Kim Kardashian in a too-tight LBD in Miami: unflattering or sexy?

Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian in Miami. Allegedly, she was coming out of a “glam sess” photo shoot or something. In my mind, Kim just walks around like this for no reason, though. A face full of makeup, a too-tight LBD in the middle of the day… just because. Anyway, the dress is awful on Kim. It’s much too tight, and it’s not meant to fit her bust that way. Her kat-face looks ridic too. Anyway, I have to stop saying that Kim and Kanye West are on the rocks. He came to Miami to visit her several days ago, and there were reports earlier this week that Kanye and Kim were “house-hunting” in Miami. Sure. Why not? And then today this happened – Kanye’s new song “White Dress” was leaked. It seems to be about Kanye wanting to marry Kim. OH GOD. (I’m leaving the YouTube audio up, even though it will probably be taken down at some point.)

She might have been househunting with boyfriend Kanye West earlier in the week, but Kanye’s back at work today.

He’ll probably be a bit upset that his new track, White Dress, has leaked online. The track, produced by Kanye and RZA from Wu-Tang Clan, is basically about Kim. We think. We’re like rap detectives.

Kanye raps: “You the type of girl who deserve a new last name”/ “Your high heels clicking, your lip gloss glisten, your hips start switching … “/ “Even when we kissing baby girl feel different, Friends still diss me like no he didn’t”/ “I used to do things to make you laugh, like order a girl a drink in a masculine glass”.

That’s right people, Kanye’s idea of a joke is getting you a Prosecco in a pint glass.

But most exciting of all, he says: “I seen you in the club in a tight dress, but I picture you in church with a white dress.” Kim’s been very open about how she wants to get married again, so maybe this is the hip-hop version of a proposal?

[From The Mirror]

So, Kanye might still want to marry that ass. But will he still want to marry it a year from now, or whenever her dumb divorce from Kris Humphries comes through? We’ll see.

Oh, and Kim was tweeting photos of Mercy West-Kardashian yesterday too. I have the ability to read a cat’s inner-most thoughts… and little Mercy is saying, “This bitch. STOP TRYING TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON ME.”

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Kim’s Twitter.

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  1. Meg13 says:

    Gross. When you can see the dents (trenches?) your underwear is creating in your fat, it’s time to get bigger panties and a bigger dress.

    • emmieapricot says:

      Yes! Her Spanx can no longer keep up with her load.

      • BB says:

        Kim looks no different than any other chick wearing a tight dress. She has always wore tight dresses.

      • Kloi & Kortni says:

        Little Monsters would say – IT WAS PHOTOSHOPED. LEAVE MY KIM ALONE. BODY REVOLUTIONNNNNN!!!!!!!!

      • TrollyDolly says:

        I don’t think she can be wearing spanx or heavy duty control knickers – you can see her rather large belly button – and spanx prevent that as they create an illusion of smooth…So my question is, how does she have such a flat stomach and such wide hips? Is a figure like that unusual? is this her fame? (Don’t live in the U.S, never watched her show)

      • MW says:

        TrolleyDolley – I went to high school P.E. with a girl like that. Her stomach was flat as a pancake, but she had these saddlebags — like a little ledge at the top/outside of her thighs. You could have set a small cup down on them. I was mesmerized, yet horrified by the sight. I do not understand what is going on with Kim’s belly button either. Is she blind? She needs to tape a quarter (half dollar in her case?) over it, like some pregnant women do with an “outie”. JMHO.

    • cmc says:

      And when you can see fat rolls pooching out over your spanx, too! I actually think Kim has a beautiful body- she’s just doing everything wrong for her body type and making herself look wide and fatty, when she could look like a gorgeous hourglass.

    • thyphoid mary says:

      Heheheheh…choke….cough…hehehehe…you! A kardashian pinata, yo Keney ya dig taking a turn and hit her with the stick? Yo yo ding dong, man! Let’s see what comes out of it…hehehehe

      • this lady says:

        Hahaha you guys are ridiculous! Im no kardashian fan,but if Kim doesn’t look like a classy well styled celebrity in a well thought out put together kind of way, im not bothered because that’s not what she is. I can’t believe how many people want to say she’s fat I bet 90% of you weigh more than her.

