In a report you hope is completely fabricated but contains too many details to dismiss, In Touch makes the case for a burgeoning romance between the world’s most famous confirmed bachelor and the squinty face of useless fame. Paris Hilton and George Clooney were spotted out twice together on consecutive nights. While the first night may have been a coincidence or chance meeting In Touch adds some weight to an otherwise questionable story with a second night out involving heavy flirting. George really will give anyone a tumble, long-lasting side effects be damned:
Sitting next to each other at Dan Tana’s in West Hollywood on December 20, [Paris Hilton and George Clooney] appeared to only have eyes for each other. “You could tell there was definitely chemistry,” a source says.
Although they were joined by a group of fellow diners, including director Ridley Scott, funnyman Tyler Perry and Paris’ new BFF, Brittant Flickinger, onlookers say George, 47, and Paris, 27, virtually ignored everyone else at their table. “It looked like a first date that they brought pals on to make it not look like a first date,” an eyewitness tells In Touch.
And it wasn’t their first romantic rendezvous. One night earlier, the two shared drinks at the Whisky Bar at the Sunset Marquis hotel. “You could tell they were really into each other,” says a pal of Paris’. “They were gazing into each other’s eyes and smiling and laughing.”
[From In Touch, print edition, January 12, 2008]
At least we can console ourselves with the knowledge that Clooney doesn’t keep anyone around more than a few months and he isn’t apologetic about it. In Paris’ case he was probably drunk and/or bored and happened to be at the same place at the same time. If there is some kind of semi-lasting superficial bond there you hope they’re not secretive about it and we get some public entertainment out of it. There are too many possibilities to consider with these two – like what will they talk about?
Clooney’s last girlfriend, cocktail waitress Sara Larson, wasn’t the brightest bulb, but she spoke of the wonder of meeting the Dalai Lama. Will Paris’ world expand beyond extensions and pretty dresses under Clooney’s influence? This whole story is probably crap and we might not hear about it again anyway. I’m keeping my fingers crossed, though. George isn’t picky and Paris would be thrilled to hook up with an A-list star. The possibilities are just too fun to pass up, and maybe they realize it too. Is it too soon to name them Parislooney?
Paris Hilton is shown out in Sydney looking hung over on 1/1/09. George Clooney is shown on 12/6/08 at a charity event for Bild in Berlin. Credit: WENN
nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! say it isn’t so.
Funny — I thought her name already *was* Parislooney.
Oh God no!!!!!!!!!!!
ACK!!
if true he will have to change his name to George Cootie.
“…a source says.”
“…says a pal of Paris’.”
“…an eyewitness tells In Touch.”
Nuff said.
eeew
Paris is in Australia right now, disappointing people right and left. Didn’t show up at all to a dept. store where fans had been waiting hours to see her. Dragged her ass late to a hospital visit for sick chilluns.
She’s faaaabulous.
Can you (Yanks) take her back now, please?
LOL When you think of it Paris Hilton and George Clooney make a great couple, both have been around the block more the you can count, both are self righteous, egotistical people who have the body of full grown adults and the mentality of adolescence teenagers and between those two, they can form a new breed of STD’s that can wipe humanity clean in sixty seconds.
*barfing quietly*
Why is Paris all over the good ones?!? First Gerry Butler, now this…
George will soon be a frequent user of Valtrex …
this isn’t shocking if it were true. do you see the bimbos he dates? you’d never see him dating someone to the likes of Cate Blanchett (though married), still..he must be intellectually threatened by anyone with half a brain.
See, who says animals don’t seek their own kind? Thanks George, you just helped me prove my theory that yes, indeed you are a huge empty douchebag.
Sounds like one of those Clooney pratical jokes, that’s the only way I can make sense of this.
He must have started the rumor himself for a laugh
… I hope ?!
I don’t think Paris sleeps around as much as portrayed in the media. Why not these two? It would be fun to watch them and see how long it lasts. I say they should go for it and when it ends, they can both move on, feelings intact, neither one having had any expectations in the first place. Go for it!
Why is she considered the only cheesy one here? What a double standard! He has talent, okay. I guess that’s the defining difference. But in their personal lives, they’re essentially the same: non-committal, promiscuous, party people. At least she’s 27 and can attribute her lifestyle to youthful folly.
This seems hard to believe, but then again: 1) we get what we deserve; 2) perhaps they deserve each other; 3) I don’t see him breaking *her* heart. Might be kinda fun to see what comes of this.
He’s got a lot more going for him than she’ll ever have. Despite promises, she’s never lifted a finger to perform any charity work. He’s earned his good times. But ChaCha may have a point about him only dating dim bulb women. Sad, really.
CB Rawks – I wish we could call “Not it!” or something and get off the hook of EVER taking that empty scuzz bucket back into our country. Anyone know of a deserted island that we could send her off to? Maybe we could space shuttle her to another planet? Then again, we may soon thereafter be attacked by martians in dire need of Valtrex…
Clooney’s PR people make a point of having him go on a high profile “date” with a women every few months to keep up his hetero-cred.
