Michael Fassbender’s camo shorts & flip-flops: tragic styling or still SO hot?

Is Michael Fassbender trying to reignite my hunger (GET IT?) for his Fassdong once again? Does he know that I’ve been letting other dudes get my biscuits (in fantasies)? Does he know about Clive Owen and Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch and Archie Panjabi? What? My biscuits are ALL ABOUT Archie Panjabi! Hm… now I’m thinking about a really hot threesome with Archie Panjabi and Fassy. Jesus. Um…what was I saying?

Oh, right. New photos of Michael Fassbender, looking much better than we last saw him, which was last week. He was in Alicante, Spain last week, and these photos are from the same place as well. He’s still filming The Counselor there, although these pics are of Fassy having a “day off”. These are his “day off” clothes. As I’ve said before, I’m not hot for the dude because he’s so amazingly stylish or anything. If anything, I think this is probably why Fassy is always dropping trou in his films – because he’s not the best dresser, and most of his clothes look weird on him.

Now, all that being said, he looks so much better here than in the last candid photos we had of him. He’s making my biscuits tingle anew. I think it’s because I like/love his legs. I want to lick them. Is that wrong? I don’t even care about his flip-flops (Karl Lagerfeld just had a hissy fit). I wear flip-flops too! Flip-flops unite!! God, his legs. Mm. Imagine Archie Panjabi licking his legs. RIGHT? Hot.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Mandy says:

    Is it just me or does he have farmer’s tan on his legs? Doesn’t matter, still HOT!

    • LadyJane says:

      That is actually a reverse farmer’s tan. Orange feet. Odd.

    • Boxy Lady says:

      It looks like it is only his ankles that are tan, which is extremely odd.

      EDIT: Just realized that this probably proves old Karl’s point. You would never know about that odd tan with regular shoes.

    • Malorie says:

      Surftan! You get that tan when you use a long surf wetsuit. If he was in Alicante, he was probably surfing… http://www.surfingalicante.com/

      • ichsi says:

        I’m not sure if it’s a surftan or remnants of the spraytan he’s sporting for ‘The Counselor’. After all that’s the reason why he’s in Spain. But why colour his feet? His gorgeous GORGEOUS long Greek feet… The rest is HOT too, but sorry I have a little fetish over here

    • UNF Joan Jett! says:

      Yes, still hot. In fact, these images of him might let Karl Lagerfeld rethink his “physical allergy” to flip-flops 😀

      Also: His shirt is awesome. I want.

      • Lauren says:

        Yummy Fassy in Flipflops. His physique is amazing. I love Fassy..i have completely forgotten about Brad & George–ugggh. Fassy is Classy. Sometimes he reminds me of Steve McQueen in the 70`s. Swooooon.

  2. Koko says:

    Oh Michael, he always wears the same shorts lol Does he own any other pair?

  3. Sara says:

    Archie Panjabi licking his legs? I Can’t read this anymore

  4. Joanna says:

    I don’t get it. he is so not hot to me.

  5. Eve says:

    And he’s wearing Havaianas*!!!!!!!!!

    *It’s a Brazilian brand. My favourite. The most comfortable flip-flops you’ll ever wear.

    • GoodCapon says:

      I used to love Havaianas. I bought four pairs (one of which was customized–I stood in line for hours and I was exhausted by the time it was over) until I finally got over the hype after a couple of years.

      It was introduced to our side of the planet back in 2006 and I could still remember the craze… I remember the looong queues outside their stores and people coming out with 2, 3 even 4 bags.

      Now I just look at them as expensive, overrated footwear. I think they’re just as comfy as your regular flip-flops. I realize I only bought them because of the brand name. I still like wearing them though, I’ve worn out two of them already 😉

      • Eve says:

        Ahhh, the hype (abroad). That’s what made them expensive here…I used to buy Havaianas for 3 bucks (tops) when I was a kid.

        Now they come in so many different colours and models (and prices), I have to think twice before buying a new pair. But I still love them 😀 (they’re great for showers — the rippled soles prevent you from slipping, and for the beach).

      • GoodCapon says:

        3 bucks??! WOW. The starting price for the tops here was 16 bucks. The customized ones and Havaianas high go for around 35.

        I agree, they still make really good designs. Sometimes I drop by the store just to look at the displayed items. 😀

      • Eve says:

        Yup. They were really cheap in the 80s — and were deemed something like “poor people’s footwear”.

        Then they became trendy — tourists went crazy over them, thus making them more expensive for us.

        P.S.: here you can still find, in small shops, some (simpler) models for 3 dollars.

      • GoodCapon says:

        They’re considered ‘poor people’s footwear’ back in their hometown Brazil too right?

        It’s amusing because here they were regarded as status symbols 😉

      • Eve says:

        They’re considered ‘poor people’s footwear’ back in their hometown Brazil too right?

