Aw. Poor Justin Bieber. So tantrum-prone, so fussy, so hissy. So misunderstood! Justin knows that we’ve been talking trash about him so Justin unleashed his fury (AGAIN) on his Instagram with a lengthy message to his haters. I think this happened late Wednesday night – he posted a lengthy temper tantrum, then he deleted it, then he reposted it with some edits which we’ll get to in a moment. Here’s his original hissy fit:
“Everyone in my team has been telling me ‘keep the press happy,’ but I’m tired of all the countless lies in the press right now. Saying I’m going to rehab and how my family is disappointed in me. My family is beyond proud, and nothing’s been said by them. My grandparents wouldn’t know how to reach to press even of they did want to so that was a lie and rehab c’mon. If anyone believes I need rehab that’s their own stupidity LOL.”
“I’m 19 with 5 number one albums. 19 and I’ve seen the whole world. 19 and I’ve accomplished more than I could’ve ever dreamed of. I’m 19 and it must be scary to some people to think that this is just the beginning. I know my talent level and I know I got my head on straight. I know who I am and I know who I’m not. My message is to believe. My albums could be about anything, but my messages have been to never say never and believe. Not to believe in me, but to believe in yourself. I honestly don’t care if you don’t believe in me because I believe in me, and look where that’s gotten me so far.”
“I’m writing this with a smile on my face and love in my heart. Letting you know first hand how I feel rather than have these story linger. I’m a good person with a big heart. And don’t think I deserve all of this negative press. I’ve worked my ass off to get where I am and my hard work doesn’t stop here. i’m growing up finding myself while having people watch me and criticise me everyday i think im doing pretty damn good. And to those comparing me to Lindsey Lohan. Look at her 2012 tax statements.”
When he reposted the rant, he changed up the last few lines in which he had shaded Lindsay Lohan. He changed it to: “All this isn’t easy. I get angry sometimes. I’m human. I’m gonna make mistakes. I’m gonna grow and get better from them. But all the love from you guys overcomes the negativity. I love you. Thanks.”
So… now you know. We aren’t making fun of Justin because we think he’s an entitled, immature, unprofessional d-bag who can’t handle the slightest bit of criticism without throwing some worldwide hissy fit about it. We’re making fun of him because we’re totally JELLUS of his amazing accomplishments at the age of 19. Of course. Here’s my question: when did Justin Bieber become WORSE THAN KANYE? Because when Kanye went on insane all-caps rants, they were often funny and wry and you could tell that even though Kanye is d-baggy, he has a sense of humor and some sense of self-awareness. Justin is like Taylor Swift at this point – completely incapable of dealing with the fact that not every single person thinks the sun shines out of their ass.
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