Yesterday’s post about Gwyneth Paltrow’s stunningly tacky dress at the LA premiere of Iron Man 3 was one of our biggest posts of the day. It seems that everybody wants to talk about Goop these days, probably because Gwyneth will NOT SHUT UP and she keeps doing, like, Kim Kardashian-level stunts. I guess I have to give Gwyneth some credit because I didn’t think she still had this kind of famewhoring left in her. I thought she was in London, not eating and refusing to discuss her personal life. Well, that’s over. And she can never go back. I hope she realizes that.
So, in addition to talking about her sad miscarriage, the state of her marriage (which sounds awful), her contradictory and controversial diet talk and flat-out showing us her Goop Butt two nights ago, Gwyneth would like to expose even more. Yes, Gwyneth is now going to talk about whether or not she’s shaved. Gwyneth sat down with Ellen DeGeneres AND Jay Leno yesterday and the talk turned to shaving and showing off her mons.
Gwyneth Paltrow went commando when she walked the red carpet in an Antonio Berardi dress at the Iron Man 3 premiere at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood Apr. 24. According to the Oscar winner, the risque gown — which featured sheer panels on the side — was a last-minute decision.
“I kind of had a disaster. I was doing a show and I changed there and I went I couldn’t wear underwear. I don’t think I can tell this story on TV,” the 40-year-old said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Apr. 26. “Well, let’s just say everyone went scrambling for a razor.”
Paltrow said she was “humiliated” by the bad press the garment generated. A curious DeGeneres then asked, “It was just the side of your leg. . .What is going on with you?”
“I work a ’70s vibe,” Paltrow said coyly. “You know what I mean?”
The Goop goddess was also asked about her daring look during an Apr. 25 appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. “There was no underwear on in that dress. Yeah, how does that. . .I don’t know,” the flustered mother of two said. “I just sort of put it on and it stayed in place, thank goodness.”
If the issue ever comes to “everyone went scrambling for a razor,” please, just don’t wear the dress!!! For the love of God. If you have to shave your mons before you wear a certain dress, you shouldn’t be wearing that dress. There really are no exceptions to that rule. That is a rule for every woman, for every occasion. Although I do kind of like (is that the word?) that Gwyneth is a ‘70s girl. I’m assuming that means a full ‘70s style bush. I didn’t know Goop had it in her! Brazilian waxes are for peasants, darling.
Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame/Flynet.
Good Lord it was a side panel! What kind of bush does she have???
I know! Wtf?!
That is one ugly dress. Makes me at least want to put in a tampax. For the most beautiful woman in the world, that is a disaster.
sooo she shaved her ass?
You cracked me right up! Pun intended, I’m afraid.
LOL LOL LOL and I was trying to figure out what the hell her razor comment was about for a while!!
A refined, elegant lady garden, deemed proper for a woman of her social standing, the kind of lady garden that is tended only by the finest trained lady-gardeners even if one does find it difficult to get the staff these days, (sniffs haughtily, exits thread) Goop does not have a “bush” like a mere peasant!
LOL!!!
*snortles coffee*
@Eleonor “What kind of bush does she have?”
I’m guessing one that requires a weed whacker.
I’m guessing Chris hasn’t visited her garden for quite some time now.
They don’t have sex because she has pubes? What a sexist and irrational comment. Lots of men prefer when their woman looks like a sexually mature adult rather than a prepubescent bald eagle. As a natural girl myself, I can tell you I have never had a complaint and nobody has gotten lost in the abyss.
So sad that an entire generation of women allow themselves to be judged by the amount of hair on their genitals. Darlings, if you want a full bush, wear it. If you like it bare, shave or wax it, but whatever you do, do it because YOU like it that way, NOT because you assume men like it that way.
@V4real – the average man looking for a hookup will typically dive into whatever is presented. Rarely does a bit of hair stop a horny man from doing the deed.
Jeez you people it was a joke.Stop knitpicking and chill why don’t you. Did I touch upon a sensitve spot or something
@Thinker – you are up in arms about that comment, but then you continue to blast others by saying “prepubescent bald eagle.” Why can’t we all just have our preferences without bashing each other?
