Crazy sorority chick resigns, sorority issues statement on the ‘c*nt punt’ e-mail

these are pics from Legally Blonde

Did you guys see the crazy ranting sorority e-mail? Of course you did. The background is that a sorority sister was chastising her fellow sisters for not sucking up enough to guys in the fraternity they were supposed to be hanging out with. She really lit into them and it was hilarious. The email, which is full of some awful yet creative putdowns (“cunt punt!!”) also makes sorority women look like crazy nasty bitches. I’m sure there are a lot of sorority ladies who cringed when they saw all the negative publicity that email was getting, particularly for that one sorority the e-mail originated from, Delta Gamma. Well Delta Gamma has issued a response. They say the young woman responsible for that email has resigned and that the email was unacceptable, basically. Other sites have named the email author and they have her photo. They also have some of the equally cringe-worthy and very offensive tweets she put out (before she deleted her Twitter.) This chick is an outrageous piece of work.

In her insanely angry, expletive riddled missive [The sorority sister] threatened to “c**t punt” her entire sorority chapter and berated members for “‘LITERALLY being so f***ing AWKWARD and so f***ing BORING” when interacting with a fraternity during Greek Week.

Kicking off her rant with the understated warning, “tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough f***ing ride”

[The sorority sister] then went on to insult people of various different….

Ethnic groups:

“One of the perks of going to class ugly is that the Mexicans working along the sidewalk don’t try to talk to me #fug4thewin #nottryinghard” she mused at one point.

“I like my men like I liked my karate movies. . . vaguely Asian but white enough that I can understand what they’re saying,” she shared later.

Sexual orientations:

“Why am I not surprised that the girl w/ a pink mohawk and cargo pants is talking about LGBT rights when it doesn’t even apply to this class?”

And everyone’s favorite stalwart easy to offend topic, religion.

“You know you go to Maryland when the guy next to you at the gym is wearing a yammaca.”

In the true spirit of sisterly solidarity, [The sorority sister] warned against supporting rival teams, vowing, “I WILL F*****G ASSAULT YOU” if caught—adding, “If you have done ANYTHING I’ve mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you’re unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER.”

Signing off from her motivational message with, “For those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize, but I really don’t give a f**k.”

It is not known who leaked the email to the press but it rapidly went viral after the website Jezebel posted it, and the backlash and ridicule has been considerable.

[The sorority sister] was also forced to delete her Twitter account after Jezebel posted numerous screenshots of varying degrees of offensive tweets she had posted poking fun of people from different races, ages, body types and sexual orientations.

In their statement, Delta Gamma acknowledged the email was not intended for public consumption, “This is a regrettable action by a college junior – a personal email that is now on view for a global audience.”

But that, “no matter who released it to the pubic or how it reached such a mass audience, the email content should not reflect on any sorority woman in general or any fraternal organization at large.”

[From OK! Magazine]

Radar reports that she was forced out, and they have a source who says that despite the tone and bossiness of the letter she wasn’t a president of the chapter and that “she wasn’t really in charge of anything even though she made it seem like she was in that email.

This is going to haunt this chick for decades. She may not be able to get jobs because of this, and rightfully so. It’s not just one horrible awful email, it sounds like she was being nasty and bigoted on the internet for quite a while before her latest rant went viral.

Update! I’m so sorry for the Michael Shannon video that was embedded in this post. I didn’t realize it was auto-play! Here’s a link to it as I don’t want it to get anyone in trouble at work. He’s such a good actor, and that email is so offensive, that I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. Warning: the link has very NSFW language.

These are Legally Blonde pics. Credit: Fox News for using them. There are photos of the chick all over. I don’t know why I feel weird about posting her pic or naming her. Given what an awful person she is, I shouldn’t care.

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  1. Amanda says:

    She spelt yarmulke wrong Lol.

    • Stuart Horsely says:

      I know, lol. Duh. I hope she is shamed for LIFE.

    • Esmom says:

      That was one of the first things that made me think that maybe the Twitter feed — and even the email — was one big hoax. I can’t believe any college-educated person actually talks like that.

      • Lex says:

        Getting into college isn’t really about being smart… you know that, right?

      • Esmom says:

        Ok. So what is getting into college about?

