“This is exactly what Jeremy Renner would’ve looked like in the 1970s” links

God bless Jeremy Renner. He’s amazing. These are pics from David O. Russell’s Abscam film shoot. Renner 4 EVA. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Victoria Beckham & Harper Seven, out and about in Beverly Hills. [ICYDK]
Some Chris Hemsworth, for my ladies. [A Socialite Life]
Jamie Lynn Spears provides some Vintage Gossip. [LaineyGossip]
I burst into tears this morning when I saw this on TV. [Buzzfeed]
Amanda Bynes claims she’s not crazy, she just has an eating disorder. [Dlisted]
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart were out & about, coupled up. [Pop Sugar]
The full-length trailer for the Carrie remake is crap. [Pajiba]
Shakira tweets a cute photo of her son Milan Pique. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Is Demi Lovato wearing makeup in this selfie? I see lipstick…? [Evil Beet]
Kendra Wilkinson quit Splash. Huh. [The Blemish]
Are Katy Perry & Russell Brand hooking up again? Ugh. [CDAN]
Here’s that stupid Conan O’Brien/Chelsea Handler thing. [Moe Jackson]
Is Pres. Obama sexist for calling Kamala Harris “attractive”? [Gawker]
IDLYITW has been redesigned! It looks good. [IDLYITW]
Christina Hendricks covers the new issue of Flare. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kelly Rowland & Jamie Foxx: is it happening?! [Bossip]
Kim Zolciak’s Barbie wig will throw-down for her man. [Reality Tea]

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  1. ds says:

    He reminds me of Harvey Keitel in that first picture

  2. B says:

    Mr Magoo biopic!

  3. Jenna says:

    Ewwkay.

  4. Marty says:

    I need to find that trucker hat Chris H. keeps sporting. Trucker hats take away from a man’s sexiness. Damn shame…

  5. truthful says:

    he reminds me of Joe Pepsci, I think that’s his name…

    the lil feisty mafia looking guy

    • j.eyre says:

      Yes! Joe Pesci. I could not place it, thank you.

      • T.Fanty says:

        Well, it’s Joe Pesci hair (and stumpiness) but with a little Kietel and a teeny bit of Liotta in the face.

      • j.eyre says:

        Well done, T. Fan. Somehow you made him hotter with that mixture (gawd, I need my head examined)

        And stop playing hard to get – I have been positively chasing you today, baiting you on every thread. Geez, you know how teasing gets me all worked up.

      • T.Fanty says:

        Oh no! Miss Eyre – I cannot tell you enough how I have missed you this week! I had so hoped that you would be there to celebrate the birth of Crumpets and Crotchshots. Let me just shed myself of this cumbersome workload then I’ll be back to discuss matters of great import with you.

        And oh, dear God, woman! Renner arms with My Cousin Vinnie hair? If you abandon the tea cakes and start trying to entice me over to Thornfield with grits, I shall not be happy. I’m already now a little afraid of who/what you have stashed behind the arras. And don’t try to recruit Miss M to make you a hybrid – she is still on Frankenhiddles duty.

      • j.eyre says:

        OK then. I shall see you when you open the various Easter Eggs I have left for you today.

        No one should distract Agent MOL from the Frankenhiddles Project. I think we will all benefit from that.

      • T.Fanty says:

        Excellent. I’m going back to begin with the budget-boy post and retrace my steps. Do I need to go back to the previous CHemboy post, and the emergence of C&C (who, by the way, rose from the forum like a glorious and crumpety Venus, amid a shell of crotchshots, from the foamy surf of our inanity)?

        ETA: got a couple. Now I have to go back to James Shirley for a bit (urrrrgh). Anyway, Miss Eyre: how were your hols?

      • EscapedConvent says:

        Fanty, did you say “Cumbersome”?

  6. Rhiley says:

    Joe Pesci!

  7. c'est la vie says:

    I love it!

    With total irony in place, of course.

