Lindsay Lohan allegedly assaulted by a GOP congressional staffer in NYC

As many of you were discussing in yesterday’s Cracken post, Lindsay Lohan and some dude got into some kind of “scuffle/beatdown” situation in her hotel room on Saturday night. The details of exactly what went down are varied, and I think it’s safe to say that some people are experiencing temporary memory loss because of the drugs and alcohol involved in this completely sketchy situation. Let me be clear: I am not condoning violence, nor do I think that smacking or choking Lindsay Lohan is ever going to be “the answer” to her problems. That being said, I’m finding it really difficult to NOT blame the victim a little bit in this situation, especially because the subtext of this story is “LL went all twitchy and crackie on one of her johns and she stole his phone, so he choked her.” The dude sounds like a total d-bag too, of course. Because the Cracken has horrible taste in men:

The drama never ends with Lindsay Lohan. The Liz & Dick actress, 26, was seen partying at 1Oak nightclub in New York City September 29. While there, she met a man, Christian LaBella, and invited him back to her room at the W Hotel.

Once there, the two got into an argument after Lohan learned LaBella took photos of her on his cell phone, according to NBC New York. When Lohan took possession of his cell phone, LaBella reportedly punched and choked the Parent Trap star. Police sources tell NBC New York Lohan pulled the hotel’s fire alarm after running from her room.

On September 30, the New York City police department confirmed to Us Weekly that 25-year-old LaBella was charged with assault and harassment. “Police were called to the W Hotel, following a phone call for assault. We took the man into custody shortly after 6 a.m. and he was charged this afternoon.”

Upon further investigation, police dropped the assault charge. LaBella has filed a harassment complaint against Lohan.

“Lindsay was assaulted early this morning in a New York hotel. While she did sustain some injuries, she was not hospitalized,” the actress’ rep told Us. “Lindsay has spoken with police and is fully cooperating with the investigation.”

[From Us Weekly]

TMZ initially reported the story straight out of Team Lohan’s side – they said Lindsay was “in shock” with what went down and that she wanted “to see the guy who allegedly attacked her early this morning prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.” When Lindsay grabbed his phone, she saw that he had taken “over 50 photos and videos” and he had been emailing them to friends. Radar says the initial charges against LaBella are for misdemeanor assault and harassment, which is a “violation”. But then TMZ confirmed that the charges against LaBella had been dropped. Because why the F not?

So, theories as to what exactly went down? I don’t think LaBella was one of her johns. I think he was just partying with Lindsay and her crack team of sycophants, and Lindsay saw that he was taking videos of their drug-and-alcohol-fueled party, and Lindsay had a cracked-out hissy fit. And then it all went crazy, and LL thought she could be high-handed (so to speak) and get him charged with assault and she could play the victim… but then LaBella was like, “Oh, I’ll just tell the cops about A) the drugs, B) the probation violations or C) the prostitution.” That’s just my guess.

Oh, this dude, LaBella… he’s a Republican who staffs Rep. John Shimkus. LaBella has photos of himself with vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan. The NYDN has even more crackie details of the complete cracktastrophe here.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Lm says:


    • Roma says:

      I bet they are going to start circling this week! I’m kind of excited as well.

    • swack says:

      There are so many varying stories on this I’m not sure which one is correct. One site says the pics were taken at the night club. One sites says she ran down the steps after the first altercation then went back to the room to be assaulted a second time. One says she was assaulted on the steps, one said she ran down the fire escape, one said she pulled the fire alarm and another said her friend Claus pulled the fire alarm – oy vey! That being said, in today’s world you should not be taking strangers back to your hotel room whether you have others going there or not. Poor judment on her part. Dina tweeted that “at least he didn’t have a gun” – what was that about? The most damage done was small scratches on her hand. This story is as messed up as her life!

      • Boo says:

        What’s that about? I’d guess character assassination (see page 12 in the Lohan Manual of Grifting and Spinning) so that Lindsay appears to be the victim when, in reality, she was the aggressor.

