cELLEibate McPherson: 2 Years and Going Crazy for Sex

The 43 Year old, inappropriately dressed, single mother of two is shocked at her boring lack of a sex life according to LondonNet

– ‘I just don’t get men hitting on me,’ says supermodel Elle MacPherson who hasn’t had sex for two years.

The Australian supermodel and lingerie designer says she doesn’t have much luck with men.

“It’s crazy but, apart from a brief romantic intermission last summer, I have been single and celibate for two years. How boring is that?”

Women world wide vote for giving her a smack and single mothers polled high on adding a poke in the eye.

What they didnt understand was that Elle really has to put in that extra effort because:

men are intimidated by her looks.

She said: “I just don’t get men hitting on me, but I’m a hopeless flirt. I’ll go up to a guy and say, ‘I think you are so beautiful’. But it doesn’t work.”

The overweening years of supermodel confidence have failed to prepare the gi-normous, slightly leathery McPherson for life in her 40s but she is using her celibate estrogen reserve powers for good not for evil. Here she’s pictured (left) with comedian Matt Lucas at the launch of Red Nose Day in a London hospital. The aim of the event is to tackle poverty and social injustice, with 40 per cent of the money raised through Red Nose Day allocated for work in Britain and 60 per cent for Africa. (AP)

This candid snap also reveals what may be the key problems in the Amazonian Australians approach to the gentler sex. Many of the pale, rotund beauties she favors are in fact cowering in fear that she may consume them with powerful swipes of her strong mechanical jaws.

photos via tv4 and telegraphindia

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  1. Fabiola Thing says:

    She’s gorgeous.
    End of discussion.

  2. UrbanDK says:

    that’s it … well if the discussion is ended … then there is no more to say …let her eat as many round headed little men as she needs for a healthy lunch

  3. tmi says:

    ha ha !!!

    (when is the bad fake orange tan going to go out of style? elle needs to date the towel boy at the tanning salon.)

  4. Gigohead says:

    Wow. That seems hard to believe that she can’t get a man to bang her. If that’s her..then what does that leave the rest of us gals?

    I find that hard to believe. She’s a little “trampy” back in the days. She was messing around with Norm Macdonald when she guest hosted on SNL. He was married at the time and she busted his marriage..well..he was also to blame..who could blame him? She was Hot back then. They were together for about 5 months then she dumped him.

  5. Toubrouk says:

    I have some problems to believe her too. I am a man and I find her attractive, so I wouldn’t had any problem having sex with her.

    On the other side, what is her problem? Do she is looking for a successfull, 20-something adonis with tons of money to woe her? On that, we can believe that this very guy is looking for a teen beauty instead of her.

    Maybe that if she just step down of her ivory tower, she might get more mens.

  6. Polonia says:

    That’s true – she may just be going after the “wrong type”. Women are frequently attracted to bad boys and keep having a rotating disaster, one right after the other.

    Not to mention, super tall supermodels ARE quite intimidating … and men are easily intimidated.

  7. Lorra says:

    I am hot and have issues finding men as well – been a year for me! And it’s not because we’re picking the wrong men – for me it’s because I have not found one that is right for a long time. Maybe me and her both have the same issue – we have really high standards.

  8. Toubrouk says:

    Polonia, I see you are misinformed about human relationships. Mens are always the ones who take the risk when they meet a woman for the first time. When you got your ego pounded a couple of times, You can guess that when you look at Elle, you don’t see a relationship, you see another Ego-Pounding moment and you pass your turn.

    See it that way; I am 30 with a serious case of baldness and an average job. How are my odds of having ELLE in my life and why I should ever waste my time trying?

  9. frewtloop says:

    “It’s crazy but, apart from a brief romantic intermission last summer, I have been single and celibate for two years. How boring is that?”

    WTF If you’ve had sex you haven’t been celibate? I always thought she was a dumb bitch. Maybe thats what she and Lorra have in common.

  10. Diva says:

    Matt Lucas, lol….. Man, I wish they had Little Britain here in the US….