Justin Theroux’s cousin discusses Justin & Jennifer Aniston’s relationship

These are some new photos of Justin Theroux in NYC over the weekend. It looks like Justin was doing some shopping… grocery shopping and something else. The black bag says… Aedes. I just looked it up. Either Justin was shopping for bugs (?) or he was shopping for fancy perfumes, colognes and soaps. That’s a pretty big bag – how much product does Justin need? Unless he was shopping for Jennifer Aniston too, in which case it looks like JustJen are back in NYC to stay for a bit. Are they staying at Justin’s place? Or a hotel? Because Jennifer already sold her New York apartments.

Shall we have a word about Justin’s general styling and vibe? Justin loves those treated skinny jeans – either that or he has ten different pairs of skinny-cut pants that all look alike. The t-shirt is fine, the boots are acceptable, but I’m more interested in the hat and the necklace. Is that the same gun necklace that Angelina bought Maddox years ago? It looks like it. And Justin loves a hat. Because he has a bald spot. No judgment, it happens. But if you ever wonder why Justin dyes his hair that inky black and why he wears trilbies and newsboy caps, that’s why. Because he has a bald spot. Also: his arms are super-veiny. Hm.

In other Justin news, his cousin Louis Theroux has given an interview about JustJen. Louis is the son of Justin’s uncle, Paul Theroux. Louis is an investigative journalist and documentary filmmaker. And apparently he has no qualms about speaking to Grazia about his cousin’s relationship with Jennifer Aniston.

Justin Theroux probably finds the interest in his romance with Jennifer Aniston “odd”, says his cousin.

The Hollywood actress met Justin while they were shooting the film Wanderlust together and they have been an item for around a year, with speculation they are preparing to get engaged.

Justin’s cousin Louis Theroux can’t begin to imagine the effect all the romance rumours must be having on his relative.

“She’s used to it, she’s been world famous for a good 15 years. This is a different thing for him. He wasn’t massively famous – not like now,” Louis told British magazine Grazia. “They live in LA so I don’t know a great deal about their lives, but I think it must be quite odd for him.”

Louis is an investigative journalist who is famed for his documentaries in the UK.

He is happy Justin has found the love of his life. “The heart wants what it wants, so I think it would be a bit mean of me to begrudge the happiness that he has found,” Louis added.

[From Grazia via The Belfast Telegraph]

Did that one comment seem rather pointed to anyone else? “The heart wants what it wants, so I think it would be a bit mean of me to begrudge the happiness that he has found.” Like, he WANTS to judge but he decided not to because he doesn’t want to be “mean”. I’m probably reading too much into it. But I do wonder – Justin introduced Jennifer to Louis when they were in London last year, so Louis has met her! And I guess his estimation is “the heart wants what it wants” – which is what people always say when they’re dating someone that their friends and families don’t approve of. Perhaps Justin’s family is Team Bivens?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and PCN.

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  1. HotPockets says:

    “And Justin loves a hat. Because he has a bald spot. No judgment, it happens. But if you ever wonder why Justin dyes his hair that inky black and why he wears trilbies and newsboy caps, that’s why. Because he has a bald spot. ”

    HA! I love that you reiterated bald SPOT twice. Nothing makes your bald spot stand out more with overly dyed black, fake hair.

    and yes, I felt like his cousin was holding back from saying what he really wanted to say. Anytime I’ve ever heard someone say the heart wants what it wants, it’s almost like saying, “Why are you doing this to yourself, but I guess your heart is speaking for you and not your brain.”

    • Naye in VA says:

      lol. i would also think that the hats are just aggravating the bald spot

    • Emma - the JP Lover says:

      Maybe I’m just from a different generation, but in my day, when someone said “The heart wants what it wants” it generally meant they were with someone and feel in love with someone else.

      It sounded to me like Justin’s cousin didn’t approve of ‘how’ Justin got together with Jen. In 14 years, I’m sure he met Heidi a time or two.

  2. ramona says:

    I fancy the pants off Louis Theroux. His documentaries are fantastic, his books are fascinating, and he’s extremely handsome in a quirky, geeky way. Mmm. Louis Theroux.

    • Missy Mara says:

      Me too!

      I think, the way I know my Louis, his comment may well have been ironic, in the sense that he sorta disapproves, probably because he knew Heidi Bivens well and/or he thinks Aniston is a shallow older girl.

      • lola says:

        What does Aniston’s age have to do with it?

      • Missy Mara says:

        Many shallow girls grow up to be somewhat less shallow when they get older. Could be me, but Aniston still strikes me as very ‘young’ in that respect. Still, she is older than most girls. Hence the older shallow girl.

