Jennifer Love Hewitt jokes her boobs are worth $5 mill, didn’t they cost less than that?

USA Today has a new video interview with Jennifer Love Hewitt, who is always good for a wacky interview. This one was particularly fun and I enjoyed her energy. After checking out USA Today’s website, I would just like to complain for a moment about this new trend of sites being very video-heavy, overly simple to the point of hiding features, and not including quotes. It bothers me that sites are doing this, and that they’re modeling their design after mobile devices. How many times have you/your friends/family bought a new phone and had no idea how to use it? It’s one thing when technology is streamlined, it’s another when a flashy design hides features you can’t find.

Ok, thanks for following me on that tangent for a while. Getting back to Love-Hewitt, several outlets are excerpting these quotes and you really have to see them in context to realize that she was asked specifically about insuring her boobs, and that she was being goofy and having fun with it. (So maybe I just countered my own argument.) Love Hewitt is promoting the second season of The Client List, which premiered last night.

On if she would insure her boobs
I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’ These things right here are worth $5 million!

Her grandmother’s nickname for her
My grandmother loves to call me ‘The TV ‘Ho,’ she thinks it’s hysterical and it’s so disturbing because she’s my 86 year-old grandmother.

Why she loves her job
I get to rub abs for a living. I never thought that that would be my job, so that’s exciting. It’s a hard job, but somebody has to do it, and I’m glad it’s me!

On how the men are more self conscious on her show than she is
I’ll be sitting there eating a sandwich and the guys will be doing jumping jacks or push-ups to work out their arms

Her casual style
I’ve cut down on the lingerie in my own life because I wear it all the time. So, it’s like I don’t want to go home and even think about another cute bra and panties set. I’m over it! I’m a soft, cozy T-shirt or tank top and big baggy sweatpants girl.

[From USA Today, quotes at US Weekly]

There’s going to be some consternation over Hewitt saying her boobs are worth millions of dollars but again she was just messing around about insuring body parts, and the interviewer is the one who brought it up. (I think, that was off camera.) She knows her boobs are worth the $5g they probably cost. I’m joking, her boobs are probably natural. She’s always been busty from what I remember, and most older photos of her show that. Say what you will about Love-Hewitt, she’s very natural looking and we haven’t seen her with puffy lips, obvious botox or fillers, or even a nose job. Our standards are really low, right?

Here’s a photo of her from 2000 with the same boobs. That outfit is so funny.

Photos from 2-14-13 and 3-4-13. Credit:

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  1. Monica says:

    She looks really good in the recent photos. She’s mad desperate in her love life, but otherwise I find her harmless and pleasant.

  2. PattyCakes says:

    that title = #shade at its finest. lol

  3. HotPockets says:

    Oh Jlove, you sometimes remind me of Jessica McFarty Simpson. Jennifer doesn’t look like she has had any work done and she still seems and looks so young. She is the epitome of 90’s teenage romcoms

    • Jackie Jormp Jomp (formerly Zelda) says:

      ANd the little evening bag….with those tacky shoes…hahah oh my

  4. Dawn says:

    Her boobs are real I believe. As far as I can see she has never messed around with her face, her hair or her boobs. She seems like she doesn’t take herself all that seriously and she’s been in the business for a long time now. So I can’t find anything to snark about her!

    • thinkaboutit says:

      She LOVES extensions and coloring her hair…not sure what you mean she’s never messed with her hair.

      • Dawn says:

        Really? I didn’t know about the extensions and I do count that as messing with your hair…but not so much coloring even though technically it is!

    • Tulip Garden says:

      I can’t snark on her either b/c she seems like a good person (with issues) that works really hard. Every once in awhile she earns an eyeroll with quotes about her love life or lack thereof but she seems to be geniune and has a pretty postive outlook. She has kinda won me over by just getting on with it (life) w/o a tabloid worthy meltdown even when things don’t go her way!

  5. RHONYC says:

    lmao @ that outfit too! it’s like…yeah, that pashmina really classes it up. 😆

  6. Anna-fo-Fanna says:

    I kind of love her. She seems to have kind of a great attitude about this whole Hollywood thing. I just wish she had that attitude in her love life, too!!

  7. loma says:

    Tilda Swinton is in The Beach.. that is all!

  8. Jayna says:

    Her naturally big boobs she has always referenced more than anyone else does. She loves bringing attention to them in interviews like she’s unique. There are so many boob jobs in celebrityland that she’s nothing special out there. I think they were more of a big deal when she was a teen actress and busty. I like Jennifer, though.

    • NerdMomma says:

      You’re exactly right though. There are so many boob jobs in H’wood that the natural ones ARE unique. And worth bragging about.

