Tom Hiddleston, baby-faced at the BIF Awards: would you hit it or not so much?

Here are some photos from last night’s British Independent Film Awards in London. I don’t want to oversell this or anything because there was a distinct lack of hot gingers (Damian Lewis, Michael Fassbender), but this was probably the best Dong Event we’ve seen in a while. At least since The Avengers promotional tour, I think. Let’s just get to it, shall we? Tom Hiddleston was there! And don’t say “he’s a ginger!” He’s not really. His natural hair is very Gene Wilder-esque. Can I just say? I like Tom and I think he’s cute, but the boy needs facial hair. He just looks so innocent and baby-faced when he’s clean-shaven. He needs a goatee for me to think dirty thoughts. Right now, I can’t think anything dirty about a guy who looks 12 years old.

Idris Elba is here to make it all better. He looks good… but I think I’d like to see him clean-shaven (I know, I’m a fickle bitch).

Jude Law… I mean, I would hit it and his face looks good, but the outfit is killing me. Who does he think he is, Jawaharlal Nehru? Those pants make his butt look big too. Has Jude always been so assy? Or are his pants too tight?

Tom Felton, for those of you who find him hot.

I can’t help it, I LOVE Rufus Sewell. He’s gorgeous and suave.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and

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  1. Figleaf says:

    Oh gods, I love some Rufus Sewell. This made my Monday. More please!

  2. LadyMTL says:

    I’ve never been a Hiddles-girl so nope, I wouldn’t hit it regardless of how much or how little facial hair he has. Idris Elba though…yummmmm. Talk about a smile that can light up a room!

  3. V4Real says:

    There C/B go with that silly question again. Hell yeah I would hit it. You are starting my Monday off right with a little bit of Hiddeston, Elba and a tad bit of Sewell, where in the hell has he been. I’m all over the Brits this morning.

  4. aims says:

    Yes to all of them, but im a ho ho when it comes to british men.

  5. Kiki says:

    Tom seems like such a dork, but I have heard he is a nice guy and friendly to his fans (even the wacky ones). But I have never found him attractive.

  6. GoodCapon says:

    Tom’s makeup is horrible. His forehead is too orange and the makeup around his eyes are too white!

    I’d still hit him though. Over and over again. Preferably with Rufus Sewell too. A Hiddleton-Sewell sandwich, anyone?

  7. $@ says:

    Love Sewell and Hiddleston.
    Idgaf about Elba and Law.
    Felton has too big forehead.

  8. Miss Kiki says:

    OH MY F*CKING GOSH! Are you being serious with this post??

    -Hiddles in a waistcoat, all over that sh*t.
    -Idris Elba, the man just oozes sex out of every pore.
    -Jude Law’s pants are ridiculous but I would still nail it to the wall.
    -I love the fact that Rufus has this whole hot serial killer look going on like I never know if he’d bang me then kill me, kill me then bang me or both at the same time.
    -Tom Felton, ahhhh I would bang the sh*t out of him too.


  9. Ranunculus says:

    Jude Law has a stupid sense of style, those tight pants look awful and he has a douchy grin. Never gotten his appeal, plus he is overrated as an actor. Hiddles has talent en mass, hope we get to see lots more of him in interesting movies. Iris has a cute smile, he actually looks the best of all of them.

  10. Melissa says:

    Woah…time has not been kind to Tom Felton at all.

  11. Lola says:

    God I miss hot guy Friday. Can we maybe do it 1x a month?

  12. Christina says:

    I am on the fence about Hiddleston. Though I agree about his look here, too young looking. I love Idris, he is sex on a stick. As for Jude Law the answer is always yes. I think Jude looks happy and cute in his silly outfit. His pants kinda need to go, but I am sure he could find someone to help him with that. **raises hand**

  13. Madpoe says:

    Thanks for starting my Monday morning off with a good (lusty)kick!

  14. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Ew. Even my sexy Idris looks like crap here. Hiddleston….no. I was just starting to maybe somewhat sorta see what the attraction is but now I’m back to wondering why chicks like him.

    Jude looks awful in that outfit. Tragic.

    Ugh there is a disappointing lack of hotness in this post..

  15. Jo says:

    Jude has a fashion style crisis… or at least his stylist has. He’s way off since the London premiere of Anna Karenina.. even in Toronto. Come on, you can do better…

    Hiddlestone’s still to orangey… knock it off with the bronzer or with the foundation. Geez.

    And Rufus always… so underrated.