  2. neelyo says:

    See? She really IS Elizabeth Taylor.

  3. gee says:

    I completely agree with your take on this and I hope to high Heaven that this guy tries to take her down! You can’t just claim someone beat you up when you don’t like what they’re doing. My God, LL. Get your sh!t together.

  4. Sisi says:

    it’s a very vague story O_O

    It does make me wonder why the charges were suddenly dropped. Would the pictures he took be evidence? Makes me wonder what was on them…

    • Jilliterate says:

      The charges were probably dropped because money changed hands. When things like this happen involving high-profile people, folks get paid off. A Republican staffer choking out a starlet during an ELECTION YEAR? The staffer could be a complete nobody, but American partisan politics are nasty and you’d better believe that a lot of people want this covered up, and Lindsay was probably happy to get the cash. It’s actually a shame, because if this little weasel was willing to choke one woman, he’s probably willing to choke others. If Lindsay had continued to press charges, she’d be helping to protect others.

      EDIT: Woops, missed the part where the POLICE were the ones to drop the charges. Well now I don’t know what to think…

      • jwoolman says:

        What to think is easy. The lass is lying again. All the drama was to get what she wanted, those pics must be interesting. Only Lindsay would think it made sense to pull a fire alarm in a hotel to add to the drama. Geez, pound on a door if you must… But a fire alarm?!? And then she’s uninterested in getting “injuries” documented but will continue to smear this guy in public and private.

        The alleged victim in assault cases can’t drop the charges. Once the police are called, it’s in their hands and the DA’s. You’d think Lindsay would remember that from her assault on the Betty Ford staffer- she called 911, thinking that established her as the “victim”, but the police came to the opposite conclusion (as did the insurance company). Once the process was started, Lindsay had no control over the situation other than to get witnesses to shut up one way or another.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      The charges were dropped because they were unfounded. Cracken just LOVES to cry “wolf!” And “I’m SUING!”

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        Just because the police dropped the charges doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. If she won’t appear as a witness, there’s no use trying him. I think his people got a hold of Dina and said they’d release the photos of her snorting sea jasper, violating her probation, etc. and she had Crackie drop the charges. I’m sure they even got some money out of the deal.

        I swear, these people (Dina and Crackie) have made more money crack-scheming and prostituting than they have off of Crackie’s acting gigs.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Thanks, Mort! You just made me choke on my lunch! :D “Snorting sea jasper” – HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

        They are adept at the grift, aren’t they? They should be portrayed on Leverage. But not actually appear, as that would constitute someone actually HIRING them, and only IDIOTS do that!

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        ;) hehe!

  5. cmc says:

    Hope this is finally the time the Cracken messed with the wrong person. Hope we hear all about what was going on in there, including pictures. Hope it’s considered a final nail in her legal coffin and her sorry butt gets thrown in prison.

    What? I’m starting a new job today so I’m feeling overly optimistic :)

  6. Devon says:

    She’s so effing dumb. If he REALLY attacked you and you were CLEARLY injured, you go to the hospital to document it all. Regardless if it’s a bump, a tiny scratch, a bruise. There are procedures you dumb crackhead! No documented proof, no charges. IF she was actually attacked, she probably didn’t want to go to the H because they would have taken a blood sample and run a drug test, which is standard procedure. She wouldn’t want her probation being revoked when it showed up with every drug known to mankind in there!

    • SueD says:


    • Gretta says:

      Yup, you got it in one! This is why she always refuses to go to the hospital….

      Of course, it’s a different story when she needs something for her asthma.(Cough, cough)

    • WillyNilly says:

      “The truth is in the [undocumented] facts!!” – Dina

    • the original bellaluna says:

      That is EXACTLY why she doesn’t go to the hospital via ambulance, not even after car accidents or her “death scare” at that hotel while filming this insult to Dame Elizabeth.

      Once she leaves the scene of a hit-and-run (like when she went to the hospital via “black suv” or when she went into that bar after hitting her PREVIOUS NYC victim), any blood test or breathlyzer can no longer be considered “evidence,” because it can’t be proven that she didn’t have a drink or take a pill “to calm her nerves” after the trauma of crashing into or running over people.

