Lindsay Lohan is pissed off that the ‘Scary Movie 5’ trailer mocks her shenanigans

Ugh. Does anyone else think it’s weird timing to release the Scary Movie 5 trailer just before Christmas? It’s not like SM5 is one of the most anticipated films of 2013 or anything. It’s not like anyone (and I mean that, ANYONE) was really waiting to see Lindsay Lohan’s cameo in SM5 or anything. But the trailer dropped several days ago, and everything just looks awful:

Ugh. Right? It just looks sad and try-hard and unfunny, and Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan seem to be attempting to “make fun of themselves” only it’s just… sad. Gross. Weird. Uncomfortable. But! Lindsay is pissed off about the trailer for a completely different reason:

Lindsay Lohan didn’t find the new trailer for “Scary Movie 5” very funny — in fact, she’s pissed off at the producers … claiming they secretly inserted an extra dig at her expense … simply out of spite.

As TMZ first reported, the working script of “SM 5” contains a scene where LiLo screams bloody murder — and it’s revealed she’s just watching her film “Herbie: Full Loaded.”

But in the new trailer released Friday, it shows LiLo screaming at a fake news clip of her probation being revoked instead. We’re told the change was NEVER cleared by LiLo.

According to our sources, producers assured Lindsay she’d have the final say on what jokes went in … so she was livid when she saw the probation joke instead.

We’re told Lindsay feels this final joke was meant as payback from producers — all because they blame her for holding up the shoot and trashing her trailer.

LiLo plans to speak to her team this week over the alleged breach of contract. Calls to Dimension Films were not returned.

[From TMZ]

For the love of God. Did anyone else just do a massive eyeroll at the idea of Lindsay “pulling rank” and actually having the audacity to merely THREATEN to sue Dimension?

Also – Lindsay wants us to know that she’s using Charlie’s $100,000 “payment for services rendered” to good use.

Lindsay Lohan has successfully paid off one of her enormous tax bills … using Charlie Sheen’s $100,000 check — and TMZ has obtained official proof.

According to the official IRS document, Lindsay has paid her outstanding 2009 tax bill for $93,701 in full.

Sources close to Lindsay tell us, she used Charlie’s generous check to cover the tab — and has already applied the remaining $6,300 to her 2010 tax bill for $140,203 (only $133,000 to go!!!).

According to sources, Lindsay’s still on the hook for her 2011 taxes too — but she’s actively trying to raise the money to get herself out of the red as soon as possible.

As we reported, Charlie gave Lindsay the six-figure donation after Lindsay told him about her dire financial situation … and also because he probably would have just spent the money on hookers anyway.

[From TMZ]

I will never understand how Lindsay has managed to survive for so many years. Even if you’re just looking at the very worst case scenario and she’s being “paid” for various services that are gross and sketchy, how is it that she still manages to get “clients” year after year? That’s what I thought of when I read the “she’s actively trying to raise the money” line. Ugh.

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  1. Eleonor says:

    If Charlie Sheen wants to donate some money to pay someone else’s taxes, I am here. I promise I’ll say a BIG Thank you, immediately after i get the money.

    • Victoria1 says:

      Me too! I have student loans instead though so please uncle Charlie? *shudder*.
      Is this entitled bitch 27 yet? I feel like she’s too old for these shenanigans

  2. Green is Good says:

    Wow! SC5 looks effing awful.

  3. MrsBPitt says:

    How dare they make fun of this role model, this upstanding citizen, this pillar of the community…Move those judgements, I’m Lindsay Lohan!!!

  4. hillbillyinthecorner says:

    Lindsay Lohan is the Easter Egg that was forgotten behind the fence post in the yard and your son finds it and brings it in the house and drops it in the floor….and it cracks…….and the smell of very rotten and old nasty blossoms in the air you want to heave as everyone runs out the front door….and you stand on the porch freezing your tail off as you argue with everyone else who is going to go back into the house to clean up the mess……Of Course you end up having to do it….and after gagging your way though cleaning up the mess..and carrying it to the outside garbage can clean the floor with every known cleaning product in the house and the smell still lingers……and everybody goes around holding their noses for the rest of the day…….Thats Lindsay Lohan…..

    • jenny piccolo says:

      Well done. I could almost smell it through my computer screen.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Dude (or chicka, whatevs) if this was not relevant to me, I would LMAO. We “unfound” an Easter Egg one year, until nearly the next year, and it. was. AWFUL. (I was all “Do NOT DROP IT!)

      Imagining that, combined with the booze sweat, ciggie smoke, and general non-hygiene of a Lohan makes me an extra-special kind of tummy-sick.

  5. brin says:

    She is so delusional she mistakes “Damn, Lindsay Lohan” for “Dame Lindsay Lohan” and expects everyone to bow in her presence.

  6. K-rock says:

    I’m more baffled that she has a “team” lol Who is this “team” and how does she pay them? Ooooh right, I forgot.

    • Jeanette says:

      They must hate her. Can you imagine having to work for her & have to put up with her delusions?

