Star Magazine has a lengthy article about Chris Brown and Rihanna this week. Some of it is just a summary of what we already know – that Chris and Rihanna were fooling around for a while as Chris was officially “with” Karrueche Tran, that Chris dumped Karrueche for Rihanna, and that Chris and Rihanna are officially back on now. The gist of the Star piece is that everyone is really worried for Rihanna – one friend says, “No one close to them would be a bit shocked if they suddenly eloped. But her friends worry that she’ll end up back in the hospital – or worse.” Apparently, Chris and Rihanna don’t even care if their relationship is “healthy” and “Rihanna has told her close friends point blank — I would marry Chris. She even says she would have never left him if the media scrutiny didn’t get so bad. They’re passionate, and when they’re drunk, they’ve both made many comments about getting married.”
But the “friends” that Star Mag spoke to say the biggest concern is that Chris is just going to fool around on Rihanna now that they’re back together – Chris is described as something of a compulsive cheater. I personally think Chris’s infidelities would be the least of anyone’s worries, but whatever. Further evidence that the world’s gone cray? The Enquirer says Chris has convinced Rihanna to get bolt-ons.
Rihanna wants to boost her bust – because, according to a source, Chris Brown said she’d be “totally hot” with bigger boob! Rihanns is not out shopping for a plastic surgeon who will pump her up “at least one bra size,” a friend of Rihanna’s tells the Enquirer.
“It’s horrifying seeing how much control Chris still has over her,” said the friend. “It’s like she’s hypnotized.”
Friends are concerned that Rihanna’s fization with Chris has now spiraled out of control. Although she has publicly joked in the past about having “no boobs,” she never seriously considered going under knife – until now.
“Rihanna’s always been insecure about her cleavage,” revealed the friend, “but Chris’s comment has spurred her on to really do something about it. Rihanna can’t help herself. What she really wants is something she can’t have – a committed relationship with Chris.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
I get yelled at a lot for criticizing celebrity women who get implants. Here’s the thing – if a woman is really doing it for herself, because she truly wants to have big boobs, then God bless. All I ask is that you don’t insult our intelligence by denying that you got bolt-ons. But in the case of, say, Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz… I just feel like they got their boobs done because of a douchey dude (the same dude: A-Rod). I’ve also been critical of Taylor Swift and Kristen Stewart’s boob jobs too, but for different reasons – their implants contradict the specific images they’ve created for themselves (Swifty = wholesome, K-Stew = hardcore chick who doesn’t conform to society’s beauty demands), and I see their new boobs as evidence of hypocrisy. For Rihanna… God knows. Yes, she would be getting them for the wrong reasons. But once again, I think implants are the least of her worries, you know?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
“Sounds like a great life choice!” ~said no one ever
I liked Riri at good girl gone bad, she was so kick ass beautiful! She still is, she has a naturally well proportioned body and a decent bra size. She is not flat at all…some women think they can change a man’s ways and some men try to change a woman’s body to their preference.
amen, sister. Reminds me of Leanne Rimes and her bubble-butt husband. Exact same thing, only it appears that the husband was more successful than Leanne
I thought the concensus on KStew and Swifty was that they were just wearing some really great bras?
I am of the opinion that Rhianna’s body is one of the only things she really has going for her, so it’s nice to see that Chris isn’t happy with it..
This is a bad situation that will not end well.
Eh, I think KStew may have been a great bra combined with normal boob bloat. Swifty however – I’m going to vote bolt ons.
If Rihanna does elope with him then I despair. There’s really not much more to be said. Girl needs an intervention, NOW.
I don’t think that Swift or Kstew got implants. There have been so many pictures of them since, and they are back to their “usual” size. Bras are pretty amazing now days.
Ugh. Just feel sorry for Ri Ri. She has some serious issues…Also, I don’t think KStew or Swifty had bolt ons because there have been photos after their supposed boob jobs were their boobs looked small and back to normal….and then back up again in different photos. It’s just a good bra and a blouse or shirt that emphasizes their boobs in my opinion. For example, there were some photos of Swifty at an awards show last week and she looked flat chested…and then there were photos of her at a music video shoot the next week where her boobs were bigger. I kind of have Swifty’s body type, and my boobs can look a cup smaller or bigger depending on what bra or outfit I wear.
for one, her boob size is fine and great for her body type. I think she should demand Chris get a lobotomy, cause he’d be a great guy..if he were someone else.
AMEN.
You have the best handle, ever.
@ Beatrice
Thanks – she’s a heroine of mine 🙂
Hi Marie – good one re chris – made me laugh out loud!!
