppose to look like little girls. We are suppose to have some meat on our bones. That doesn’t make us fat!

  17. idk says:

    I bet the Kardashians paid this woman to lie to the media about Kris, just to make him look bad. This girls seems like she’s desperate to get “famous” so obviously she would take advice from a family like the Kardashians who have become famous for no reason.

    That pic definitely looks old. I just think she has gained weight, that’s all. As stupid as some people think Kris is, I don’t think he’s THAT stupid. And really celebitchy…how can you see this girl is dumber than Kim Kardashian? Take Kim’s mom out of the equation, and I bet you Kim would do dumber sh*t than this girl. Kim does what her mother tells her to…that doesn’t make her smart.

  18. Cam S says:

    Ah, she just had a “beer belly baby” Maybe retaining water? When I retain, I can pooch my tummy out & I look preggers… 🙂
    This girl is LOVING all the attention

  19. aud says:

    I think she is pregnant, outed it for attention. Got attention/reconciled with Kris send he asked her to deny it whole he tries to get $$$ from Kim “for them.”

    Probably cause Kim wants a divorce now so she can marry kanye asap. Upgrade

    They’re all messes

  20. jesstar says:

    Looks like a food baby in the dress & super sucking it in for the bikini pic. Chicks like her give women a bad name by claiming pregnancy for $$. I guess not as bad as having a full on wedding to scam sponsors & gifts from guests though, I guess.

  21. erika says:

    i can’t be too hard on the Hump, i mean, birth control pills 99.9% effective and condoms just around 92%(?) effective?

    and with the brain juice between the two of them, well, I imagined it musta been a struggle to figure out how to use a condom…

    “Uh….uhh..me!..Hungry 4…uhh..boob! grunt grunt!”

    “Oh HumpdeeHump babe, can u manage with this slippery saran wrap thing? I’m multi-tasking the videotape, microphone, nannycam, digital camera tripod, notararyn’ 3rd person witness to verify our intercourse”