I always forget that one of the best parts of the SAG Awards is the super-buff “Actor” statue, complete with a substantial (for his size) bulge. I always want the winners to rub their statues as they give their acceptance speech. Like, just graze the bulge as they’re talking. Over and over. Anyway, speaking of bulges you want to rub (groan away- IDGAF!!), here are some of the hottest men of last night’s SAG Awards. I’m not going to allocate them dude by dude – this is just a hodge-podge of nice-looking guys.
I’m including Hugh Jackman, Daniel Day Lewis (who won Lead Actor), Ben Affleck (Argo won Best Ensemble), Bradley Cooper (he totally hot a blowout & he almost cried when he didn’t win), Alec Baldwin (wearing what seems to be a toupee from the Travolta Collection), Bryan Cranston (bald is beautiful!), Mandy Patinkin (love him), David Harewood, Damian Lewis (with bonus Abu Nazir), Aaron Paul and Javier Bardem. If I’m playing who would I rather… it’s Damian. Then Javier. Then I would want a bear hug from Mandy, and then I would go back to Damian. And then I would go to Daniel Day Lewis and make him read poetry to me. Rinse and repeat!
UPDATE: Sorry, I forgot Eddie Redmayne! He’s still my vote for the most stylish man of the awards season.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
I’ve had it with men who don’t shave (Javier) or display badly groomed facial hair (what’s going on with Hugh’s face?) or facial hair that looks like you’ve arrived after a one night stand (Bradley Cooper).
Even DDL shaved for the event.
I’d take DDL any day of the week. As an actor he is leagues ahead of them all and isn’t a fame whore (works only if he likes a script, which is once every two years on average).
I just about fainted. DDL is a dead ringer for my brother in law!!
D’you want to maybe give us his number…? 😉
They pretty much all look bad. Bryan Cranston is the only one I’d pick from this group.
Can we also put a world-wide ban on the fake tan?? I’ve had enough of these orange Oompa-Loompas to last a lifetime, male and female!
What ever happened to gorgeous, natural skin???
what is it about bradley cooper that looks different and weirder than usual?
His eyes keep getting creepier and creepier…he needs to learn to tone down that intense, “I’m gonna rape you, gurl” facial expression.
Your comment had me in stitches. That really should be the caption for the pictures.
You can get coloured contacts, right? I’m wondering whether brown eyes would tone down the friendly-neighbourhood-serial-killer label to maybe just friendly-neighbourhood-squirrel-killer status.
Ooer, imagine red eyes on Halloween 0_o
As for who I’d rather . . . I’ve recently discovered DDL is a frontrunner for the post of Forever Dong but he’s still being pipped to the post by Richard Armitage (MINE. He isn’t here, but still – MINE).
Followed by a dash of Crazy Coop and a light smattering of Jon Hamm/Ben Affleck.
@cmc…funniest BC line ever! I laughed out loud (as in, REALLY LOUD) when I read it, and now I can’t stop laughing… which seems kind of wrong of me on some level. 😉 I’m trying to focus on which hot guy I’d rather, damn it!
I don’t get the creepy vibe from BC that you guys do. I think he’s gorgeous. I think maybe it’s his eyes that are freaking people out? My eyes are a dark blue, and sometimes it freaks people out, esp if i wear eye shadow and emphasize them. I get asked if they’re real. my mom’s are a light, light blue like BC’s. her eyes are real sensitive to light, so prob BC’s are too, maybe that’s why his pupils look funny.
the blue blue eyes! when youu meet him in first ,all you see is his blue blue eyes
Coop looks like he just dyed his hair darker. He’s sorta of giving off a femme vibe in the close-up. I never noticed that before.
Eddie wears the hell out of a suit. He looks fantastic, again.
I was thinking the same thing! I never noticed the femme in his face before. Maybe the darker, longer hair is making it more pronounced.
