“Doutzen Kroes wore a bikini in Miami, looked awesome” links

Doutzen Kroes in a bikini in Miami: would you hit it? [Popoholic]
Angelina Jolie is wearing a mysterious new ring! [Pop Sugar]
Blue Ivy Carter is a really long/tall baby. Very leggy. [Dlisted]
Jennifer Lopez is collaborating with Chris Brown. Of course. [LaineyGossip]
These photos make me like Amanda Seyfried more. [Buzzfeed]
Jason Statham just makes the same movie over and over. [Pajiba]
Kim Kardashian’s WEAVE weighs about 40 pounds, right? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Diane Kruger hated Joshua Jackson after their first date. [Evil Beet]
One man acapella version of “Thriller” = amazing. [Jezebel]
Farrah Abraham got a DUI, blames it on her sister. [Reality Tea]
Claudia Romani in a bikini. She’s French. [The Blemish]
The Italian court system isn’t done with Foxy Knoxy. [CDAN]
Ford pulls an ad where Paris Hilton drives around with bound & gagged Kardashians in the trunk. Who thought the ad was a good idea? [Starcasm]
Maxwell Drew Johnson steals the spotlight! So cute. [A Socialite Life]
Jenna Jameson looks awful these days. [The Frisky]
Remember when Karen Mulder was everywhere? Ah, the ‘90s. [Celebslam]
Kristen Stewart got slimed at the Kids Choice Awards. [Go Fug Yourself]
Ellen DeGeneres is Down Under with Portia. [I’m Not Obsessed]

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  1. V4Real says:

    No complaints here; she looks wonderful.

  2. Anonny says:

    Meh. She needs a cheeseburger.

    • CreamSoda says:

      Thank you. She is too thin for my taste. If she isn’t into cheeseburgers she can always eat a veggie burger.

      Just because abs are visible doesn’t mean the person has an awesome physique. Sometimes it just means they’re hungry.

    • wonderwoman21 says:

      That’s what heavy gals always say when they’re jealous…

      • Amelia says:

        Or perhaps it’s the opinion of people who just don’t find that body attractive.
        Jeez, just because you don’t like a certain body type, it doesn’t mean that you have the polar opposite version.
        FWIW, I’m majorly jealous of her abs.

      • Toot says:

        @ Amelia

        Valid, but when there is a large celeb people would be annoyed as well if someone said, “she needs to lay off all those cheeseburgers”.

        It’s annoying on both sides.

      • Anonny says:

        Apparently it’s what size 4 gals say too.

      • wonderwoman21 says:

        @ amelia

        It was more than an opinion about physical preference in regards to beauty; plenty of people on here commented such. Annony was directly insulting doutzen’s physique in a way that made it clear that she has no problem cruelly bodyshaming thin women with the implication that they’re starving themselves and fatty foods should be stuffed down their throats. It’s the same as telling a heavy woman “too heavy, get a treadmill!” Her opinion was rude and a putdown.

    • Irishae says:

      She used to be heavier, http://goo.gl/OI2MZ. I’m guessing VS told her to lose weight so she’d fit in better with the other models. Her body looks just like Leann Rimes’ now, minus the bolt-ons. She’s gorgeous either way, but I also prefer how she looked when she was eating a bit more :).

      • Alexandra Bananarama says:

        Wow! That’s an extreme difference.

        She looked so healthy and strong before. Her abs now are barely there and her legs have 0 definition. As long as she’s healthy I guess.

      • Christina says:

        Is that really her in the first picture? She looks almost normal (size wise). Now, you could drive a truck between her thighs. There’s no way she went from looking like that to looking like she does now through exercise alone. She must be on a fairly extreme diet, and it can’t be fun. Then again, if you earn as much as she does from your looks alone, and if you know you’ve only got a few years before the next hot young model comes along, it’s probably worth it.

    • wonderwoman21 says:

      Size four doesn’t necessarily mean anything, you could be a size four and 5’2″. And anyways it was more than an opinion that you gave; it was a cruel putdown that thin women are told by people who like to body shame them about their physique. As if consuming cheeseburgers were a solution, regardless of whether she has disordered eating or not.

      In short, your comment was rude.

    • Wingnut says:

      She used to be bigger before, but I think she looked fine then and she looks fine now. To me she doesn’t look too thin or malnourished. She has muscle tone and a healthy pinkness to her skin. She doesn’t look corpsey and/or bony. There’s a difference. I’d also like to add that I don’t think it’s body shaming to suggest that a scarecrow celeb should eat a hamburger. Some people are naturally thin, but those people still look normal and healthy. Most celebs who look emaciated are manipulating themselves to look that way, and you can tell both by how unnatural and gross they look, and by the fact that older photos and films prove they used to be healthy. Just my opinion. They can stand to hear that the public doesn’t buy it and/or are worried about them.

  3. Miss Jupitero says:

    I want my abs to look like that. She looks lovely to me.

  4. dave says:

    I’m not a huge fan of bodies like this… like power to her, if she likes it, that is all that matters but I prefer some muscle and a bit more fat! A sturdier woman… 🙂

    • Hakura says:

      I feel like that too, that sometimes really ‘showy’ ab-muscles on a woman looks a little less ‘feminine’. Different people can pull it off, but I think it’s just a little too defined for my personal taste.

      But more power to her!

  5. moon says:

    she used to look really pretty and curvy! now she’s just…dried out

  6. lylaooo says:

    she looks amazing and so pretty…but i prefer her when she has more curves

  7. Cherry says:

    Look at her adorable son!

