Trashtastic Anna Nicole has more well-deserved legal trouble in a month than most of us see in a lifetime. She has a newborn baby she claims was spawned by her parasitic lawyer turned boyfriend, Howard K Stern, who most likely provided her teenaged son with the heroin substitute that killed him in a lethal drug interaction. Stern is under investigation for the death by the Bahamian government, where he and Anna fled in a ploy to deny the other guy paternity rights.
There is witness who claims that Stern gave Anna’s son the dose of methadone that killed him, and that he saw Stern flush the rest of the drugs down the toilet after Daniel died. Details will supposedly come out at an inquest on March 26, where more than 20 witnesses will be called to testify.
Now the self-proclaimed father of Anna’s baby, Larry Birkhead, has a legal case ordering her to submit to paternity testing by today, January 23rd. Anna’s desperate lawyers are trying all sorts of legal shell games to avoid the test, even though Howard K Stern told Larry King that Anna would submit to it “if legally compelled.”
Anna is also being sued by her former lawyers for non-payment of their massive bills in a case that claims she habitually avoids paying her creditors.
Plus she’s about to get evicted from her Bahamian home for failing to pay rent. Anna says the rich guy who owns the home, who she once tried to pin paternity of the baby on but failed when she was told he was sterile, gave her the house as a gift, while he says Anna’s a dirty squatter.
Bitch is about to get owned, and she still doesn’t have her grubby paws on the 1/2 a billion she thinks she’s owed for jerking off an 89 year-old man for a year.
I wonder how long Howard is going to stick around once he finds out there’s no money, no baby, and no marrage?
It is amazing how such an uncontrolled idiot gets off everything scot-free.
that picture of them creeps me out. He looks really really psychotic.
I feel your love for her Celebitchy! 🙂 Anna is disgusting and her whole career has been so trailer trash chic- she is just a living, breathing pile of shit.
You can’t make this stuff up!
Honestly, I’ve just had a bad feeling all along that Howard K. Stern murdered Daniel. Some bloggers are now theorizing that Daniel may have been the baby’s father – Eeeeeek! Whether that horrific thought is true or not, it doesn’t require much of an imagination to picture a sociopath like Stern slyly poisoning Daniel with whatever drugs happened to be on-hand, to cement his own position in Anna’s life for the long-term.
I really hope they both go to jail, and that the baby is adopted into a loving, drug-free home.
I’m on my own here I realise, but there’s something so needy, pathetic and dumb about Anna that I just can’t hate her. I also think that her life is a tragedy really – she was gorgeous and could have carved out a career for herself as a successful model but instead she’s always turned to men for her survival.
I agree with the previous comment — Anna is trashtastic and has made some very bad choices, but she’s amazingly dumb and so it’s hard to blame her entirely. I don’t think she’s a bad person, just incredibly stupid and child-like.
Howard K. Stern is exploiting her weaknesses and lack of intelligence, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he intentionally poisoned Daniel, knowing it would place Anna in his control. It’s horrible. Doesn’t Anna have any family that truly cares about her?
I really dont think Anna is a bad person, I wonder who the baby’s REAL father is, blah, blah, blah……..the only thing I was interested in was how cute Daniel was – anyone know of any other pix of him on the net?