  8. TheOriginalKitten says:

    LMAO! This is great 😀

    • Miss M says:

      @TheOriginalKitten: I read in another site that they may be shooting today around that area, not sure if it is true. Actually, it was stated that they would be shooting there this whole week.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Yeah I have a friend in the industry who said as much.
        I’ll be the freak dressed in head-to-toe camo hiding in the bushes.

        I just wanna see Bale baby! 😀

  9. Brown says:

    What is going on with her Bride of Frankenstein hair? I know nothing about this movie sooo….

    • cr says:

      I’d not have thought about doing a movie about it:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abscam

      but I’m glad (maybe) they’re getting the era’s look accurately. Like with Argo, I’m getting horrible flashbacks to the late 70’s and wondering how in the heck we let our aesthetic taste get so bad.

    • mercy says:

      I’ve see pictures from the 70’s of women with updo’s like this that were two-toned dark in back and blonde up front, and dark with frosted tips all over, so I can believe this is authentic. So much long hair in the 70’s that hairstylists were bored?

  10. Mia 4S says:

    I feel somehow like the director of this movie is making it solely for the absolute joy of making Hollywood hunks (Bale, Renner, Cooper) look utterly ridiculous….and that’s awesome!

  11. Diana says:

    Ugh! that Carrie movie looks so bad!!! the only good thing it has is Julianne Moore.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Agreed. She is WAY too good for that crap. Remakes are not worthy of that woman.

  12. j.eyre says:

    Who is the lady in the photos with him – she looks great. Why do these photos of PocketRen make me so happy? The wig alone should make me wretch.

    Thank you, Kaiser, for the CHemboy shots. They, too, make me irrationally happy. Remora’s mother looks like Hillary Clinton a bit.

    My two arm boys both linked – I am having Bicep induced seizures.

    Beautiful tribute from the Chicago Tribune. Does anyone remember the Warner Bros ad in memory of Mel Blanc? That one still makes me cry when I see it. I love a well done, succinct tribute.

    • Marty says:

      The actress with Jeremy Renner is Elizabeth Rohm. She was on Angel and Law & Order(the original one).

      Is it just me or does Remora have horrible street style? I mean sometimes it’s ok, but more often than not it’s a miss.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Elizabeth Rohm is so awful!!! When she was on Law and Order she was so blank. Just completely vacant. I am surprised she is still working.

      • j.eyre says:

        Oh no Tiffany – was she bad? I loved her on Angel. Maybe this film will make up for all of her L&O blandness?

        Marty – you don’t really expect me to compliment Remora, do you? People’s “Beauty of the Week?” Even if I do recognize how pretty she is and that other than the famewhore stuff, she has never really said anything that put me off, my incredible desire for her legally wedded husband dictates that I speak disparagingly of her at all times. What’s with the black catsuits and drapey, gossamer or knitted overshirt things? And that freaking beanie – I don’t even like it on CHemboy (sorry, I know).

      • Double D says:

        Sorry to burst the bubble of Renner’s hair. That is not a wig sweety.That is his hair. He’s been growing it out for the past few months.Sideburns….fake.The rest of it,real.Poor guy. 🙂

      • j.eyre says:

        Oh heaven help me, Double D – that makes me even hotter for him. Look at that pouf!

        (just going to lie that one down and walk away *whistles*)

    • EscapedConvent says:

      Miss Eyre, I expected you to be in a better mood after your vacation. I have just the thing for you. Check your lover, Thor, riding the cutest little pink scooter.

      http://www.hakes.com/item.asp?AuctionItemID=25929

      • j.eyre says:

        Trust me – it was my “vacation” that put me in this mood…

        But, as always, My Errant Nun, you have found the way to brighten my little blackened heart. That is almost better than the link Kaiser provided. Ah, the fantasies I will have tonight of Thor in full dress (avec helmet) riding in on his pink scooter. I shall set it in Parma, so as not to look out of place.

