Johnny Depp looks less puffy in a solo outing to Pink Taco: hot or busted?

These are some new photos of Johnny Depp at a party at Pink Taco last night. He was celebrating with Steven Tyler and Aerosmith – the party was for their new album, Music From Another Dimension. Johnny sings “backing vocals” on at least one of the songs on the new album, and I guess he’s tight with all of those rockers, right? Johnny was flying solo at the event, and reportedly Depp seemed in “high spirits” as he laughed and joked with fans, and signed lots of autographs. He even looks better in these photos – not so puffy and tired. Maybe he’s not drinking so much. Also: hand to God, Johnny has better eyeliner-application skills than Duchess Kate.

As for who Johnny is with these days, and whether or not he’s single or trying to reconcile with Vanessa Paradis or Amber Heard (or both), I don’t really know. Us Weekly had this story several days ago:

Amicable exes! On July 18, just one month after announcing the end of their 14-year-partnership, Johnny Depp, 49, and Vanessa Paradis, 39, reunited at their $5 million mansion in the South of France with their kids, Lily-Rose, 13, and Jack, 10.

“They were both relieved they got along well,” a source close to the pair tells Us Weekly. When the clan ventured to the nearby Plan de la Tour market on July 19, “they were joking around,” local Sofia DeCout says. “At one point, Johnny held Vanessa’s hand!”

Despite the sweet gesture, Depp and Paradis won’t reconcile (and, a source adds, he’s still dating Amber Heard.)

Explains the insider, “They are looking forward, not backward.”

[From Us Weekly]

I don’t even know. Maybe Vanessa and Johnny are back together. Maybe they’re just playing nice for their kids. Maybe they were never really apart, but just on a time-out. I have no idea at this point. I suspect Vanessa has a better idea of what she wants, but God knows what is going on in Johnny’s head at this point.

PS… I’m enchanted by that photo of Depp signing his autograph. Is he drawing a dong?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Molly says:

    I’m confused about this report… he was in Tuba City Arizona over this weekend to film his latest movie. How was he at the Pink Taco last night?

    • RocketMerry says:

      MAGIC! 🙂

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Arizona and LA are not that far apart. I’ve made it to Flagstaff/Grand Canyon in a few hours, no private plane involved… short flight to Phoenix, friend in Phoenix with a car…. we even stopped to take pictures. Tuba City has a tiny airport from what I can see, so I doubt it would be more than an hour from there to Burbank or Santa Monica on a private plane.

  2. diana says:

    Why is he still wearing mascara and eyeliner?

    • Aussie girl says:

      That was sooo my first thought. What’s with the eye make up??? Maybe he hadn’t showed since POTC??

      • diana says:

        Lol:) Who knows? May be VP dumped him bcos of shower issues..

      • autumndaze says:

        I think his “look” is freaking embarrassing; he threw on every neck accessory he owns and what is with that awful hat?

    • Ennie says:

      That was my first thought too…. He adopted this pirate-rocker persona? Weird. One thing was the earring on Harrison Ford, but this is spelling midlife crisis more clearly.

      • ZenB!tch says:

        No Harrison Ford was worse… he was 10 years older than JD and JD has *always* had a pirate rocker persona. Or some kind of wannabe rocker. Jack Sparrow was based on Keith Richards.

        To me it’s more like he never let go. I’m a former rocker girl. He always bugged me because I saw him as a wannabe – I never got past his role in 21 Jump Street when I was in HS. In my fevered teen brain he was THE ENEMY but I digress. I lasted until about 35-7 with the dark clothes all that stuff. Now I actually wear colors. I still love the look but at 43 I think it would look odd (unless I’m going to a concert).

    • Krock says:

      I wonder if he got the permanent eyeliner?

      Anyhoo, I’m not really a fan of him. I don’t hate him and I don’t love him. But….for some reason I couldn’t take my eyes off that first pic. (from the waist down) he looks good! lol 😛

      • ZenB!tch says:

        It’s smeared. He looks like what I look like the day after a party where I wore too much black liner. Even though I wash it off, there are liner remains in the morning.

        I’m not a fan either, I’m actually quite sick of him having survived 6 years of Pirates sequels at my former employer but he looks better than he has in a while in these pics – weird make up and wanna be 70s rocker clothes and all. I think it’s the Tuba City tan. It suits him. He looks more um… manly even with the liner.