Giggle.
I know, right? I am thinking a majestic afro down there!
I only saw the side of the dress before, didn’t realize it was even more hideous from the front!
My first thought about finally seeing the front. It just wasn’t even worth it to try & think up a bitchy jab at it. It makes fun of itself just fine on it’s own.
The look on her face is priceless. She really thinks she’s all kinds of wonderful in that dress!
That was my first reaction too. Her face says it all. “Hee hee! I’m so naughty, can you all believe this?”
Goopy reeks of desperation. It is blatantly obvious that Chris shows her zero attention. Goops starvation diet has rotted her brain & soul.
precisely…
She’s hilarious – I never had an opinion one way or the other before all of this, but now I’m starting to like her. She obviously wore the dress to get a reaction from her haters – I’d bet she’s watching and enjoying the response now!
And whatever, she’s the one making the $$$ off of all of this.
BUT she stated she specifically started GOOP so peasants would know exactly where in paris to get a wax, as per the GOOP mission statement.
also, her autograph is up at one of the more famous braziallian places in NYC (J sisters), thanking them, it “changed her life”
she is so full of it, just trying to keep the attention going, good or bad.
This just goes to show that she is a walking contradition who is full of Goop.
I actually think she enjoys all the press she is getting,good or bad. She is turning into a famewhore. Gwyn and her BFF Beyonce used to say that they refuse to share any aspect of their personal lives with the public but as of late they seem to have had a change of heart. I wonder why?
Agreed. She’s giddy with all the attention. I assume she gets none at home, so she turns to the peasants for it.
I think it’s because she’s doing less movies and trying to stay relevant. my opinion anyway, she’s not a great actress.
@Agnes – you nailed it.
@Agnes – I can see it now… Stealthily sliding her room key into the bell boy’s pocket…x_X
her autograph is up at one of the more famous braziallian places in NYC (J sisters), thanking them, it “changed her life”
Are you serious? I didn’t know a brazilian can change your life.
Well, I guess if you make up new bad words no one’s ever said before, that could be life-changing. 😉
Not everyone keeps the same style for their public hair. She may be rocking a 70s look now.
I also remember reading about that and how her life was so much better once she went bald.
I agree, I like to switch it up, go with the seasons.
I agree, I like to switch it up, warm in the winter.
How does having a hairless cooch change your life? Just wondering, I’m drawing a blank.
LOL @ Jules! Yeah, I can’t imagine that having hairless cooch would be a life changer.
The Brazilian thing was way back before she even got married – probably she can’t be bothered with that unkeep anymore and who can blame her.
She is turning into a major famewhore. It all is very Kardashian-like.
Totally agree that if you need to “scramble for a razor” you should NOT be wearing that dress. Red flag #1. And for heaven’s sake Goop, no one wants to know these things!!!
Oh my god Ellen is great, I laughed my ass off watching that clip.
yuck.
Is there anyone more annoying than GOOPy?
Beyonce…actually they are equally annoying
Leann Rimes? Kristen Stewart? Justin Beiber, Anne Hathaway, Will Smith?
I’m distracted by that flyaway static hair she’s got from too much flat ironing.
Jennifer Aniston had it at the Oscars too.
Get some serum ladies.
Me too, all I could look at
Everyone scrambled for a razor lol! Bitch is honest.
Oh dear. That last picture says it all.
I am so sick of her. This round of promotions is almost as trying as Anne Hathaway’s oscar campaign.
Iron Man 3 will do very well at the box office with or without all these publicity stunts by Gwyneth. She isn’t even the main draw. For most that would be RDJ. She’s just using this movie to promote HERSELF. Not the other way around.
mte. The movie premiere was upstaged by her dress.
I completely agree, it’s all about self-promotion. She’s had a small, generic role in the Iron Man stuff to date, the only star is RDJ.
I think she just wants to be able to say at 80, “Well, I’m glad I showed off what I had at 40.” She’s going to lord it over the populace even then, what else is new with her? She can’t do anything else. At heart, she’s a tawdry, shallow showoff!