      • ChocoChipDstryr says:

        I feel sorry for her CA lawyer. You just know that every time the phone rings she gives a silent prayer that it’s not Lindsay.

  7. Hautie says:

    For the love of all things holy, Lohan needs to stop with lining her lips… an eight of of inch out past her natural lip line.

    Then smearing the red lip stick on.

    She just continues to look more like Pennywise the clown, with all the crazy makeup.

  8. apsutter says:

    This looks like the biggest POS ever made. Seriously, how pathetic would you have to be to star in this? It’s so bad that Lohan is in it but she’s not even the star lol. I can’t even imagine the kinds of people that would go see this in the theater. Ugh..makes me shudder.

  9. MrsBPitt says:

    Nobody believes that Charlie Sheen just gave that money to LL, right? I mean, I’m pretty sure that was the most expensive BJ in history!

  10. bns says:

    Why else would they ask her to be a part of it if they weren’t going to make fun of her? It couldn’t have been because of her Oscar-worthy acting. She’s delusional.

  11. G says:

    She’s got zero case. Parody is protected speech. It’s “fair use.”

    I’m surprised her team didn’t point that out when she signed on for a parody film to begin with.

    If she files a suit it’s for cheap publicity.

    • Mich says:

      Nah. If she files suit is will be part of her genius plan to ‘raise’ money to settle her tax debt.

  12. dorothy says:

    Doesn’t she realize yet? She has no star power left. She should be grateful that they took pity on her and used her “shenanigans” to their advantage and could give her a job.

  13. Lisalou says:

    I hope she realizes she is going to have to pay 2012 taxes on the $100k gift to help pay off her taxes.

    • Onyx XV says:

      LOL! I highly doubt she (or whatever sketchy amateur she’s got doing her taxes) are aware of that! But you are right!

    • Trillion says:

      She won’t have to if she has a good accountant who knows about the one-time gift allowance. I recently found out this actually exists.

  14. elceibeno08 says:

    My guess as to why some people in show business still bother with Lindsey would be that; They wanted to give her a chance to redeem herself and to get out of the ever so deep hole she is in.
    Lindsey prior to filming Liz and Dick should have stopped using drugs and alcohol etc. etc. She should have stayed home and recapture the many beauty sleeps she has missed over the years. She should have hired a trainer to help herself get in shape for the movie. But no, she had to go clubbing every night and use D&A. So her comeback was a failure. Lilo you can’t have your cake and it too.

  15. Lucky Charm says:

    Well of course “she” used that money to pay her taxes. The IRS froze her bank account and took that money. But good job TMZ for trying to make her look like a responsible citizen.

  16. Lucky Charm says:

    Well of course “she” used that money to pay her taxes. The IRS froze her bank account and took that money. But good job TMZ for trying to make her look like a responsible citizen.

  17. erika says:

    god i missed you celebitchy!!! I knew you were out sun/mon/tue but I checked in faithfuly just to make sure…

    sigh…..I promised, and failed, here i am talking Lilo again.

    BS…I cannot believe she paid more than $50 bucks on her tax bill. damn it. she really is going to escape jail again isn’t she? I thought if CA judge didn’t have the balls the IRS would. But her making a payment as such….shoes ‘good faith’.

    and Lilo….’durghhh!’ do ya REALLY think you can get away w/out people pissing on ya when all YOU DO is piss right back on them?

    Good for Scary Movie….P.S.: Don’t worry Lilo…..the movie’s a piece of crap anyway.

  18. bluhare says:

    Go sue them Lindsay!!! I am SO looking forward to their countersuit re trashing their property!

  19. neelyo says:

    What an ingrate. She’s always whining about wanting to be in movies and when she finally gets one, she’s still whining. Granted it is only Scary Movie 5, but still… If she’s upset about anything, it should be how busted she looks in the preview.

  20. judyjudy says:

    I do think it is kind of lame for them to switch the clip to show a legal issue in her real life without her knowing. If it were anyone else I think it would be a big deal and they’d have every right to sue.

    But it’s Lilo…and she’s awful…and laws and decency don’t apply to her…even on the receiving end.

    She’s so gross and awful. Truly, truly awful.

    • Polk8ot says:

      + 1
      I’ve never seen another person, let alone a celebrity, who manages to ALWAYS look dirty, yucky and smelly. Regardless of how much make-up and styling she’s sporting.
      If I ever had to shake her hand or touch her skin I’d probably barf right there. I hope her make-up person and hair stylist get hazard pay, and some really potent anti-viral injections.

    • G says:

      She’s got no right to sue. No case. It’s a parody and they are free to parody her, or anyone else, anytime they like.

      • judyjudy says:

        That surprises me. I guess it makes sense but it doesn’t seem right. It’s Lindsay though, so I truly don’t care. Id probably feel bad for someone else but not her.