      • Jenny says:

        Grades, essays, SAT’s. being smart is actually pretty tangential and is probably not truly determined during admissions; most schools do not even interview applicants anymore.

        Pretty much anyone can get into college if they really want it, especially if they come from a family where that decision is supported or expected.

      • BeesKnees says:

        I unfortunately know quite a few college educated people who talk like that. The wife of one of my husband’s friends is getting her masters degree and told us a few weeks ago that she wants to go to Spain because she’s never been to South America. That wasn’t a simple mistake, she isn’t very bright. My sister in law, bless her heart, has a bachelor’s degree in nursing and is as dumb as a rock. She wrote a hand written birthday card to my daughter (so no auto correct) and misspelled several words including spelling little as “littel.” She also has trouble doing simple math and didn’t know James Woods was a real person, she thought he was a character on Family Guy.

      • marie says:

        @beesknees.. that is so very sad, but also really funny.

      • Mich says:


        Hahahahahahaha!! Priceless!

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Her Twitter feed says that she is a TA for an English class!

      • amurph says:

        Unfortunately, people do write like that even in the day and age of spell check. They do not even reread or edit – just type it out and hit send or print. We’re moving away from knowing grammar so our ability to put together grammatically correct sentences are going to the wayside. I was told by an administrator once I couldn’t deduct points on a girl’s essay (at the time it was handwritten since we didn’t have enough computers for everyone) for her grammar issues because her “point was still made” and it was “unfair”. I had to read it aloud and multiple times at that to figure out what she was saying. It seems it doesn’t matter if you are using proper English so long as your point gets across and you support it.

      • Nina W says:

        I was taught how to write in school, how is it that that is no longer part of the curriculum?

  2. OlyB says:

    I’m now sitting here imagining Reese Witherspoon drunkenly tell an officer she’s gonna “c-nt punt” him.

  3. OhMyMy says:

    Definitely don’t watch it from a work computer but that Michael Shannon clip of him reading that letter is AWESOME.

  4. booboocita says:

    I’m not surprised to read that she was forced out. I can’t imagine someone that incensed over something as unimportant as a sorority-fraternity mixer or a kickball game going quietly or voluntarily. She seems waaaayyyyy too invested in her identity as a sorority sister, so much so that she’s become verbally violent over anything that she perceives as a threat to the sorority and her sorority identity (“Oh, no, I’m a member of the boring and awkward sorority! Something must be done!”).

    People are saying this will follow her around for the rest of her life. It will, but not to her detriment. She’s attractive, young, affluent, and now, notorious. There’s a market for this sort of people. If nothing else, some rich friend of the family will offer her a job, or she’ll marry money.

    • Stuart Horsely says:

      And have ZERO class.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      When she marries her rich dude, she will make a fantastic Extreme Bridezilla.

      • hazeldazel says:

        OMG, can you imagine how high-maintenance she’s gonna be at her wedding? Ugh. I can’t even imagine someone wanting to date her. Booty call her, maybe… but that’s just cuz it’s free.

      • booboocita says:

        “OMFG — you bridesmaids are so f**king AWKWARD and BORING! You’re supposed to PUT OUT for the groomsmen! You’re f**king here for THEM, you f**king fat asses! You’re not supposed to spend time f**king bonding with each other!

        “Don’t you dare show up at the f**king ceremony without a f**king tan, or I will f**king c*nt punt you into next f**king week! You f**king look like you f**king have f**ing cancer or some f**king disease, you f**king boners!”

        “That f**king bachelorette party you threw for me was f**king LAME! There weren’t enough f**king people there!”

        C’mon, you know that’s what’s going to happen.

    • Jenny says:

      She sounds perfect for reality TV!

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Shhhhh!!!! Don’t give E! any ideas! They gave a show to the Bling Ring folks who were criminals, they wouldn’t hesitate to put this fool on tv.

    • gogoGorilla says:

      Seriously, she’ll be running a company someday, because she clearly doesn’t give a flying **** about anyone’s feelings, isn’t worried about being viewed as hostile, and cares about nothing but the bottom line.

      Perfect candidate for top management.

      • Diana says:

        How sad is that and what does it tell us about the world we live in?