  7. Miss Kiki says:

    Sketchy as per usual.

  8. marie says:

    the cracken who cried wolf.. it’s sad really, because I’m more apt to believe that it was a scuffle between the two instead of her being assaulted. He took some unflattering photos and she wanted them deleted..

    • Chatcat says:

      Crackenstein has no “walk of shame” cards left to use so now she is trying to coat herself in a victim teflon suit. So the lush bitch was living her usual excessive self degrading behavior, hooked some guy into partying with her and some of “her friends” in her hotel room, he went along to get some pictures and when he wouldn’t put out, she got pissed and went appshit cracken berserk? He left, now in her drug induced Lilo life, she has to make up something to explain the pics that are truly forthcoming.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      I’m betting the pix are of her drinking and drugging, which of course she doesn’t do, you know, because she’s clean and sober. (SURE you are, Blohan ;) )

  9. Gal says:

    She want everyone else “prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law” but never herself.

  10. samira25 says:

    There are so many versions of this story. Supposedly Lindsay had no bruises or marks. If somebody attacks you, especially choking, there would be some kind of physical evidence. Also LaBella sounds fishy to me. Partying with Lindsay Lohan? I doubt the political community will run to his defence to crush her.

  11. beclove says:

    The intro photo is horrific.

  12. Birdie says:

    What a mess, like always! Hope we will see the pics and I was so happy the charges were dropped, because this story was so sketchy to begin with.

  13. Hécate says:

    This was a fight with her dealer that went wrong. This is a nerverending story of a crack delusional and her cracklies. I am losing the surprise efect with her.

  14. dcypher1 says:

    Sounds like a john gone wrong story to me. Cracken loves the drama she thrives on it and itz her bread and butter and why she dosent work cus stupid tmz pays her for her stories. Harvey l is in luv with the craken he wouldnt have a job if it wasent for all the crackie famewhores like her.

  15. Nilber says:

    What I am about to write is not popular opinion but I can’t help but feel sorry for her. Would anyone believe her if it was true? The truth is no, they wouldn’t and she has no one to blame but herself. It’s just sad to me.

  16. dcypher1 says:

    At least cb tells it like it is. I hate tmz with all there team crackie smypathetic post. F tmz I hate them.

  17. Jayna says:

    If he punched and choked her, there would be some mark somewhere. She is trash.

  18. OXA says:

    why was she not arrested and charged with pulling the fire alarm and costing the city wasted man power?

    • Boo says:

      Yes, I wonder that, too. Fire alarms are not emergency call boxes to be used instead of a call to 911. Beyond that, charges were dropped (it does NOT say she dropped them), so the police have determined that her story holds no water–thus, she filed a false report. AND pulled a fire alarm for something that wasn’t even an emergency of ANY kind.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        And since she stole his phone, she could have used it to call 911. But that would have provided the number from which she was calling, thus proving she’d stolen his phone.

        Slippery Cracken.

    • Penguin says:

      I work in a hospital and even when some1 accidently burns a piece of toast it triggers the fire alarm and the fire brigade turns up. We get disciplined & fined $800 from our wages. This POS does it deliberately & gets away with it.

  19. lulu says:

    In one version of this story, she first runs away down the fire escape (as you do) and then back into the room again (as you do) to the saftey of her friends who hadn’t intervened until this point…nice friends…she probably had to wake them up from drunken, druggie stupors to get them to listen. Great witnesses too! Where IS Steve Honig when you need him?
    Do you remember the Clip n’ Run from last weekend? In one version of that, she left the night club (as you do) and came back again (as you do)…she’s kind of jumpy, isn’t she?