      • Krock says:

        ZenBitch you are so funny! I’ve had hangover smear many a times haha I dunno though his looks so pristine. Cant quite put my finger on it.

    • corny says:

      mascara, eyeliner, pancake makeup, he could do a cover girl commercial…a whole lot of crazy going on there

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Because he is dressed up for a party for those horrid Aerosmith people?

      How long does it take for him to put all that crap on? Not the make up but the layers and layers and layers of clothing, scarves, necklaces and what have you.

  3. Hautie says:

    Busted.

    • merski says:

      Johnny Depp – a poster boy for mid-life crisis. Who would have thought…

    • arock says:

      omg. totally agree. he looks like jack black and steven tyler had a baby through lindsey lohans vagina.

      • Bad Irene says:

        Haha, that image is nightmare inducing and hilarious at the same time. I tip my hat to you!

  4. Genevieve says:

    TOTALLY busted.

    I’ve never thought of JD as this absolutely terrific looking guy….but he always had a sort of raffish charm. Now, he more closely resembles his dear friend and collaborative buddy, Tim Burton. That’s not a compliment.

    Its like he had his hotness surgically removed.

    • Kimlee says:

      I think that’s the look he going for, he seems to want to blend in with Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter fashion style. He wants artsy to appear to be over the Hollywood.

  5. Helvetica says:

    Goodness. He used to be SO hot. 🙁

    • DreamyK says:

      He looks like he’s having a sad with a side of bitter.

    • yoyo says:

      I know, he’s soooooooooo busted now.

      He’s trying way too hard to be cool and falling super flat on his face. His hat is hideous, his greasy hair barf inducing and all the knick nacks and paddy wacks (give the dog a bone) are just like: WTF? you think you some kind of Christmas tree or something?

      I know only 2 people who can dress this ridiculous and pull it off: Steven Tyler and Keith Richards. Johnny Depp is neither. He’s always been a wannabe rockstar but will never be one. He needs a serious make over. Stat!

  6. Colin Sullivan says:

    Can anyone tell me what style he’s actually going for? However it is an improvement on his Doctor Who, circa Tom Baker, style with the cap and the scarves.

  7. foozy says:

    wow! he looks great!!!!! slim, tanned, nice hair – even love the eyeliner!

  8. Ari says:

    He looks aight. Something is definitely off though.

  9. Bad Irene says:

    At what point in getting ready does he look in the mirror and think “Yep thats the look, but one more rag around my neck would make me look stupid”

  10. Marla says:

    Why is he warring eye liner ? Why is he still warring those hippy / pirate costumes ? He is getting a little long in the tooth for this look. He is delish in a great suit and shorter hair cut.

  11. lafairy says:

    still totally busted!!

    at 50 he should lay off the heavy and cakey makeup and stop over accessorizing!! he is starting to look what he deeply is: a major tool!

  12. Raven Sparrow says:

    Hot hot hot! Sorry, but that’s me. 🙂

    I also think eyeliner should be normal for any man to wear.It really makes sexy eyes.

  13. Mimi says:

    When John Mayer starts wearing eyeliner then we know his Deppification is complete.

  14. Tanguerita says:

    When did he become such a try-hard?he is worse than Parasite Hilton at this point.

  15. Turtle Dove says:

    He’s like a caricature. Oddly, when I looked at these photos, all I saw was Michael Jackson – obviously, not in looks, but the ridiculousness of the get up. Johnny is like a shadow of his former self.

    It’s early. I’m rambling…

    • oxa says:

      U took the words out of my mouth, he has never done a thing for me. He has always been a caricature of who in his life he presently thinks is cool.

  16. Madpoe says:

    Wow. He’s on his way to lookin like Keith Richards…and the accessories!

    • thinlizzy says:

      There’s only ONE Keith and Johnny Wannabee ain’t even close. Keith was gorgeous until the heroin and Jack Daniels took it’s toll but Keith is an original and I bet Johnny has had filler and that makes him vain and fake.

  17. IzzyB says:

    I think he washed his hair some time in the not too distant past. Baby steps.

    Next up: ditch the lecherous old pirate costume, it doesn’t work for anyone.

  18. ramona says:

    I love boys in eyeliner.

    • Ennie says:

      Thing is… He is not a boy, but a middle age man wanna be rocker. I don’t feel it “sincer” but wanting to fit in.

    • Genevieve says:

      “Also: hand to God, Johnny has better eyeliner-application skills than Duchess Kate.”…..