      • bluecalling says:

        that is true… but as someone said prior, i’m on team crazyb!t@h.

        she’s offensive on all counts but that rant was funny and she wanted results and was not afraid to ask for it. now if she is like that with the boys then yes, she will do ok. else, she should just stick to writing mildly offensive tweets and making me laugh.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Her twitter feed says that she failed another job interview because “taking part in an 0rgy isn’t enough proof that one can effectively work as part of a team”.

        The thing is businesses DO look at your social media. I know that people have been declined for even an interview because they had party pictures on their FB/Twitter, etc.

        Her actions show she is a loose cannon and a liability.

      • Esmom says:

        @Tiffany, now that’s kind of funny. And written in such a way that makes her seem less dumb than I thought. I’m seriously thinking it’s all a big act.

    • G says:

      She was hitting the blow too hard

  5. aang says:

    Maybe she is a comedian and this is her shtick or a character or something. I don’t want to believe that this is real.

    • videli says:

      What? How about those tweets? Also funny?

    • Esmom says:

      I said the same thing above. Her writings seem more like performance art than a real person. Or maybe I’m just too naive to believe someone so wretched could actually exist.

  6. lucy2 says:

    Aw, honey. With that kind of attitude and bigotry, you’re ALWAYS ugly.

    The Michael Shannon reading is fantastic.

  7. Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

    I thought that e-mail was brilliant. She definitely has a way with words! 😉

    • GoodCapon says:

      She’s CRAZY alright, but that email was hilarious. I laughed the whole way through. She had me at “c*nt punt”

      Her tweets though are just… =/

    • Inconceivable! says:

      The email was brilliant. The tweets, not so much.

    • Jarredsgirl says:

      WTF is wrong with all of you that are saying she is “brilliant” “she has a way with words” “I want her to be my BFF”… you’re psychos. This b-tch don’t care about you! She sounds like a highly abusive/mentally unstable narcissist.

      • Kimbob says:

        @Jarredsgirl, I also don’t (& probably never will) understand the adulation of this sorority psycho. I totally agree w/you.

      • Jenny says:

        I don’t know about everyone else, but I do not have adulation for her and if I were on the receiving end of that email I would probably be pretty pissed. However, I did laugh though the whole MS reading and it was written in a funny way, like something out of a movie.

    • Nina W says:

      I would not be laughing if I received an e-mail like this, in fact, I would probably unleash a whole can of crazy on her ass for it.

  8. aims says:

    This chick is nuts!!! She reminds me of the girls in high school who were all about school spirit, and was all about sports games, ect. Never dawning on the that those years are just a chunk of something bigger. It’s like their whole reason of living. Girl needs to pop a chill pill of some kind

  9. Lem says:

    I heard c*nt p*nt 3 weeks ago for the first time when by ‘boss’ threatened to c*nt p*nt us all. It is by far my new favorite expression!!
    Sure, it’s uber offensive and you really have to look around before flinging it but O.M.G. I love it.
    I heard it as “punch” the first time which is just as hilarious. But the ‘not punch – punt’ discussion was shot fueled gold.

    • karmasabiatch! says:

      @Lem – I have lol’d over “c*nt punt” all week, as well. Michael Shannon’s theatrical Funny or Die reading was the bee’s knees, lol.

      Obvs, I will reserve that phrase for use only amongst my closest gf’s whose 12 yr. old sense of humor matches my own. However- methinks we have a new epic catchphrase here. *wink & giggle*

  10. Just Me says:

    What a vapid …..

    That is all.

  11. Tig says:

    I just have to wonder what folks put incredibly stupid/offensive things in emails, etc are thinking? After all, they are one “forward” away from disaster- as this young woman found out- looks like she c##t p##ted herself!

  12. Cazzie says:

    C-nt p-nt. Never heard it before, but that phrase has entered my vocabulary forever.

    It is so ridiculous!

  13. andy says:

    Delta Gamma sure knows how to pick ’em.

    • daisydoodle says:

      she’s a Terp….I recognized the house right away, I graduated from Maryland many moons ago, never got into Greek Life, feeling good about my decision…

      • Danskins says:

        + 1…I’m a fellow UM graduate & never got into Greek life, thank goodness. I am also ashamed our school is getting so much press over one idiot who doesn’t deserve all if the attention that she’s receiving because she’s so ‘refreshingly un-PC’ and ‘hilatiously off the cuff’…ugh…hopefully her 15 minutes of fame will end rather soon.