    • Chicagogurl17 says:

      ok, so i googled him and totally geeky handsome…add british accent and….swoon.

    • someone says:

      omg +100000000
      i love louis theroux so much. his documentaries are always so interesting because he manages to stay fairly neutral throughout it, and he often acts so clueless in order to appear unbiased. his personality really allows for the people he interviews to open up to him because he’s not immediately mocking their (rather absurd) beliefs or putting them down. it’s very subtle the way he communicates his thoughts. plus he’s kinda hot!

      • Dizzy says:

        Mee too! Love,love love Louis. Had no idea he was related to Justin. For me Louis is the famous and talented one in the family.

  3. Anguishedcorn says:

    I literally lol’d at those pictures of him in his helmet. What a doofus.

    And yes, that last sentence was definitely carefully constructed to be a non-dig dig. You nailed it, that’s what people say when they can’t say anything nice.

  4. Turtle Dove says:

    Another way to look at the comment is that it’s a comment about Bivens, who, according to sites, has been bitching about the break-up via intermediaries. Ie. the heart wants what it wants, and it doesn’t want Heidi.

    • Kimlee says:

      Sorry burst your bubble but that was not about Bivens.

      ( The heart wants what it wants, so I think it would be a bit mean of me to begrudge the happiness that he has found,” Louis added.)

      That was definitely a jab but in a not trying to be mean but honest toward Jen.

      • Turtle Dove says:

        I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.

      • lisa2 says:

        ITAWY.. that had nothing whatsoever to do with Heidi. It was all about Aniston and Aniston alone.

        and I said before why are there no pictures of her with his family.

    • Erinn says:

      I agree with Kimlee because of the ‘me’ used in the quote. It seems to me like he made it more personal than just him speaking cryptically about Heidi.

    • Johnny says:

      Turtle Dove, I could not agree more! But the Jen haters are going to find anything and everything wrong with his statement, just to have the opportunity to hate on Justin and Jen….Pitiful!

      • lisa2 says:

        And you would know how that works in reverse now wouldn’t you???

      • EmmaV1 says:

        You do know that statement got very famous because Woody Allen uttered it after his affair with his “not step daughter” got exposed to the media.

        It’s nothing positive and considering all his whole comments were about Justin & Jen…I don’t see how Heidi figures in.

      • Ally says:

        Oh yes, I’m sure Louis looked in to the whole history of the quote before commenting, because dissecting every word that is ever spoken in connection with Aniston is so normal.

    • Janet says:

      I don’t recall you Aniston fans being nearly so accepting when Brad Pitt’s heart wanted Angie instead of Jen.

  5. Original Chloe says:

    I don’t think the bags of cosmetics are for JA, doesn’t she just use vaseline and soap for basically $2 a month? I think there was an editorial or two on that.

  6. ella says:

    Ha, I had no idea Louis was his cousin. Where I live Louis is much more famous than Justin.

    Now I’m just waiting for that documentary where Louis moves in with Hollywood couples.

    • Kate says:

      Yes! My ears perked up and I was, wow, the guy dating Aniston is related to Louis Theroux?! Maybe he’s more interesting than I thought!

    • Melanie says:

      I know! I’ve been wondering for ages if they’re related.

      Obviously, I wasn’t THAT bothered or I’d have Gary Google.. but I was a tad curious!

  7. lynn says:

    I actually read “the heart wants what it wants” as “I know he cheated on Heidi and we all liked her but Jen is who Justin wants”.

    • Happymom says:

      This exactly.

    • Turtle Dove says:


    • Elizabeth says:

      You got to wonder about the subtext of the comment when the cousin quotes Woody Allen’s reply about the Soon-Yi debacle (“yes, I was screwing my 18 year old stepdaughter but so what”). Is he comparing Justin to Woody?

      • Kate says:

        I think that was actually Allen misquoting an Emily Dickinson poem, and because he’s so famous and it sounds so good it’s pretty much entered the vernacular in that incorrect form, now. I’ve heard it used in defence of their own bad behaviour by people who’d be shocked to know its origin.

    • Kate says:


    • Emma - the JP Lover says:

      Yep. I absolutely think that’s what he means.

  8. Original Chloe says:

    edit: “the heart wants what it wants” is indeed very ironic in this situation

  9. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Seriously, you got a bald spot who cares. I’d rather he show it off then wear that stupid hat. The “heart wants what it wants” comment is kinda ouch. I don’t think you’re reading too much into it. It does kinda seem a dig at Aniston.

    • Trek Girl says:

      It is possible that he wears hats because he actually likes them, and would wear them whether he had a bald spot or not.