    • says:

      She clearly is in need of some Spanx- though more urgently, a bigger size dress. Even her underwear needs to up a size to stop it from digging into the fat on her hips.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      First thing I saw! DEF gross!!

    • Sweet Dee says:

      My first thought exactly. VPL. CORRECT THE VPL.

    • Leslie says:

      Nothing new in this picture. The Kardashians always wear clothes that are too tight and that are vulgar, wrong for their body types. They don’t care what we all have to say .. all they care about is that we keep commenting, watching and twittering and buying their stuff. Ching, ching. I find them amusing, ridiculous, shallow and with the exception of Khloe, uninteresting but when I need a break from my hectic day, they make me laugh so they serve a purpose.

    • Colleen says:

      Terrible style since she hooked up with Kanye!

  2. Chelley says:

    Definitely unflattering. Is it just me or is she looking more wide nowadays?

  3. palermo says:

    I hate when something is so tight you can see the big belly button hole

  4. jojo says:

    the dress is so tight, she must have to take baby steps to walk anywhere…

  5. Egg dart says:

    I like her hair color but the dress is not the right size nor the right cut for her hourglass shape… And the caked on foundation is the wrong color.

  6. lori says:

    I don’t need to see her belly button crator either.

  7. Esti says:

    I hate the whole Kardashian clan, but I think she’s really pretty. Which is why it’s extra infuriating to me when she wears crap like this — you’re really hot! Wear clothes that fit you!

  8. heatheradair says:

    She’s been spotted in MUCH, much worse.

    I try not to bash on the ol’ Kim Body too much — my Mr Wonderful sites Kim K and Mariah Carey as his favorite celeb bodies, so — she’s not that different from the Kelly Brook super-curve aesthetic… least that’s what I tell myself on days when I feel like my hips look like hers do in that dress…….

  9. ladybert62 says:

    That outfit is GROSS !!!!

  10. Bluedog says:

    When we can see her pudenda, her dress is too tight.

    And, BTW, it’s in the 90s here in Miami, so that dress is just ridiculous.

    • Sara Belum says:

      When she’s willingly displayed her naked pudenda for the world to see, why is anyone discussing her lack of class for displaying its outline in a too tight dress?

  11. RobN says:

    Just the latest in America’s long line of cheap whore celebrities. Somewhere Jayne Mansfield is saying “you go girl”, but I don’t think that’s a compliment.

  12. Jennika says:

    thank you for posting this Kaiser! These pictures made me laugh so hard! I wonder if she realized her spanks were doing that! hahahaha

  13. Diane* says:

    Poor Kitty

  14. CamColty says:

    She looks Like a turnip shoved into a too tight dress

  15. TG says:

    Why is the left side of her smooth and the ride side is extemely lumpy and chunky and weird? How can you be fat on only one side of your body?

  16. SleepyJane says:

    Those hips look so unnatural.

  17. Eleonor says:

    the dress is cute, totally wrong on her.

  18. Dani says:

    I really really like that dress, but not on her. Maybe on someone like Vanessa Olivia Wilde or just anyone taller and not as wide – not doing her any favors.

  19. Hakura says:

    It seems to me that Kim equates the sexiness of an outfit with how much of one’s body you can see at any given time while wearing it. Way too small/tight, wrong cut. Needs to see that covered & not skintight is much more sexy.

  20. Skins says:

    She looks like a clown

  21. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Poor kitten’s clearly trying to escape Kim’s death grip.

  22. Happy21 says:

    10 pound sausage in a 5 pound bag…

    That being said, I am not saying she is fat, I am saying her dress is too small. I love her body, hate her but love her bod.

  23. bluhare says:

    If it’s true she’s gained weight since she started hanging with KW, and it sure looks like it to mee, she needs to quit pretending she’s still a “size 4″

    That dress would look so much better, and hang like it’s supposed to, if she sized one or two sizes up.

