Star Trek Into Darkness had its UK premiere last night. Did you just pee a little bit out of excitement? You should! Because all of your men were there. Even if you are not in lust with Benedict Cumberbatch, I assure you there was someone there to float your proverbial boat. As for my lover Cumby… he looked especially pale and wan. I think it’s a combination of things – he’s filming Sherlock right now and so he’s limited by his Sherlock look – pale, underweight, dark hair. He tried to slick back his hair but it does make him look especially like some kind (whispers) Lizard King. I mean, I would still nail that to the wall, don’t get me wrong. But I worry that he might be suffering some kind of vitamin deficiency. Thankfully, my biscuit is very nutritious. Too far? HA.
But seriously, I know some of you love Zachary Quinto, so I’m including pics of him too. I don’t get his Skrillex hair, but it’s certainly a “look”. Also there: Simon Pegg, of course. And I’m also including photos of two unquestionably (at this point) delicious men, Chris Pine and Karl Urban. I’m late to the Urban train, so I’ll just say that the man is handsome and I’ll leave you to it. But Chris Pine’s hotness continues to surprise me. That boy has grown into a man overnight! I think it’s the beard. The beard is really doing it for me. Mm…
So, what’s your ranking? Cumby is my #1, followed by Pine, followed by Urban (out of deference to the growing band of Urban-loonies). Enjoy!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Pine by default. None of the others are even close to being “hot” IMO. But to be completely honest I’d probably go for Alice Eve, I have such a girl-crush on her 😀
Yeah, if I had to take someone home from this, it would be a girl. The boys are just so meh! to me.
I loved Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz, so maybe I would invite him for afternoon tea the next day.
I will have Pine if you don’t want him, his new beard is making me tingle (hangs head in shame)
Simon Pegg. I’d hit Cumby, but only after taking him to Thornfield, feeding him a dozen teacakes and making him sleep for a week. He needs to build up some muscle to be ready for me.
You’ve got red on you.
Heh heh heh! Who needs Star Trek when you have Shaun of the Dead?
How do we get Cumby to do a Simon Pegg/Nick Frost movie?
And Thornfield would be happy to have you.
I suppose I would take Simon from this crew. I default to funny if my lady zone takes a nap upon viewing. Pine is handsome but too boy-scout here for some reason. I am not feeling Zachary’s hair.
Poor Miss Jane. Here you are (whip included):
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7019/6611406145_73c3ff138a_z.jpg
Ms. j.eyre you know how bad I want to say Karl Urban but I don’t want name I shall not speak to shank me on this beautiful Friday.
I dare not mention Cumby’s name or voice or you know who might just pop up from behind a tree razor in hand. Chris Pine is a douche (a pretty hot douche) and Simon Pegg is not bad but doesn’t make my girlie parts scream. I’m a woman so I definetely don’t do it for Quinto, therefore I’m left with nothing. Sex free Friday is what it is.
@V4real I’m watching you. -_-
BBBAAAARRRRIIINNNNNN! My prince – I await you!
Oh Fanty, you always know just what I need. And by way of preparation, I shall begin with my fantasies of Hannibal Lecter and James Bond boning on the Henry II’s throne.
V4 – well advised to not mutter the names out loud – that only summons them in a sulfuric cloud.
Gads – I fear this might be a non-h!tting it day for me. I may have to tie Pine up and see what he’s got if things don’t pick up.
@ Miss Jane:
Here you go. Presumably, on their way to the couch:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/84a9250ca7f226eeb01602d5abd4ab74/tumblr_mltce4BcJW1qe8a0fo2_r1_500.png
What I wouldn’t give to be a silver suit. Or that couch.
Well, that would explain Remora’s dress from that night.
@ Miss J- I’m going to need some CHarms goodness soon. I had a naughty dream about budget Hemsworth last night and now feel as though I’ve been unfaithful.
You think you could loan CHarms out so I can make it up to him? Pretty please?!
@Marty – Arg – this is a really bad time for CHarms favors as I have a tooth for meat today.
Well now, don’t make that face. Oh you – can I ever say no to you? Yes, please – take him. He is all oiled up and waiting in the conservatory wearing only TommyannE – be a love and have TommyannE join me in the library, I have a copy of Lady’s Chatterley’s Lovers on my lap I would like his to delve into.
ps – shameful about you cheating on CHarms with Budget! I am appalled by your dream behavior. How was he?
Thank you, thank you, thank you! You are a godess Miss J!
Budget was very eager in my dream but taken aback by my more agressive qualities. It only confimed that he is indeed the lesser Hemsworth, and only a demi God with a big hammer can handle me.;)
@Miss Eyre,
That pic of Hiddlesworth? Wow, that is the look of love if I’ve ever seen it.
It looks to me that the only recipients of that look from CHarms have been Hiddles & India Rose.
T. Fanty,
need some help with Ben?