  10. lower-case deb says:

    Holy Veiny Arms!
    those aren’t varicose, are they?
    they look hella painful. he shouldn’t bring too much heavy stuff! gosh.
    i was by my gramma when she had varicose treatments. not. enjoyable. at. all.

    • Vesper says:

      Don’t people typically get varicose veins in the legs, not the arms?

      • lower-case deb says:

        apparently it manifested in my gramma.
        the doc said it’s not as common as those in the legs. but they do happen. it was really painful for my gramma. before my gramma, i also thought that it could only happen in the legs, but the doc said that it could happen anywhere in the body, although less common than in the legs.
        it’s not life threatening tho, just um… not so enjoyable (that’s how my gramma puts it, she of the understatement)

  11. Happymom says:

    He looks like the biggest hipster douche EVER. It’s one thing to be 22 and trying to work this look-but at his age it is just ridiculous.

      • flourpot says:

        Ok, heck with how dumb I sound. What does +1 and +2 and all that mean? I feel like I’m missing something really obvious.

    • asda says:

      I remember him being the same hipster douche in college, except it was the 90s version. Pretty good actor back then, though.

    • Elizabeth says:

      ITA. I just looked up his age – 41 in August! It looks “try hard” at that age. Shouldn’t he be shopping at an Eddie Bauer store somehwere or the GAP looking for some khakis and a golf shirt? (sorry, couldn’t resist)

      • Vesper says:

        What 41 year old wears a gun necklace?

      • sala says:

        I’m not a fan of his look, but golf shirts and khakis as the requisite uniform once you’re 41/42? Really? Not where I live, thankfully.

  12. cupidityrox! says:

    I think Justin’s the best thing’s that’s ever happened to Jennifer Aniston.

    • Minxx says:

      nope… Brad Pitt was the best thing that happened to Jennifer Aniston. A good guy and a ticket to fame. But she didn’t appreciate what she had so now she has to make do with Justin, a douche and a poseur. Maybe she has found her match in the end.

      • Molly says:

        In her old photos with Brad, she just seemed so happy and at peace. She’s never seemed that way again:-( Brad looks very happy w/ AJ.

        Man, all this drama. She could have found a wonderful relationship w/ a guy who adored her who wasn’t a narcissistic movie star. It’s never good if someone just ups and leaves their partner of 14 years.

        Also, I don’t understand ragging on Jen’s aging or AJ’s skinniness. We’re all going to get older.

      • anon33 says:

        I never ever comment on these threads bc they get so insane, but really? to say that she got a ticket to fame with Pitt is absurd. She was on the #1 show IN AMERICA for years before she even started dating Pitt. I know everyone hates her, and to each their own, blah blah, but that statement was blatantly factually inaccurate.

      • Roma says:

        @anon33: It’s pretty useless trying to use logic in a JA post… but you tried.

      • Minxx says:

        Logic? Really? She was big when Friends was on, very much like Lisa Kudrow and Courtney Cox. If not for Brad and the whole “triangle” drama, she’d be where they are now. Rich and somewhat recognizable but nowhere near her current level of fame. A little objectivity wouldn’t hurt.

      • lilac says:

        Minx, as you said, if it weren’t for the don juan *Brad Pitt* she’d be in the same place as all her Friends co-stars. Unfortunately logic as well as objectivity doesn’t go well with Aniston fans.

  13. Cam S says:

    His body type is a lot like my husband’s- muscular lean, with no body fat. Justin has a super long torso, with no legs though.
    I could never respect a man wearing skinny (or overly baggy) pants. And wtf is a GROWN A$$ man doing wearing that stupid necklace?
    He spray tans too much, esp for living in NYC, imo

    • lower-case deb says:

      he was residing in LA, though. for quite some time?
      (at least, spends more time in LA? seems like this is the impression I get from reading Louis’s account).

      Justin still keeps his NY residence though, right? or did that got sold also?

    • Ramona Q says:

      No, it’s those stupid jeans. The low crotch and tapered pant make every wearer’s legs look stumpy.

  14. Shoes says:

    Eh, we don’t know how the questions were posed to Louis. he was on The One Show a couple of months back, and he was asked about them and he was very nice about it.

    Also, Jennifer’s movie with Sudekis starts shooting in North Carolina today. So I’d guess he’s stating in his own apartment. And i’d guess he’ll be in NYC and visiting NC.

    • Kimlee says:

      Because he not allowed to say at her house in LA without her. Lol

    • Carol says:

      Actually I’m here for that film and they don’t start shooting for awhile. But she is here, trying to act down-to-earth. Sigh.