      • EscapedConvent says:

        Hmmmm…well, I think I understand—I have come back from vacations even more of a bitch than I was when I left. 😉 But I reckon that when you’re back to your sherry & scones evening ritual, Mr. Rochester will come down from the attic & you’ll be snug as two bugs in a sock drawer.

        I am so glad that little Thor-On-A-Scooter lifted your spirits! What strange celestial clockwork led to this photo showing up on the very day that you needed cheering?! I am aghast.

        P.S. My best wishes to Trixie.

  13. melca blue says:

    Just realized, no Kardashian posts today! Not even in the links. It’s not bad or good, but it’s so weird.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      I think you need to review ALL the posts. There’s a bit of KK snuck in there….

      • melca blue says:

        Yes, saw it after I posted. But I meant there’s not a main article dedicated to them/her. And then I went on the rest of the internet and got my fix. It’s like a bad addiction.

  14. Nemesis says:

    My crush just died 🙁

  15. MsAubra says:

    This film is going to be interesting! I’m surprised CB still hasn’t posted about Bradley Cooper’s hair and duds! He looks like a sleazy assed giggolo and I am here for it! 🙂

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/04/03/bradley-cooper-s-new-hair-style-nicola-formichetti-reportedly-headed-to-diesel.html

  16. rose says:

    HALLE BERRY IS PREGNANT

    lol tmz reports

    • HappyMom says:

      I knew it!!! She looked bigger in the mid section and was hiding her stomach in Hawaii.

    • Mr.Smurf says:

      I seriously hope that that is a stupid rumor….that should be banned from joking about. The sad thing is, my mom, who doesn’t read gossip/tabloids, knows that from OFFICIAL interviews given by Halle’s ex husbands that she is freaking crazy….she’s known for years simply because both of her ex husbands said somethin’ ain’t right with her.

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        @Mr. Smurf, who wrote: “The sad thing is, my mom, who doesn’t read gossip/tabloids, knows that from OFFICIAL interviews given by Halle’s ex husbands that she is freaking crazy….she’s known for years simply because both of her ex husbands said somethin’ ain’t right with her.”

        That’s because both of her ex-husbands were dogs. She suspected they were (both) cheating. When she called them on it, they denied it. When she went to extremes to prove it (she showed up unexpectedly at David Justice’s hotel during an away game and they had a huge fight when she caught him with another woman) they called her ‘nuts’ and crazy.

        Haven’t you women and young girls ever heard of ‘Gas lighting?’ Guys who want to get away with shit use it on woman all the time.

        Then of course, once her marriage to David Justice ended, the public found out that he ‘had’ cheated on her throughout their marriage. And we all know that her marriage to Eric Benet ended because the tabloids exposed him as a serial cheater (right after Halle won her Oscar). He claimed he had been diagnosed as a ‘Sex Addict’ and said he was in treatment and desperately wanted to save his marriage.

        At first Halle was prepared to stand by her man until the long list of women he’d slept with came to light. She left him and filed for divorce. Once he realized it was truly over, his tune changed and he started giving interviews talking about how ‘crazy’ Halle was during their marriage (a marriage he tried desperately to save). Don’t you have Google? You can go back and read all this yourself.

        For the life of me I just can’t understand why women blame Halle for ‘that’ marriage ending and only talk about the ‘drama’ of that relationship rather than ‘why’ the relationship ended. Elin Woods is a Goddess for going after Tiger with a golf club and leaving him because of ‘his’ sex-addicted cheating. But Halle Berry is ‘cra-cra’ and messed up for doing the same?

    • Mia 4S says:

      I just read this but I’m really uncomfortable. This wasn’t an announcement, she’s 46 and only 3 months along? That’s high, high risk. I’ll hold my comments until another time.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        She’s 46?!?! Holy shit, she looks good!

        I know that’s not the point though. That poor baby 🙁

    • L says:

      46 and barely out of the first trimester? Yea, I agree with Mia-that’s def high risk. Hopefully it’s just a rumor and if not, I hope things go well

      • Hoya_chick says:

        Plus she has diabetes! And is prone to violent outburst. Oh Lordy. Now two kids will be caught up in her drama. Radar says it’s a boy. Good luck Olivier! You are gonna need it!