  24. Elceibeno says:

    What’s LBD mean?

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Little Black Dress.

    • hoya_chick says:

      It means “Little Black Dress”….meant to be worn during cocktail hour(s) after the sun is down, not midday in Miami, in 90 degree weather by a fame whore who is bursting out of it! Go up a size kat face, you look ridiculous we can see your spanx!

  25. StaceyP says:

    As my husband says, she looks like 10 lbs of sh*t shoved in a 5 lb bag.

  26. Diane* says:

    Little Black Dress

  27. KellyinSeattle says:

    and she probably paid a fortune for the dress; money can’t buy style.

  28. Jessica says:

    gross me out!! look at that guy’s hand in that pic!! WOAH! what in the world is going on there????

  29. Lindsey says:

    How exactly does one get muffin top in a dress????

  30. the original bellaluna says:

    Ill-fitting and horribly unflattering. So, the norm for her.

    You forgot the “Don’t you know it’s been?!?” after the “Stop trying to put your mouth on me!” ;)

    • the original bellaluna says:

      “where it’s been” – geez, see what happens when I’m not fully awake yet?

  31. Sumodo1 says:

    I weigh 175 and if I allowed myself to wear such a sh-tbag of a dress, that is what you would see. WITH LESS JUNK IN THE TRUNK!

  32. Ellie66 says:

    How does she breathe ? I want a pic of the kitty scratching the shit out of her! Poor little kitty. :(

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Hopefully she didn’t de-claw that poor little thing. (I also want to see those pix. And the ones of the bite marks from little kitteh teething.)

  33. Belle Epoch says:

    That dress is CRYING. It’s in pain!

  34. annabelle says:

    Geez o’ Pete!!!

    I would love to have her body and here she is making it look ridiculously bad and unflattering.

    What a shame. All that money and not a drop of class to be had.

  35. Brat says:

    It’s the Xtina effect. You get bigger but your clothes don’t.
    So sad, too bad, you’re wide.

  36. shewolf says:

    What?! Really?! I thought she looked amazing… like a-ma-z-ing! Her face is wonk though she needs to stop whatever she is doing to it.

  37. Reece says:

    Spanx. Spanx. Spanx. And Spanx.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      I think she needs spanx to go underneath her spanx. Aren’t spanx supposed to have a “smoothing effect”?

  38. dorothy says:

    She has the worst style of anyone on TV.

  39. NeNe says:

    That is sooooo unflattering. She looks absolutely horrible in this dress. Does she not own a mirror?

  40. carol says:

    unfortunate. not a good body type.

  41. sarah says:

    You people are ridiculous & vindictive. She is not even remotely fat. She is not entirely void of fat, and she is wearing a tight dress. After reading a comment mentioning ‘fat rolls’, I thought maybe I missed something and looked at the pictures again- I don’t see it. I mean, unless you have a super skinny supermodel perfect body (WHICH MOST OF YOU DONT), a tight dress is going to show slight imperfections (keywork:slight. I WISH all of you could have someone say this kinda a crap when you are going about your day- as in pick apart your appearance.

    She has a great body, nice waist (I bet you most of you don’t), great legs, nice boobs. It looks like she gained a little weight recently, but she still looks good to me. So what if her ass is a little big for a petite person, its genetics. So what if the dress shows SLIGHT imperfections. Your nasty comments are grossly over exaggerating her faults.

    • soapfish says:

      She is not fat. True. But wearing clothes several sizes too small actually makes her look larger than she actually is. She also consistently chooses cuts and styles that are the last thing someone with her body type would wear, which only exacerbates the problem. I have a similar body type, and I always shake my head at her outfits – because of the cut. I know I’d look horrific in it, and she really isn’t doing herself any favors. I don’t understand why — she actually DOES have a very attractive body!

    • Sweet Dee says:

      LOL. You got WAY too worked up just there, sarah.

