“Jeah! Ryan Lochte is still loving the London nightlife” links

Ryan Lochte loves the celebrity scene in London – too much. [Pop Sugar]
Cameron Diaz to write a health & wellness book? [ICYDK]
King Carl Gustav is the bomb. [Dlisted]
The Brangelina wedding might be next weekend. [LaineyGossip]
The trailer for Whitney Houston’s last film, Sparkle. [Pajiba]
POTUS brags about VPOTUS’s granddaughter’s baller game. [Jezebel]
Britney Spears channels Cleopatra. Or, “Clerra-patter” in Brit-speak. [Celebuzz]
Love Rosemarie DeWitt, hate the dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Denzel Washington & Mark Wahlberg are working together. [A Socialite Life]
Rihanna & Chris Brown might go public soon. [Evil Beet]
Kim Kardashian’s wedding venue is jinxed. [Amy Grindhouse]
Madonna does… something. Gross. [INFDaily]
Charisma Carpenter has an awful story. [The Blemish]
Does anyone have a coin collection? I do. And now I’m itching to check it. [Wonderwall]
Robin Thicke’s son is SO blonde. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Nicole Richie gets pap’d as makes a salon trip. [Moe Jackson]
The Red Dawn poster looks rough. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Joe Giudice calls his wife a c-bomb. [Reality Tea]

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  1. elle says:

    all i have to say is, love the Bowie shirt

    • Luz says:

      I love that shirt too. I can’t help but roll my eyes whenever I hear news about this Lochte kid. I used to get so hot for him, but looking at these photos, along with other douche-worthy pics, the heat has evaporated. It doesn’t bother me that he parties – I mean, he’s just letting off some stress from the Olympics and enjoying his new-found “attention.” But if he could STOP with the douche poses and privileged attitude…UGH

    • KLO says:

      The shirt. Love it.

    • Amanda_M87 says:

      Me too. Way cool.

    • Gloheart says:

      Whats with the hand signal? Jeah Jeah Jeah

  2. Turtle Dove says:

    I know little about this Ryan person. I didn’t watch the Olympics, but the d-bag is strong in this one. Hopefully, his 15 minutes are quick and we don’t have to see him again. If he keeps partying the way he is now, he won’t make it to the next Olympics.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      The less clothes he wears the less I notice the droopy eyes and troglodyte forehead.

      • Kate says:

        THIS Morticians! When I first learned about the “grill” I started having serious doubts. Those doubts have been confirmed. Tool.

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        He is much more tolerable nearly naked. MUCH.

        I can’t decide whether he is a douche, stupid or a goof or some combo of the three.

      • Val says:

        Probably all three. I can’t help but laugh though :D

    • Eileen says:

      I agree-just these photos alone, he has catapualted himself up to John Mayer Status.

    • Stubbylove says:

      Agree with you all but you know he’s gonna ride this pussytrain for as long as it will carry him.

    • Kelly says:

      I’m not sure he even plans to try for 2016. He’s already 28 (which I just learned – I’d been giving him a small pass on personality because I’d assumed he was still in college). I think his goal now is to move to LA, start his fashion line, and get a reality gig (DWTS or The Bachelor), which he’ll naturally parlay into his own eponymous reality show (Jeah Lochte!!) about launching his fashion line, doing DWTS, and getting his own reality show.

      So, in short, we’re stuck with him at least until Celebrity Rehab and his comeback reality show.

      • Smashley says:

        Your post is hilarious! I kinda love him, though. Usually a guy like Ryan wouldn’t be my type, I love the Andrew Garfields of the world, but something about Ryan is so damn hot! And no, it’s not his body, though that’s hot too!

  3. LOTRdork says:

    His douchness killed his hotness factor and I agree with Turtle Dove that his hard core partying isn’t gonna help him get into the next Olympics. I want Nathan Adrian coverage. He’s got the whole sexy yet cute and adorable thing goin on, definatly my biggest Olympian crush lol

    • Garvels says:

      Nathan Adrian is actually smart. He graduated from Cal-Berkeley with honors.

    • hatsumomo says:

      I wouldnt rule him out on the partying part disqualifying him for the 2016 team. Remember Catalina Ponor retired in 2007 and would party and cause scandal then had a turnaround in ’11 to compete this Olympics and medaled. And she’s 24, which is considered “senior”!

      • Turtle Dove says:

        It’s not the scandal, its the drinking and poor food and not training.

        In order to maintain his current abilities, he’s got to work hard. Working hard at getting wasted and picking up birds in London is not the kind of exercise he needs.

        This guy is a bozo. His behavior has all but killed endorsement money too, I/m sure.

