Lindsay Lohan managed to crack-stalk her way into Max George’s pants again

I stopped covering the Lindsay Lohan-Max George thing weeks ago because A) I genuinely thought it was over and B) I wasn’t sure how much of the “relationship” was real and how much of it was just Lindsay crack-stalking some boy-bander. Well, it was real…? Sort of. Like, Lindsay and Max George (of The Wanted) were hanging out or fooling around or however you want to say it. Max chose to say it as “Lindsay is a groupie” and after that, she stopped pursuing him. For a few weeks. And then she started crack-stalking him again, and now she’s posted a photo of the two of them together. Another victory for unhinged stalkers!

Whatever Lohan wants, Lohan gets. After pursuing Max George of The Wanted for weeks, she appears to have been victorious, tweeting an intimate shot of the couple in what appears to be a bedroom.

George has been publicly dismissive of the redheaded train wreck, calling her a “groupie” and saying, “She was good to party with, but there’s definitely not going to be any babies on the horizon.”

Indeed, Lohan didn’t exactly make a good impression on their first night out together, when she attacked psychic Tiffany Mitchell inside of Manhattan’s Avenue nightclub.

But she got a second chance and joined the boy band for several dates on their tour of the East Coast, before joining them in London.

She’s since returned to NYC, and George already has another woman in his sights: Taylor Swift. “She’s a very attractive,” he recently told Life & Style.

[From Page Six]

OMG. Can you imagine the crazy cracktastrophe that would erupt if Lindsay Lohan felt like she had to compete with Taylor Swift for a boy? I mean, Swifty definitely has her own boy issues and stalking issues, but Swifty is WAY better than Lindsay Lohan at everything. And yet… I still think that if the average dude had to choose between the two of them… well, the average dude would rather cut his junk off and burn it in a cleansing fire rather than deal with these two ladies. But if we’re talking about the average skeevy boy-bander, he’s going to choose Lindsay Lohan, right?

Oh, and TMZ reports this morning that Lindsay rejected a $550,000 offer to compete on Dancing With the Stars. Because she’s a dumb crackie who doesn’t realize that she’s broke-ass-broke.

Photos courtesy of Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram, WENN.

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  1. judyjudy says:

    Wasn’t Dina hustling for a spot on DWTS? I bet she’s pissed they didn’t call her instead…

    • Nina W says:

      No one wants to see Dina shake her groove thing.

    • Flora Kitty says:

      I don’t usually watch DWTS. However, I have to say I would watch Dina trying to dance and hit on all of the male dancers while being just as wasted as she was during that Dr. Phil interview.

    • mrs j says:

      Oh no the orange cracken on dwts. I’ll watch it. Just think of all the crackie craziness lmao. It would be spoon funny her staggering around the dance floor. I can stop laughing

  2. Riana says:

    I might have to start giving Lindsey Lohan credit.

    That bitch really gets what she wants. She wants to be Marilyn…boom, she’s Marilyn. She wants to be Elizabeth…even lifts some of liz’s things and destroys a priceless trailer.

    Bitch gets what she wants.

    Men included, smh.

    • Miffy says:

      Very true, does she get what she wants with grace and dignity? Hell no! But she gets it.

    • WendyNerd says:

      When I first read your comment, I misread “men included” as “meth included”. I’m going to pretend that wasn’t a misread because it applies just as well.

  3. Daz says:

    Does he qualify for a discount or does he have to pay full price in gifts

    • Amelia says:

      I think it’s the Inauguration Weekend Special – the Cracken’s normal fee is subsidised by the fact that she gets to latch onto a relatively successful member of her generation and then Crack burrow her way into the lives of people in the music industry.
      Cue the platinum selling comeback album and her Crackberry being inundated by award-bait film roles.
      At least that’s how it works in Linnocent’s head.
      Oh, and a twenty in her bra on the way out.
      Musn’t forget to tip.

  4. Enny says:

    I think she wouldn’t do DWTS because she realizes the IRS would be all over that cash before it’s even hers. No, she’ll stick with being paid under the table for going under the table, thank you very much.

  5. brin says:

    He is now crack-tainted.

  6. dorothy says:

    Apparently the boy has very low standards.

