“Get out of my face, b-!” Screamed Kimora Lee Simmons

Not the traditional birthday greeting truth be told … but then Kimora Lee does love to bring 6 feet of drama to any occasion … it’s really not a party unless it’s all about her — even though it was in fact someone else’s party — Alicia Keys birthday party in fact … who was none too pleased when the brouhaha broke out at Manhattan’s Bed Lounge.

According to Rush & Molloy it went down a little something like this:

Guests wheeled around to find the designing wife of rap mogul Russell Simmons yelling at a woman in jeans and a tan vest. “Kimora said that the woman had thrown a drink at her,” says one attendee. “She didn’t look wet to me. But security grabbed the girl and ushered her out.”

Asked by another guest what the fight was about, the woman said, “She’s jealous of me!”

Could it be that Kimora coveted the mysterious tan vest … in a momentary fit of post-bling sanity did its monochrome simplicity call out to her? Had she misunderstood her status as Estranged wife of media mogul Russell and thought it was spelled with a silent ‘e’ ? Does she have the super power to be wet and yet appear dry … it doesn’t sound like enough to get her on Heroes.

Apparently in the reporter’s follow-up to the story the tan vest woman couldn’t be reached (SCARY) Kimora’s rep when asked to clarify the evening’s events said Tan Vest was ‘a disrespectful fan.’

Let’s hope for Tan Vest’s sake that disrespecting KLS doesnt get her a pair of cement boots to go with her already under-accessorized outfit.

Whatever the back story, Keys didn’t seem to appreciate the drama. “When Kimora was leaving, Alicia totally ignored her,” claimed a source.

Surely getting to ignore Kimora Lee Simmons is the best gift a girl can give herself … Many Happy Returns of the day Alicia … from all of us here at the drama free family of Celebitchy!

Note by Celebitchy: Kimora seems to enjoy fighting. She said several times in an Vanity Fair interview last year “I will beat a bitch’s ass.” I guess she will.

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18 Responses to ““Get out of my face, b-!” Screamed Kimora Lee Simmons”

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  1. Jude says:

    Disgusting, shallow, materialistic, empty-headed, arrogant, gold-digging, consumerist, tasteless, vulgar, bourgeois bitch.

    I will beat *that* bitch’s ass.

  2. DJ says:

    Apparently she WON’T “beat a bitches ass” … she’d rather yell & carry on until security diffuses the situation. Maybe she was mis-quoted, and actually said “I will be a bitch-ass”. Sounds more appropriate. I only clicked on this story to find out who this skank even
    IS !

  3. UrbanDK says:

    Ohhh poor Kimora … where is the love

  4. gg says:

    Hey Jude, what you said. lol! “Consumerist”! perfect.

    I stand amazed at the nouveau riche ghetto-acting persons who pass for being famous these days, who think it’s attractive to start a brawl. That ain’t class where I come from, it’s horror. And one’s ability to purchase overpriced crap only impresses other morons.

    funny article, writer! cheers

  5. Viv says:

    Yowza, what a feisty biatch!

    Hahha, is that really a mug shot of her? That’s hilarious. It’s almost as awesome as Tom Delay’s mug shot.

    Good article, UrbanDK. I always like reading about crazy Asians.

  6. nina says:

    did she ever get a divorce? i know i am slow….

  7. Anne (in Reno) says:

    Um, why is she famous? Will somebody tell me? Seriously.

  8. KIM says:

    She is ‘famous’ because she is Russell Simmon’s wife (he is like a kazilllionaire rap mogul) and she started the ever so classy Baby Phat line of clothing for women (I use that term loosely). She has sold that line as far as I know and is now getting a divorce from old man Simmons. Oh yeah- she was also on some crappy talk show with I think four other girls- Jules Asner was on there too- but it didn’t last long- I can’t remember the name because that’s just how good of a show it was. Basically she is rich because she married Simmons and had two kids with him.

  9. KIM says:

    oh yeah- and the picture is her mug shot after she was pulled over for DUI for pot.

  10. Viv says:

    LOL, thanks Kim. I was wondering where that was from.

    She used to be a model as well and was on America’s Top Model as a judge.

    She’s a big (6 feet tall) ol’ nobody. I remember picking up a copy of A Magazine which is a magazine for Asians (now defunct) and Kimora had made the cover which made a lot of people angry because she was just freeloading off of her husband’s wealth.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Credit where credit is due … She was actually Karl Lagerfeld Muse for several years (like bwetween 13-16 yo –crazy young) so she has actual Fashion history credibility … all the Russell Baby Phat Bling drama came on afterwards … divorce still pending … and possibly gonna be cancelled … they just launched a big jewelry store together

  12. Anonymous says:

    kimora and her husband are both tacky and gross. kimora loves to brag about having a marble toilet. yeah she is so much better than you. (lol) she likes to invite people over to photograph her fug house. that photo of her is from being pulled over by cops and having a bag of pot on her. the baby phat clothing line is also tacky overpriced and majorly fug. she may have lots and lots of money but her taste is as tacky as as a korean massage parlor…kimora must give good hand jobs.

  13. Anonymous says:

    I think the show she was on was called – Life and Style. There were four women with Jules Asner as the lead. Then later Kimora disappeared off of the show because she was apparently having a riff with one of her co-stars.

    This wasn’t her first run-in and no doubt will not be her last. Perhaps she and Naomi Campbell should hook up and trade tips on how to beat a b*tches ass.

  14. Jude says:

    Viv–I think there was some kind of feature or blurb about her in Audrey magazine as well (that’s my choice for Asian-American women’s magazine), and pretty much everything she said was disgusting.

    I was in Macy’s once and stumbled across the Baby Phat for kids section. Oh. My. God. Dressing your eight-year-old daughters in that crap has to be the most reliable way to ensure that they grow up to be hip-hop video hos (best-case scenario), strippers, or worse.

  15. Kimora’s back to normal, thank God!

  16. Viv says:

    Jude, I’ll have to check that out. I haven’t found one that I’m happy with enough to actually keep a subscription.

  17. Pecarrie says:

    Shes just trying to fit in with her husband and his types- she has to act up on purpose to be seen as something- — at least that’s a theory. She’ll jump on the opportunity to show “who she is” (=translation who she wants to be seen as) and for the applaus of her fellows… however shallow and vain they all are

  18. Clarimonde says:

    I’d have a bad attitude if my name sounded like something you put in your coffee.