He looks super girly. He should have gone with some stubble to rough him up a little, because he looks like the middle-aged wife of a lawyer on her way to tennis lunch.
his face looks like its getting smaller and his head is getting bigger. very bizarre
I’ve said it before and I’ll say again. BCoop, would either f*ck you then kill you, kill you then f*ck you, or both at the same time.
His small chin & jaw. It just looks so feminine to me and close up pics make it smaller.
His freaky light blue eyes?
It’s the hair, but he has looked like a weasel for awhile now. Don’t see what all the interest is.
I don’t understand Hugh Jackman’s facial hair.
Damn, didn’t realize how intense B.Cooper’s eyes are.
Jackman’s beard is for a movie:he’s filming PRISONERS
Yes, something is weird. His hair looks fuller and he looks younger (Botox?) but it comes across as weird, not good.
Graying Ben Affleck with the rakish smile, please!
I’ll have some of that as well, please!
Damien Lewis. I have such a thing for that guy…
oKitt, back away from my ginger.
Touché
You can’t have two gingers, Miss Kiki. There are rules, you know. So I begrudgingly give you Damien while simultaneously grabbing Fassy.
YOINK!
The men did very well last night, didn’t they? Meow.
Thanks for answering my prayers with some hot men but unfortunately the only three men from the above photos I find bangable are Ben,Eddie and Hugh.
Damn Bradley-Serial Killer much…..
my fav suit is Javer Bardem’s suit and why every guy had a problem with their bow tie?
Javier all the way, though I wish he (along with some others) would have shaved for the event. I was hoping he would win for Skyfall which his brillant in.
Not a damn one. -sigh-
Me either. Where’s Matt Damon???
Oh, hello Eddie Redmayne! I love your devotion to the pocket square.
Eddie Redmayne, Bryan Cranston, Damian Lewis but never, NEVEr B. Cooper-he looks like he’d stab ya when you’re done..
First up, give me Hugh please. Weird Wolverine facial hair and all.
Coming in close second is DDL. Though if I’m being honest with my biscuits, and please don’t throw things at me ladies, I’ve grown kinda tired of his acceptance speeches at this point. Not sure if it’s pretension of something else, but I just feel like some genuine is missing. I involuntarily rolled my eyes last night. Help.
Give me Damian, I’ve loved him since he was in Band of Brothers. I would love to spend time with DDL also, even just to talk to him, that would make my day.
Yummy Damian (orange as he is here) and DDL. Eddie and I guess Hugh for seconds, teehee. When I look at BCoop all I want to shout is “Hairpiece!” At least it’s better placed than Alec’s.
Hugh Jackman please. The hope that he’d take off his shirt is the only thing that got me through all 3 hours of Les Mis.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but Ben Affleck has actually grown on me. He must be a talented actor because I’ve gone from loathing the douche to being like “aww…Ben’s so cute”
Damien and Hugh always and forever. I highly appreciate Aaron Paul, Ben Affleck and The Hammdong.
Honourable mention goes to RedCarp who needs to top every best dressed list this year.
BCoop as always looks like a serial killer.
Hi Miss Kiki, can you tell me where the redcarp nickname comes from?
Bradleeey! 🙂
I was so sure he was going to win last night…
I don’t know why I always get a Barry Manilow vibe from BCoop. They remind me of each other.
Coopacabana….
LOL
wasn’t expecting to look through these and have Bryan Cranston be the only one I’d say “definitely!” to, but the rest of them are all lookin sloppy, puffy, or old……Bald wins, every time.
Yes and he was cute WITH hair as Dr Tim Watley on Seinfeld. He is the greatest actor yet for how many years who knew?
Was it Dr. Tim Watley who re-gifted the Labelmaker?
Baffleck or Javier for me – Eddie Redmayne is NOT good looking – YUCK!! Inigo Montoya will always have a place in my heart.
Jesse Pinkman= hot and hilarious
Seconded.
Jesse Pinkman forever, bitch!
Yep. He was the first one that jumped out at me too.
Of course it would have to be DDL.
And I’d make him recite lines from Last of the Mohicans…
^ this!! Yum.
I will find you!!!