    • TQB says:

      this, coupled with a gift for shameless self-promotion. What do Swifty and LiLo have in common? They get you constant press and attention. Which is clearly what Mr. George wants. Famewhore, plain and simple.

      (But dayum the little famewhore is a hottie.)

  7. serena says:

    LOL can you imagine Linnocent crack-dancing? Maybe she’s conscious enough to know that she coulnd’t ever handle dancing and training like that.. LOL

  8. lexy says:

    She could never have a regular gig like DWTS as they broadcast weekly and she would always miss filming… On a movie they can delay filming but on a weekly show they cant!

    “Lindsay is suffering ‘exhaustion’ and will not be dancing this evening…”

  9. soxfan says:

    Apparently, this pic is from Boston-peeps are saying that she is tagging this pic as “London”, but many know that it was taken in Boston when she first started crack-stalking the group.

  10. Annie says:

    James Deen did an interview with The Daily Beast, he’s slowly talking more about their mess of a movie and how awful she was. He said that she wanted all the crew to strip down to their boxers when she had to take her clothes off for the love scene and said “When Julia Roberts takes her clothes off she makes the crew take their clothes off too! I want that!” and everyone was like “You are not Julia Roberts so no” so she would not film and the director was all “I’m not making my crew do that” and he had to take off his clothes instead. the man is like 70. Then her publicist told TMZ they did it anyway.

    She seriously believes she’s an A-lister. So of course she’s not going to do DWTS. That would require lowering herself to TV and omg she’s going to win an Oscar before she’s 30. It would also require hard work and being on time for rehearsals and taping.

    I would love to see Dina trying to convince producers to let her be on the show instead.

    • Kimbob says:

      @Annie, like you just stated, DWTS requires ALOT of hard work, making rehearsals…many of them. Being on DWTS requires a big committment….and for the life of me, I just DON’T UNDERSTAND, w/Crackie’s bad reputation (hell, she couldn’t even show up to the morgue on time for her 1st session of work), why on earth would they (DWTS) would even solicit Cracken??!!

      Every day that goes by, my mind is BLOWN w/the damn offers this Crack Hustler gets…and turns down.

      She’s like a cat….got nine fricking lives!

      • Nina W says:

        DWTS is not some elitist club, they will take who they can get and LL would bring in huge ratings for them, of course they want her.

      • Polk8dot says:

        I do not believe for a nanosecond that DWTS actually had or ever would consider Cracken for the show. They know full well what a fricking lazy, unreliable, unstable and drunk/drugged out mess she is.
        Let alone the fact that she would never be able to adhere to a schedule, to show up, to do the heavily athletic work. Let alone that she would NEVER get along with the rest of the ‘stars’ and most of the dancing pros. Let alone that she’d probably show up for taping drunk, slurring her words, and barely able to stand.
        The most important is that DWTS would NEVER be able to get insurance to cover her and the show in case anything happened. Strenous physical exercise required would immediately nix any chance of her getting insured. That would be a liability that might bankrupt the show.
        So no, I don’t buy it. DWTS would never want to take her, and would never make such an offer. I smell Dina behind this story, like most others in recent years. She knows that this ‘leak’, this story is the closest she and her crackie-spawn will ever get to DWTS.
        As to Dina herself wanting to be on – Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! This just sooo spotlights where Cracken’s delusions come from, SMFH….

      • Annie says:

        @ Nina – DWTS of course isn’t an A-lister’s thing, but that doesn’t mean they’ll just take anybody. The people they get on have their lives in good order and are willing to commit and interact normally with others, they are not grifters, whores and druggies. A crackie like Lohan would never have the physical strength required for those dance moves.

    • Lady D says:

      They took Kate Gosselin. Pretty sure they’ll take anyone.

  11. Faye says:

    So the guy basically makes an announcement that he thinks of Lohan as the sexual equivalent of toilet paper, and she hangs out with him anyway? Yeesh. If she wasn’t so awful, I would almost feel bad for her.

    Lindsay on DWTS? Shudder. Glad we escaped that one. Although, her and Max together — the mutual abusiveness — that would be kind of epic entertainment!