I feel sooo…. cheesy for doing this but LMFAO @
“Dizzybenny:
January 2nd, 2009 at 3:39 pm
if true he will have to change his name to George Cootie.”
oh george. no. no. not you too 🙁 Is it too much to ask that the more established men in hollywood continue to maintain some dignity.
This is WTF on so many levels… the story, the bitch, the Clooney and his mustache. WTF???
I think they would be the perfect couple–they’re so much alike!
George do like him some skanks! Was he always such a dirty-old-man fool?
Feel free to publicly deny this rumor any time now, George.
Ew! Please George say it ain’t so. I actually had some respect for you…before this.
He only dates :
– porn-actress (Krista Allen),
– strippers (Sarah Talley),
– hostess/waitresses and TV contestants(Sarah Larson and Celine Balitran),
– pseudo lingerie model (Lisa Snowdon and Jennifer Aguerro)
etc… who all have crotch shots on the web.
So why not Paris Hilton? She is THE skank amongst the SKANKS (she has a sex-tape too).
::vomiting viciously while having an epileptic seizure::
Ohhh, I predicted this would happen. Not to fret; however deranged this story may be, George has never had a talent for dating women of substance. George prefers women who are 1. sluts 2. brainless 3. talentless and 4. STD carriers. I’ve seen George go to the doctor a few times for some ::ahem:: treatments (if ya know what I mean!). So given the history of ole George, Parisite Hilton is no different than any of the other bimbos he’s had. She’ll be another notch on his belt and he’ll be another male conquest of Parisite Hilton’s long and still growing list of conquests! Parisite Hilton is working on earning a spot in Guiness World Book of Records for having slept with half of the world’s population. 3 billion and counting. YOU GO GIRL!
If you want you can cry and blame her or say some sexest joke about him. But this is right up their ally, I’m suprised they don’t get married and cheat on each other night and day. And who knows Paris may want a little three way action. I don’t feel bad for them and sence nither of them have any soul why shouldn’t they. What do they have to lose?
Paris is like his other women- but at least she is not a gold-digger.
He must be a very shallow man and threatened by any woman who can actually show some intellectual ability or some depth of thought.
What a lonely sad man he must be.
All he’s got is his PR and his own high opinion of himself.
he’s just trying to out Do his friend in the skank dept.
Dearest Nancy,
Get a grip. Paris Hilton is a ho and a half plus 2. If there’s any truth to this story, George Clooney is digging the bottom of the barrel this time around.
If you ask me, I think this is a publicity stunt to help Paris’ ailing acting career, or at least what she’s trying to make of it. She cannot act, she definitely cannot sing, and her perfumes smell like dog doodoo. People want to call her an entrepreneur, but she’s really more like a maneur machine. Self promotion is all what she’s about and if there’s 1 thing true about her is that she’s all about Paris. I’m sure this is a ploy created by her PR gurus. What better way to try to legitimasize her acting career than to associate with an A-list actor like George. If you think about it, this is a step up for Ms. Hilton and 2 steps backwards for Mr. Clooney. Ms. Hilton has a reputation for associating with D-list celebs and now, maybe she finally landed the role of her life!
omgg they r both stupid!
i thought clooney was smarterr!#
hahaha
Oh my god is right! This story was fabricated by her publicist(s) and public relations mongers. Paris is a media whore, there’s no if, ands or butts about it.
I cannot help but laugh at this story because even if George Clooney exclusively dates women who are bimbos, who really cares? Whether this story has any merit to it remains to be seen.
The fact of the matter is, Paris Hilton is famous for being dumb, shallow, slutty, racist, bigoted, and miserly. She throws money around like it’s going out of style — on herself! If only she could live like a real, working class citizen would she perhaps develop any state of humility. I was hoping she would have evolved into a better person after she served jail time, but as we all know, that was just a phase in her life. It taught her absolutely nothing.
It is a sad day in hell when stories like this pop up. Although I’m not a huge George Clooney fan, I never thought he was the type of man who went for women who were essentially inferior to him. It says a lot about his own insecurities and why he cannot get a successful woman who’s all that & a bag of chips! No. He has to date women who are literally devoid of talent or intelligence.
As for Paris Hilton, tsk tsk tsk. I think that if she really is after George, it might be because she’s getting baby fever and wants a sperm doner. When Paris’ looks go downhill, what does she really have left in her life to reflect upon? Absolutely nothing. If she has a child, that’s something she can add to her resume and leave as her legacy. However, as pathetic as I honestly think Paris is, more power to her. You have to give the girl credit for knowing how to whore herself, both monetarily and for the sake of sensationalism.
Heh. Sure they are.
Whatever she’s paying her publicist, its not enough.