    • Belle says:

      Wow. Give him a break. As dumb as this guy seems, he’s worked his ass off to make it to the Olympics (multiple times), so I would guess he knows what it takes to get there. He also had a front row seat to the choices Phelps made after the last Olympics, partying and slacking off (because he was the one beating him in competitions before Phelps realized he had to get his act together).

      Letting loose in London after his events are over doesn’t seem like much of an issue to me. Ryan could probably use advice on MANY subjects, but training for the Olympics is not one of them… LOL Seriously?

      • S says:

        IA. Give the guy a break. He’s just having some fun and celebrating after competing last week (and training how long and how hard for London 2012?). What is he supposed to do, get RIGHT back in the pool immediately after finishing up at the Games?

        The pics are … **deep sigh** … unfortunate. Lochte’s lack of brain cells is ever apparent, but overall, I think he’s harmless.

      • Turtle Dove says:

        Where I live, you can’t throw a stick without hitting at least one NHL player (farm team, present, retired… and former). It’s the former NHL-ers that are the most tragic. Guys who worked their a**es off only to get cut because they didn’t think they had to maintain their fitness and train, they partied too much, and chased pu**y more than the puck.

        So, “jeah”, seriously, some dudes need it reinforced to them the need to maintain their fitness. Even Phelps acknowledged that he shouldn’t have slacked off after the last Olympics because it put him back and it was challenging to get back to his former shape.

    • Marianne says:

      Nathan is a total cutie! Great smile!

  4. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Jennifer Hudson tweeted a birthday shout out to Whitney in an attempt to promote sparkle. It struck me as kind of tacky.

    Also, Robin Thicke’s son is probably THE cutest celebrity baby.

    • Kim says:

      The producers of Sparkle asked fans to send birthday wishes to# sparkle # happy bday Whitney.They mentioned on The Insider yesterday

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        So weird. To use her death to promote the film though. Glad it wasn’t Jennifer’s idea.

  5. RN says:

    Clearly someone doesn’t know the definition of the word “novel” on the Cameron Diaz link.

  6. Garvels says:

    I could get really hot for this guy if he would just keep his mouth shut and his body free of all clothes…..except for his medals of course:)

    • Belle says:

      I’m thinking he doesn’t necessarily need to keep his mouth SHUT… his tongue just needs to be occupied in activities other than speaking(;

  7. RocketMerry says:

    Oh, right, Richie has that show coming up again, that’s why she’s back in public. I was gonna say!

  8. mela says:

    yeah, I can’t stand guys like him. he’s an olympic althete but wants to be a fashion designer now? good GOD what a waste, one world: SHALLOW!!!

    • Belle says:

      Okay, what would you suggest he do? Yes he is an Olympic athlete, and a very successful one at that. He won’t be able to compete forever though. So, how exactly is that a ‘waste’? I don’t like the guy’s sense of fashion, but if that is what interests him outside of swimming, then good luck to him, he should give it a go. Are all people who are interested in fashion design considered to be shallow?

      • Mela says:

        I doubt he has sketched a design or sewn anything in his life. I don’t find his interest in becoming a fashion designer authentic at all!

  9. Incredulous says:

    HOLY CRAP! Good for you, Charisma, and good for your two friends. Look up the LA Times article on the trial – the incident that lead to the rapist cop’s arrest was her and her friends.

    Her two friends rushed the cop after getting their hands tied. Those three are stone bad-asses.

  10. lucy2 says:

    “Joe Giudice calls his wife a c-bomb” and by that I assume you mean caveman head, because that really does best describe her.

    LOL at people thinking Kim’s wedding venue is jinxed and that they’ll have the same 72 day marriage fate. That only happens if you’re a famewhore marrying for money and attention, silly!

  11. Chatcat says:

    Ok, the only thing I can even remotely think of this is … Teal pants? I mean really, I have never ever tried to match my concert T’s with a shade of pants … and I’m a chick! Ugh, I just can’t get past the garanimalism of it all.

  12. DreamyK says:

    Josh Hutcherson in Red Dawn? Yuck. I have no idea why anyone would want him in a movie. Dude is B-O-R-I-N-G. He graduated from the Keanu Reeves School of Acting.

  13. Rox says:

    I just can’t get on the let’s hate Ryan Lochte train. I don’t think he’s a douche, he may not be particularly bright, but he doesn’t strike me as a horrible person. And he won 5 medals – even if he didn’t win every race, that’s still not bad going.

    Also the Funny or Die clip about peeing in the pool, is pretty funny – I was kind of surprised, I didn’t think he’d pull it off. But he’s got a sense of humour and doesn’t seem to mind making fun of himself or other people making fun of him – see Simon Pegg wearing his trunks in the other Funny or Die clip, if you need further proof.

    So all in all – I like him.