    Much as I don’t like the sound of The Republican Assaulter, it’s a crappy fact of life nowadays that most people want to be photographed with celebrities, and fairly normal to contact friends with a kind of ‘you’ll never guess where I am and who I’m with, but here is some documentary evidence to back up my story’. It’s the modern version of autograph hunting….tut tut. I bet he’s sorry

  20. Jem says:

    She kind of looks like a bad drag queen in that first photo…

  21. logan says:

    somebody call Debbie Boone quick. Lohan will need a Life Style Lift before her next court appearance. What a mess SHE and her parents have made out of her life. Any word on the missing Ali? If she is smart she will never return to the nest.

  22. Quinn says:

    Uh huh…SOOOO Lohan…the law is horrible when it tries to prosecute ME, but the law had better prosecute anyone who BOTHERS ME.

    Her life in Wonderland must really be something.

  23. Talie says:

    I knew instantly that there was more to this story just because of who was involved. She obviously hasn’t learned anything about crying wolf, has she?

  24. Cleveland Girl says:

    Sounds like she was trying to steal his phone (her common MO) and the guy was like “You are NOT stealing my phone! you crackie Klepto!” and then all hell broke loose.

    • Hautie says:

      I thought the same thing!

      That Lohan had stole his phone… and he retrieved it back from her. And she did not appreciate that he had the NERVE to take his phone back!

      I do not remotely believe she was the victim of anything. Period.

  25. mln76 says:

    I agree with your take but I’m betting that him to promise not to release video in exchange for her dropping charges…whats worse is she’s getting unearned sympathy…the girl assaults people on a regular basis..I’m not condoning the d-bags behavior but where is the sympathy for the dozens of people she’s mauled with her car.

    • G says:

      Actually, I’m going to predict that this guy has the winning hand. I’ve said may times that Lohan is not a victim, she’s a predator. If she doesn’t shut her cake hole, he’ll go public.

      • mln76 says:

        Eh I disagree he’s a staffer for a Republican Senator…there are pictures of him arm and arm with Paul Ryan on Gawker he’s probably going to be fired but for the long term I believe that all parties have a vested interest in keeping this hush hush.

    • mia girl says:

      I think maybe they dropped charges because Cracken did not want to go to hospital to prove she was injured. Too many blood tests.

      What interesting to me is the NYDN story says his aunt is a commedian and a writer on the Chelsey Lately show. I wonder if he was emailing to her.
      If he does get fired, then more reason to think he may leverage pics/video.

    • claire says:

      That’s not really how the law works, though. The “victim” doesn’t get to make deals and drop charges. When you commit a crime, you are breaking the laws of the state, therefore, it’s the state that files and drops charges. DAs are enforcing state laws. Hence, why you see criminal cases written as state vs. so-and-so. If the charges are dropped, it’s because there’s no case, not enough evidence, uncooperative witnesses, etc. etc.

      The DAs probably looked at this and decided it was mutual combat or that the guy was defending himself against her. What a mess.

      • Djinn says:

        If the victim doesn’t not want to proceed and there are no witnesses/physical evidence then the police are unwilling to go forward, knowing there is no chance at all of a conviction.

        What you wrote is technically correct but in reality victims “drop” charges all the time.

    • paranormalgirl says:

      So far it hasn’t been stated that SHE dropped the charges… the police apparently did due to lack of evidence.

  26. G says:

    Not one of her friends would confirm this assault? Hmm.

  27. epiphany says:

    The congressional aide was released and all charges were dropped. This is just another day in the life of the Cracken.

    • Veruca says:

      And guilty or not, this guy will probably lose his job.

      That’s what one gets when they hang with Lindsay.

  28. hopperlea says:

    Lindsay is just so gross…enough said.

  29. Riana says:

    One big story that will end up going nowhere like everyother story. Flash in the pan and 2 weeks from now it will be like it never happened, especially if charges are being dropped already.

    I never have any pity for someone who willingly involves themselves with a known mess. If this guy wanted to party it up with Lindsey he got everything he deserves and more.

  30. kristin says:


  31. dorothy says:

    “Allegedly” is the key word here. I agree, sounds like she picked up the wrong “John”.