    • Danskins says:

      + 1…I’m a fellow UM graduate & never got into Greek life, thank goodness. I am also ashamed our school is getting so much press over one idiot who doesn’t deserve all of the attention that she’s receiving because she’s so ‘refreshingly un-PC’ and ‘hilariously off the cuff’…ugh…hopefully her 15 minutes of fame will end rather soon.

  14. haylo says:

    All I got from that email is that she is telling those women to whore themselves out to frat boys and entertain them while being a bigoted bitch.

    I’m glad such groups don’t exist where I live.

    • Faye says:

      She goes to Maryland, which is actually a very large and diverse school. Bigots are everywhere, unfortunately.

  15. Georgina says:

    I was a member of a sorority at a southern university where Greek life is a big deal–dressing up for athletic events, all the mixers, pulling together to get a sister elected for homecoming queen or SGA. I couldn’t imagine sending an email like that out to my sisters, not for any reason. This girl has really made sorority life seem nuts to a lot of people.

    • Shannon1972 says:

      I totally agree. I am an alumni of Chi Omega, and our chapter would NEVER have tolerated this sort of behavior. We were all about excellence and sisterhood, and it showed in our reputation on campus. This girl does not represent all sorority women.

  16. Faye says:

    Wow. She managed to insult Mexican-Americans, Asians, LGBT members, and Jews in just a few short tweets. The scope of her bigotry is almost impressive!

    I hope this does impact her negatively. She’s nasty, prejudiced, and more importantly an idiot. I wouldn’t want to hire someone who’s stupid enough to freely post things like that on Twitter. Mean moron.

    • videli says:

      Oh, but there were also a few tweets dismissing old people, fat people, and Plato.

      In that letter, she sounds like I imagine a very, very angry pimp sounds.

    • aims says:

      No kidding!! She’s was covering all the bases with her ignorance. My question is though, do you think she’s learned her lesson? Has it sunk in that she has anger issues and needs to get a life?

      • Janet says:

        Not exactly. She left out black people. Or maybe blacks are beneath her notice?

      • BlackPerson says:

        And why would black people be beneath her notice? I’m assuming that’s what you believe, given that none of the sorority girl’s comments reveal her thoughts about blacks. While she didn’t insult black people, you just did.

      • Janet says:

        @blackperson: Honey, I am black. And I can just see this racist bitch acting like black people are so far down on her totem pole that she doesn’t even know we exist.

      • Diana says:

        @Blackperson, I believe Jannet was being sarcastic…? Chill.

    • Barhey says:

      Here’s even more if you guys care. She pretty much attacks everyone. What an awful human being.

      • Faye says:

        I made the mistake of reading it, and honestly I feel sort of nauseous. I guess we can add overweight people, those who don’t run fast enough for her on the treadmill, blond-highlighted girls, and admirers of educational toys to the list of people she hates. How can anyone be that awful? I don’t like to blame parents for how their kids turn out, but in this case, I’d have to ask if she was raised by wolves.

        I hope she ends up alone, unemployed, single, fat, and friendless. That would be such beautiful poetic justice.

      • bettyrose says:

        Maan, I really want to know what she was doing for 75 minutes before she realized she shouldn’t “boink” the kids in the class she TAs.

  17. Reece says:

    Weirdly I imagined a Reese Witherspoon-ish type person/voice in my head the first time I read that letter.
    That Michael Shannnon reading though blows it out of the water. Fantastic!
    The girl who wrote it…smdh I can’t with her.

  18. E says:

    What a hard faced looking bitch!
    Get an identity outside of your sorority you crazy lunatic.
    She seemed mad that the girls weren’t putting out.

  19. Lady Satan says:

    What an over-privileged, self-centered, racist bitch. She epitomizes “first world problems”.

    Good luck out there in the real world honey. I hope your Daddy has a nice trust fund set up for you, because you are not cut out for life in the real world.

  20. Sarah says:

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. It’s a real life Darla from Dazed and Confused.