  14. TheVoice says:

    Enough about this guy. He tanked the moment I saw the grill. I thought it was a joke. Like his pants.

    More Nathan Adrian please! That guy seems like such a sweetheart. Cute, sexy, hard-working, smart, and humble!

  15. N says:

    I smell vinegar

  16. Sachi says:

    Lochte, his PR, and his family have been backpedaling since his mother said he only has time for one-night stands. There seems to be a backlash already, and he hasn’t even started to make the rounds for many endorsements, if deals are actually being offered to him.

    Since his mother’s comment, he’s given an announcement saying he actually wants a girlfriend, and he gives his whole heart to a girl, etc. His interviews have started to look like he’s getting some coaching (finally!) in answering the questions. His twitter account is also looking more “controlled”, in that there are less “WTF?” tweets and atrocious spelling.

    I don’t think he’ll be on Phelps’ level of marketability and ability to hold onto the masses, as well as the endorsements. Lochte is nice-looking, but he doesn’t seem articulate, bright, or insightful. He’s 28 years old, yet acts and speaks like a teenager.

    I don’t think he’s a bad guy, but he seems a bit of a doofus to me.

    • Liv says:

      I think he’s pretty naive. Only way for him to get out of all this backlash is to stay quiet and let some months pass – and I doubt that he will do that. He will have to learn the hard way…

      • Sachi says:

        To be honest, I don’t know what learning he could do. He just seems so…I don’t know, clueless? He’s like one of those people who, no matter how much you try to educate them/teach them, just can’t grasp the concepts.

        The things that come out of his mouth and his twitter are both funny and sad. Funny because they’re so ridiculous, and sad because they really are so ridiculous.

        He seems like a nice enough person, but I can see why he rubs many people the wrong way. He’s become more of an internet “meme” and a laughingstock than he has been an ‘inspiration’.

        He reminds me of Moose in the Archie comics. :D

  17. Rux says:

    I can’t stand this kid. I do not care how talented he is — he’s a douche bag and a half. Have you listened to his interviews? So far from humble. He actually told E! he wants to start acting, WTF?! Shut up and swim bitch.

    • Mela says:

      Haha my thing is he should really just say “i’m a famewhore now and want to be famous” not an actor or fashion designer. I’m sure he has never sewn a day in his life and I’ve heard nothing of he being some thespian type either.

  18. Lori says:

    Ok, Imma say it. Ryan Lochte is what would have happened if Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had a baby. An Olympically sexy dumb d-bag. That said I’d still hit it, figuring that he couldn’t talk with biscuit in his mouth.

  19. Tania says:

    I think Ryan is in for a rude awakening. He’s not going to get any endorsement deals and he’s going to be left wondering why. His team needs to keep him at bay, give him some decent clothes, toss that fucking disgusting grill and tell him to STFU.

  20. OriginalTiffany says:

    I freaking KNEW I should NOT have clicked on the Madonna does something gross link, but I just had to, didn’t I?
    And now I will need extra bleach on the laundry list. For my eyes and brain.

  21. Dhavy says:

    This guy probably knows only one Bowie song..

  22. AprilLadyBird83 says:

    Dude has methface. Not cute at all…

  23. dooliloo says:

    Ryan is kinda the Olympic version of Jessica Simpson. Can’t you picture him eating a crayfish can and say “Is it chicken I’m eating or is it fish? Jeah!!!”

  24. Right. says:

    Am I the only one who doesn’t find this guy good looking?
    He looks like a midget Russian with a boxers nose.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I don’t find most jocks good looking (in the face). This guy is no exception after having to deal with my weirder, more boy crazy friends talking about how “hot” Michael Phelps is – at least this one is “eh” looking.

      Michael Phelps looks like he suffers from acromegaly.

  25. ZenB!tch says:

    ** The Brangelina wedding might be next weekend. **

    But gay people can’t get married yet.

    That is not snark. I’m serious and quite disappointed if it’s true. If you put yourself out there with something like that you should follow through.

  26. GirlyGirl says:

    Come on gals, you wouldn’t hit that?

  27. GirlyGirl says:

    Aww get off his back… to quote the emperor of all party boys Joe Namath

    “It seems almost un-american to me for a bachelor not to maybe, you know, go around having a drink with a lady now and then.”

    Good for Joe, Good for Ryan, Great for America.

  28. mimi says:

    I LOVE his David Bowie shirt.
    Where can I get one???

  29. Amelia says:

    I now go eeh over him since he confessed rather haughtily that he pees in the pool.

  30. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    I think he just has a big goofball personality. He may not be that bright, but he will turn all of this man-child “schtick” into some kind of career move..whether that be a tv show or whatever, I think he’ll get something from this.