Teri Hatcher says that the planets control her cramps

I may get some heat for saying this, and as a person who regularly believes and follows celebrity gossip, I’m not one to criticize someone else’s belief system, but isn’t it kind of dumb to say that your period cramps were relieved due to how the planets were aligned?

Teri Hatcher has stopped suffering from period cramps – because the planets are aligned in her favor.

The ‘Desperate Housewives’ actress is a keen believer in astrology and thinks her stars are the reason for the mysterious disappearance of her menstrual pains and current cheerful demeanour.

She told Britain’s New magazine: “I think I’m very lucky. I don’t think the planets have ever been so aligned for me in my life.

“They’re so aligned that I’ve been having periods and not even having cramps.”

On second thought, the source is a British rag that I’ve barely heard of, so chances are this was a fabricated quote. Damn, I was hoping to rip on Hatcher for crediting the planets with relieving her period cramps – even though I visit AstrologyZone to check my horoscope when I remember it – not every month or anything. (They did say I would have good luck in business right around the time we had that Britney crotch-baring boon, so there’s got to be something to it.)

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  1. Bitch Please says:

    Remember when Teri Hatcher was pretty?

  2. bmom says:

    how much botox has this woman had?

  3. Mags says:

    Her cramps are probably stopping because she’s hitting menopause.

  4. Kristin says:

    Mags, I was just thinking the same thing!

  5. Gigohead says:

    Yep. I thought the same exact thing. SHe’s in perimenopause which is in the 40′s. She should do a “Menocheck” urine test from the drug store. My friend did one recently when she skipped a few periods. Swear to God on this. You pee onto a stick to see if you are in menopause! I found it hilarious but it helped my friend who is nearing her 50′s. She didn’t find it so funny when the test proved positive. But at least she knew! Teri is in denial.

  6. Pecarrie says:

    I’m not saying that she or any other woman should be ashamed r hide her feminine issues, per say, but why does she have a penchant for discussign the publicly for millions of poeple to know?
    Its not like a lot of guys go on discussing their ‘men’s issues’ in national magazines or anything…
    Honesty is always helpful to other women, its a relief to know that other women go through the same things. But I dont know, it just seems strange to do it in front of the world like that ;)

  7. luigi says:

    I thought it was the moon affecting the crimson tide or something, not the planets

  8. Solitaire says:

    she looks like a fish?

  9. Clarimonde says:

    my god she is just hideous!

  10. Bex says:

    Luigi- I was thinking the same thing.. and I think the physical reasons have to do with the pull of gravity and such? Maybe that’s why she’s so fortunate.

  11. alarmjaguar says:

    Actually, I asked my OBGYN about the whole moon/gravity thing and he said it was a myth.