Cate Blanchett, Julianne Moore, Kate Winslet — even frickin Kate Hudson – have not stooped (nor have needed to) to the shameless shilling to the masses for attention. Ironic how we still think her the apex of snob girls – she’s a self-congratulatory braggart, nothing more. Emperor’s New Clothes.
It’s a bit of schadenfreude that Gwyneth’s an annoying public clown, and I find a lot of it funny. Watching her is a bit like watching a peacock strutting it amongst chickens on a farm.
A peacock with side panel feathers.
Yea, you can’t tell me that she is prettier than Cate Blanchett and Julianne Moore. Hell, JM is 52 and you don’t hear her mentioning her age at every turn. Plus, Cate and Julianne are both older than Goop and look a lot better and younger than her.
Make that a chicken squawking around a bunch of peacocks. Peacocks are actually quite beautiful unlike Miss Plain Jane.
So very well said Annaloo.
Wow that must have been some bush. LOL She just had to tell everyone was she surprised the dress was so see through? i doubt it.
She has said in the past that Brazilian wax saved her (something to that effect)…This is just Goop trying to create some controversy for her peasant audience, 🙂
ps: This goes to my list of “the things I wish I didn’t know”.
Ditto, I’m glad I didn’t have breakfast this morning. Lord knows the amount of liquor I’ll have to consume to erase THAT image from my brain!
@Marty: I am Goop’s apologist, but I have to say there are limits to it… 🙂
Oh GAWD.
Acute Goop fatigue over here.
SO trashy. No matter what the explanation for that dress, it was the trashiest, most age inappropriate thing EVAH.
I do not ever want to literally see another woman’s a$$ through her attire. Just…gross.
I am embarassed for her. I mean, what level of desperate must you be to wear something that shows off literally everything, including your butt? So much for wanting privacy. I guess she has no real career accomplishments these days, so it’s all showing off her body and talking endlessly about what she eats and doesn’t eat. She’d be a lot more attractive to people if she stopped talking so much and tried to go for a little mystery.
I can’t believe she wore this. This dress looks like something you’d see at the AVN Awards.
Does she not look in a mirror? Well of course she does. However, all her peasanty, but paid, sycophants must have told her, again, “yes you look gorgeous, Gynneth, you look gorgeous in a burlap sap.” Too bad she paid thousands for one and then put in peek a boo panels. This is simply ghastly.
Embarrassed? LOL. That’s why she wore it and was posing and walking so everyone could see her “stripper ass.”
Her hair is horrible on Ellen and Leno. She is rich and can afford the best hairdressers, and all she ever does is wear it parted in the middle, flat-ironed, straggly looking, and behind her ears. Her har is damaged. I don’t get why she doesn’put a few of those clip-on pieces in it to give her hair body for publicity appearances, do an off-center part and put a little fullness around her face, which would flatter her face more at her age, because her face is a little older-looking linewise now and needs a little softness around it.
The photo on People so pretty and natural-looking, but it’s not Gwyneth. It’s Gwyneth circa age 29 or 30 facewise, and her hair is nothing like that as evidenced by her appearances in the last few days. The People cover has it full and thicker and healthy looking.
I wonder why her hair is so frizzy and damaged looking? I’m guessing it really does have to do with nutrition issues. Back in university, I worked as a receptionist at a hair salon and none of the clients there who coloured their hair blonde had such fried looking hair. Even if you are bleaching your hair blonde, if you really take care of it, you can minimize the damage bleaching causes to your hair. So maybe on top of whatever food issues she has, she also doesn’t properly care for her hair.
Anyway, taking care of my hair is one of the things I’m fanatic about, so I’m perplexed at how unhealthy her hair always looks. The parted in the middle style doesn’t even bother me, but how dry her hair looks does bother me!
If she’s constantly having it flat-ironed or blown-out, that, combined with the bleach/dye could be why.