  16. stellalovejoydiver says:

    I like my guys babyfaced, not a huge beardfan, esp goatee, ugh.
    So Hiddles a yes even though we have to talk about that foundation, Idris Elba always yes regardless of the facial hair.
    Jude Law, mmh I love me a guy with a big bum, but his outfit looks rather feminine.
    Tom Felton looks like Aaron Paul´s less attractive younger brother, so yeah.

  17. andy says:

    Rufus is Joaquin Phoenix’s more stylish and less crazy twin.

  18. Jen says:

    I Love JUDE LAW ! He is a Sexy Beast.
    If he need a stylist he can call me.

  19. Maria_Spain says:

    ” He just looks so innocent and baby-faced when he’s clean-shaven. He needs a goatee for me to think dirty thoughts. Right now, I can’t think anything dirty about a guy who looks 12 years old.”
    Sad but true :’(
    but i want some anyway XD…we just.. light off ;)

  20. Reece says:

    I’m just bitchy today so NO on all of them.
    Although I would steal Jude’s jacket bolt!

  21. midnightmoon says:

    So Miss Kiki, what you are saying is: NO STANDARDS AT ALL. You GO grrl!!! LOLOLOLOL. best post of the day.

    Hiddles actually looks halfway decent to me today. Maybe in a couple years I will warm up to him. I am really trying to love Idris. I miss how i felt about Denzel. Idris is truly a magnificent man, but I can’t feel the heat. Best candid photo of Rufus I have ever seen. His eye color is astounding.

  22. Ms Kay says:

    Eh. I was there. We arrived half an hour late. And apparently there was a security breach earlier. The ceremony was meh formal, except when Jude Law stepped in and walked through the room to get his award, his ass knocked a woman shoulder on the way. He is effing gorgeous and well I think he’s got a girlfriend he was pretty close with a brunette, an actress can’t remember her name. Also one my fave films of the year, Broken, got the best film award I clapped so hard that I got noticed and made them laugh (I think it’s on camera hehe) Later after the ceremony, I bumped into Tom Felton whilst going to the ladies and I’m taller than him. Funny part of the night was laughing with Noomi Rapace over nice canapés that were gone within 30min as the rest was barf worthy. Everyone was fighting for these!

    Ah… Best part… Imagine you are in a room back to back with someone turn around, bump chests by accident and I apologize and the person looking right in your eyes.. Bloody Tom Hiddleston! The f**k??? And just like that he said “oh sorry!” smiled and walked away. And just like that by the time I processed it in my mind, some drunk b!tch spilled her champagne all over the place and it was a bit of crowd move. Then well I was chatting up with other film fellas and went on to find my boss. Found her at the entrance of the hall and she told me “Hey! I tried to call you, didn’t you get my message? Was chatting up with SuperBard fella earlier!” (Bard given his love for Shakespeare and Super as he’s portraying a supervillain on screen) I was so pissed off at my phone for a minute.. But it went all away with my 10min chat with Idris :-D we talked essentially music it was GREAT!!!!

    • I Choose Me says:

      *Makes plans to contact voodoo priestess and switch lives with Ms (Doo)Kay.* :D

    • Eve says:

      @ Ms Kay:

      Can’t stay for long. Just wanted to thank you for your reply to that typical tumblr super fan — on the last post about Hiddleston (I posted a “thank you” on that thread as well).

      Dear god, the moment I read her comment, I pictured one of those tumblr fanatics who follow him on Twitter, who think he’s above everyone and everything, who act like he doesn’t have any flaws — sh*t, they act like he’s a f*cking messiah!!! I almost wrote a reply to her, but given that I have little time to hang around here these days, I didn’t want to engage.

      So…thank you again. If we were (physically) close to each other now, I’d climb a ladder (I’m 5’2″), jump on your neck and give you a hug.

      And to answer Kaiser’s question…today, not so much.

      • Ms Kay says:

        @ Eve

        You are most welcome my dear. And I read your reply on Cumberbatch, like I said I shall hold the fort for you :-)

        Yes that fan was just another condescending cretin and frankly rubbed me the wrong way.. Urgh!

        Awww darling… Here I shall lift you up and hug you warmly :-)

        Oh well when he’s clean-shaven he looses at least 6 years. I like him with his ginger-stache…

    • Miss M says:

      I am glad you were speechless when you bumped into my man, hahaha.

      Joke aside, thanks for sharing your experience, loved it!