    • brin says:

      I just saw that on US Weekly site.

      • Tiffany says:

        Just saw it on People.com. There has to
        be some truth to it as they always get confirmation from the star’s camp.

      • BeesKnees says:

        Access Hollywood just put it on facebook too. It says reportedly, but I doubt People would report it without confirming it first.

    • BeesKnees says:

      Here’s what TMZ has to say…

      Halle Berry is pregnant with her second child … TMZ has learned.

      Sources connected with the actress and her fiance, Olivier Martinez, tell TMZ … Halle is around 3 months pregnant — based on the pics and some other facts we know … she may be a little further along.

      What’s more … they know the sex. It’s a boy.

      This could explain why Halle and Olivier were so upset when paparazzi got too close to her earlier this week at LAX while she was carrying soon-to-be big sister Nahla, who is 5.

      Didn’t we speculate that Halle leaked to TMZ a lot during the Gabe custody debacle? I’m thinking this is legit.

      • Mia 4S says:

        I will say that my first thought was, good this will keep her out of the X-Men sequel. 😉 For that alone, this kid has my thanks!

      • Falula says:

        I saw that comment about knowing it’s a boy, too, which would mean 15-16 weeks at the earliest, so at least almost 4 months.

      • GoodCapon says:

        The sequel to First Class? No, please no. I didn’t like her Storm (and I only watched X-Men cartoons as reference)

    • lucy2 says:

      Well, good luck to her, that’s got to be high risk, hopefully everything goes well.

      Unfortunately the first thought I had when I saw the news was that we’re probably going to be reliving the custody drama again in a few years, this time between her and Olivier.

    • Tasha says:

      @ Falula

      If she had Invitrio she would be able to choose the sex they want. It’s called pre-implantation genetic diagnosis.

  17. KellyinSeattle says:

    Didn’t they have the outfit in powder blue?

  18. madpoe says:

    Funny how you want to see Chris Hemsworth pix. You want to see Chris holdin’ his baby girl pix. Then the one with the Mrs. just has to pop up with them. Ech! don’t care to see those.

  19. Sarcasmo says:

    Oh dear God, if Scary Berry is truly pregnant!

    End well, this will not.

    • Dawn says:

      Where did you hear that Halle was preggers? If she thought Gabe is bad well now she is going to stuck for 18 years with that hot head Ollie. Wow.

    • The Original Tiffany says:

      It is on DListed! This is going to end very badly. How long before the tables are turned on Martinez?

      • Sarcasmo says:

        I give it 2 years, at the most. And then, Oh Here Go Hell Come, because the litigation will be EPIC, and I cannot WAIT to see who/where she tries to move then. Greece?

        (Dawn, it’s on US, as well.)

  20. Dawn says:

    Ha, ha! The 70’s were indeed an ugly decade as far as clothes go but I was around in the 70’s and I swear that I didn’t know a soul who looked like that.

  21. TheOriginalWaffle says:

    Well, knock Renner off my list.

  22. blaize says:

    I don’t think calling someone attractive in and of itself is sexist.

  23. Joy says:

    OMG. People says Halle Berry is pregnant!! Did NOT see that coming! crazy+crazier= crazy!!

  24. Kate says:

    CUFF RUFFLE! I like Renner, I do. He smoulders surprisingly well for a wee fella with the face of an apple doll.

    And is that my darling Richard Harrow there, lighting up in the background?!

  25. GoodCapon says:

    YES! I didn’t know he signed up for that film. First Amy then Jeremy. More reason to watch it now I suppose!

  26. Foleycakes says:

    You know what makes him a great actor? The hand. Check his hand. He’s totally holding it in a weird 70’s-scenster dude way. Plus the duck-face. Goddamn I love this little pocket-fox.

  27. Lexi says:

    Thats a funny photo