      People have actually been careful not to call her fat. They are referring to her being in denial of her recent weight gain, which is absurd of course for someone who is photographed EVERY DAY.

      I have to ask, no matter what your body type, do you check yourself to make sure your clothes fit before you leave the house? Probably. Shouldn’t someone who owns clothing stores do the same? The consensus seems to be yes.

      PS, she PAID for a big ass. She bought that thing, so she obviously knows it’s big for a petite person. Chill the hell out dude.

  42. someone says:

    Can’t she wear something that hides her hips?

  43. Phil E Stein says:

    I’m confused. Someone said she paid to have her body look like that and not so long ago somebody said she had ass implants. What procedures has she undergone?

  44. ShugAveryPee says:

    Anytime you wear clothes that are too small for you … then you will appear bigger than you actually are … The dress is ok… but her boobs look to be sagging and you can see side fat on the dress… I do not believe she has an hour glass figure anymore… Hourglass… the stomach is tight and there are no love handles…
    And no i am not fat … no where near and no I am not jealous cause I have a good amount of money… jst pointing out the obvious

  45. Ellie66 says:

    It’s like 2 pigs fighting under a blanket!

  46. Chria says:

    Yay the Kitty is alive! I was beginning to think she only had her for the famewhore accessory of the day considering she was carrying the poor thing around like a purse. And she reallllly needs to understand she’s NOT a size 4 and needs to up a size. I’m curvy just like Kim and I’ll be damned if I walk around looking like that!

  47. Anon says:

    Hourglass figure? More like a weekglass.

  48. Sara Belum says:

    Dress, tight or not, designer or not, expensive or not … it’s all lipstick on a pig.

  49. Melanie says:

    Poor Kim Lard-ass-ian……

  50. dcypher1 says:

    I would really like to see kim in something casual for once in her life. Stop dressing up kim. U can dress casual and look nice too.

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  52. Em says:

    I like the song, want to hear more. The dress is too tight, but her body is amazing.

  53. minarous says:

    sick of seeing her body – SICK OF IT…it’s so awkward looking and who cares about her? She does NOTHING……….

  54. Palefire says:

    What are spanx how does one wear them do they work I am intrigued. I had some scary lady freaking out in the mall acting like she was stuck in the escalator ( her shoe or pants)and I ran over to help her. When she lifted up her head she was just crazy with a hole in her throat just screaming being weird. I tried to get away from her when i realized she didn’t need help and was just crazy and she started screaming in my face where are the spanxs where are the spanx !!! True story. It traumatized me so much I never bothered to learn about them. ….. Lol.

  55. alisha says:

    HELLO…she is FAT!!! As a personal trainer I estimate her body fat to be above 30% which is UNHEALTHY!!! Yes all body types are beautiful but you still need to be healthy. Only overweight/obese people talk about accepting your curves because that is much easier than eating healthy and working out Between the breast implants, ass injections, fillers, lipo…she has ruined her body. If you watch her shows she is always sitting down – eating, getting her makeup done (that must take 5-6 hours a few times a day ;) she rarely exercises and it all shows. She is pretty but that huge ass really scares me!!!

  56. the original bellaluna says:

    Is she wearing that same gold belt she wore with that white bathing suit, but under the dress?

    Because it looks like that outfit is cutting her the same way.

  57. Lee says:

    Dress is sooooo wrong on soooooo many levels.

  58. baja says:

    this is the last time I will tell you: EVERYTHING THIS WOMAN WEARS OR DOES IS SEXY.

  59. effy says:

    She almost looks like Eva Longaria in the face.

  60. Steph says:

    Kill it! Kill it with fire before it lays eggs!!

  61. Jade says:

    why does the dress look dirty? Is it just me? It looks like its got dust?? or a powder on it? is that the pattern?

  62. jamie says:

    Why do tabloids never call her fat! I do not think shes fat by the way ,but skinny actresses are called fat in tabloids all the time! so just wondering why she is never picked on ?

  63. kristinlistin says:

    I am in NO way a size four…but I also don’t claim to be one…cough cough.