  21. Skins says:

    Uh, Linds,they are not hiring you for your acting chops, they are hiring you because you are a laughingstock and maybe a few people will buy tickets to make fun of you. That is the deal from now on Linds, you are not a “star” you are a joke and maybe some people will pay a little money to see you embarrassed. If you can’t take that truth you should probably give up “acting” or whatever it is you call that crack-voiced thing that you do

  22. Pandy says:

    She is so filled/botoxed she couldn’t even scream convincingly in the trailer … how sad is that??

  23. KellyinSeattle says:

    I’m just wondering what her Christmas family holiday was like…Dina, pass the crack please….Dad, what do you mean I have yet another sibling? etc etc. Sad. If I were her, I’d move to another country far, far away.

  24. zilly says:

    She is a mess, her life is an even worse mess, gone from a promising actress to a mess, who can’t act anymore, it was just a matter time before someone in Hollywood cashed in on that!

  25. Blue says:

    Well that’s all well and good that she paid off part of her tax debt, but what about everyone else she owes money to?

  26. WendyNerd says:

    She’s just so……..


    She’s so stupid. So, so stupid. I mean, has there ever been an indicator of her IQ NOT being in the negative integers? And yet she thinks she’s this brilliant artist. NO YOU’RE NOT. YOU’RE A PATHETIC JOKE, A NASTY PERSON, A LEECH, AND A PRETENTIOUS MORON.

    And that’s what I can’t stand about her. If she were any other train-wreck, I wouldn’t care. But it’s the absolute delusion, the inexplicable obsession she has with pretending she’s some sort of great talent and tortured artist. That she’s better than us. That she’s “something special.” And it seems the lower she sinks, the more low-brow and disgusting and nasty she gets, the more convinced she is that’s she some sort of modern miracle. Some sort of prodigy or something. That she’s given us something we can’t live without. Even though her greatest triumph was playing the most boring role in MEAN GIRLS.


    Oh wait, no we don’t. Because all she’s ever done is spit in the faces of the American public, of anyone who has ever given her an opportunity. And yet, she thinks she’s getting the better of us somehow. That she’s smarter than us.


    I guess she’s too stupid to. I guess this megalomania of hers is her way of coping with the fact that she is the Titanic of celebrities: an overrated piece of crap that is sinking, and sinking hard.

  27. sillyone says:

    What ever happened to the lawsuit she filed against Pitbull for saying her name in one of his songs?

  28. Onyx XV says:

    Lindsay is so bad, she can’t even fake act anymore.

  29. Madisyn says:

    Blohan has about as much ‘juice’ to approved the final product of SM5 as you or I do, meaning NONE! What a MAROON!

  30. skuddles says:

    Charlie laid a bunch of cash on Lindsay because he knows a pro ho when he sees one…. a down payment for future services rendered. And you can be sure, she’ll be sniffing around for more any day now.

    Awesome line… “We’re told Lindsay feels this final joke was meant as payback from producers — all because they blame her for holding up the shoot and trashing her trailer.” Like what’s the big deal guys??? She ONLY held up production and trashed her trailer (and plugged up everybody else’s toilet too)… why so petty?? lol

  31. Shelley says:

    And of course she would wear real fur. F*** your suffering, little critters – you didn’t die in vain, for I am Lindsay Lohan!

  32. the original bellaluna says:

    Okay, for real here, she HAD “creative control” (hahagigglesnort) over the script, for which she FAILED TO SHOW UP FOR SEVERAL MEETINGS. (Well documented; and she didn’t even show up for filming until she was threatened with a Breach of Contract lawsuit and they sent a freakin’ private jet to retrieve her cracked-out ass. I won’t even remind you of the photos, because NO ONE needs to be reminded of that Bedazzled, Hood-Rat-lookin’ laptop. Which PROBABLY belongs to The Chateau.)

    Now, I’m not an H-Wood type here, but I would say that pretty much NEGATES whatever minimal “creative control” she had over said script/pranks/jokes within.

    So SUCK IT UP, Blohan. You did it to yourself

    • Madisyn says:

      Good point Belle! Had she bothered to show up for script readings and wardrobe, she may have had a small say but since doing drugs in hotel rooms was more important, that ‘say’ went up and vanished like her crack smoke in the wind.

      Hope your xmas was good and Happy New Year.

  33. Madisyn says:

    Rut roh! SOMEONE opened their big mouth and now SM5 is REMOVED from both Sheen and Blohans IMDb.


    • OhMyMy says:

      But they’re still both listed as actors on the Scary Movie 5 page. Wonder whose side the removal is coming from?

      Too late, damage is done…..ha!

  34. lucy2 says:

    That’s hilarious she thinks she could sue. If she does, they should counter-sue for production delays she caused and whatever she stole from the set.

    I’m glad Charlie’s money ended up going to the IRS. Better there than to his or Lohan’s dealer.
    I’m still baffled how she managed to have enough legit income to rack up such a tax bill.

  35. Bess says:

    It seems like our little Cracken has been keeping a rather low profile since her probation hearing. There haven’t been any photos of her stumbling out of any clubs at 4am. Maybe she’s actually listening to Shawn Holley this time.

  36. FirstTimer says:

    Horrible trailer. I liked the movie series but I think I’m skipping this one.