  32. XOGAMI says:

    Hmmmm Crackie or Repub? Team Crackie.

    • epiphany says:

      Republicans were the party who stopped slavery in the 19th century, and fought for civil rights in the 20th. The Democrats were the ones pushing for slavery and segregation – look it up.

      • Ruyana says:

        That’s all historically true. But the GOP has morphed into something quite, quite different today.

      • mln76 says:

        Also historically accurate is the exodus of many racist Democrats to the Republican party over desegregation stellar citizens like Jessie Helms for instance. It has very little to do with Lilo though ;)

      • bluhare says:

        And the point of your statement is??

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Yes. And “the right to bear arms” meant a one-shot rifle that had to be reloaded after every shot, not an AR with a 50 round clip.

        Things have changed since then.

      • Dark X says:

        KKK Byrd was a Democrat until the day he died.

  33. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    But where was Amanda during all this?

  34. Cathy says:

    I thought she was a homebody. Isn’t that what she stated months ago in an interview? How can she be a homebody if she’s out causing trouble all the time? What a mess.

  35. Sam says:

    TMZ is saying the charges were dropped due to “inability to substantiate the claims.” Which basically sounds a lot like “lack of evidence.” TMZ was reporting that she wasn’t bruised but did have scratch marks. Personally, it sounds like the guy either did not touch her or touched her in self-defense and she scratched herself up some to try to concoct the story. The buy is seriously lucky that the NYPD seems to have actual investigative skills and saw through it.

  36. Lem says:

    And D) my connections trump your connections.
    Lets dance, you and I

    I am Loving Blohan added to the sketchy with a Republican Congressional Aide
    I can’t stop that Law & Order dun-dun playing in my head ;)

  37. Ruyana says:

    From what I’ve read up to this point, the *police* dropped the charges. No proof, no witnesses.

    Bare bones of the story are more like this: Lindsay meets this guy in some club (supposedly at 1 a.m.) Invites him back to her hotel room (why?), and they have some kind of falling out around 6 a.m.

    You meet some guy for the first time in a bar, take him home and expect it to end well?

    • Dark X says:

      Supposedly he took pictures of her skanky, old lady body and it pissed her off.

      Errr, Kracken, we’ve seen it already.

  38. hillbillyinthecorner says:

    Oh but Lindsay just loves to play “board games and eat popcorn and watch old Moveies” in the middle of the night with strangers she picks up in bars and brings home…” according to Mommie Dearest…..
    She waited till he feel asleep and started rifling though his wallets and phone. He woke up and caught her..trys to get his phone back..she runs off with the phone franitcly deleting and her chases her down in the halway grabs his phone she goes completely bonkers and pulls the fire alarms then races back to the room and locks him out…which explains why is was outside the room…mean while she wakes the others and they clear away their partying stuff and Claus and Lindsay make up a story to tell the cops….
    and they come listen to her tale of woe and handcuff the guy and take him to the station were they interview him and he tells his side and the cops realize thatt Lohan Grief Train has struck again…drop all charges and lets the man go…
    sounds about right don’t it….

    • Marla says:

      Sounds about right except, according to a local new york paper, they were both charged . Him for assulted , her for theft. That’s why shes not pressing charges. More important is the fact that, at four a.m. The cracken pulls the fire alarm in a giant New York hotel. All the guests were told that there was no need to evacuate….all the eleavators were disabled because of the alarm. I think linsatic should have to reimburse all the hotel guests for a really crappy nights stay in an expensive hotel. Oh shit, I forgot, she can’t ( won’t ) pay her own bill….my bad.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        She should also have to foot the bill for the FULL COST of the emergency response because of her stupidity. Hell, the full costs of ALL the ER/civil personnel responses to ALL of her accidents, “health emergencies,” and even her court costs.

        I am so over her getting both a legal “pass” AND a free ride!!!

  39. TaylorB says:

    What I can’t for the life of me wrap my brain around is the fact that a hotel would give her a room to begin with, it is fairly common knowledge that if she isn’t partying ’til all hours she is skipping out on her bill. Not to mention the people in the rooms near hers trying to get some sleep must have just been pissed being woken up by that noise and then having the fire alarm pulled, and I suspect there were some refunds issued.

