“Miranda Kerr managed to supermodel-pose her way out of a car” links

These Miranda Kerr photos have been cracking me up all day! She’s posing for a photo shoot, but still – who gets out of a car like that? [Moe Jackson]
Quentin Tarantino gets upset when asked about the violence in his films. [Dlisted]
Are Lily Allen’s baby names mismatched? I dislike “Ethel” so much. [LaineyGossip]
Honestly, I’m fascinated by all of this talk of Treasury Secretaries and their signatures. Jack Lew needs a new signature! Geithner changed his for the job! [Buzzfeed]
Katie Holmes’ boxy blazer isn’t all that great. [Pop Sugar]
Seth MacFarlane’s Oscar promos are actually pretty funny. [Pajiba]
There was a terrible hostage situation in LA last night. [Gawker]
Kanye West’s popularity has tanked since he got with Kim. [ICYDK]
Photos from the premiere of Girls’ Season 2. [Go Fug Yourself]
The Blemish’s review of Zero Dark Thirty. [The Blemish]
Adele has arrived in LA, and she’ll be at the Golden Globes! [A Socialite Life]
I’ve been ignoring this week’s LeAnn-Eddie-Brandi drama, so here you go. [Evil Beet]
This Paris Hilton story will make your day! [CDAN]
Nicole Kidman talks about her daughters’ accents. [Wonderwall]
Helen Hunt is doing some Oscar campaigning too, how interesting. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Vanessa Hudgens looks sweaty. [Popoholic]
QUACK! Duck-bill high heels!! [OMG Blog]
Sharon Osbourne hates Lady Gaga now. [Starcasm]

***OMG, this just came in as I was doing the links: Jennifer Lawrence & Nicolas Hoult are over!!! BOOOOO!!!

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  1. tabasco says:

    Miranda Derp

    • Alexandra Bananarama says:

      It looks like her dress is a Spanx body suit. Something about the lines and material amkes me think spanx.

    • Mini-Me says:

      “Derp”: the sound her brain makes when she attempts to think.

      Also, that dress makes her body look weird. Just look at the last photo (where she’s spanking herself): her body is weird and just, not sexy.

      • Really? says:

        More like checking for wetness in case she sharted…

        Don’t get me wrong, i acknowldedge the girl is a great beauty, but ugh, the constant primping and preening and posing, it’s obnoxious.

      • Lee says:

        It’s true! I’ve never realized how oddly long her torso seems to be and this dress is emphasizing that. bad call.

      • Really? says:

        Nice shoes though…

  2. gee says:

    NOOOOOOO Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult!!! I love them!

    • cmc says:

      But the “evidence” of their breakup is that he didn’t walk the carpet with her. Have they *ever* walked a red carpet together? I’ll believe this when we get confirmation…

    • Chatcat says:

      Well she is only 22 so that they are not together anymore should not come as any shock.

      Hope she doesn’t start doing random hookups or become a party girl but rather dates here and there and has a fair amount of “fun” that she should have at her age. I like this girl too much to have to not like her because of what she could get caught up in or create by this.

  3. oh dear says:

    lol that exit couldve been from a bond movie.

    and wtf noooooo @ jennifer lawrence
    then again, its from In Touch so im gonna wait on gossip cop to confirm it, they usually lie about everything lol

  4. Ms Kay says:

    “My boyfriend is honestly my best friend, he is the hottest etc…” said Jennifer Lawrence a month or two months ago… *massive roll eyes up to my forehead* – Not a surprise with the overexposure lately, the whole trying to shove her down our throats on how cool and unlike the others she is, her boyfriend is the best etc. Paid off eh!

    Miranda is Miranda-ing as per usual…

  5. Lindsey says:

    Maybe she’s trying not to flash her little Miranda.

  6. Rita says:

    Is it true that the guy in the stocking cap is her new side piece?

  7. Jenny says:

    Anne Hathaway could learn a thing or two from her on how to exit an automobile gracefully.

    If the Jennifer Lawrence story is true, filming for the next X Men movie is going to be a bit awkward with two former couples on set.

    • Ms Kay says:

      Two former couples? You mean the other one Michael and Zoe? Is she is actually reprising her role? Anyway they broke up over a year ago so…

  8. RocketMerry says:

    Yes!! Nicolas Hoult is way too smart and pretty and classy for Jennifer.

  9. Dimebox says:

    On baby names…Ethel is right up there with Mabel and Blanche as a terrible name.

    • MollyB says:

      Ethel is an old lady name but not one of the cute ones that are so popular now (Ruby, Josephine, Pearl, Esther, etc). And Marnie just sounds dated. Like 70’s or 80’s dated. I don’t know why she didn’t go with the middle names Mary (I’m partial–it’s my 2 year old’s name) and Rose.

  10. Nya says:

    Nicholas Hoult seems too smart for her. She’s a very good actress, but dumb as a bag of rocks.

  11. pinkg says:

    The Gayfish story made me smile.