+1 gaziljon
Wow, “totally hot” with fake boobs–of course.
Do so few celebrities have brains?
Money can’t buy them a brain, unfortunately….
I hate them both,, so stupid.. why can’t we have some intelligent people as celebrities.. people we can respect and look up too..
The angular lumps and squared-off edges are totally hot, didn’t you know?
I know he’s an asshat and he may very well have made a comment about her breasts, but I just don’t hear the phrase “totally hot” coming out of his mouth.
Rihanna should not only get bolt-ons.She should try brain enlargement too.And Botox straight to it to keep it inflated and in shape.
If a guy asks me to get new breasts my first request will be: Get a new dong first.
My first request would be “Please lose my contact information.”
That’s also a good one but there is a slim chance he’ll be more pleasing in general with a new dong.
This.
Yes, yes….great comment! Get a new dong, first……hahaha….love it!
Girl needs a brain more than boobs.
Word.
maybe the bolt ons will provide extra padding if he slugs her in the chest the next time he decides to take a swing at her.
She is a fool for staying. I cringe everytime I see anything written about her.
That’s exactly what I was going to say….Bolt ons or punching bags?
Girl…..he’s not worth it.
+1
We will be back on here discussing CB abusing her again.
or worse… *shudders*
Unfortunately, it’s only a matter of time.
I have no problem with them getting back together, it was just a matter of time. I like her figure just the way it is though. No implants!
Shes dumb whats she gonna do when he cheats on her with keropi and beats her ass again. And he will too.
so, so sad to witness a woman attracted to a man who treats her violently.
self hatred is awful to watch.
succinct. As always.
Yup pretty much sums it up.
So well put. This is incredibly sad.
Absolutely…great observation. It is just mind-boggling to me…this girl has EVERYTHING, could hook up w/ANY guy she wanted….yet….she wants Chris Brown…the guy WHO BEAT HER ASS…again, mind-boggling, really.
And yes, you’re right, @Jackie O w/your comment about the self-hate. I see evidence of this w/her “relationship” w/Chris Brown, but also in her getting tattoos upon MORE tattoos.
I know some may vociferously disagree w/me, but it’s too obvious to me. To me, some people who continute to get tattoo after tattoo, it seems to me a form of self-mutilation, much like a self-cutter, which, to me shows self-hate.
@Kimbob – Even as a tattoo enthusiast, I do understand your point, & I’m sure there are plenty of cases where you’re absolutely right.
Although there are also those who get (& come back for more) tattoos because of life experiences or making it a gradual process that has meaning to them. I strongly believe a tattoo should never be merely ‘decorative’. (If that’s the case, get henna.) So I say when the tatt has meaning, it’s not self mutilation.
i would be insecure too if i was best friends with katy freaking perry and her perfect boobs
Nothing to be insecure about there, dear. Katy Perry is not a pretty woman. Her boobs are about all she has, while Rihanna is actually a beautiful woman. All she needs implanted are self esteem, self pride and common sense.
+1
I would prefer if she got a 3rd boob implanted than for her to stay with Douchebag Brown.
Here’s how it will go: she keeps on getting more procedures out of insecurity because he keeps it up with other women, she turns herself into Little Kim, cheating escalates, she sees other women all over his cellphone again, and then, round two is in the papers the next morning. I give it about 2 months.
She looks amazing the way she is, she doesn’t need to get bolt-ons for that idiotic douche.
I totally agree with you Kaiser.
Kristen Stewart got a boob job??? Gosh I never knew!!! LOL
The only issue for me is you refer to them as bolt-on’s regardless of whether the woman got them for herself or for some douchy dude.
There’s just something about that term that feels like degrading these women by reducing them to a Frankenstein experiment.
Not to mention most times the bolt-on’s are…not. Kristin Stewart is as flat as ever.
I see your point (regarding how the implants are ‘referred to’, depending on for whom they’re acquired). I’m sure there are plenty of ladies out there who get them totally for themselves, & there’s nothing wrong with that.
Though I think ‘bolt-on’ is also meant to describe what ‘sort’ of implant someone has (& their quality/positioning).
This story seems fake.
Not that I don’t think Rihanna listens to Chris obsessively or would do whatever he wants, sure she would.
But Chris has a history of dating smaller chested women. If he was really hurting for a D-cup he could have been with one by now.
i still dont think Kstew got a boobjob. Im sure we will all know it when the premieres hit.
for rihanna: i hope she gets it before he screws her up even more.
mein gott im himmel.
not only she’s desperate to be back with him, she’s going to “mutilate” herself to keep him?