  8. KellyinSeattle says:

    At least it’s not a photo of LeAnn prancing around in her bikini.

  9. YummyMummy says:

    Just checked out pictures of Kim in a teal skirt. WTF? She needs to just buy some maternity clothes. She would look sooooo much better.

  10. Christina says:

    I think this just goes to show that even those models who are considered relatively ‘curvy’ by modelling standards, are extremely thin by any remotely normal standard. Great body, and beautiful girl, but very very thin.

  11. Mirella says:

    She’s gorgeous & her son is adorable 🙂

  12. Toot says:

    She has a really gorgeous face.

  13. sirsnarksalot says:

    I always expected Angie and Brad to wed privately so I’m guessing that’s what the ring is about. They are probably married at this point. I expect when he does his press for WWZ he’ll throw the confirmation out there but we’ll never see any photos.

    And Aniston is probably tearing all her beanie babies apart in a Chardonnay fueled rage now 😉

  14. Nev says:

    Karen Mulder was one of the MOST stunning blondes I’ve ever seen!!!!!!

    Good times!!!!

  15. A Fan says:

    She’s lovely, but not my taste – prefer less muscle definition and more softness.

    But, the fact that she doesn’t have fake grapefruit tits overrides any negatives. So, ding ding, we have a winner.

  16. Starllight says:

    I prefer Bar Rafaeli.

  17. paola says:

    Jenna Jameson ttally looks like Mel B in that pic.

  18. MG says:

    Too thin.

  19. lambchops says:

    Some people naturally are thin and when they work out on top of it, have rockin bods. I bet she falls into this group. If I worked out a ton, I still wouldn’t look like this and if I tried, I’d look really sick. So to each his own, but I couldn’t strive for this look.

  20. Zombie Shortcake says:

    By the above description, I expected an ad wherein real-life Paris Hilton was driving real-life Kardashians bound in a trunk…And I thought that sounded like an incredible commercial.

  21. I preferred her when she was a little curvier… But she’s very pretty and one of my fave VS Angels so I still love her 🙂

  22. skuddles says:

    I love Douzen’s bathing suit! And yes, she has an incredible bod.

    Brad and Angie maybe married? Uh… congrats??

    JLO puts the LO in LOW.

  23. Loop says:

    I saw her once at a jump rope class, she blow me awa with her gorgeousness WHILE working out, that and that the girl is a F-ing beast. Give me strong and fit anyway over curvy bs, this girl is more muscle than ever.

  24. dana says:

    I think Reese is pregnant

  25. Victoria1 says:

    Those ford ads were hilarious! Mainly the Paris one because we are sick of the KKK’s. Oi vey… You put yourself in the spotlight there will be backlash.

  26. NEENAZEE says:

    The Ford ads are effin’ hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  27. Nance says:

    No idea who she is…

  28. janie says:

    She’s perfect. Love her. Was about to have a second piece of lasagna but this made me reconsider…

  29. Jag says:

    A guy did a Thriller video with more parts, a capella, a number of years ago which was much better. Must find it now. lol

  30. Tiffany :) says:

    I love that there are so many types of beauty. Even if we ourselves have one preference, there are millions of other people who have the same or different preferences.

    We are not forced into one standard. Men, women, the world, they do not expect or WANT us to fit into one standard. Why do the comments sections for these posts always turn into a debate about the ONE body type that commentors think are ideal?

    Why not just say “Vive la différence” and get on with it?

    • Hakura says:

      It’s been my experience that this particular site has much less of the whole ‘debate’ vibe, & more just the sharing of opinions or talking about one’s own body type preferences.

  31. DGO says:

    Her little boy is beautiful, and you can tell from how they interact (not just these photos, but many others) that she really spends time with him and doesn’t just shove him off on some nanny.

  32. Bodhi says:

    I prefer women with a little more meat on their bones, but she is quite pretty. And I am HELLA jealous that she has that body after having a kid!

  33. Skipper says:

    I am jealous in that I wish I had that body so I could enjoy all of the cake and cheeseburgers guilt free that would be required to get myself to the point of not looking like I had an eating disorder.

  34. randy says:

    Too bad about the ugly face

  35. ilovejapanesefood says:

    What ab exercises do you do to have abs like that? I know cardio and diet are important but that sculpting, wow!!!!

  36. Chelsea's handler says:

    I think the bikini needs her more than she needs the bikini.

  37. Mila says:

    I loled when i’ve read: “Kristen got slammed at Kid’s choice awards.”

  38. Hakura says:

    The pic of Blue Ivy, I was more distracted by the woman in the background’s hat w/kitty ears. xD

    JLO – He has no respect for women, & apparently neither does she. The almighty $ & getting herself back on the charts is much more important.

  39. normality says:

    Why are some of you saying she looks too thin? She looks completely normal for a girl who works out and eats. She’s not skeletal, she has sculpted muscles and her body doesn’t look unhealthy. I don’t see what you’re looking at. Is it because she doesn’t have giant jugs and all women are “supposed” to have them? I hope not. Look at her leg muscles, her ass, her abs and her arms. MUSCLES. You achieve that by working out and sculpting. If she wasn’t healthy or wasn’t eating, there would be other signs: sallow skin, thinning- dull hair, no ass and no muscle definition, bones protruding where they’re not supposed to. She looks great. I take no offense to those of you who say that you prefer a different body type (everybody’s different), but to say she should “eat a hamburger”? She probably does. But then she goes to the gym. It’s what we should all be doing, IMHO.

  40. Valerie says:

    Wow she really looks stunning. I am working on it so that I can look like her 🙂 or at least try to.