“Salma Hayek is all about the sateen, fishnets & beehive these days” links

Salma Hayek’s hair looks ridiculous. How big is that hairpiece? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Justin Bieber’s laptop was stolen. So… be on the lookout for a Bieber sex tape, I think. Ugh. Gross. [Bitten & Bound]
Zachary Quinto is dating this ass. [OMG Blog]
You can get kicked out of bars for having a glorious mullet. [The Frisky]
Rest in peace, Sammi Kane. [CDAN]
Rihanna & Chris Brown planning to elope? [Dramarama]
Dance Moms has been renewed for a third season. [Reality Tea]
Dear Republican dudes: stop offering your thoughts about rape. Forever. [Jezebel]
Glenn Beck pulled a Charlie Sheen. [Wonderwall]
Cee Lo Green will be putting out a Muppet album! [Seriously OMG WTF]
Suri Cruise does not look happy with her school uniform. [INFDaily]
Shocking, a pro-life politician tried to convince his mistress to get an abortion. [Bossip]
Louie CK’s show isn’t coming back until 2014. [PopBytes]
Kristen Stewart loves her booty shorts. [CityRag]
Pringles is introducing a new flavor which sounds disgusting. [Limelife]
Katie Holmes takes the subway! [Life & Style]
Mila Kunis is the leading contender for 50 Shades of Meh. [Hollywood Rag]

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  1. skuddles says:

    I must be turning into an old prude because Suri’s uniform skirt looks too short to me. Or maybe she just needs some tights?

    • marie says:

      ha ha, this made me laugh. I dunno if it’s too short or just the knobby knees but anyway I always think things like that when I see what girls wear today. I don’t understand why clothes cost so much more, when there is so much less of them.. Ok, I need to stop before ya’ll start thinking I’m a crazy cat lady.

      And I almost lost my lunch with the Beiber sex tape.. Gross!! Speaking of gross, did you guys hear about a “50 Shades” type book for the teens coming out. Something to do with a fan and 2 of the One Direction guys?

      • Erinn says:

        I heard of that, actually. It was supposedly written by a 16 year old girl… which I guess is a little better than it being written by a 40 something year old? I really not sure lol. I guess it depends on how sketchy it is

    • Amelia says:

      I’ve always thought Suri’s a particularly small girl. Looking back at photos of myself at that age my knees were never that knobbly. But I guess it could be genetic.
      I think her uniform is quite cute! Mine sucked. British independent schools are not known for their fashion forward uniforms …
      Ugh. One Direction need to go away.

  2. SD_R_SR says:

    There was already a Bieber peen picture posted on 4chan last night. I didn’t save it because ew, but it was definitely him (the little tattoo he has on his hip, plus it was his general body shape).

    • Skipper says:

      Was it big? I googled for the picture and came across some disturbing message boards created by 16 year old girls obsessed with bieber

  3. Blue says:

    The Bossip and Jezebel links both had me rolling my eyes and shaking my head, now I’m dizzy.

  4. Akmuffin says:

    Selma is sporting one of my weekly hairdos. So I have no hate, plus mine is usually bigger (and will be the most glorious at my wedding this month). No hair piece, just good ol fashioned back combing. That outfit on the other hand…

    • Amelia says:

      Congratulations on your wedding! I’ve never quite managed to back comb my hair without looking like a hedgehog..

      • Joy says:

        Ok this comment made me laugh so hard I know my coworkers think I’m nuts. I know what you mean though and it can be a hard thing to do. Being from the south it’s pretty much taught in pre-k so I don’t have the same problem but I can easily see where it could turn Sonic real quick.

      • Akmuffin says:

        Thank you! Nothing but anxiety on my end. A hedgehog?! That is the most amazing thing I have read today! I start from the front, take a small section and start backcombing from the middle to the root, then spray it, and fold it to where it falls in front of my face (giving the hairspray time to dry) and then repeat the process till I get to the back of my scalp. Then I tame it with bobby pins, and a final all over hair spray. It’s a trial an error process, but once you get it, you have it for life!!

  5. Relli says:

    Ugh I am way over Dance Moms, mostly because some of the racially charged incidents that happened in the last few episodes of season 2 that made me VERY uncomfortable. ALSO becuase they stopped showing much of the girls ACTUALLY dancing and from what i gleaned from the message boards a few of the competitions were staged and not real. Sort of takes the bloom off of it and if i wanted to watch a bunch of middle-aged women scream, have bad hair and wear mall shirts I would watch RHNJ.

  6. Natalie says:

    Warning: I feel like that OMG Blog link is NSFW. I had to close quickly when bare ass showed up.

  7. dooliloo says:

    She looks like she wanted to try some modern Marie-Antoinette hairstyle but it went wrong. And her outfit is not so great…. as per usual nowadays.

    Why Louie why? 2014? This better be not good but from beyond to infinity awesome!

    Bieber laptop being stolen, well I’d give it back to him, wouldn’t want to accidentally come across some content that would get my brain scarred for life…

    • V4Real says:

      I’m just glad it’s not another Salma post talking about her weight.

      I will throw up in my own mouth if I had to watch a Bieber sex tape.

  8. ladybert62 says:

    Welcome to the real world Suri – school uniform and regular school hours!

  9. mzthirtyeight says:

    I think Salma looks great(that outfit is sexy and I want it), and I’m someone who usually finds her actually quite UNattractive, unlike popular opinion it seems. But maybe that explains why I like this look and people who generally find her beautiful may not like it? I dont know!

  10. wonderwoman21 says:

    I love Salma’s hair & her fishnets + shoes! I like full hair

  11. Grace says:

    Salma is lovely but what is happening to her upper lip? She’s got the sexy grandma vibes going on.

  12. Flea says:

    Whoa. I thought that was Ricki Lake.

  13. Blue says:

    I think Salma looks great from top of her head to her feet *shrug*

  14. LolaB says:

    Salma is channeling Patsy Stone.

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  16. Me Too says:

    Maybe Suri isn’t tired of her uniform…maybe she’s tired of being followed by paparazzi every day, every where she goes?

  17. baja says:

    psssst: SHE IS JUST DESIGNED TO BE A 100 PERCENT WOMAN……….thanks anyway!!

  18. Nancypie says:

    Why is Salma Hayek being photographed so much lately? Is she promoting something?