  21. Janet says:

    “Yammaca”? Is that supposed to be a joke or is this bitch so stupid she can’t spell yarmulke?

  22. Zvonk says:

    I had to look up the definition of “C*nt Punt” at Urban Dictionary. And now that I have the full instructions, I’m off to have a word with a few people. 😉

  23. Ellie says:

    She already has a new Twitter account, where she basically says she’s still not sorry. But funnily enough now she’s claiming she doesn’t need DG. And as of an hour ago, she tweeted that she’s done tweeting. We’ll see.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      I just followed this link & read her tweets. I haven’t even seen the original e-mail yet; am going to look for it now.

      I recall a couple of girls who sounded like her in my dorm days. Insecure, timid girls sucked up to them & wanted to be just like them. But reasonable people avoided them. No one respected them.

      If this girl has the protection of family money, she’ll get through life all right for awhile. I think it will take some years for her hatefulness to cause a crash in her life.

      Wonder how she got so vicious.

    • gogoGorilla says:

      Even if the email was funny in its unbelievable offensiveness, her tweets here just show she is an idiot. “Oh, just handed in my group project I did nothing on it.”

      Honestly. If that was my kid, I’d kick her ass to next week and back.

  24. Lulu.T.O. says:

    She sounds insane. O_o

  25. Joy says:

    When I read her email I laughed so hard I needed my inhaler. It’s comedy gold.

  26. Ok says:

    Queue to her new reality show offers in 3-2-1……

  27. anon33 says:

    I read on another site that she also tweeted “You call it morning wood, I call it breakfast in bed.”

    This bitch is classy, no?

  28. marky mark says:

    This was probably what Ann Coulter or Sarah Palin were like in College–She’ll become some sort of bizarre rising star

  29. videli says:

    For those who are asking if she learned a lesson from this whole thing: one of her new tweets says: the cafeteria served lamb today. This isn’t Greece. (This is Murica!, I would add).

    • EscapedConvent says:

      Yes. That’s the one that really stood out to me! How nasty is that?!

      That’s an all-around miserable person. Her parents ought to haul her somewhere for evaluation. Might be some brain damage.

    • aims says:

      She needs to go somewhere to get a little perspective. Judging by her tweets, she may be there for a while.

    • Asiyah says:

      For real. This b*tch is never going to change. She’s only going to get worse now that she has some sort of fame. #celebzprob

  30. Turtle Dove says:

    She looks like two women I work with. There’s some sort of new “mean girl” dress code that I am unfamiliar with.

  31. HotPockets says:

    I seriously love this girl, like another comm-enter said, she had me at “c*nt punt.” That is pure gold. I just scoped out her new twitter, everything on it is bitchy and hilarious.

    “‘Girl at the library “hey you’re that girl from that email letter thing”
    Me “yeah and you’re a nobody”‘”


    “Sorry I deleted that tweet about a certain girl, decided not to stoop to her level”


    “Look, just cause it’s your birthday doesn’t make you an entitled b*tch for a whole week, I’m not doing dishes now while I’m f*cking drunk”

    I am just waiting for E or some other network to offer her a reality show, you know it’s coming.

  32. The Original Mia says:

    The Michael Shannon reading gives me feels for the man and I’ve never paid attention to him before. He could get it.

    As for the writer, she reminds me of every sorority chick me & my friends made fun of in college. While they were worried about rush week and getting laid, we were getting laid & having fun with all the guys on campus.

    • bettyrose says:

      I agree, and I always thought the guys I hung out with in college/my 20s were awesome. Cool, laid back, not into games. But this post was sobering: I wasn’t even aware of that culture while I was in college, which is probably why I found that email funny – but I’m rethinking it now.

      • Ange says:

        From an outside perspective (I’m Australian) I find this horrifying. It’s almost like the sorority is institutionalised prostitution and the girls are embracing their own underclass status. It’s all about the boys and making the boys happy, never about their wants or needs – in fact they’re taught to compete with each other to ‘win’ male affection. Now I’m sure plenty of the girls embrace this but that’s what rape culture and internalised misogyny does. All I know is if I had a daughter in the US she wouldn’t get within miles of a sorority.