      BwaaahhHaaaa!

  19. Chatcat says:

    I do not do men in my fantasy’s that wear more make-up then I do.

  20. Terry says:

    I hope this means his mother is much better. She has gone through some serious surgeries regarding fluid in the brain.

    Don’t care for the eyeliner, he use to not wear it so much. But I guess this is some new phase or whatever.

  21. tracking says:

    wow, what the heck happened to this guy?

  22. Chicagogurl17 says:

    Benny an Joon was on cable this last week and I caught about an hour of it. I remembered why I loved him but not so much now. It would be great to see him in something lighter, without Tim burton, something that shows his range again. I feel like he’s becoming a charicture of himself.

    • Christian says:

      Supposedly he will be in Wes Anderson’s next movie, which would be awesome. I hope this mid-life crisis BS leads him away from Tim f*cking Burton. He can be a great actor but it seems like he’s been coasting on Pirates/Burton for the last decade. You made your money, now go do it for the art.

      • Mira says:

        Really?? Wes Anderson is my favorite director. I’d love to see Depp work with Anderson. In fact just this morning I was hoping for Anderson-Bale collaboration. I really want Bale to take a break from all the psycho roles just as I want Leo to take a break from drama. I watched TDKR over the weekend and I’m disappointed as hell. Saw Harsh Times last night and thought it would be good for Bale to work with someone like Wes Anderson for a change.

  23. Dana M says:

    LOL @ the he has better eyeliner skills than Duchess Kate comment!! So true! Hahaha.

  24. Jaded says:

    Busted – it’s like he’s become a caricature of himself. Furthermore, real men don’t wear eyeliner.

  25. truetalk says:

    I think his skin looks great,he looks like he showered. I’m used to his styling;he has never been conventional.

  26. Lucinda says:

    He has had a weird sense of style for decades. I have always been a fan and thought I wish he didn’t dress so strangely. There have been short periods where he looked more “preppy” but for the most part, this is who he is. He just hasn’t changed as he has aged so he is starting to look a little silly. Add his recent split and he looks like a mid-life crisis except he really isn’t that different from who he always has been. I think he just calmed down for a period with Vanessa. I think she was really good for him but he got an itch and now he’s back to who he was 15 years ago except he’s 15 years older and it looks silly.

  27. GiGi says:

    Physically, he looks good. Sartorially? Wellll… it looks like a lot of thought goes into that. I mean, it must take him an hour just to put all that jewelry on. Oh! And don’t forget the chain. But wait! The scarf! Can’t leave home without my giant pocket scarf!

    It’s definitely a look. And it’s definitely a look he’s rocked for a long time. But does that make it a good look?

    • Tara says:

      Well said GiGi. I miss the Johnny Depp of the Dead Man era. This look is pretty contrived even for a guy in his 20s; at 50, it’s hard not to be distracted by the notion of a grown man putting that much effort into a look that’s so “retail rebellion.” tho I have to say I don’t mind the eyeliner, being a product of the 80a and all…

  28. Lk says:

    Love of my life… Sigh…

  29. DianeP says:

    He is just gorgeous. Love him, love the eyeliner…

  30. diana says:

    Homewrecker!

  31. Amandahugandkiss says:

    @Jaded- pump the brakes, real men can wear eyeliner.

  32. bagladey says:

    He looks good – eyeliner and all.

  33. mia girl says:

    Maybe it’s just me, but the thought of eating at a place called the “Pink Taco”, especially knowing that skeevy Henry Morton named it like that on purpose, just seems unappetizing.

  34. serena says:

    He looks great (finally!!!)!
    But please drop the eyeliner Johnny, it’s ok in movies but seriously..

  35. NM6804 says:

    Looking at Depp’s rings, I can only think of Detective Flynn’s (The Closer) remark that “big rings are so gaudy”.
    He’s right.
    And ditch the eyeliner. Do he and Manson exchange make-up?

    After I read Lainey’s post about this event, I wondered how spontaneous sex with him goes. After the three layers of clothing, you still have to go through his jewellery shop that decorates his body. Not manly at all. Imagine all the tinging sounds it makes *shudders*

  36. ladybert62 says:

    I think he looks weird.

    He should dump that nasty hat and take a bath. Maybe it is because he does not have his glasses on that he looks so strange to me.

    Anyway, the hobo look is so old. And the eyeliner – really Johnny? Strange.