  12. G says:

    DWTS? Just a rumor put out by Dina hoping to solicit an offer. She hasn’t got the work ethic or the good will to make that one work.

    Who says the pic with Max is recent? And where’s the good part of dating a guy who publicly trashes you?

  13. Miss Kiki says:

    Today I realised that Lindsy Lohan looks like Phoebe Price, Phoebe if you’re listening that is not a compliment.

    For those CBs not in the UK google Michelle Keegan, that’s Maz’s ex, what a downgrade.

    I’ve gotta say though I would totally watch White Oprah on DWTS, it would me mangificent.

  14. Hautie says:

    “…Lindsay rejected a $550,000 offer to compete on Dancing With the Stars….”

    She can’t even show up to do looping for a film. For an hour.

    And DWTS thinks she would show up daily. For many weeks of rehearsals? And live shows?


    I agree Lohan would never do this. She is still talking about winning Oscars. Now granted this is her deep delusions talking for her.

    There is no way in hell she would dare do DWTS. Because it would be a very public admission, she has no other options.

    Plus it would cut into her shagging for dollars career.

    • Kimbob says:

      I just wondered the same thing up above. It’s MIND BLOWING! Her awful reputation for being a Class A slacker/unreliable alky-addict/call girl precedes her, yet…..she still is solicited by reputable people. I. Don’t. Get. It!!!

  15. bopit says:

    her chain smokin’ has left her with the lung capacity of a 90 year old man… she could barely do the hand gestures to the Macarena if she agreed to DWTS. Unless it comes to huffing something… then I am fully confident she could utilize her lungs to the fullest.

  16. bangarang says:

    Michelle Keegan (google her if you don’t know her) to LiLo way to upgrade Max *sarcasm”

    Doesn’t LL have any self respect he called you a groupie FFS

  17. Winnie says:

    If she could handle it (which she can’t) DWTS would actually be a good way to reform her image. If she really wanted to get her act together that would be her chance.

  18. swack says:

    Does anyone know where Lindsay is at the moment?

  19. lettylynton says:

    She just seems so gross to me. He’d probably have less of a health hazard if he stuck it in a light socket.

  20. Taylor says:

    Kaiser. This is an old picture from when she was on her tour bus with them in Boston. The fans looked at the location on instagram and it says the london hotel in boston. Max is London and has denied AGAIN on his twitter he is dating her. Its the second time in 2 weeks he denied her apparently no one cares about his denials.
    Lindsay was spotted in a nyc club the same night she posted this picture so these two are not even on the same continent. Basically lindsay fooled the whole of the media into thinking she was with Max. LOL! I find it quite bad that you guys dont question stuff like this. Its totally done for attention on her part and she just manipulated you into writing what she wants which makes you wonder how often she does.

    • hunter says:

      This ^^

      I didn’t even know those things (except I think I knew LiLo is here and not there) and I knew this pic couldn’t possibly be recent. How can this be obvious to me and not to the gossip media?

  21. Shira says:

    fuck, on that last picture she looks like a 50-year-old who had many plastic surgeries.

  22. Theresa says:

    Wasn’t she outed in a blind dissing Rob Kardashian for going on DWTS and that her career was far too big and important for such a downgrade gig?

    I hope she is relentlessly mocked for trying to sell a romance with backdated photos.

    Delusion, thy name is Lohan.

  23. dorothy says:

    The fact that Lohan didn’t accept the DWTS gig just proves that she doesn’t really get how low she’ sunk. Delusional girl.

    • Debbie says:

      You know, that got me thinkin’. If there was an offer (dubious), I doubt she *would* turn it down … if she were paid up front. (After that, she wouldn’t care, wouldn’t show up, etc. etc.) Maybe DWTS refused to pay her in full in advance. Which … smart.

      • happycats says:

        This is similar to what Pam Anderson is doing on reality shows all over the world. She gets paid either up front or for all the prep and then gets herself voted off first or early on. Then she moves on to the next show. Crackli could do worse but she doesn’t even want to do the prep work let alone actually win one of these contests. Pam and Crackli aren’t too far apart in many ways.

  24. Bess says:

    There is no way the Crackie could handle something as physically grueling as DWTS. The show is live and it involves hours and hours of practice per week. The Crackie couldn’t handle it.