  12. Happy21 says:

    Aww for Jennifer Lawrence, makes me wonder…Bradley Cooper and Zoe whasis split (AGAIN) and then JLaw and her man? Likely a coincidence but interesting nonetheless…

    I’m looking forward to seeing who she dates next!

  13. MollyB says:

    To be fair to Miranda, I often get out of the car and then pick my undies out of my butt.

  14. Marty says:

    Is it wrong that I want Jennifer and Liam together? After seeing them at the PCA’s I think it would be really hot.

  15. commentatrice says:

    Instead of Boobs , i’m loking at BONES

    • stinky says:

      the whole thing is odd, unless this was perhaps an actual foto-shoot out on the public streets perhaps? it kinda looks that way – right? as for seeing bones, it looks like im seeing alot of underwire. i’d rather see a skinny chick than see one more fake bewbie. sorry. but ive had it w/ the fake tit thing. those in need of them for a reconstruct, rock on! the rest of us s/b seriously questioning wtf is up.

  16. NeoCleo says:

    It is it necessary to hold one’s booty when exiting from a car or just for Miranda Kerr?

    • anotherrandom says:

      I actually think it looks like she’s sticking a finger up there. Can’t figure out who does that when leaving their car. Not sure I want to meet the people that do.

  17. j.eyre says:

    I was at that LA Mall on Wednesday seeing a movie with my girlfriend. We live about two miles from it.

    My husband asked me not to go for my 5 AM run this morning because we had choppers and sirens going all night.

  18. DesertPoppy says:

    I don’t really see anything wrong with the names Ethel and Marnie. I don’t think sibling names have to match.

  19. lower-case deb says:

    Miranda Kerr made it look like there’s a huge magnet outside the car door, that’s why she goes out boob-first due to all the underwiring, etc.

  20. Louise says:

    Miranda doesn’t have boobs, so pushing out her nothings makes it look even worse. Weird.

    Also is she a supermodel? I thought she was just a lingerie model?

    Regular sort? But with a penchant for chasing fame/ringing photogs?!

  21. Esmom says:

    Nicole Kidman says her daughters’ accents are a mix of Australian and Nashville-ian. If they were born and live in Nashville then I don’t know where the Australian parts come in. I know plenty of people whose parents came from another country, but they all spoke with American accents when they were kids, not their parents’ accents.

    Don’t ask me why this bugs me but it does. I guess she, in general, just bugs.

    • Littlewood says:

      Exactly! It bugs me as well when she talks about wanting to raise her son Australian through and through, uhm… his father is English and his was born and raised in America??? But then again this woman just bugs me. The smug smiles, the holier than thou, the hypocrisy of her image etc etc. Most annoying of all must be her fandom whom cannot understand the thought of someone not liking her, it’s all just jealousy!! Ugh!

      • Cupcake says:

        I know a bunch of people who talk like their parents even though they live somewhere else. And I like the fact that she wants to raise her kids Australian. I would try to do the same if I moved somewhere.

      • Littlewood says:

        Yeah, sure. There is nothing wrong with teaching your kids about the country you’re from. But he’s not just Australian, he’s English as well, saying you want him to be raised Australian through and through just sounds like you’re dismissing his English side which I find a bit disrespectful to Bloom’s family, what’s wrong with English and American anyway?

      • Megalicious says:

        Bloom’s family? They’re talking about Nicole Kidman and Keith is in no way English. Also when I was little I had an Irish accent because of my parents before I went to school.

      • Esmom says:

        It’s true that everyone’s different and each kid develops their accents/speech patterns in different ways.

        But I’m guessing by the time they’re in mid-elementary school Nic’s kids will have pretty solid American accents if that’s where they live because school is where they’ll be spending the most time.

        Elizabeth McGovern (Downton Abbey) just talked about how weird it is to be an American mom who has daughters with English accents. But London is where they have raised their kids so it makes sense.

    • Kim says:

      I disagree my cousin was born and raised in Tx and speaks with Jamaican accent like his dad intermixed with phrases like yall,fixin to,etc

  22. skuddles says:

    The ‘hand on ass’ maneuver is a nice touch. I, of course, do it every time I get out of a car 😀

  23. Bijlee says:

    I think this is a photoshoot.

  24. Daniela says:

    It’s a photosoot

  25. Asdfg says:

    She has a pretty face but I just can’t see her as a “sexy” model!! :/

  26. Shawneka says:

    Miranda fail. Such a tryhard! You can’t fake elegance. It’s an art form. Grace Kelly had it down pat.

  27. Incredulous says:

    Where the hell is that woman’s ass? Separate photoshoot?

  28. boromir's Bytch says:

    How can she be taken seriously as an environmentalist when she’s the spokesmodel for an airline?

  29. Joanna says:

    I don’t get her appeal. to me, she’s not that sexy or pretty. I think adriana lima is really pretty but all the vs models look borderline anorexic to me.

  30. Jackie Jormp Jomp (formerly Zelda) says:

    I think she’s cute in a “You should see my friend Miranda, she’s totally pretty” kind of way. Like, she’d be the cutest girl on your facebook, feed, but she is not a supermodel beauty. Is this just me?

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