  40. Chloeeee says:

    Its never going to end with this trick is it?

  41. eileen says:

    Easy way to help officers get better salaries: Present this trick with a bill ANY time any state agency is called out to deal with her Crackie Shenanigans.
    Of course, she’d have to PAY it so there’s that.

    • Marla says:

      Get her to pay ? Brawhahaha.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      eileen, I just said that up-thread a bit. See what I get for not reading all the comments before I reply? ;)

      How are you doing, btw?

      • eileen says:

        lol Great minds think alike! I’m doing fine. Sick as a frickin DOG right now.

        (Future Ex) Husband is insane-but what can you do? They really don’t lie when they say the REAL person comes out in the middle of a divorce. Wow. I think he will need to reapply for his mancard after all this-his most definitely has been revolked.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        I’m glad you’re doing okay, and hope you feel better soon! (We’re still battling some nasty 2-month-long virus Hubs brought home from work. Week 3 was intestinal – EXCITING!)

        Hopefully they won’t re-issue his man-card until after a certain length of time (like DLs after a DUI or something)! ;)

  42. vvy says:

    She has to be responsible for the choices she makes in her life, and this is the result of one of them. Yes, she’s partly to blame.

  43. jojo says:

    the police would never, ever, drop the assault charge on a man, who in any way, manhandled a woman. Especially in NY, where they are more image conscience that LA is.

    reading between the lines, LL got upset, and took the guys phone. They wrestled for it, resulting in marks on wrists and hands of both (and fingernail scratches no doubt).

    Police are obligated to ‘arrest’ the person charge with an assault, but that usually goes under ‘questioning at the scene’, and based on any evidence/witnesses, a trip to the station for an official arrest.

    I bet the LA police are chucking this morning, and the NY state attonry is either scrambling to either increase their budget to charge overpriviledged folks, or they are looking for some way to deport her ass back to California with a ‘do not return to NY for 5 years’ type of deal…

    • ShaCur says:

      I agree – I live in NY and several years ago I filed charges against my ex for assault, but he wasn’t arrested until after the altercation – I didn’t even know – and I chose not to seek medical treatment (the cliche not wanting to answer questions, thinking it was my fault, etc). I wanted to drop the charges (of course, right? sigh…) and thought given the lack of evidence it should be fairly easy. Not so. The ADA informed me that after the whole thing with Nicole Brown Simpson the DA had the ability to move forward with assault cases if they felt there was justification, even if the victim wanted to drop. Not sure if that applies to just domestic situations, but calling the police is not a joke. I actually to believe they should have every right to pursue a case if there is just cause, or drop a case if there is no evidence. The courts are tied up enough as it is, the fewer people playing games the better.

  44. Hakura says:

    I thought, if the strory we got was true. Lindsay may have been lunging to grab the phone because she knew he had pictures of her on it.

    But I don’t think she’d flip out & try to grab it with such force unless said pictures are of her doing something she’d get in trouble for. (drugs/alcohol/whatever).

  45. Dimebox says:

    I don’t know what happened here, but I believe that the housekeeping staff who has to clean rooms like these deserve some sort of combat pay. And they should be double-gloved at all times. How disgusted would we all be if we planned a special stay at a lovely hotel, and then found out that Crackie had been the last occupant? Ewwwwww.

  46. Green_Eyes says:

    Same Lindsay..different day, different guy, same “victim card” being played by team Blohan…

    Sure as we read this her warped mind is coming up w/ some other lil fiasco to be kept relevant.

  47. Izzy says:

    I see it’s time for our daily round of cracktinis. Cheers everyone!

  48. Marla says:

    Here is the scary part… Lindsey & Amanda are haunting New York at the same time ! Good luck New York !