      Personally I’ve always found Hewitt to be noteworthy because of her smile. It’s really a beautiful smile.

  9. DeltaJuliet says:

    I’m pretty sure they’re real. She’s always been busty which I guess is why my husband has always lusted after her lol

    She annoys me a little but she’s harmless.

  10. megsie says:

    I seem to be going through a naive and accepting phase, but they look real to me.

  11. jojo says:

    not that it matters, but she did have her nose done…

  12. elkiddo says:

    I lust that coat

  13. thinkaboutit says:

    13 years later and still baring her midriff. Hmm…

  14. kibbles says:

    She gets a lot of grief over her weight gain but I think she looks a lot better than when she was in her 20s. She looks great with curves.

  15. yeahright says:

    She has put on some weight since 2000 so that’s not a fair comparison. I believe her boobs are real.

    I dont know how she is only 34 years old though. She’s two years older than me but she looks more like my mom’s age. My mom is in fantastic shape for 54 so I am not insulting Jennifer by any means… but I don’t know… I just dont buy she’s 34.

    • lisa says:

      she was on kids incorporated with mario lopez and fergie. it would be hard for her to lie significantly about her age.

  16. lisa says:

    i think j love needs to date outside of hollywood. i think dating in the industry keeps her trying to hard or something. but i think she’s basically nice.

  17. Patrice says:

    I love Love! She seems funny, sweet, goofy and isn’t afraid to make fun of her own hype, good or bad 🙂 She’s the type of girl you’d love to have as a mani/shopping/spa day friend right? I know I would.

    I recently read her little tome on relatinships, and while I didn’t agree with everything she says in it, I did find it fun, honest and entertaining which is exactly how I view her 😀

    P.S. Jennifer looks gorgeous in those more recent pics in the red blazer! I really wish a lot of us naturally curvy girls-myself included-would stop feeling the need to constantly fight our body type and learn to celebrate it instead. I’m at my heaviest, a size 8 jeans but sometimes hips and really big b**bs don’t always feel like an asset and you get caught up in trying to diet them away like Love has in the past. Here’s hoping she doesn’t get too too thin again; I don’t think the tube top size/look of her younger years really suits her…

  18. TheOriginalWaffle says:

    Love-Hewitt is coming off really well in this interview. Very fun.

  19. lela d. says:

    I love Jennifer Love Hewitt and I like the show clients list but I don’t get it does she have sex with the guys are want it never really shows What’s going on and she kind of puts down the other girls for having sex get she supposed to be having sex with the guys too what did she only give handjobs I find is contradicting also I Have a dear friend that does the same kind of work that she does on the show clients list and massage techn. my friend says it meant a do not leave you he might get to mount the money for handjob second they do not bring in the beautiful lingerie for you. she said the guys do not give 1000 dollar tip for a handjob.and on the show they never do tell you what Riley does with a client? so is Riley like our ex President Bill Clinton hand jobs are not sex lol?? Because if you watch the show you’ll notice that she puts down the other girl that had sex with the clients. the girl that got her the job in the first place!! the character Riley acts all goody goody. it’s the only massage parlor where you make thousands of dollars and don’t have sex and the guys bring you Christian Louis Vuitton high heels that by the way cost at the very least 600 dollars a pair. My private source told me that most men that Bring my shoes in lingerie want it back after the session. that’s right ladies they take it from girl to girl or I should say woman to woman clients list get your information correct men do not leave 1000 dollar tips for handjobs at massage parlors. maybe with upper class escorts. and the guys generally don’t come in every week I like this show on the TV show that’s too so crazy
    . the writers really need to do the research better I fear that it’s making a show look too glamorous am I leave girls think that’s easy money send it to men are the wonderful guys it all look really handsome. by the way did you notice she has not had 1 hairy guy yet?? or a guy that was cheap and didn’t leave a tip you never wait for guy to leave it if you work those things out had a time. ohh my God this is so pathetic I was really hoping they would show it in the real life but I guess you’re not going to have to make it all pretty pretty and fak at least throw in 1 client that’s cheap 1 client that stinks to 1 client it’s really fat and hairy.. and then you’ll have a real show. as I said my girlfriend works in this business and is a dime piece beautiful and I do not judge her for what she does but she does tell me that the show is way off. and that for every great customer you get you get 3 assholes. just keep things real. I predict by the end of the show that Riley will fall in love leave this business and never go to jail and of course the girl that got her the job will go to jail everything will be blamed on her and she’s just a s*** loser because that’s how America wants to treat a independent beautiful woman instead of celebrating her independence American need to really grow up when it comes to sex.

    kind of guy