      • Untrue says:

        Obviously you are a liar. They HAVE started shooting. This is straight from the directors twitter account

        “Rawson Thurber ‏@RawsonThurber
        Day one. Roll one. Take one. Let’s do this. #MillersMovie pic.twitter.com/R0IBVyzY
        View photo
        Reply Retweet Favorite”

        Stop pretending like you even know where the hell Wilmington is.

      • Carol says:

        Yeah, I was at the cast/crew party in…where am I again? Wilmington. I think us crew members know what’s going on more than you do. Iatse, broad. Or maybe you get your sources from a the civilian IMDB. I have been a poster here for done time and I always give true inside information on the films I’m on.

      • Mac says:

        Maybe she’s not acting or at least making a genuine effort to be friendly.

        Jennifer hosted numerous parties for the cast & crew during the filming of Wanderlust at her lakehouse.

        On some sets the crew is told not to even make eye contact with certain talent.

      • paranormalgirl says:

        Carol – say hi to Quinn from Brenna… or not.

        Yeah, they’ve already started filming with principals. My sis-in-law is friends with a couple of people in the crew.

    • Scream a.t.Ocean says:

      WTF? Shes doing a movie AGAIN?
      Another BOmb?
      American Producers are totaly nuts!!!
      WHY OH WHY???
      Yes shes in the spotlight but nobody wants her on the bigscreen, just on the tabloids.
      And you ask why american economy is in the tanks!!! Shes getting millions for shitty movies who tanks at the boxoffice so the Studios are doing her a favour and she gets the money as a gift? THATS the reason why the USA has a shitty economy!!

      • Trek Girl says:

        Heh – I was about to tell you how absurd your comment is, but then I saw your name.

        Scream at ocean, indeed.

      • Elizabeth says:

        Yes, it will probably be another shitty movie from her. But no, I do not blame the poor economy on Jennifer Aniston.

  15. Diana says:

    All this press will push him into midlife crisis!? But he’s got a great family to support when it happens.

  16. Eve says:

    Also: his arms are super-veiny. Hm.


    Yes, I’m thinking about his penis. Hey! I’m not suggesting it’s a bad thing, quite the contray, actullay — it’s probably like those condom ads “Ribbed…for her pleasure”.

  17. Carol says:

    Sadly, they are in North Carolina. I had the misfortune of glimpsing Aniston trying to put on a fake “I’m one of you”-vibe at or crew party.

    • Sirsnarksalot says:

      Insider eyes! Keep the info coming Carol. I’ve always sspected she was nauseatingly fake-nice. I’d love to know if it’s true or not. An enjoy working with Jason, I hear he’s a he’ll of a guy.

    • Sirsnarksalot says:

      Insider eyes! Keep the info coming Carol. I’ve always suspected she was nauseatingly fake-nice. I’d love to know if it’s true or not. An enjoy working with Jason, I hear he’s a he’ll of a guy.

    • Turtle Dove says:

      Perhaps you should read the comments to your post. You were outed as a fake. Enough already.

    • Sugar says:

      are both JustJen in NC? I don’t recall them being ever being apart since his heart wanted what it wanted. you’d think if he was in NYC by himself over the weekend he has to breath it in “there’s no place like home!”

    • paranormalgirl says:

      Funny… my sister-in-law worked several films with Aniston when she was in production and said the one thing that was always solid was Aniston’s relationship with the crew. They always liked her and she always treated them well. She never had a negative word to say about Aniston and Lia was always a really good judge of character.

      • Kate says:

        I don’t have strong feelings about JA either way, but frankly if she wasn’t pleasant to work with I doubt she’d still be working at all, because her movies don’t really do that well at the box office, do they?

        (That isn’t a diss, incidentally. I find the whole JA/AJ “sides” thing really bizarre. And Brad unimaginative with the initials.)

    • cs says:

      i’m not surprised. I remember an older couple who visited the “Friends” set commented that she wasn’t friendly whatsoever. And Courtney Cox was the more friendlier one. The wife said she didn’t understand why JA was getting much more attention because CC was so much more nicer and prettier in person.

      We all know why, because CC married David Arquette and JA married Brad PItt.
      If JA had married Tate Donovan we wouldn’t be talking about her today.

  18. xk says:

    I’m just glad he’s not wearing a v-neck. One of the most irritating hipstery trends in my opinion- vnecks for men. Gross. And his skinny jeans aren’t offensively tight, so that’s another plus.

  19. Katia says:

    Why no pics of Louis?!

  20. Jaded says:

    His family must be a bit horrified at his “gone Hollywood” behaviour and persona. His uncle Paul is one of the best fiction and non-fiction writers in the world, his cousin Louis is way more talented. His family seems so much more elegant and refined than Justin and probably all feel that the manner in which he dumped Heidi and glommed onto Jennifer is no more than tasteless famewhoring.