    • j.eyre says:

      (stands and slow claps intermittently while wiping tears from cheeks)


      I feel like we have been waiting for this moment for so long. I know it’s not the interview you are going to score but it is the first meeting – the one you two will laugh over years from now about how awkward it was and how you were both so taken by the other you couldn’t produce a clever line of dialogue to dazzle the other.

      Tell me he smelled good… just tell me. That or you could feel his rock hard chest muscles through the layers of clothing…

      • Ms Kay says:


        When I get to interview him, I shall remind him we bumped “parts” just to see how he’ll react to it ;-)

        Frankly I have no idea on how he smelled like, it happened fast… And I realized I’m tall as hell with heels i.e. 6′ as we were literally face to face! And well he’s skinny… Looks like a tree like I always say, and I mean it in a good way, so yes I must have bumped into a bone or two :-D

    • EscapedConvent says:

      @ Ms Kay-Doo:

      WHAT! Are we to understand that you bumped right into your *husband*, Mr. Hiddles? And that this is what you’ve been wishing for & dreaming of, & you- –didn’t—throw him over your shoulder & carry him off to your love nest?

      I’m confused….feel like I don’t even know you any more…..;-)

      • Ms Kay says:

        Guuuurl I didn’t recognised myself either :-D

        Usually I’m talkative and always engage the convo with a joke but oh well when taken by surprise… Ah well I must say um… Idris Elba makes up for it all!

      • j.eyre says:

        @EsCon – see, now that last line is why I love you so…

      • EscapedConvent says:

        Awww….why, hello, Miss Eyre! Love you too! A post about your true love, Hiddles, would not be any fun without you here!

        I’m still shell-shocked at how close Ms Kay-doo got to her Holy Grail of Men! The very thought of bumping into My Cumby would send me into a catatonic state.:-)

      • Ms Kay says:

        “your” Cumby? “YOUR” Cumby?!?

        *AHEM* steer clear! I’m guarding that Cumby fort with a Balrog or two, or three… Clearly You Shall Not Pass!

        Here here, have Idris, have Rufus… Oh hell I let you have Henry Cavill for a couple of hours eh..

        Holy Grail of Men haha! Oh yes indeedy. Eh. Still ahead. First step saw him, second step bumped/touched him, now the third one shall be words exchange for sure.. Inevitable ;-)

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @ Ms Kay-Doo:

        Yessss! He is my ~preciousss~! Even at the risk of having my large ass kicked by you/Eve/or any of he Defenders of the Cumber-Fort, I must claim him! (Eve did very graciously agree to share him for about a half-hour once, but that’s not even enough time for me to help him drink his tea. (Into which I poured Love Potion #9)

        I am still hoping to slip past you into the Cumber Suite while you’re interviewing your Hiddles!

  23. rightgrrl says:

    Beautiful, lovely TOM. Of course I would. Sigh.

  24. Izzy says:

    What a silly question! OF COURSE I’d hit it!

  25. Booboocita says:

    Give him a few years, and I’ll hit him hard. At 31, he’s a little on the young side for me (I like ‘em well-seasoned), but he ought to be just right at 45 or so.

    Felton can be cute, but needs careful styling. If his hair’s not just right, and he’s not clean-shaven, he looks terrible. Some men do scruffy very well; some need good grooming. Then again, Felton has such a terrific personality that his looks are secondary.

  26. Calimero says:

    No, he is not enought tenebrious for me :)

  27. Melly says:

    I would hit it on a train
    And I would hit it in the rain
    I would hit it here or there
    And I would hit it anywhere!
    I do so love that British Tom
    I would be his baby’s mom.

  28. ViktoryGin says:

    I have to say how much I like this post. Inveterate anglophile since 1999.

    For all of the fellow Hiddleston fans, here’s a treat:

  29. Elliotte says:

    I’d hit it like the warth of god! Over and over…Tom his *hot* regardless of facial hair!

  30. Elliotte says:

    I’d hit it like the warth of god! Over and over. Tom his *hot* regardless of facial hair!

  31. Fangirl says:

    Tom Hiddleston is HOT !I think its his ‘ geekiness’ that makes him sexy , well to me at least … just my thought on that topic. Yes , the goatee makes him more ‘scruffy and roguish ‘ just LOVE it. Hiddles with or without facial hair is still hot ! *sigh*

  32. Huffy101 says:

    Tom is a great guy too bad he has a girlfriend *pout*

  33. Huffy101 says:

    Tom is a great guy too bad he has a girlfriend