  33. Andrea says:

    Her email reminds me of the bridezilla’s from a while back about her “epic” wedding and all the demands she was making of her bridesmaids. Some people have issues!

  34. BeesKnees says:

    I went to Maryland so this makes me think of some of the crazy sorority girls I encountered way back when (you know, the early 00s). Some of those girls were intense, I had a math class with a girl who wore sorority letter shirts every day, I used to think do you not have other clothes. Some people take Greek life waaaayyy to seriously as it appears she did. I really enjoyed c*nt punt though!

  35. Ginger says:

    The letter and this woman are obviously abhorrent but that video of Michael Shannon reading the letter was epic! LOVE him!

  36. squeakie says:

    I seriously laughed so hard when i read that letter, i cant believen that so many people have never heard the term cunt punt before! If she started a blog i would read it

  37. erika says:

    despite all the racism/pretty brilliant dissing vocab/rage/hate/lunacy of it all, what it boils down to is a woman who internally, mentally, emotionally, spiritually must be struggling to stay afloat in the kiddies pool.

    putting aside the hilarity (not denying it! I don’t like the concept of sororities “here are your friends we picked out for you.”) just imagine what this chick must struggle with everyday…

    imagine the rage that must boil up internally if she dropped her toothbrush on the floor and had to wash it clean all over again…

    REALLY. imagine carrying that burden of rage.

    On top of this, with her limited scope of the world and it’s various peoples i imagine she is going to live in a very psychologically LIMITED world and that i find sad ie: maybe one of those Hispanic workmen is really a brilliant artist w/ an outrageous sense of humor and kindness? She’ll never know…people. sad.

    all in all…imagine carrying the burden of THAT MUCH ignorance and nuked intelligence (and by ‘nuked’ i mean just that….ka BOOM!!!! Mushroom cloud….GONE.)

    • Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

      She doesn’t carry it. People who stuff their rage don’t write e-mails like this. They bottle it up and die of a heart attack at 50. This girl lets it ALL out! 🙂

    • lucy2 says:

      While I agree with Marie that this moron is spewing it everywhere, I definitely agree with your point. I can’t imagine being that hateful, mean, angry, and bigoted, let alone letting everyone see it. And to get that worked up over stuff that really doesn’t matter? That’s a pretty lousy life, IMO. I don’t think anyone who behaves that way is really happy with themselves at all.

  38. Lisa says:

    I hate to say it but I think she will get job offers BECAUSE of the mean email. It’s not going to haunt her at all. That idiot reporter from North Dakota who got fired for swearing on camera his first day on the job was on Letterman’s show and I read that The Today Show offered him a job.

    • HotPockets says:

      I’ve always maintained my stance on this, people who don’t give a $hit are always the ones who are rewarded, while people who care are punished.

    • Belle Epoch says:

      Will drop out and do a reality TV show immediately. She’s perfect for TV – unhinged but apparently with a veneer of pretty.

    • Zombie Shortcake says:

      She will become some right-wing politician’s wife, or host of Fox’s version of “Our America With Lisa Ling.” Possibly both.

  39. Chrissy says:


  40. G says:

    Bravo! She puts Chelsea Handlers’s shtick to shame!!

  41. chloe says:

    I didn’t realize Chelsea Handler had a daughter in college:)
    On a serious note I was in a sorority for a year and then quite, during that time I saw several “sisters” cheat on each other’s boyfriends, cheat in classes, talk badly about each other and what angered me the most one “sister” who i liked father had a stroke and because of medical expenses couldn’t pay dues, so they just dropped her.By the end of the year I was hanging out with real friends that I wasn’t paying monthly dues too.

  42. Itsa Reallyme says:

    She has her twitter started again and her new tweets aren’t any better. This chick is something else and hasn’t learned A THING! I can’t imagine anyone will ever hire her. Well, maybe daddy will but nobody with half a brain will touch her with a ten foot pole. The racist comments this girl spews are far worse than that letter. It’s appalling and what’s worse are the amount of people defending her and telling her she’s awesome. It seems there are no standards for appropriate behavior anymore.

  43. ronnie says:

    THIS. this is what I think of when I meet a person who is just sooo NEGATIVE. I can’t imagine beine so angry to sit down and WRITE this out and then ACTUALLY send it. You have time to think and see your words. She was and is proud. Can you imagine the mental gymnastics she does to ignore the criticism and say, HATERS.