  37. Jen34 says:

    Johnny, it’s over. I’m no longer attracted to you.

  38. LoLa says:

    The eyeliner seems like a new thing for him. I don’t like it. He looks like a washed up member of an 80s hair-band.

  39. lisa2 says:

    When it comes to male actors I don’t really pay that much attention to what women say about them. Women see things in some romantic light too often. I like to hear what other males say about a man. I think men have a different view of other men. They don’t usually attack and bash like women do. But I don’t hear men talking a lot about Johnny. I’m not talking about Tim, or the older Rockers he hangs around with. But MEN in the business or men on Shows. I have heard other actor gush about certain male stars. Praising their filmography and really kind of mancrushing.

    I don’t know if Johnny brings that out in other males. I have to google to see. I know he has had major success BO wish, but that is not what I’m talking about.

    anyway JMO.. I just find a MALE talk on MALES more interesting then those of women.

  40. TheOriginalKitten says:

    He DOES appear to be drawing a dong-must be a self-portrait.

  41. Ellie66 says:

    Oh Johnny!! Yummers!

  42. cd says:

    he doesnt do it for me but i think he looks okay here… don’t mind a man in make-up myself (depends on the man and the make-up though….) and if his glossy hair is anything to go by, he looks clean to me. just to say it again though, he doesn’t do it for me, lol…

  43. Bubulle says:

    Ew eyeliner and greasy hair, not a good look.

  44. INeedANap says:

    I’m going to quote Tom and Lorenzo here — ELDERLY GAY WINDCHIME.

  45. Stacia says:

    He looks damn good for 49. He rockin’ the Keith Richards look. I still would….you know.

  46. Marta says:

    johny DEEP VAGINA

  47. Nahi says:

    Even if I don’t like the eyeliner at all, he looks great here!

    And those pants Johnny!! he always has seemed to be “well endowed” but with the jeans is wearing recently is more and more “evident” –wink-wink–

  48. Ennie says:

    Er… He could have acted in “rock of ages”

  49. stinky says:

    Viva Jackie Treehorn!
    (he’s drawing a dong, alright)

  50. Lady Satan says:

    Looking good! I love his style – it’s unique & personal in a world of cookie cutter people.

    Love the eyeliner too. I wish more guys would wear it. I think Eddie Izzard is hot in full make-up too, though, so it’s kind of a thing for me. 😉

  51. Miral says:

    I suppose that his mother is in a better condition now…I’m glad

    He’s looking a lot better recently (in the pictures with his children arriving to Nice he seemed genuinely happy…also in these pics and in the clip of him playing guitar with Aerosmith at the concert or signing autographs for his fans) and so does Vanessa…

    Maybe the breakup here was for the better…maybe all what we saw in his appearance the last year, and also in his behavior, it were just the tip of the iceberg of the problems they had as a couple…

    Maybe the storm has settled down now and that’s why they seem to be more at ease, more happy?…and they can be friend, can sharing vacations, hold hands and go on with their lives without hurting each other…

  52. Camille (The original) says:

    He looks so completely try hard and douchey. These pics make me sad. Once upon a time JD used to be one of my celeb crushes that I thought I would have for ever. But not any more.

  53. ZenB!tch says:

    He has ALWAYS been like this. I’m not sure how old you guys are that are commenting on the unwashed rocker pirate look and the poster child for midlife crisis, but he was unwashed looking in the 90s when he was with Winona and Kate Moss… well I think it’s a rule that one who dates Kate Moss has to be unwashed.

    This is why even though I think he is aesthetically good looking, I never thought he was attractive. The joke when he hooked up with Vanessa is that he moved to France because Americans think the French don’t shower. Now he is back and well… actually the layered clothes look cleaner than they have in 20 years.

    To me it’s more like he never let go. I’m a former rocker girl, who let go about 8 years ago. He always bugged me because I saw him as a wannabe – I never got past his role in 21 Jump Street when I was in HS.

    Actually, I just took a second look… this is the first time I’ve seen his hair looking somewhat clean. He doesn’t have the full on grease this time. He has a tan, he’s gained some weight back and he looks clean (both meanings). I see improvement.

    I actually take my other comment back. He’s not ridiculous enough for an Aerosmith party. Yeah, I don’t like Aerosmith – sue me. They started out as wannabe Rolling Stones and then became an 80s hair metal caricature of themselves. So, no Johnny you are not now nor have you ever been a rocker and you do not now nor have you ever had cred with rockers BUT you are looking a little less “yuck”.