Do you (or anybody else out there?) remember how stunningly gorgeous she looked on the Oprah appearance after having had Apple? Her hair was long, full and healthy with flowing loose curls and her figure was much nicer from having had a baby and the outfit was so appropriate and flattering; a skirt and blouse with not-7-inch heels. I remember being so struck “like, wow!” and I was always such a big fan (she’s my age so I had seen almost all her movies…we were sort of growing up together, as it were). That seems to be the beginning of the end. She does the default hair over and over again and her insane dresses and heels are bordering on crazy. And no more movies of note. Shakespeare in Love, Emma, Proof, Sylvia, Sliding Doors (even A Perfect Murder)..some outstanding performances. She had the chops…and now Goop and horrible cookbooks?????? It boggles the mind.
Someone brought up Julianne Moore and I think she’s a fine example (much like Cate and Kate W) who have had 2 children but continue to pick and choose good roles and deliver amazing performances. Gwyneth acts as though you “can’t have it all” so you completely give up your craft to become a BRAND?? If those other actresses do it, then it proves it can be done. Is she intimating she’s a more hands-on mother? I mean, what? It’s really more that she’s disinterested in acting now and has, subsequently, robbed her audience while subjecting us to ridiculous advice about how to live.
Bleach? But she’s a “natural” blond… you know the kind who gets all the attention and has all the fun?
Maybe that’s why they were really scrambling for the razor, she needed to keep her “secret” that the carpet doesn’t match the curtains?
Oh god, she really does bring out the rudest, bitchiest side of me…
That dress is far and away one of the most hideous dresses I’ve ever seen. It screams “try hard”, and Gwyneth “Most Beautiful” thought it was a good idea to wear it? She’s truly lost her mind, perspective, or both. Plus thee looks like there’s a snag on the side.
God, there aren’t words for how awful this is.
“Paltrow said she was “humiliated” by the bad press the garment generated.” –
No sweetie, you weren’t. You were deliberately wearing a naked dress so that people would talk about it in exactly the way they did. If you can’t OWN it, then don’t bother GOOPing around.
She is LOVING the attention. But she has to have the faux humility to make people think she is a sweet, loving mother and Most Beautiful Woman.
In a couple of months after the movie promotion is over, she will be out of the spot light, so she is taking full advantage. She is over promoting a movie that will make money without all of this, so this is all calculated to keep her in the headlines. Downey is doing less and he is the star.
You can have faux humility when you ‘accidentally’ flash your crotch at the cameras (Oops! I just didn’t want panty lines! I’m so awkward getting out of the car!! Invasion of privacy!!!), NOT when you are deliberately wearing a dress with sheer ass panels. I don’t understand how she can even fake embarrassment in this case.
You all need to lighten up about Dame Goop’s dress, she just wants to show off her stripper a$$. I think Goop’s over the top display of “I need attention” is to push Chris Martin’s buttons. He seems pretty private and I think she wants to upset him and make some sort of point.
RIGHT. Doesn’t sound like the dress and this “I’m so embarrassed interview was all orchestrated AT ALL!
Flashing your Goop and denying it too. Nice try.
Oh how the mighty have fallen. As the stench of desperation waffs through the air, I can’t help but think poor Paltrow has officialy jumped the shark.
Also, she has good legs, yes, but that is not the ass of a 22 year old stripper. Sorry, Gwyn.
Very unflattering dress. It makes her ass look saggy.
More like a “porn gown”w/o the body to pull it off.’she’s flat front and back,butt is a little bit saggy too,all she have is guts,guts to wear this super atrocious dress.
I take exception to your assertion that if you have to shave to wear a dress, you shouldn’t wear the dress. That logic would’ve ruined one of my favorite Carole Lombard story. Apparently, Carole, being Carole, was being very profane on a movie set and one of the crew members got sick of it and decided to teach her a lesson. One day, she was in her costume, a white, form-fitting gown. He goes up to her and in front of everyone, points out that he can see her pubes through the gown and that she needs to shave. He expected her to crumble in humiliation, but instead, she runs to her trailer and returns with a cup and a razor and said ‘If you don’t like them, you shave them!’