    And don’t get me started on that idiotic gun necklace. Or the trilby. Or the skinny jeans.

  21. lower-case deb says:

    “Is that the same gun necklace that Angelina bought Maddox years ago?”

    actually, it’s not quite that way around. according to this article, Maddox drew a machine gun and Brad took that drawing and made it into a pendant.

    (edited to delete the TMI backstory part of my comments. sorry guys!)

    • Kimlee says:

      What are you talking about and why are you bring up AJ in this post that has nothing to do with her or her kids.

      • RobN says:

        Go back and read the second paragraph of the post and you’ll see why.

      • Rhea says:

        Chill. Clearly you’re not reading the whole article. She’s only explaining that because Kaiser wrote it in this article. And lower case-deb is right, it’s not Angie who bought the necklace for Maddox, but the other way around.

      • lower-case deb says:

        Hi everyone, kimlee, robn & rhea :)
        i guess @kimlee was commenting on the TMI backstory of why i remembered this article very clearly. it involved some inane conversation in my PTA meeting at my older kid’s school just this morning. anyway.

        i’ve since deleted and apologized for that part of my comment (which was in a separate paragraph anyway), because it seemed extraneous in hindsight and added nothing (even possibly detracting) from the conversation in this post. sometimes i lack the good sense.

        anyway. sorry if i offended anybody it’s really not my intention.

        also, heyya @Rhea! apa kabar! selamat pagi! hope you have a great start of the week.

    • Rhea says:

      @Lower-case deb : Apa kabar juga, Deb? Everything is fine here. I hope the same goes for you. :)

  22. Dana says:

    His outfit is making me laugh so, so much. The bracelet coordinated with the necklace, both the hat and the helmet jauntily worn to the right…That’s a whole lot of try.

  23. Viv says:

    WTH? That helmet makes him look like the white version of Yo Gabba Gabba’s DJ Lance Rock.

  24. Minxx says:

    That last sentence was the equivalent of my mother-in-law saying to her (other) son: “as long as you are happy, dear”.. when meeting my future sister-in-law ;)

  25. Ally says:

    Louis Theroux on Aniston -

    ‘I don’t know her very well but I like what I’ve seen so far,” Theroux says, laughing like a sixth former.’

  26. Minnie says:

    Yuck, what a douche! Can’t remember who said but after Brad Pitt the only direction is Down.

  27. libby says:

    sounds like Louis isn’t too thrilled about this relationship! I do like Justin though. If you saw him break dancing on the Ellen show, you would know that he’s cool and doesn’t take himself too seriously…. It sucks the way it went down between him and Heidi but they weren’t married and things happen. sometimes after 6 months, sometimes after 14 years. Jennifer pursued him HEAVILY. I believe she pulled all the tricks to get him.

  28. Bite me aka aniston says:

    Why is the cousing talking to a tabloid… Aniston deserves to be happy after everything she’s been through… She is just a brave girl to keep searching for true dick like that

  29. RobN says:

    If you’re speaking to the media about your cousin’s relationship without his permission, you’re a douchebag. Period. Doesn’t matter what your opinion is, because when you’re a can’t keep your mouth shut about things that are family business guy, you go straight to d-bag.

    • lu says:

      Haha Louis is famous in the UK, Justin is not. He doesn’t give a sh*t about Hollywood, he probably just thinks it’s all ridiculous. He makes a living from taking the piss out of idiots, obviously does the same if the idiots are family.

  30. dhhgdc says:

    It hilarious that his feet don’t touch the ground on that monstrosity of a Beamer. Why would you get a bike way too big for you?

  31. skuddles says:

    Argh, enough with the skinny jeans dweeb boy! Him and Aniston both seem so limited in their fashion choices.

  32. barb says:

    He strikes me as a metrosexual. A feminine vibe there for sure. I don’t like men who wear better clothes than I do!

  33. valleymiss says:

    Wait, he has a bald spot? Where? On the back of his head? We couldn’t be talking about his widow’s peak, cuz that’s been there forever. If you sae Mulholland Drive, which came out in 2001, his hair looks exactly the same as it does now. Just sayin’.

    • Kim says:

      Bald spot is in the back toward the top you can Google it pic of him hugging pervy Terry Richardson in June 2011.It’s bigger now but I can’t find recent pic

      • Untrue says:

        And he will be the first man in the planet to get rid of a bald spot. >eye roll<. Ever heard of rogane? Those richardson pics are over a year old…thats enough time for hair loss treatment to work.

  34. Cathy says:

    Where in the hell did he get the idea that his motorcycle helmet is good looking. It’s just screaming I’m a bullseye pointing us to Justins bald spot under the helmet.