  49. Jacq says:

    Now, how does a crackle homebody end up in a mess like this? I love how she DEMANDS justice for being assaulted – what about all of the people SHE has harmed/assaulted/victimized?! And the NYDN Michael Lohan quote is rich. I don’t know what he plans to do, it wouldn’t appear that this dude has a vagina for kicking.

    • Seen says:

      And wasn’t she PISSED when dawn holland “demanded justice” for yet another cell phone-snatching event.

  50. the original bellaluna says:

    “Move that congressional staffer! I’M LINDSAY LOHAN!” Okay, now that THAT’S out of my system, here I go:

    She likely took his phone, because she’s “clean and sober” so those pictures/videos he took showing otherwise would seriously damage her pristine, re-habbed image.

    However, if ANYBODY (and especially Blohan) snatched MY phone out of MY hand, it would be ON.

    • OhMyMy says:

      Sorry Belle but I beg to differ with you on that point.

      She got mad and grabbed his phone because he was sending pics and video of her to his friends for FREE.

      That totally goes against W.O.’s playbook. All photos have to go through her for negoitiation so she gets her cut.

  51. Bess says:

    Priceless Michael Lohan quote in NY Daily News…

    Lohan’s father, Michael, had not spoken to his daughter but had a message for her antagonist.

    “Wait till I get this guy,” he said.

  52. sapphire says:

    Yeah, scary Michael Lohan. 0–0.

    Sort of OT, but why is everything on this chick sagging beyond belief? Trout pout, chin, really saggy boobs etc?

  53. londonparis says:

    I actually know Christian LaBella personally, we went to college together. His aunt is on Chelsea Lately, and he’s put up a bunch of pictures of him with various celebrities over the past few years. He’s not a john, not at all, simply because if he were going to pay for sex, it wouldn’t be with Lilo. He probably went back to the room to party, do some lines, whatever. There’s also a good chance he was hoping to get pictures of Lilo engaged in the same- and probably did. He’s a rich boy on the party scene, but generally, very very nice. I’ve never heard a complaint out of him, but I know that he’s been acting a little stranger lately, this obvious case not included.

  54. carol says:

    wake up & look in the mirror. look like a worn out old hag.

  55. dcypher1 says:

    I dont know how all these hotels let her stay there after what she did at chateau mormont not paying her $47,000 bill. Shes just going to do that whereever she stays. They should know better. Crackie dosent even pay her taxes I bet she still owes the irs but we all know they wont arrest her cus crackie is above the law for some messed reason.

  56. Madisyn says:

    Before I read ALL the comments, let me clear up one thing . . . Blohan didn’t ‘drop the charges’ the popo did. Because she didn’t have a ‘scratch’ on her. This was Blohan getting pissed off because the guy wouldn’t ‘share’ any more cocaine!

  57. skilo says:

    If I had pictures of Lohan on my phone and she tried to take it from me it would be “junior rodeo on” The only way she’d get my phone was out of my cold dead hands. I’d beat her worse than Joe beat Micheal, worse than Chris Brown beat Rihanna. She’s been led to think she can do whatever she wants, one day the right person will show her just how wrong she is.

  58. Me Too says:

    I’m going to get toasted for saying this here but I kind of feel sorry for her. She didn’t have a chance with the Mother and Father she ended up with and, while I don’t think she’s a great actress, when she was young, she was actually pretty good. It just makes me sad to see someone so young pretty much burned out. She’s obviously got a problem with drugs and alcohol but she also sounds like she might be bipolar. Anyway, while I know she brings it on herself, the fact that she’s followed 24 hours a day by paparazzi and is then laughed at ad nauseum on sites like this has to be hard to take. Again, I know I’ll be toasted by you all (-: but it just makes me sad.

    • Dani says:

      Hey, it is a good thing to have compassion for your fellow human beings so no need to apologize for that.

      I just think at this point that the general public feels like they have been kicked in the teeth one too many times with Lindsay. She has been offered more than her fair share of second chances. But such is the nature of addiction.