Have no idea if this story is true, but I so hope that it was.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Some 40 year old washed up actress shouldn’t be wearing dresses that show off anywhere near that much of her!
Oh God…here I go again defending her. I have moments where I prefer pull an 70s bush and others where I go brazilian. No big deal!
That sheer panel makes her a$$ look like it’s full of cellulite!
And I doubt anyone went scrambling for a razor. She was trying to make a joke of the situation.
It’s hilarious that she’s going all out promoting IM-3. I don’t even remember her 5-minute scenes in the IM 1 and 2!
What the hell? Did she have to shave her butt-cheeks?
If she wants to improve her marriage, she could start with a daily butt-cheek maintenance program and back-off from the colon-blow.
btw-She looks like Kelly Ripa.
Side boob, side ass, side view of crack = EVERY shade of no!
LOL
Madonna, JLo and Kim K woulda rocked it better and without embarrassment!! Hahaha
Her and Beyonce seem to be on this quest to become sexpots when they really don’t exude sex appeal naturally. It’s forced. Nah.
maybe next time Goop!
EWWWWWWW TMI! I’m plugging my ears…la la la la la….I can’t hear you GOOP!!!!!
*passes Ginger a fork* Poke yourself in the eyes with this, so you don’t see it either.
The look on her face of “I’m so naughty” is laughable.
“Everyone”…? Goop? Translation: “My assistant in the dressing room…”
(Oh how impressive) Good play, G.
You can be the most beautiful woman in the world but it really is unnecessary to wear a dress like that to achieve shock value and publicity at her age and celebrity status. Sorry but that’s not classy it’s vulgar.
Someone else mentioned it: She’s looking more and more like Kelly Ripa. Is that what Goop aspires to now? Go for it. There’s only one Kelly Ripa, wench!
I don’t buy this for a second. It seems like just another story that celebs feel compelled to totally fabricate in order to make themselves feel/seem more “relatable.”
Jessica Alba did this after her first daughter’s birth when she claimed to be “covered in stretch marks (LIES), and much like Ms. Alba, we have all seen countless pictures of Gwyneth (some recent) rocking tiny, tiny super low cut bikinis, and there was certainly no “70s situation” going on in any of them!
I think this dress is all kinds of fabahlous!
*whispering*
d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e 😕
“Everyone” = assistant.
Her behind is flat and “long”.
I have no idea why would a woman with such a behind would want the world to see it.
That’s the opposite of what I would call “sexy”.
There is something very trashy and screaming for attention when you feel the need to draw attention to such matters on national television.
I don’t know her in real like, but if she is not a trashy person and shallow to discuss pubic hair as a topic of conversation than whatever is causing such insecurity should be dealt with.
I say, get a divorce and gain some self esteem.
I hate the top front of the gown, but I love the rest of it. I’d love to see it on someone with a body. IDK, though, maybe it wouldn’t work on real flesh?
Kinda went from hating her to back to loving her on this one, sorry. What really stuck out to me was how she laughs by showing her ring 🙂 You love to hate her, she’s Daisy Buchanan.
Is the visible seam in the see-through really necessary, what with it being a panel dress?
It looks so shoddy like one of my high school Home Economics assignments.
I loved her as Emma Woodhouse, and Viola de Lesseps, and Margot Tennenbaum. She’s actually a great character actress, and if she’d just allow herself to gracefully transition into middle aged character roles rather than this newfound bizarre self-imposed sex symbol/ 40 something cougar bombshell identity that doesn’t suit her at all she could probably do great work.
She’s always been beautiful (and she still is, she has a great smile) but she’s never been sexy. Which makes this blatant attempt to be sexually objectified as a 40 something mother of two all the more sad and cloying.
Her disconnect with reality is increasingly hysterical. To see the world from the GOOP perspective, for just one day, what a day that would be! It’s like she’s completely lost it. I really think we’re witnessing a Goop midlife crisis.
Oh, how I loved Margot Tennenbaum. Emma and Viola, too, but it was Margot who stole my heart. Going to play Ruby Tuesday now …
And ditto to everything else you said!