  35. asda says:

    Looks like he’s started dressing a bit like Jen now. Especially that hat.

  36. MK Yarwood says:

    What. Is going on with that goofball, bullseye helmet!?

  37. lisa2 says:

    Sorry haven’t read all the comments so if this was covered

    I find it funny that there are no pictures of him with her and his family. He has sisters and parents. I know he is an adult but come on. Everyone makes such a deal about other celebs and their relationships with family. And yes his quotes were quite interesting. Especially considering the JA fans have gone on and on about how close Justin is to his cousin and that they are all so in love with JA. Well hmmmm I’m just wondering.

    • lilac says:

      It is interesting isn’t bit. But Aniston herself is rarely seen with her family. Most people didn’t even know she had a half-brother until recently. She is certainly not fond of being with or seen being with her family. Maybe she is ashamed of them? For thanksgiving year before last instead of being with her family (father, half-brother, aunts uncles etc), she was with brand new friend Chelsea Handler. I think that says it all about her family ethics or lack thereof. She is not a family orientated person.

  38. Mac says:

    The cousin sounds like a real winner.

    Typical left-handed compliment from a pompous intellectual.

    • Aotearovian says:

      Mac, how do you define ‘intellectual’?

    • lilac says:

      The cousin is a well-known and well-respected documentary maker and is famous in his own right, so yes, he is a winner and unlike Justin Louis is an actual real intellectual.

  39. My husbands arms look like his whenever he increases his cardio workouts. My husband is fifty,has a low body fat percentage.l do think its somewhat age related.

  40. stinky says:

    poseur royale.
    (with cheese)

  41. samira677 says:

    Every time I see Justin I want to burst out laughing. He tries to look so hardcore but between the skinny jeans, bad fake tan, and designer/shopping bags, he looks like a douche.

  42. RHONYC says:

    geesh, his look is sooooooo ‘i-live-&-breathe-Barney’s', i wanna ralph.
    i can see him online at 2am trolling ssense.com for all the ‘latest, alternative’ crap. its so contrived, i’m annoyed already. :roll:

    p.s.- no matter how ‘hip’ he tries to look, i always see him as Carrie’s (SNTC) ex-bf with the peen issues who couldn’t get it up. :-P

  43. kellyinseattle says:

    He reminds me of Squiggy. Or Alphafa w/t the cowlic.

  44. bea says:

    I am totally turned off by men who are too into their look. He seems really vain to me. (and vein – yuck)

  45. TXCinderella says:

    It doesn’t look like skinny jeans to me. It looks like he is wearing classic strait leg jeans, the only kind they used to make years ago.

  46. Dusty says:

    Wouldn’t you think with the Aurora shooting he’d put his toy gun necklace away for a few days? Sick…

    • Ally says:

      I think a piece of jewellery is harlmless not ‘sick’. It’s the real guns that need to be put away.

      • Untrue says:

        Haters will go to any length to taint this man. Even going as far as connecting him to a killer.

        I dont see “dusty” calling jolie “sick” for giving her toddler son a gun necklace…

      • Dusty says:

        Who are the mysterious Ally and Untrue?Their statements are fabulous. They must be fascinating people.

    • Aotearovian says:

      Take his gun necklace off for ‘a few days’? So he could bring it back out after an appropriate period of respect for the victims of a massacre by gun?

      What difference does that make to anything?

  47. Billy says:

    He wears the most expensive stuff/drives the fanciest bikes, etc. It’s like, he seems like the type that wouldn’t be caught dead in non-name brand stuff. Like a Hanes t-shirt with scruffy jeans and some busted cowboy boots would be an uber-no-no for a motorcycle ride.

    • Untrue says:

      Expensive? Name brands? He has the same old (raggedy) t shirt for ever. Google does wonders. And his bike is several years old. It isn’t fancy…its basic at the very least. Its a common BMW. Most regular people bikes are BMW. You dont see him rolling around in a vintage-esque motorcycle that costs the price of a house.

  48. G says:

    Really? A motorcycle in Manhattan?

  49. sophie says:

    And stuPitts hair plugs must have grown in since he no longer wears those stupid hats he was constantly wearing – not that there is anything wrong with him needing hair plugs to cover his bald spots

    • lisa2 says:

      LOL… keep dreaming.. BP doesn’t have or need hair plugs. EVER

      some men have a beautiful head of hair. And BP is one of them. I know that bothers you… but such is life.

      (and why are you even bringing him up. Wow anything negative about JT has to be countered by some negative toward BP. These men are not in competition nor on the same plain. It is just the way it is.

      DEAL and stop the silly comparisons that are not needed.