What I want to know is, who are these “friends” who keep talking to the tabloids? I seriously doubt the girl has real friends. Enablers, maybe. Sycophants, probably. But friends? Or maybe she had friends who have given up by now. I know I would probably have taken myself out of this situation at some point because clearly, she’s not hit rock bottom yet and before that happens, nobody will convince her to value herself. She clearly does not. It’s sad.
I remember when Chris Brown came out. He was the cutest, squeaky clean teenager with a beautiful smile. He was adorable and sweet. Everything changed THAT NIGHT. What the hell happened to him? I never would have thought he’d turn out to be the monster he is today.
Well he certainly couldn’t keep up his good boy image anymore after that…so he embraced the ‘bad boy’ image. And now…here we are.
Dozens of tattoos and the unshaven thug look.
BX – Monsters are the BEST at camouflage. They have to be – sociopaths blend into society really well out of necessity.
It’s not like they can show their true nature to their victims right off the bat.
So true
So true!!!
So true!!! Sociopath..
And he has a squeaky voice. Boy needs to bring his tone down.
Go for it Rhianna – you will not learn from the past – you will not listen to anyone about him – do whatever he wants – get bolt ons – let him slap you around – let him cheat on you. You have no self esteem now and he certainly wont give you any.
If you live to see thirty, maybe then you will re-evaluate this verbal, physical and emotional abuser that you seem to think is the man of your dreams – he will create a nightmare for you but that seems to be what you want – maybe then you will see him for what he is and you will start seeing a therapist.
Excellent advice. The more people tell her not to do something concerning CB, the more determine she is to do it. Best course of action is to say nothing & let her learn the very painful lesson to come. I hope she comes to her senses sooner rather than later.
Wow, seriously great comments here. Particularly loved the ‘implants or punching bags?’ And that she needs to ask HIM to get a lobotomy. This whole story is going to end up with her dead in a bathtub. I just know it. I can only hope and pray they never have any children.
Last Sunday night Karrueche slept over at Chris’ place after a night of partying together (she was papped doing the ‘walk’ outside his place). They also hung out together at a bday party the week before that.
If there is any couple in the world that should not have kids, they are it! If they want to screw each other up more, fantasitic but stop the vicious cycle with them is all I can say. 🙁
They both come from incredibly dysfunctional backgrounds. She watched her father abuse her mother AND drugs and he witnessed his mother be abused. Clearly their upbringing has caused them both to act out in horribly destructive ways. I think it’s a huge part of the reason they are attracted to each other.
Jaye. Exactly my point. Neither learned, so their children wouldn’t either. Or their grandkids, or great grankids and so on…….. Too sad they can not end it. 🙁
@sunny…you’re right. It’s sad that both of them lack the self-awareness to try to begin to break the cycle.
These two idiots are the WORST – let them have each other
Yup, let ’em co-destruct and go away.
Hate them both. His tattoos are repulsive and she’s in that satanic Illuminati crowd. We should be scared of both of them.
Does anyone see her song ‘Russian Roulette’ as foreshadowing as to what her life is/will end up like if she gets back with Chris? Creepy.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/russian-roulette-lyrics-rihanna.html
Good. Do it. Get the bolt-ons, do everything Chris tells you to do, Riri. Play this out as far as it will go. It will make a fascinating book one day. Idiot.
ok – dude is packin a pipe. lets be honest. Rhi is d***matized…not hypnotized 🙂
Thats why KT did the walk of shame the day after he publicly insulted her….the peen is a powerful thing to some chicks…
I hope she doesn’t do it. Ignoring the obvious (that he’ll still cheat and beat her) its nice to see a sex symbol that’s an A cup, instead of DD’s everywhere. She has a gorgeous body and her boobs suit her perfectly.
That’s not an A cup – more like a decent B.
I thought she had bolt ons a few years ago. Maybe I’m wrong. I don’t have a problem with them, but please don’t let her get them for Chris! Unless he agrees to get some work done himself. He’s not good looking enough to even make such demands.
I’m pretty sure there were reports that she got implants a few years back. Her chest was much smaller when she was first introduced as an artist.
It saddens me that her instability is often overshadowed by her seemingly warm, confident personality.
I was involved in an abusive relationship for 6 years. In hindsight, we were both unstable, troubled people before the relationship, and subconsciously hoped we could save each other. We were toxic together, and my defense was always, “you don’t see when things are good, you only see the bad”. It was truly an obsession; we didn’t care who judged us, we loved deeply and fought hard. And then one day, I just woke up. Telling RiRi her relationship is unhealthy and dangerous is like telling an addict, who doesn’t think he/she has a problem, to stop using or go to rehab. Until she realizes how dangerous they both are together, no one (her mom, fans, etc.) is going to break through to her.
