As if we needed more evidence that OJ was guilty

As if we needed any more proof that OJ killed his wife and the poor guy who happened to be returning her sunglasses, OJ’s houseguest and witness at his trial, Kato Kaelin, made a statement suggesting he knows more about the murder than he testified. He said “What do you mean if” when asked what he thought about OJ’s book:

Kaelin was asked about Simpson’s disgusting book, “If I Did It.” His response — “What do you mean ‘if’?”

The criminal and civil trials were my life for two years. I covered it for the CBS affiliate in L.A. and it was the only topic in my life. Trust me, Kato knew a lot more than he told. Remember, he claims he was awakened by a thump that shook the walls of the guesthouse — that was Simpson hitting the A.C. (no, not Cowlings, the air conditioner).

Remember; before the murders, Simpson and Kato drove to McDonald’s together. There are a lot of stories about what they did and what they said during that McRun. At the very least, O.J. Simpson was in a rage after getting snubbed by Nicole, and he was always willing to rant even when people weren’t in the mood to listen. Kato the houseguest was obligated to listen.

And one more thing — there’s no doubt in my mind that Kato heard a lot of commotion after Simpson left for the airport. Double murder is a messy business, and there was plenty to clean and discard that night. I don’t think Kato was part of the cleaning crew, but I think he knew exactly who was.

Meanwhile two women claim that OJ taught them the trick he used to make it look like the bloody glove didn’t fit his hand. His lawyer Johnnie Cochran famously said “if the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.” The women say that OJ told them it was Cochran’s idea to perform a parlor trick in court. He stiffened his thumb and bent it, making it impossible to fit the glove on his hand.

Simpson’s book “If I Did It” was canned by publishers after public sentiment rallied against the presumed killer cashing in on a double murder. A high profile interview about the book on Fox news was similarly cancelled. Simpson received a $3.5 million advance for the book, which he admitted was “already spent.”

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

21 Responses to “As if we needed more evidence that OJ was guilty”

Comments are Closed

We close comments on older posts to fight comment spam.

  1. Viv says:

    Johnny Cochran didn’t even come up with that line and he gets all the credit. Man.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Look at the smile on his face as he “tries” to put on the glove. Sickening.

  3. Bex says:

    What goes around comes around…

  4. man 7 says:

    He should have killed the entire Brown family. I’m so sick of hearing that bitch whine on cnn, then he should have killed the Goldman’s, then killed himself, and we wouldn’t have to hear about this shit no more.

  5. domidroid says:

    Oh my! That’s a wee bit harsh, man 7, welcome to The Naughty List.

  6. man 7 says:

    Domidroid! There you are baby, I’ve been trying to catch you all week, what’s up girl?

  7. domidroid says:

    Not a whole lot. Hanging out with the baby, listening to The Psychedelic Furs.

  8. With all due deference to the pretty damn obvious guilt of defendant, those two women probably made that up.

    The real reason that OJ couldn’t put the glove on is that Johnnie Cochran told him to stop taking his arthritis medicine during that part of the trial.

    Correction: Johnnie told him that “if” he stopped taking that medicine, the gloves probably wouldn’t fit. He couldn’t actually tell OJ to do it because Johnny could get disbarred for that.

    This is according to a few nameless law profs of mine who studied the case files intensively.

  9. man 7 says:

    Really, you into that? I like Metal.
    Killswitch Engaged is the shit!
    But really tho, I just want to tell you that i like your style. I see the way bitches hate on you and it’s not fair. You have a right to speak your mind just like everybody else here does. And your shit is deep, complex, they can’t handle it. You may be a little snotty sometimes, but at least it’s for a reason. You got the skills to back up your attitude, unlike some of these illiterate hoes who are just haters. You’re a hacker? I just got a woody dude. Ilove strong, smart women.
    You go girl, wear your crown, these bitches can’t touch you.

  10. domidroid says:

    Wow, um, Hi. Sorry, you just totally caught me off guard there. Thanks for the feedback, and thanks for visiting my site. I don’t think it’s every girl here who has an issue with me, most of them are nice, and really funny, it’s just certain people.
    People who act like they’re close, personal friends of these celebrities, and take it personally when someone doesn’t like them. Pretty childish.

  11. man 7 says:

    Yes, these sites are fun, but they also attract a lot of losers and psychos. But enough about them, I’m into you…what do you look like?
    I mean, not that it matters because you got a beautiful mind, you’d still be hot if you weighed 300 pounds. But I am curious.

  12. domidroid says:

    You’re right, it doesn’t matter, Black (light brown-skinned), 5’7, 118lbs, boob-job (34d), red, shoulder-length dreads. But I must tell you, I’m married. To a beautiful, sensitive, awesome man, and I’m very much in love. I’m really flattered though, and can still hang out as a friend. You sound cool. I can send you some of my pictures from my old Punker days, when I had white hair and lived in London. They’re a hoot.

  13. man 7 says:

    Oh God woman, you’re killing me! Dreads? punker? boob-job? London? You sound like the effing Jackpot! Married? AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

  14. domidroid says:

    (giggling convulsively) Whatever, I gotta get goin today, or I won’t get anything done. I may swing by tonight, though, when I get back from shopping. Better yet, why don’t you swing by my site, and we can meet up in chat. I’m The Queen of Hearts, I run the romantic poetry forum, I’m also Aeon8, I program the chat-bots, and my husband does the other tech stuff. My poetry’s on there under Alael Rose.

  15. celebitchy says:

    Dromidroid and man7 have the same IP address. Please don’t pose as two different people and talk to yourself.

    Agent that is some good scoop about OJ’s arthritis medicine. Let me know if you have any other insider legal gossip. I just assumed that the gloves didn’t fit because they were wet and shrunk.

  16. ThisGirl says:

    OJ makes me ill…

  17. Anonymous says:

    I am new to this website and already I can see that Dromidroid has some serious mental health issues. Now, Celebitchy is saying this stupid off-topic conversation is from the same IP address? How sick is that?

  18. susie says:

    Glove=hah! Anyone who has lived in a cold climate, ie not So. Cal., knows how easy it is to fake this. Just try stuffing an unwilling 2 y.o. into a snowsuit. It won’t fit either.

  19. Brett says:

    Can’t we just let this go? I mean, it’s not like this is the first time in the history of the American justice system that a guilty person has walked free? Michael Jackson? And what about the biggest criminal of all, George W Bush?

    Enough already!

  20. lyric says:

    OJ is s disgusting human being, if, indeed he is even human.

  21. frewtloop says:

    ROTFLMAO so dummydroid has been exposed for the egotistical wanker she is. Sweet.