  50. e.non says:

    lol…. gotta love the skull&bones sticker on a bmw bike.

  51. Untrue says:

    GRAZIA MAGAZINE?! And you all are eating it up as gospel. Okay.

    • Kim says:

      OK Jen, OOPS I mean Untrue Justin is smart, sexy, tall God’s gift to women. Happy?

    • Janet says:

      Exactly what I was about to post. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

      Grazia magazine is so full of bullshit they make the National Enquirer look like a model of veracity.

  52. LolaB says:

    Is he wearing bronzer, or is that a shadow?

  53. Amy says:

    Yaaaayyyyyy! This is probably the first and only time there will be a Louis Theroux article on Celebitchy. But negative points for not including a photo of Louis. He’s adorable. He would’ve been an appropriate palate cleanser after the photos of douchey Justin. Louis is definitely near the top of my crushes list. :)

    (Justin’s helmet is so stupid-looking. As into his looks as he seems to be, you’d think he’d take more of an interest into protecting his precious face.)

  54. valleymiss says:

    I really, REALLy don’t get all the hate for Justin. I find him hot as hell! Yes, Brad is hella hot, too, but if I had the good fortune to “pick” one of them based on looks, I’d pick Justin. He’s more my type. He’s edgy hipster, while Pitt is more all-American stoner/surfer. Funny how Jen and Brad both picked edgy black-wearing hipsters.

    As far as all these “gone Hollywood” comments, if you really feel like being a screenwriter (for anything other than an indie/arthouse flick) is “going Hollywood,” then JT sold out before he ever met Aniston, cuz he cowrote “Tropic Thunder.”

    The poor guy can’t win for losing. I like him. I think he’s good for Jen.

    • spinner says:


    • Minxx says:

      the problem with him is that he’s a FAKE “edgy hipster”.. with carefully applied make up, manicure, color-coordinated accessories and appropriately “edgy” gear. Not an ounce of credibility in him.

      • valleymiss says:

        All the hipsters in LA where I live are just as calculated in cultivating their “look.” It’s not “fake” to be a hipster who’s into accessories and such. *That’s exactly what hipsters ARE.* lol They’re HIP. In LA you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a guy with black rimmed glasses, tats, a wallet chain, motorcycle boots, a Social D shirt, and pomade in his hair. It’s Justin’s look and it doesn’t really bother me. *shrugs*

        As far as the manicures and makeup…hey, if he’s doing something to look good at a movie premiere…eh. I don’t love the fake tan or manscaped eyebrows…but I’d still hit it like a screen door in a hurricane. ;-)

        Frank Zappa has a good quote about this sort of thing, and I can’t find it but it’s something (totally paraphrasing here) like, “Don’t be mistaken…your clothes are just a costume, just a uniform.”

    • ILLNana says:

      Preach girl! Preach! I’m so sick of the Justin Theroux bashing around here. No he’s not a fake edgy hipster he’s an old school DC hardcore kid first of all. Don’t talk shit unless you own a Fugazi record and second of all if he desires to be famous he probably hired a stylist which is normal for anyone in Hollywood. Even Matt Kemp (LA Dodgers) has a stylist. And since Hollywood is such a youth obsessed culture don’t get pissed that he takes care of himself. If he let himself go you would still have something to complain about. He couldn’t win either way! And in defense of his credibility, he never needed to be Jennifer’s arm candy for that. Check his IMDB profile. Writer, director, actor and handsome to boot!

  55. Katherine says:

    It’s Grazia. They wouldn’t know truth if they fell over it. In fact, they are allergic to it.

    But Justin’s family, like Justin’s mom, was very close to Heidi for a very long time. They both grew up in DC area. I imagine their families knew each other as well.

    Paul Theroux is a total arrogant A-hole.

  56. Nikki Girl says:

    GOD, he just comes across as such a douche to me! Douche-tastic! He and Aniston can enjoy all the happiness in the world together, they look like they deserve eachother. Heidi, you can do so much better than this creep. And I agree with all the people who said Louis Theroux’s comment was kind of a thinly-veiled jab at Justin and Jennifer’s relationship.

  57. butch says:

    Jezz you guys. No one commented on his man botox. I’m no hater, but I’m guessing he wants to look his ‘best’ for his pap candids. Stop it Justin. Just stop before people really start to dig.

  58. jes_sayin says:

    Just another painfully obvious, staged photo op.

    I’d like to see her agent find her a new “boyfriend”. This guy is just dullsville.

  59. maggie says:

    Justin is embarrassing to me. Jennifer must be very shallow and only want someone physically fit to be with in bed. He radiates “asswipe”. I’m embarrassed for him that he dresses 25 years younger than his age…like a punk…and also like he is emotionally stuck in a time warp. He probably thinks he is a hunk. I keep getting “asswipe” when I look at him. I’m psychic and I trust my intuition….it is right 100% of the time.