She is such a fake ass laughing at herself in the Ellen bit. Also- Ellen is 100% better looking than Goop IMO.
Something about her face reminds me of an Australian manual labourer who spends a lot of times outdoors..
*time!
Instead of all this shaving and waxing, she should have been touching up her roots.
omg. omg. omg
I just watched the 70’s vibe goop video with Ellen.
I actually laughed and thought she was funny and down to earth. omg. what has happened to me?
She is not beautiful, she is average looking.
I can’t stand the woman, find her very annoying and also a bad actress.
What a ridiculous dress! Someone actually sewed that together as if it were a good idea.
But how else for Goop to show the world her stripper’s butt? She looks *very* pleased with herself.
do you remember that dress she wore that was so short you could see her butt from the front-like in between her legs
she’s not healthy for the sake of being healthy-she does it to show off and to feel superior
In what God-forsaken universe is it acceptable to discuss women shaving their lady bits on national television?!?!? This is somehow supposed to make Goopy more appealing or down to earth? Sorry, only makes her look desperate for relevance, in my opinion.
I’m hitting the imaginary “Like” button.
Who gives a flying f*** about her biscuit other than her poor husband? Shut up already please.
I dont get all the hate for her? I think she has a good personality & is able to make fun of herself & is talented. Ok she is no Meryl but she is no Lindsay either. She isnt in rehab every other year, doesnt get busted for DUI’s, etc. She has class which i think people confuse with being a snob. Sure most of her Goop advice is silly & expensive & not for the real world but she is a celebrity and doesnt live in the real world.
Me either. I actually find her unrealistic, overpriced “advice” HILARIOUS in an eye rolling sort of way. Yet she seems to bring out some sort of genuine resentment in a lot of people that I don’t quite get. And even though I don’t agree with all her health and food advice, I hardly think all the self-appointed health critics on gossip blogs are the picture of perfect, glowing health. Goopy does look pretty good, and I’m guessing she does more good things healthwise than the average person, even if she makes some health mistakes (like forgetting vitamin D, which she admitted to). If she was chubby rather than slim people would never be so quick to criticise her health advice. God forbid a slim woman might actually be healthy.
I want to bang her so bad
Some may get away with this particular brand of “humourous” talk. She doesn’t. It really isn’t becoming.
I am also stunned that any woman would choose to wear… THAT.
It’s one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen.
“Everyone went scrambling for a razor”
Yes dear, for their eyeballs.
If I stood to make the amount of money that she is likely to make if Iron Man 3 is a big success, then I would be talking about my coochie too. It’s all about the benjamins son.
Gwyneth isn’t abnormally hairy, it’s just that her taco hairs are really long so she would normally keep them wrapped around her hips and waist like a gun belt.
Didn’t she used to be a serious actress?? That must have been hard work. Apparently, she’d rather spend her time contemplating her pubic hair and letting us all know about it. And these are the people we admire. What a f*cked up society we live in.
Breaking news: A closeup of Goopy’s face in that last photo now appears in 85% of English-language dictionaries as the definition of the word “smug”.
Not a good choice. Mutton dressed like a lamb chop
I don’t get why she’s so embarrassed. She shows more at the beach, no?
I used to work with this girl who had a really bad ED and that girl and goop have the same kind of bleach damage hair, I guess that goop’s diet it’s not as healthy as she says it is
I kind of like her sense of humor, but wtf is up with her lately? Either being the 1% or acting like a cool rock chick… which is it? That dress was ugly and it showed way too much. I don’t care how good your body looks.
I’m embarrassed for Goopy.
She usually irritates me to death when she regales with her “advice” and anecdotes, but this was funny. It was made funnier by Ellen pointing out what an extreme situation she must have had down there to need to shave to wear a dress that only shows the side of her legs, and she seemed to genuinely be laughing at herself in response so I have no problem with it. I love the cut of the dress, and the colors, but the sheer side panels are distracting and tacky. Had it been lined or solid black on the sides it would have been lovely overall, the sleeves are beautifully draped.