Swoon . . .
Why does Eddie Redmayne always come the sides of his hair forward like he’s living in the 1800’s? Hugh Jackman also with bad hair day. Damien Lewis our ginger stud and Jon Hamm are the winners for me. I would ride them like a horse.
I hardly think Bradley almost cried when he didn’t win because he knows no one’s got a chance this year, but this site always hated him, so whatever.
Anyway yeah, I’ll take him over everyone else, despite the clean shave.
+1
*No one but DDL of course. Damn him.
We don’t hate Bradley at all.
OMG! David Estes and Saul where there??? ahahah
I’m sorry guys…i just want that new season sooooo bad 🙁
Normally I’d say Damian Lewis but Mandy Patinkin is making me feel things too.
Bradley would need the same look he had in SLP – shaved head and beard stubble, in order for me to find him hot again.
jackman, Javier, and Cooper… DDL was handsome back in the day.. But just not into him anymore.
If we know anything about Bradley Cooper, the end of that should be ‘man’
Hugh and Ben.
Sigh. Hugh Jackman. Always Hugh Jackman.
Who would i rather? Among the above list, Ben Affleck. Not included in the list, Chris Colfer. Oh, he is gay? well, first of all, he should be anyway in the list, cause that boy is becoming slowly under our eyes more and more beautiful, and second the post says:” who would YOU rather”, NOT ” who would anyone on the list rather ” so…
DDL always. WTF has happened to Alec Baldwin’s hair ??
I don’t bother watching these shows anymore…but when I do, Hugh is bound to get hit multiple times. Everyone else, exit stage right. Thank-you 😉
Hugh. All day; every day; HUGH. With a follow-up of Brody AND Nazir, and maybe some Javi for dessert. (Or vice versa) And then back to the main course, of course! 😉
Eddie squinty eyes make me think he wouldn’t find his way through my furry fanny down there.
B-Coop looks feminine strange, like a woman who is in the final phase of her complete transformation into a woman.
Jon Hamm always and forever not my type albeit looking good.
David Harewood…*purr*
Ohhh DDL brushed eyebrows… <3
Ms Kay-Doo, you are funny as hell & it’s only Monday. 😉
You took the words out of my mouth. Cooper looks so feminine in a strange way…
It’s not even fair to put DDL there, the last of mohicans forever and ever!!!
So, I choose Damien Lewis!
Eddie wins my heart and the most stylish straight man ever.
Plus I love those strange beauty guys like Eddie, Cumberbatch & Rupert Friend.
Where’s Rupert Friend?
John Hamm has my vagina and Eddie Redmayne has my attention.
After looking at ALL of these dudes, I’m going to have to say that Ben is the ONLY one I’d do. He’s my DILF fantasy for sure!
I just have to say… Eddie Redmayne…that is a damn ugly man. Geez, I can barely look at him straight on. Talk about unfortunate :-/
This post just put me back into mourning for evil hottie David Estes. He’s just so. damn. fine.
From this list!!! OK
Hugh Jackman and Javier Bardem, great actors, fun men (you can tell!!) and their personal lives are not the current “NATIONAL HORROR” story.
I am still bucking the current trend, DDL is not the best actor we have on planet earth – he does not “entertain” me. “YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH”
Javier! And then Jon. Alec’s hair is a joke. And Bradley needs to fix his hair – he’s going through a very fugly stage right now.
Ya know, I’m so over the list of ‘who would you rather’ this year, that I’m gonna take a pass at all of them..even my super long time crush of Hugh Jackman.. um, um, ummm…and I do love me some Hugh Jackman.. And btw, wtf is up with Alec Baldwin’s hair?!? Bad comb over cut??
I like a lot of these guys, but for who’d I rather, I guess Hamm and Hugh. Damien does nothing for me.
BCoop needs to go back to the buzz cut, the pretty pretty waves are nice but not on him.
DDL!! So classy with that little bohemian vibe. He’s hot. The only reason I’m even watching this award season. Oh and for a possible glimpse of Joaquin.