    PS: by put weight on, I mean he’s actually been working out. He was bony, then puffy skinny, now I see definition in the arms which is shocking.

  54. Jordan says:

    Ugh, he is becoming a ridiculous caricature of his former self, it’s fitting he was partying with Aerosmith.

  55. mimi says:

    When I thought he was cool and romantic, I liked him.

    Now he is the new poster child for middle life crisis gone too pathetic to watch.

    Seriously. Instead of cheating and leaving her to raise the kids while he is busy “running away”, he should have separated in a respectful manner and make sure his children are top priority, if he cannot master the maturity required for an adult relationship.

    I thought Brad was pathetic with his mid-life crisis thing, but this guy is worse.

    • hannah says:

      he has been seen with his kids…what makes you think he ran away and left her to raise the kids? I must have missed that part. I dont get the midlife crisis thing though, i think it is more that he just hasnt grown up and is immature. He hasnt changed or evolved and i see that as the issue.

      He could drop the accessories, but his eyes(not the eyeliner) and skin look good, and his hair looks clean and shiny, so he seems to be making progress

  56. Colin Sullivan says:

    Bangs trauma?

  57. GreenTurtle says:

    His eyes seem really hard in the first pic. I’m over his schtick. He’s just sad to me, lately.

  58. GreenTurtle says:

    Also. I’m going to paraphrase Coco Chanel and say that Johnny should take off at least 12 pieces of jewelry before leaving the house, so as not to overdo it. 🙂

  59. M-la says:

    I don’t think Johnny and Vanessa are back together!

    Look at this picture:

    http://i49.tinypic.com/ab44sw.jpg

    According to european mags, this is Vanessa’s “new friend” (if you know what I mean with the “new friend”? mmmmm!) she was buying lingerie in his company, according to the source. how “intimate”!

    I think these two (JD and Vanessa) were very much “over” since a long time ago and probably, also “tied” in the department of “affairs” and that’s why doesn’t appear to be too much resentment between them!

    • Gen says:

      This guy is a hairdresser and makeup artist who is almost always in the events Chanel with her . He’s gay!

  60. blasted1 says:

    Why does the excerpt from US magazine seem ambiguous to you? It comes right out and says they are done…like People did last month or so. I know a lot of fans loved the “fairy-tale” aspect of Johnny’s former relationship, but the reality of real people with real problems and relationships that end shouldn’t make fans turn against them.

  61. Trashaddict says:

    Sorry. I like it. Would still hit it. I’ve seen a lot worse looking guys his age, he’s in good shape, and this is how he’s always dressed. You want some boring dude in a suit, go sleep with a corpse.

  62. original kate says:

    somewhere along the line he lost his hotness. i still like, him, though.

  63. MJ says:

    I believe this look is mid-life crisis douche.

  64. ramie says:

    he looks delicious. I’ll take him.

  65. diana says:

    I can’t understand the hate here!

    According to the clips and websites, he was the only one who attended the party that signed autographs and let photogs take pictures of him…

    “Depp arrived at the ‘Pink Taco’ in West Hollywood, where an Aerosmith party went down. Depp, being the great star that he is, signed autographs and let photogs take pictures of him until he probably went blind.

    Other stars like Jim Carrey and Seth Green were seen going in, as well as Aerosmith band members. But Depp was the only star who gave his time to the fans last night, and that’s why people love him!”

    http://thecount.com/2012/08/07/video-johnny-depp-nearly-blinded-from-major-paparazzi-camera-crush/

    He is not perfect but who is? and still is a nice man!!

    • MA says:

      Somewhere along the line he lost his hotness. He is trying too hard to look like he is not trying!
      And something about his face has changed but I can’t work out what.. Looks different, strange..

      I even found the annoying Jim Carey more attractive LOL

  66. Divorcee says:

    He looks good here.

  67. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    He looks F-ing ridiculous. Ive never seen someone try so hard and succeed so completely at obliterating their beauty. Two words. Mission. Accomplished.
    was once a fan. Now, he’s a bloated, shadow of his formely gorgeous, talented and down to earth actor. He is a charicature of himself. Which is the very definition of UN cool. A try hard. A poseur. He’s like those old LA housewife/moms that wear uggs and raid their tween daughters closets. Thats what I see here and…..its really sad.