New SNL short: Jizz in my pants (may offend)


Riding on the enormous success of the 2006 holiday classic “Dick in a Box” featuring Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg, Saturday Night Live has put out another raunchy viral video. “Jizz in My Pants” stars Andy Samberg as a haughty faux European club-goer who gets a little too excited in an encounter with model Molly Sims. Jorma Taccone is Samberg’s equally excitable friend. He loses his load at the checkout counter with sexy cashier Jamie Lynn Sigler. Justin Timberlake makes a cameo as a maintenance guy at 1:13.

“Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a slut. Plus it’s your fault you were rubbing my butt. I’m very sensitive some would say that’s a plus. Now I’ll go home and change…

“When we’re holding hands, it’s like having sex to me. You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy.”

The hilarious skit was written by The Lonely Island, a sketch comedy group made up of Samberg, Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer. The trio is also responsible for “Dick In a Box.” You can watch more of their work on their website and YouTube channel.

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  1. dude wtf says:

    i saw this on saturday. Very funny!! :P

  2. bub says:

    funny as hell

  3. NotBlonde says:

    when you’re watching it, it is so unexpected. You go into it thinking, Andy is doing a silly little ditty and then “jizz in my pants”. I literally laughed out loud. Which I don’t do much whilst watching this show.

  4. aleach says:

    this is so funny. i was surprised they could say “jizz” on nbc, but im glad! the Digital Shorts are the best part of SNL now, the rest sucks!

  5. Jay Zuran says:

    This made me laugh for hours. I needed it. Thanks SNL.

  6. mark says:

    It’s an update of the old SNL skit “Stay Free Peenie Pads” in which men would dribble after urinating.

  7. DLR in Canada says:

    ROFL. Yeah I saw it. Totally sophomoric!

    mark said: It’s an update of the old SNL skit “Stay Free Peenie Pads” in which men would dribble after urinating.

    Men dribble after peeing? Don’t they “dab dry?” :wink:

  8. SaraDancer says:

    Yeah Mark because jizz and urine, hey, same thing. :roll:

    Is this going to give new life to the H’wood “jizz diet” mini-fad?

  9. Will M says:

    Jizz is like a skit done 2 years ago called “The Prompt Lover”.