The Hamm is looking so chiseled & ridiculously handsome in that pic. Have his eyes always been that luscious color, & so bedroom-y?
Yes, they have. They have indeed.
Redmayne any day of the week. Pure class, that one.
Bradley, Ben, Hugh and Eddie – in that order.
I will always love BCoop, serial killer eyes or not he’s my pick for the hottest Hollywood actor 🙂 And he was SO good in Silver Linings Playbook so he gets even more points for that!
No Clooney?
Aaron Paul, most definitely.
I was watching both E news and CNN last night and I thought for sure Clooney would be there and was surprised that he wasn’t maybe he decided to take a back seat and let Ben have his moment.
Mandy Patinkin ooooof course
Ding ding ding! You are correct! He was a regifter, dated Elaine, and converted to Judaism to be able to tell Jewish jokes with impunity. Jerry accused of this, and he the accused Jerry of being an anti-Dentite.
Wow, Dr. Watley had a lot of good story on Seinfeld. Not only was he the Re-Gifter, but I think he also creeped Jerry out when he changed his dental practice to “Adults Only.” Jerry was convinced that some kind of funny business was going on after the patients were sedated *wink wink*. He thought Dr. Watley & his attractive “oral hygienist” were up to no good. 😉
Ooh I remember! Timmy was quite the naughty dentist…..
Ummmm, why do I not get the Jackman love? My gaydar goes off like crazy around him. Plus he has a pin head on top of that overly inflated body.
Bradley Cooper scares the crap outta me. His pupils are tiny…has he taken a Xanax to chill out? And when did his eyes get so blue? There is something very creepy about that dude.
Eddie Redmayne is so cute. He has a great oldfashioned face like he could jump from Pride and Prejudice to a My Week with Marilyn with just a wee trim of the hair along the way.
Ben Affleck is becoming manly and hot. He used to be a ferrety little brat but he’s got hot lately.
Unfortunately the hottest dude on the planet wasn’t there…JOAQUIN PHOENIX! Man, if him and I were locked in a room together, there would be no guarantee we would ever come out 😉
Hear hear! Joaquín would’ve been the hottest guy there. But, as it stands… I would pick Hugh first, he’s dreamy and tall and hot and nice. Then maybe Bryan Cranston, seriously!
The rest…. Meh. Eddie Redmayne preens too much for my taste. Alec should just embrace age and take that ridiculous toupee off!
Lol at Bradley looking femenine! Unsettling!
Has beard suddenly become trendy or what? o.O
Cooper looks weird, DDL is probably nuts (all the method acting got to his brain). Affleck – no way, I don’t like to be papped every day.
Javier and Brian Cranston look the most normal to me and both are really talented – and they have a nice smile too!
Ben. Then… Ben again 😉
no contest. Jackman. Sigh. His wife is a lucky woman.
Bryan Cranston is wonderfully Bad! I love Jackman’s facial hair. He’s lovely. Daniel Day Lewis is so great…I love it when he is on anything. The Coop has darkened his locks so his eyes were accented…Huh, creepier. Not manly enough for me.
Altho he douche ben looked mighty good last night
UGH…I can’t stand Damian Lewis…he looks like he thinks his farts don’t stink and he was so pissed that he didn’t win last night…the look on his face told the whole story. I’ll take Ben Affleck…He seems sweet and funny, and he is hot and he looks like he would be a rockin good time between the sheets…(sigh)
Dahling, he went to Eton!
This award season has been meh to me no suprises,no drama,no controversy…
I’ll take Eddie Redmayne and Bradley Cooper, either one after the other…or both together, I don’t mind!
I think hugh jackman is the only hot guy pictured. and listening to his speeches, seeing his relationship with his wife, this makes him even hotter.
ben affleck is so disgusting and sleazy. His smirk smile gives me the heebie jeebies.
May I have almost all of them, pleeeaaase!
But seriously…what is UP with Bradley Cooper’s hair?!
(And Ben Affleck’s crooked smile is so cute!)