Britney has trouble keeping her weight stable, and I can relate after the holidays. In Touch speculated in an earlier issue that Britney’s blossoming body means she’s pregnant again. They point out that she got pregnant with mystery baby Jayden James a mere three months after she had Sean Preston, and that it’s possible that her tummy is the beginning of a baby bump.
In Touch gives such compelling evidence as Britney fainting on New Year’s, not drinking at one point, wearing boots, and buying a new dog. This is older news and I’m skeptical, but it’s fun to repeat so you guys can humor me:
“Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka,” says a witness to the January 14 party. “But Britney drank bottled water…”
Britney’s sudden abstinence – plus her noticeable weight gain and a New Year’s Even incident, in which she passed out at Pure – has launched new rumors that the soon-to-be-divorced star is pregnant again.
[From In Touch print edition, January 29, 2007]
I’m not buying it until she has a real bump, so we’ll see. She’s smoking a lot so I doubt it’s true, but with Britney you never know.
The best part of the article is an inset with the question “Who could be the daddy?” Bodog.com had odds on who would father Britney’s next spawn, and her new guy Isaac Cohen was ahead.
Here is Britney shopping at Target on 1/29. She is back to long black extensions since these pictures were taken, and was spotted out wearing a star of David necklance. Her new beau, model Isaac Cohen, is a Jewish guy and people say the jewelry is in honor of him.
Pictures from BreatheHeavy.com. Magazine scans and story from Sammie’s Effluvia.
Ugh, white trash breeder. I seriously doubt she is pregnant actually. But what the hell is up with those track bottoms?? And that greasy ass hair? Seriously does this girl not have a stylist or at least someone who can tell her to fix herself up a wee bit before leaving the house? Her career is so over.
She really need to stop breeding…
I doubt she’s pregnant – her tummy has looked like that since the birth of Jayden James, and what do you expect when she eats fast food all day and gets drunk every night? She can’t lose her weight if she goes on with that lifestyle..
I know that Jewish guys like shiksas, but this is ridiculous!
Hilarious! What do cowboy boots and chihuahuas have to do with pregnancy?
She looks like hell! What happened?
I don’t think she’s pregnant c’ause she is smoking and drinking redbull but yet again she is Britney Spears!
I’m with Agent…how does wearing boots and buying a dog indicate pregnancy?!
i hate the lighting in target. it burns my eyeballs out-eveyone looks shitty under those fluorescent lights.
the coverage of britney is getting tiresome. sure, she could wear a bra when she goes out. nobody looks picture perfect all the time. i say leave her the hell alone already.
Britney has her eyes on the prize! She’s going for the Guiness Book of Records – most babies squirted out in shortest period of time.
But seriously, I do not think she is expecting. She’s just let herself go (and I believe she’s still going). The Family Guy movie “Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story” comes to mind:
Britney (morbidly obese and a leg amputee due to diabetes) does a twenty year comeback concert in a wheelchair: “I’m still sexy, y’all!”
Nostradamus couldn’t have predicted it better.
do you guys think she is fat? like seriously??? jeeez! she is chilling! letting her hair down! shit i dont know what you guys would think of me if i had her money and wanted to enjoy it sometimes!!!