    • valleymiss says:

      So, in your 2nd sentence, you call Jen “shallow” for being into Justin’s looks…and then you proceed to rip apart his appearance (what he’s wearing, how he’s styled). In your world, it’s shallow for Jen to LIKE a guy based on what he looks like, but it’s totally not shallow for you to DISLIKE Justin based on what he looks like. Got it.

      Just checking to make sure I’ve got the double standard straight. :-D IllNana, I’ll share Justin with you! Lol ;-)

  60. bubbles says:

    ugh, I can’t even find wordsto describe how creepy I find that guy and somehow my gaydar is blinking?

  61. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    Sigh…..Im sorry. Any man that is THIS “into” their look has GOT to be the BIGGEST. TOOL. EVER. ……They are perfect for eachother……..massive ego meet huge ego. Beautiful. You can out ego each other forever and get on each others nerves for stealing each others $500. face creams.

  62. ILLNana says:

    I love bald spots and veiny arms and inky dyed black hair ( a throwback to my goth days) Sorry, I have always had a thing for Justin Theroux and the more you hate on him, the more I can have him all to myself.

  63. Emily says:

    He’s 41. And he’s wearing those clothes and that necklace.

    He’s like someone who keeps trying to pick up undergrads at college bars well into his 50s. Jennifer Aniston’s the same way. Perfect match!

  64. lisa2 says:

    I hope they stay together..


    this relationship has had such benefits. I just can’t begin to name them all. But man let it last.

  65. tina says:

    Sorry but i think he is a total hunk. Men with low body fat and are physically fit tend to have more pronounced veins. Add to that, he is carrying heavy bags. You see, when you have blood drawn, they make you pump a ball to make your veins stand out…exactly what he is doing by carrying heavy bags. Has nothing to do with age. Man is extremely fit with low body fat and carrying something that weighs a lot. I never met him so i will not be judging his character as so many here want to do. Just find him physically fit and healthy and handsome.

    • Lira says:

      Heavy bags of … Toiletries!

      He could have been weghtlifting before going shopping, hence the exaggerated veiny look. Whatever. His legs put me off, as does his whole look. Even if he showers, the way he wears his pants, something seems like his pants smell dirty, sweaty to me. Eww!

  66. Diana says:

    The worst “hipster” look now official belongs to Jonny Depp – at least this guys doesn’t wear more jewerly than his girlfriend and doesn’t wear makeup.

    Or paints his nails.

  67. sup says:

    god he’s ugly

  68. gobo says:

    I’d like to know what the questions were. From the tone of the answers my guess is they were quite leading and would add context.

  69. anom says:

    LOL, hipster DOUCHE carrying a bag of cosmetics/toiletries!!!!!LOL!!!!

  70. anom says:

    aniston’s list significant lovers keep downgrading. (she has had MANY hookups as we all know) but the few that have stayed longer than a few months always dump her. this does not bode well for this latest 40yr old “hipster”loser she is with now.

  71. Celebasshat says:

    Louis is just a straight asshole. You dont talk to tabloid about family issue, what happen to respecting one another decision even when you dont quite agree with them. His behaviour is the lowest of all lowest and d biggest douchebag

    • lisa2 says:

      Jennifer’s friends talk all the time to the press. So how is this different?

      Besides it’s not the first time he has spoken about them. So if he had said something glowing, like they loved her and she is the best thing that ever happened to him.. would that have been different.

    • lilac says:

      Families comment on each other all the time, its normal. Whats more, he said nothing bad! So lets get this straight. Justin is the lowest douchebag who cheats on his long-time life partner, and Louis says nothing bad but is the “lowest of the low”, um, how does that work out? I think Justin could only hope to be half the man and person Louis is.

  72. ViloDeMenus says:

    Wearing the almost same outfit every outing is an Aniston move, it makes the pap photos nearly worthless if you look nearly identical day after day and in LA it actually made her less of a target because even if she was photographed it was always in cargo pants and a tank top, almost always the same color.

    It’s pretty clear his cousin is going with the if you don’t have anything good to say don’t say anything at all philosophy. It definitely wasn’t warm and fuzzy or even neutral. Basically he’s saying I have no idea what he sees in her… cha-ching.

  73. mln89 says:

    What i want to know is hasn’t he been hot as hell in those tight pants, leather boots, and dark colors? it’s freakin july! there has been a heatwave going on in nyc these past few days. and i think his style would be cool…if he was in his 20′s. the gun necklace seems so try- hard at his age.