  44. oce says:

    I kind of wish this girl had been my pledge class president. Sigh, instead, I was…

  45. Regina Lynx says:

    Can you guys imagine what would happen if this someone pitched this chica against LeAnn Rimes?

    OMG, the social media would explode, and to quote the truly righteous Michael K., it’d be ESCANDALOSO! 😀

  46. Mich says:

    Her parents must be so proud.

  47. grabbyhands says:

    Countdown to her ending up with her own reality show.

  48. Lotty says:

    I, too, happen to think she’s fantastic. The e-mail is great and so are her tweets. I’d like her to be my BFF4E.

  49. Joanna says:

    this sorority chick is dumber than a box of rocks. how can you be so stupid as to post all this crap online? Protection is overrated, she says. from the way she talks about dicks and orgies, she’s prob seen a lot so I think protection should be at the top of her list.

  50. G says:

    Guys working on the trading floor at banks ROUTINELY use this kind of language to each other and no one bats a lash. I think for a young pretty girl to have a potty mouth makes society uncomfortable.. not ladylike enough.

    • Anne says:

      I think she’d get the same response had she been a guy.
      It’s disgusting no matter what gender you are.
      And no offense, but the girl is not pretty,she has a hard masculine face.

  51. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    This girl is the living embodiment of Heather chandler

    Heather Chandler: I brought you to a Remington party and what’s my thanks? It’s on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke.

    Heather Chandler: F*ck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?

    Heather Chandler: They all want me as a friend or a f*ck. I’m worshiped at Westerburg and I’m only a junior.

    • bettyrose says:

      So true, but then again . . .

      Dumb Jock: “Dear Jesus, God in Heaven….why’d you have to kill such hot snatch?” <– At Heather Chandler's funeral.

  52. Britt says:

    Intrigued by all of this sorority talk, we don’t have sororities in Australia. She sounds all rather horrid…oh and we’ve been using the term cunt punt for ages now in Oz. LOL!!

  53. Britt says:

    Intrigued by all of this sorority talk, we don’t have sororities in Australia. She sounds all rather horrid…oh and we’ve been using the term c*unt p*nt for ages now in Oz. LOL!!

  54. Britt Mezher says:

    Intrigued by all of this sorority talk, we don’t have sororities in Australia. She sounds all rather horrid…oh and we’ve been using the term c*** punt for ages now in Oz. LOL!!

  55. Leslie says:

    I predict she will get a bigger book deal than Lena Dunham did. Girl will be famous for this. The anti-sorority crowd will love her.

  56. decorative item says:

    Nothing funny about this, and she will probably end up with a show because of it. This kind of culture is so revolting.

  57. Nicole says:

    She has a personality disorder or mental health problem. Feel sorry for her.

  58. Cinnamon says:

    ok maybe im the only one who things its not that big of a deal and kind of funny?
    like if thats just her personality and you have to see it in person to appreciate it? i dunno. I was in a sorority in college and this email is TAME compared to things the campus darling sororities get away with.
    like encouraging (because its not hazing if you only encourage and dont force)littles to do a line of cocaine thats in the shape of the sorority letters.

    that to me, which was brushed under the table, is far worse than this email that sounds like something R Lee Ermey (full metal jacket)would come up with if he was a sorority girl.

    this will blow over just like that university of texas girl in the college republicans who got in twitter trouble in the fall

  59. Mian says:

    I am surprised that the world even cares what some silly college girl thinks.

  60. anti-icon says:

    The Michael Shannon rendition of “the sorority email” is making me cry….with so much laughter. I was in a sorority. These “types” existed then (30 years ago) as now. But, also, they were few in number (then). LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  61. Flower says:

    In the words of Dame Maggie Smith….. “Profanity is no substitute for wit”. What surprises me the most is that so many readers think she’s funny.

  62. iWeep says:

    Oh em gee, she’s like SO kewl, I wanna be her BFF! profanity is so edgy and original.
    I have like no self esteem so losers like this are my iDols!
    #iLiveThrougHer #SheProbsPoppedaVeinWhileWritingThat