I’m convinced she likes the fact that it’s dangerous and gets off on everyone being in a tizzy over it. She’s like a bratty teenager and needs to grow up before it’s too late. Yet another reason I will never be jealous of fame and wealth.
I guess that spineless douche will just look at them like they are extra punching bags the next time he beats the crap out of her.
I envy Rihanna’s skintone.
I agree micki eman and others – she is a talentless uneducated idiot and he’s about as bad – thing is if they were truly cool and hip and had talent i wouldn’t mind that they’ve made millions – but they are talentless classless millionaires, and that’s what grates.
Oh, Rihanna. *shaking head sadly* She’s never really appealed to me, but this…this is…it makes me sad for her.
As a DV survivor/escapee (my first “real,” serious relationship), I can sort-of wrap my head around what she’s doing and why, but it doesn’t make me any less sad for her.
This is Star and the Enquirer , i think it’s fake and also fistopher seems to like slim small boob women
She already has the biggest boob there is—Chris Brown.
These two idiots deserve each other.
She’s trashy, but somehow the outfits she wears still manage to look “avant garde” because of her type of body (it varies on opinion, I suppose) I think big boobs will boost her into p0rn status. Those outfits would not work on someone busty. I’m just saying.
+1
While she’s out shopping for new breasts, she’d do well to stop by the nearest sporting goods store and pick up a punching bag. Unless, of course, she likes getting beaten up.
So I guess I was the only one who first read that as Rihanna was planning on buying CB some implants?
I did as well!
If she does get breast implants then I don’t really understand why…her breasts are beautiful and fine as they are. She is a gorgeous woman…I just don’t get it.
Whatever.. she’s gorgeous lol (╹◡╹)
Rihanna is in crisis. Rihanna’s mother deserves probably 12 kinds of negative karma by not intervening on her daughter’s behalf.
She lives off Rihanna’s money so she might as well stop being jealous(or hopeful)about her kid’s horrible relationships.
Rihanna’s mom knows that her pervert ex-husband is negatively obsessed with his own daughter so she knows for a fact that Rihanna needs constant psychiatric help, nevermind Chris’ sorry self. The drugs are probably going to get Chris anyway.
They should get married. That way they only ruin two lives instead of four.
Provided they don’t introduce children into their toxic mix.
Its official: Rhianna is a f*cking MORON! Period. She deserves what she gets at this point.
Please don’t. Unless you’ve been in an abusive situation, you cannot possibly understand the dynamics at play.
Agreed, Bella. It’s an oversimplification of the situation to say that she’s just a moron or d*ckmatized. She and Brown both seem to be intensely damaged people.
What is attractive about him again?
I’m not a Rihanna fan, mostly because she seems out of control too much of the time, but on her body, that’s the one thing I admired about her, is that she did not go for the implants. Sorry to hear that may be changing. I agree with what was said, that Chris is a womanizer and he will likely cheat on her down the line. That’s when this will all turn sour once again, but you have to let them do what they want to do and learn by their mistakes.
I’m not a ‘pop’ person at all, but I’ve always dug Rihanna. I would rather listen to her on the radio than Britney etc. any day of the week. But the whole Chris Brown thing just makes me sad.
I look at that guy and I just see a mouth-breathing, slack-jawed loser.
She is a gorgeous pop star at the top of her game… he is a total joke.
I really don’t understand why smart, successful, rich, talented women keep choosing total douchebags. It’s like they are trying to apologise to the world for being successful by going for guys who are going to humiliate them and put them in their ‘place’.
It’s not just famous women who do this either…
The beatdown was the best thing that happened to both of their careers. All of this is for attention, and we are giving it to them. They’re not the idiots, they’re millionaires with no discernable talent. We’re the idiots.
He hit her once, he’ll do it again. She must have really low self esteem and she’s asking for trouble.
dumb bitch
I hope both of them are saving their money for retirement.
She should take Karate and then kick his ass this time around. But, it will take her a few years to obtain the skills necessary to kick his ass because he has a lot of tattoos and, as everybody knows, the more tattoos a man has, the tougher he is.
Sex with him must be *phenomenal* for Rihanna… beyond compare. Seriously. It’s the only reason I can imagine for her willingness to put up with all his BS.
Oh well, she knows the risks of being involved.