“Ed Helms, the uncomfortable meat in a Fox & Alba sandwich” links

Ed Helms doesn’t look too pleased to be sitting in between Jessica Alba and Megan Fox at the Golden Globe nominations announcement, right? [I’m Not Obsessed]
What will they find when they open Lindsay Lohan’s storage unit? [Jezebel]
Brit-Brit wearing one of her 10-million bandage dresses. [Evil Beet]
I don’t get Rose McGowan’s whole vibe these days. [Yeeeah]
Renee Zellweger has a new boyfriend and he used to date Sheryl Crowe. [Bitten & Bound]
Hayden Panettiere’s utterly boring Esquire shoot. [IDLYITW]
Michael Douglas got Danny DeVito & Rhea back together? [Dramarama]
Mick Jagger did The Late Show’s Top 10 last night. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Adele & Taylor Swift were nominated for Golden Globes! [Wonderwall]
Brit-Brit earned $58 million this year. JESUS, y’all. [Starcasm]
Adam Sandler performed “Hallelujah” at the 12-12-12 concert. Sort of. [CityRag]
OMG. Cable knit sweater onesie!!!!! OMG. [The Frisky]
Ashton Kutcher busted checking Mila’s phone. [INFDaily]
Florence Welch stopped a fight at her show. [PopBytes]
Sarah Jessica Parker’s assistant seems sketchy. [Limelife]
Shakira tweeted a sonogram of her new baby. [Life & Style]
I’m sorry y’all, but I unconditionally love Doutzen Kroes. [Hollywood Rag]

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  1. lola says:

    megan is so epic pretty, should totally be the next snow white

    • Liv says:

      Nah, too much plastic surgery. She looked really really beautiful before, so sad.

      • lettylynton says:

        I was going to say the same about Rose McGowan – so lovely until somebody told them they needed to tweak. At least, that’s what I imagine happened to them.

      • kristin says:

        Rose McGowen got into a horrific car accident and got glass all in her face, hence the plastic surgery

  2. LaLa2 says:

    Or he could be super tired since nominations were announced very early in the morning.

    • keats says:

      Haha yes. He’s totally zonked in that last pic.

    • marie says:

      well that’s not a very fun interpretation, probably right though.. in the second pic down I was passing pretty quickly and thought he was giving the girls the bunny ears..

  3. skuddles says:

    I really like Meghan’s dress – very pretty and tasteful.

    • Tiffany says:

      I love the dress as well…though it looks like she is wearing flesh colored pantyhose. Not sure about those!

      • Annelise says:

        I like her dress too, and thought that her wearing pantyhose is endearing. She looks very ladylike, which was surely her intention.

      • Isa says:

        I love Jessica’s dress! I don’t like Megan’s pantyhose. She looks three different colors: one for her arms, another for her legs and one for her face.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Agree with Isa. I prefer Alba’s outfit but I like that Megan is dressing a little more conservatively. She makes everything she wears look sexy anyway.

        As pretty as I think Megan is, it’s weird to see her next to Alba. She just looks really fake, like her face is made out of wax. Alba looks more like a normal/pretty girl.

      • Stubbylove says:

        I like Megan’s dress too but unless you’re Liv Tyler and can pull off that look from the other day, PANTYHOSE WITH OPEN TOED SHOES IS A FUNDEMENTAL FASHION NO-NO. Alba looks like she’s holding in a fart on the last pic.

      • skuddles says:

        I’m iffy too on the pantyhose and open toed shoes – just the shoes would have been better.

  4. skuddles says:

    That cable knit onesie would be wonderful to wear on a chilly day when you’re trying to warm up Providing, of course, no one ever sees you wearing it 🙂

  5. Amelia says:

    Ooh . . . *shudder*
    I’m worried for whatever poor sap has to open Crackie’s storage unit. I get the feeling that’s going to need a pimped out hazmat suit to tackle that sh*t.
    I predict there will be;
    A large chunk of Colombia in there.
    A mattress and blanket for Uncle Terry.
    A vodka distillery.
    “The Big Book of Drag Queen Make-Up”.
    “How to Crackheist the Contents of Your Trailer Without Being Crackprehended.”
    A voodoo doll of Max from The Wanted.

  6. lu says:

    in the last photo alba is making the same face i make when taking an official photo id. its a mixture of constipation and shock. i hate it

  7. Sweet Dee says:

    He’s the meat between two dumb-as-rocks, yet gorgeous pieces of bread.

    I think he’s just sleepy though. It was early!

  8. moo says:

    I liked him better with a tattoo! 😀

  9. Fashion Spy says:

    There are no words for Megan’s tights …

    Alba looks amazing – I think Brad Goreski is her stylist – I am so happy she blow dried her hair 🙂

  10. HotPockets says:

    I am so relieved Megan Fox laser-ed off that Monroe tattoo, what a difference it makes when it comes to judging her outfits, before I could only see the tattoo. Now you can actually see her.

    Ed Helms look uncomfortable, he is probably trying to tuck the renob in his pants from being in a hot girl sandwich.

    • jacq says:

      yup, fox alba sandwich = most every guy’s fantasy

      (though i think megan looked a billion times better 5 years ago)

  11. emma says:

    woah! those stockings really threw me off on Fox. They look good, but I just don’t remember the last time a younger starlet wore stuff like that. Maybe because she’s a responsible mom now.

  12. neelyo says:

    I know he’s not but in that second photo it looks like Helms is holding his thumbs up over their heads.

  13. Esti says:

    Man, Jessica Alba is so pretty. I don’t really think she can act, but she seems nice enough. And she is really, really pretty. She also looks about 10 years younger than Megan Fox in the top picture.

  14. Mouse says:

    Aw, I love Ed. I don’t think anyone in these photos looks comfortable but Ed is definitely the talent ingredient in this sammich. Wow though, aren’t the other two the same age? Holy crap, catface.

  15. Isa says:

    Awww shakira is going to be a great mom.

  16. May says:

    They better give the GG to Adele over Swifty. I will forever loose faith in award shows if she wins.

  17. jl says:

    megan fox looks like a plastic blow up doll. Why was she even asked to be there? terrible actress!!!!!

    • Camille (TheOriginal) says:

      I agree. I think she looks awful now. So much unnecessary plastic surgery. Alba looks fresh, pretty, natural and normal! in comparison. Fox looks like a wax mannequin. Never a good look IMO.

  18. Lindsey says:

    I would like uncomfortable too if I were made to sit between two sex-doll faces and had to “make it work.”

  19. wow says:

    Haha Jessica look healthy and just so natural, Megan Fox looks almost dead, and plastic. Even though she’s now healthy looking weight wise – Jessica is the natural beauty.