        They were…once. In the 80s and early 90s. Now they’re rather expensive, really poor people buy Havaianas knockoffs.

        I wouldn’t call them a “status symbol” now, but they’ve certainly become “special”. They even have showroom/ specialized stores now (in expensive malls).

    • Chicagogurl17 says:

      I have always been a fan of tevas but I have high arches and need the support.

  6. Dref22 says:

    I don’t get what the fass is about. Get it? 😀 Geez, I’m so effing smart.

  7. dooliloo says:

    Suits him very well! Hope he bumps into Karl on the street and kicks his ridiculous dog over a fence and then let’s see if Karl thinks that flip flops aren’t efficient again!

  8. Mary says:

    From the waist up, he looks yummy. From the waist down, not so much. I’m not a fan of men ever wearing flip flops, except for maybe at the beach, and even then, it’s a stretch. Doesn’t he have a gf to dress him?

    • dooliloo says:

      why would the gf dress him?
      ah well… to me it’s good to know he’s one of those celebs who don’t care much about style and all when he’s having a day off.. and he’s still attractive. 🙂

      • V4Real says:

        Half the men in NY dress like this during the summer. I also like the laid back casual, I’m just running out to the store look. I like it when celebrities don’t have to be on all the time.

        My former boyfriend worked on Wall Street and when he came home he couldn’t wait to take off the monkey suit and kick back in a pair of sweats or shorts. But no flip flops though; sorry I can’t give an excuse for those.

  9. Bubbling says:

    I see some body has been splurging on Lindsy’s self tanner…

  10. TK says:

    I want to lick his nipples. Its my nice way of saying hello!

  11. ramona says:

    I love guys in baggy cargo shorts. And I have an ankle fetish. So I’m pretty pleased with these photos.

  12. GoodCapon says:

    Nice-looking watch.

  13. Mimi says:

    I think the tan was for the film he is doing.

    • Kate says:

      Yep, it is. In photos from filming, it was obvious that his face, neck, and hands were covered in orange-ish make-up. He probably just forgot that his feet had been done too.

  14. Zvonk says:

    I have those same shorts. I think they look better on me. Just sayin’

    Wouldn’t kick him out of bed though. If only he swung my way… (sigh)

  15. Chatcat says:

    Hot. Hot. Hot. Man can pull off a suit or extreme casual. The only thing missing is me on his arm! Damn.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      This was the palate-cleansing I needed after last week’s “demon photos” of The Fass.

      That shirt looks amazing on him..he has sexy-ass legs and I love him.

      That is all.

      • Chatcat says:

        I know, honestly these pics made my morning so much better, a bit frustrating (you know what I mean) but better because of a Fassy fix. 🙂

  16. Memory30 says:

    “I’d climb that like a tree” lmao dang he’s so sexy. 😛

  17. lori says:

    I find his body to be oddly portioned? Like his legs are too short for his body or something. Perhaps its just his “kickstand” throwing things off for me?

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Yes. It’s definitely his third leg that’s throwing you off 😉

      • shabbo says:

        I think his proportions are really weird too, his legs are really really short. Sometimes I think theres something off about the proportions of his torso too, like his waist is abnormally tiny and its a bit weird combined with his droopy sloping shoulders, I cant explain it.

        Half the time he’s hot, half the time he looks so sleazy and disgustng.

  18. Honey Poo Poo formally known as beyonce's bump says:

    He is Hot. Camo’s are in. In fact his who whole cash style is in. I do not see the problem here.

  19. Stacie says:

    Fassy is always in Perfect form for me . Hell I where flip flops year round . He looks happy and beautiful ! 🙂 Love him . Thanks for posting .

  20. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    He has a pretty great body over all. Often a man has a great upper body but has awful legs, Fassy doesn’t have that problem ;). My crush continues 🙂

  21. Gigi says:

    ugh *shakes tiny fist at the heavens* why is my trip to spain in november??! WHHHYYYY

  22. A Fan says:

    I like it – but in my books, men aren’t supposed to care about clothes, hair, and fashion.

  23. TeacherNan says:

    He’s straight- why would he care??? BTW the more gals who don’t find him attractive just leave the odds more in our favor for those that do- should he ever glance our way (probably not mine, as I’m over 50, light haired & green-eyed. Not even in the running, but a gal can dream…))

  24. savedbykittylitter says:

    Mmm styling it’s ok, but he is not aging well :/

  25. Ginger says:

    Still so HOT and yes I would hit it even if he can’t dress himself!

  26. bigt says:

    What physique??? He is so skinny and scrawny. Not hot… much prefer my men with some beef. He looks like if a strong wind came it would knock him on his bony ass.

  27. Amanda_M87 says:

    Still hot though why is he wearing shorts and flip flops in October?

  28. dcypher1 says:

    The fassy makes me feel sassy meow.