  59. TG says:

    Ha ha – I just love this story that Lohan has managed to snag Romney into her net. This is awesome. I don’t feel sorry for anyone who has anything to do with this empty shell of a person, whether guilty or innocent. Anyone within 10 feet of her is asking for it. If I ever see her I will run the other way.

  60. savedbykittylitter says:

    Kaiser pls these pictures omg lol, I feel sorry for her :/ even if she is a crackiehead…

  61. SolitaryAngel says:

    I’m pretty sure the CDC could create a new, extinction-level human disease just from the contents of one tube of her blood. It would be a zombie apocalypse except that the zombies would be wanting crack instead of brains.

  62. EscapedConvent says:

    What fun! A young Republican in a public incident with Crack-Berry! Soon the jokes will be writing themselves.

  63. Would Vincet Cassel Wear This? says:

    I knew Lindsay hung out with drug addicts and criminals. But Republicans? Christ have some standards.

  64. ShaCur says:

    A few people posted on why any hotel would let her stay there given her reputation…now, I’m not exactly rolling in the money but I do fairly well and I’ve stayed in many nice hotels and in every one I had to pay for things up front or give my credit card number to be charged in case I channeled my inner Lohan. I had no idea hotels still worked on the “honor system”…And if so I think my next trip out to Cali I’ll stay at the Chateau (provided Haz Mat has been called out)!

  65. jwoolman says:

    This does sound like another fictitious Lohan tale. How much was she poking around on his phone to know about the photos and videos, anyway?

    I don’t think the police were bought off – they are pretty diligent on these matters, as many rich celebs have found out. Lindsay just refused to document any alleged injuries in a timely fashion because the guy didn’t inflict any. Also probably didn’t want a blood draw, not wanting evidence of what she was on. She grabbed his phone, nosed around in it, wouldn’t give it back. And at most they had a little tussle for it, unless she pulled a Chris Brown and tried to destroy it. She pulled the fire alarm as part of her act as “victim”. Very typical Lohan drama (I’ve been amusing myself reading Celebitchy archives on her, starting back when she still looked relatively ok, and it’s amazing how all of this is same old, same old).

    If the police had any reason to believe her tale, they wouldn’t have dropped the charges, they would at least let him dangle a bit. My bet is that they interviewed people who said things consistent with his version, not hers. Plus their own observations convinced them the lass was putting on a performance – they see enough situations of this nature to have some intuition on the matter, and her refusal to cooperate with evidence collection was a significant clue. One of these days she is indeed going to get hurt by one if her instabuddies, but I suspect this guy wasn’t the one to do it.

  66. baja says:

    she isn’t aware of good news.
    THAT’S WHY “Lohan” SUCKS, folks!!

  67. Sugar says:

    This whole story will be to use one of mother crackens words obsolete & that cell phone will be inept & yeah the statement LILO gave was organic & are these cameras on…what they are are we rolling?
    so Lindsay has now had two incidents involving the NYPD since she has been there, way to keep that rap-crack list growing girl.

    • OhMyMy says:

      Totally agree with you Sugar.

      She totalled her car, had the EMTs called for her to her hotel, been investigated for a theft, allegedly hit a pedestrian, wound up in the ER, now police for an assault and pulling the fire alarm in a big hotel. That’s two states in only 4 months. Who does that?

      She can start a second career starring in disaster preparedness drills.

      Lindsay Lohan is coming to town. Police, Fire, Health Dept. what are your protocols to follow?

  68. Memphis says:

    So.. while tweeked up she had some compromising photos taken and when she came down enough to realize it she freaked out, grabbed his phone, he grabbed it back and crackie, in desperate post drug haze, pulled a damn fire alarm in a NYC hotel!

    Will someone, ANYONE lock this bitch up?!

    She was not assulted and for her to even use those words for her drunk/ drugged up party gone wrong is pathetic.

    I really, really dislike this bitch.

    Karma..where the F are you? We are waiting.

  69. mln89 says:

    can’t she do herself (and the world, really) a favor and disappear? just stay out of the public eye, keep a low profile, and have some f!!king dignity?