    I think this is Dina’s way to try to get herself on the show.

  25. Mia 4S says:

    Oh my God, just when I think I can’t think less of her look what she tweeted this morning,

    “rip HL forever in mine and “matty’s” heart (s) xxL”

    OK hauling out the “I knew Heath Ledger” card is not so terrible…but I assume Matty is Matilda? Did she seriously just presume to speak for that child? Seriously? I’m speechless…

    • Cecada says:

      Well actually hauling out the “I knew Heath Ledger” card IS kind of terrible on it’s own, IMO.

      • Mia 4S says:

        OK true, it’s just with Lilo it is a sliding scale of terrible. It’s like my mind can no longer comprehend.

        I kind of wish Michelle Williams had kicked her ass, but Michelle seems kind of delicate. Totally random but instead I vote for Anne Hathaway (in Catwoman shape) to do it.

      • Cecada says:

        True, true.

        And yes I would pay to watch Catwoman kick the crap out of the cracken!

  26. JL says:

    Little dude needs to realize there are things AJAX won’t wash off. She must have paid him!
    DWTS, yeah right…thye called me yesterday too. But then I’m in my late 40′s, in better shape and look a whole lot better than Lilo – and that is just sad@

  27. OhMyMy says:

    So she’s too good for DWTS but she wasn’t too good to do the Beezid commercial, the e-cig ad and Mr. Pink? As another commenter on TMZ pointed out isn’t Million Dollar Decorators a reality show?

    She couldn’t handle DWTS physically or personally.

    You know Dina would be so green with envy she could taste it and would try to worm her way onto the show.

    Our Lady of Perpetual Delusions….too funny.

  28. Axis2ClusterB says:

    The Cracken on DWTS? Paired with Maks? I don’t even have words for the level of awesome that would be.

  29. grabbyhands says:

    I’m looking at this as less of a romance and more of a mutual famewhore friend with benefits type situation. They obviously both understand the free publicity that they’11 receive from this.

  30. bangarang says:

    Would a show like DWTS ask its contestants for drug tests or not? Could you imagine LL on there drunkenly swaying and falling over; blaming the judges, her partner if she fails.

    I bet she earns more than 550k on her back.

  31. Veruca says:

    She looks like Christina Hendricks in the 3rd picture.

    Lindsay is starting to make me believe that there’s no such thing as Karma. Sigh…

    • bangarang says:

      I had a really close friend betray me, and she hasn’t got her comeuppance yet so my sis in law told me that karma is busy dealing with other b***hes; her time will come

  32. Kathryn says:

    She would have to spend the 550K DWTS offer on cocaine only just to get awake and get her ass to rehearsals.

  33. Rose says:

    Its common knowledge that many boy banders will lay anything easy. She is just an easy lay with a famous name. He isn’t interested in her personally.

  34. Carrie says:

    I’m sorry, but I just don’t believe the DWTS info. There’s just no way they offered her a contract. First off, they couldn’t get her insured. Second, she has a reputation for not being on time, and the show is live, so what do they do if she doesn’t show up? Third, the network would be looking at pretty big fines if she does something stupid on live TV, such as a crotch shot or running her foul mouth. And lastly, but most importantly, she’s looking at jail time. What are they going to do? Change around the season to accommodate her jail or rehab schedule?

    Now, with all of that said, I would love to see her on the show. Her cracked out ass stumbling across the dance floor, her either having a tantrum or telling off the judges when they criticize her dancing and having a complete melt-down when America votes her off. I can picture it now. F-U America. I’m Lindsay Lohan.

  35. Shelly says:

    Lindsay is not going to do any work that requires her to work for MONTHS to get paid. Not when she can easily pick up a few escort gigs, do a few hours of work here and there, and still make the same amount of money. She does not want to work. Period.

  36. cruiz2 says:

    That last picture of Lindsey’s crotch is creeping me out. Why is it so much darker than the rest of tights? Not flattering & nothing to be smiling about! She should not be in DMTS, they wear tights all the time! Good decision!

  37. Lexi says:

    Lilo use to be so beautiful and talented, i dont why she would stalk this guy max, i dont think that he is that cute