The Cruises say they’re not pregnant and won’t reveal Scientology secrets

Tom Cruise’s rep is kept busy denying frequent rumors about the cult-loving couple. He says “To our knowledge, Katie is not pregnant.”

Mollygood spotted a pretty pominent bump on Katie while she was out shopping wirh Cruise’s daughter. She’s either pregnant or has poor taste in form-fitting clothing.

Meanwhile there was this crazy rumor that Victoria Beckham was being tipped to play an alien bride in a big screen adaptation of the Scientology belief system called “The Thetan.” Cruises reps have denied this is true, and the story is obviously false on first reading:

Victoria Beckham is reportedly set to star in Tom Cruise’s new Scientology film. The Spice Girl has apparently been lined up to play an alien bride in The Thetan – based on the bizarre sci-fi cult, which believes in alien life forms.

Victoria is said to be “thrilled” about getting her big Hollywood break. A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood. This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in charge.”

The 32-year-old – who made her first attempt at acting in the 1997 Spice Girls movie Spice World – will play the bride of an alien leader called a thetan, which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being, present in all humans.

Cruise – who is bankrolling the project himself after it was rejected by all the major film studios – is said to have picked Victoria for the role after being impressed by her “comic

Commentor Sprynkles points out on the Gossip Rocks bulletin board that the Scientologists go to great lengths to keep their belief system private. They charge quite a bit of money before they reveal to inductees their belief that thetans, or the ghosts of people killed in a giant volcano, haunt all of us, causing our psychological problems. They would never make a movie like this, but it’s quite a funny thought.

Katie Holmes, who may or may not be pregnant, had her 28th birthday on Monday.

Tom Cruise was photographed looking at a new $380k plane in LA. There’s no work whether he bought it. Pictures from FlynetOnline.

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8 Responses to “The Cruises say they’re not pregnant and won’t reveal Scientology secrets”

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  1. countrybabe says:

    Would MGM really put out a movie like this and expect to make money?

  2. sol says:

    he is fat!

  3. kailie2 says:

    Tom, you will never look like Brad Pitt, so please give it up already! I bet Katie is pregnant, they’re just waiting to announce it later, when they need to revive interest in everything Cruise. Right now the media are saturated with them, the impact would be too small for Tommy’s ego.

  4. Kris says:

    He really is fat. Infact this time Tom Cruise might be pregnant. Crazy people.


  5. frewtloop says:

    Beckham + Genius. Thats an oxymoron I believe.

  6. ChrisX says:

    No one cares. Give Suri to the Pitts, the Damons, the Afflecks, hell – give her to J-Lo, she’s always yapping about wanting a kid and she is suddenly such close friends with them and then let Tom and Katie both get in that plane and fly into the sun.

  7. Toubrouk says:

    $cientology Secret: It’s a scam! 😀

  8. Nic says:

    So I wonder who the father of this newest baby is.

    Dude, what the hell is going on with tom’s cheeks. Maybe he’s the one who’s pregnant.