Absolutely! You can get the Sherlock hair back to where it needs to be. The Six Feet Under look really isn’t working for me. Remember – twist and diffuse. You may also feed him bacon sandwiches while I’m disciplining the sassy little Dragonfly King under the arbor.
If EsCon is any more tardy, the only job left for her is going to be polishing the Vespa. And that isn’t a euphemism.
Ok boss, but who’s putting him to bed for a week of much needed rest? (I won’t tell Eve, promise.)
We can take turns. He keeps getting up to tend to the hedgehogs. The poor lamb can’t tell the difference between the difference between their calls and the plaintive cries that come out of TommyAnnE’s dungeon whenever Miss Eyre pays a visit. Poor Cumby gets all light-headed when he jumps out of bed, so I think it important that one of us be there at all times to pin him down.
Poor TommyannE! He had been so battered and abused lately even I cannot brandish the flyswatter any longer. I am going over his bum with the giant rabbit fur flogger. If someone could send lavender cakes, porn videos, and tea to the dungeon, he might stop whimpering and be ready for another round with Miss Jane.
Please do, C&C. Between the dragonfly swatter and the hammer of Thor pounding all night, poor Cumby isn’t getting any sleep. He’s so delirious, the thought it was a costume party, and came as Death Warmed Up. It’s going to take dozens of whiskey-soaked hedgehogs to nuzzle a little color back into his cheeks.
I blame Jane, honestly. Sometimes I wonder if Mr. Rochester isn’t deaf as well as blind. My head is positively ringing at the end of a sojourn at Thornfield. And don’t even get me started on the condition of the furniture. I don’t know what she does, but the legs on the couch are no longer stable.
Well, I’m here finally, feeling like CumbyBatch looks. I am really worried about him. I thought he looked like Nick Cave yesterday, & now I see he went deeper into that Cave & forgot his provisions.
It might be only adrenaline now that is keeping him upright. (As soon as I wrote “keeping him upright” I regretted it.)
The poor lamb. (The plastic lamb from the Tamara Drewe premiere.)
What do you mean you don’t know what I do? I sent you the pamphlet; last night was page 216, diagram C. It’s a tricky one and we have been practicing for months.
And you are always on about Thor’s hammer – that thing only comes down when I am done so stop blaming him. The pounding to which you are referring was no fault of mine. EsCon got into my voodoo doll kit and threw my likeness upstairs. The Crazy B!tch was having at me for hours… as were CHarms and TommyannE so you can imagine how energized I am this morning.
C&C you have done a marvelous job with the men – they positively glisten. I need you to once over CHarms for Marty as I have promised them an undisturbed afternoon. And for the love of all things holy, get Batch upright and in some semblance of having a skeletal structure – I have the Scots due in any minute and you know how they get when they have anemic things to play with. TommyannE is out with Poms for his exercise and sunshine for the day and…
Lauli, please – that is my best corset and if The Mac is going to tear those laces with this teeth, I need it to appear unworn. Take the French Maid costume – Batch loves domestic help. It fuels his “fancy” fetishes.
Diagram C? No wonder you wrecked the couch. I thought I had punctured a lung after I tried that last time.
Just have it steam cleaned before I visit next. I’ll have the boys bring their toolbelts. Of course, neither of them know what to do with all that hardware, but they can stand and look manly(ish) while I fix the couch. Have crumpets ready to stuff in Cumby’s mouth when he starts trying to give me notes.
Ladies, ladies, please!!
*Cue Godfather Don Corleone’s voice here*
“What has Cumby done to make you treat him with such disrespect?”
Darling Ben was just trying to make you all giggle with that one derp face last week & today’s lizard face, & now just look at all y’all! It sounds like a flock of harpies is circling his weird horse-like head.
He is in the corner right now, sobbing very gently. He thought you loved him. Does it take only one misstep from him to make you all turn on him so cruelly? Yes, Fanty, he did think that premiere was a costume party. Only Boudicca was sharp-eyed enough to see that he went as Data—Data if he were Nick Cave, Mortician.
I can see that I’m going to be up all night again, fixing this. I have a question for some of you boozers: (side eye @Miss Jane)
What’s the best whiskey to pour down Cumby’s sad little throat until he forgets why he’s crying?
And no, I will not be bringing him to Thornfield this time—he says he simply cannot face all of this derision. I am carting his nearly lifeless body over to the Convent in a hedgehog-drawn wheelbarrow. (The sound of the Vespa upsets Mother Superior.)
“What has Cumby done to make you treat him with such disrespect?”
Do you want written descriptions or photos?
Both. Please, with lavender sugar?
Okay, firstly, my sole concern is to get that boy some rest. Even if I have to strap him naked to my bed and stroke him until he stops fighting the urge to get up and do something. It could take a while.
Secondly, don’t fall for the “crying.” Lest we forget, the mortician’s look should remind us that, being the finest actor of his generation (as he likes to remind me that his father, Danny Boyle, his dry cleaner and all of his good friends like Sir Ian tells him), he is a master of disguise. While EsCon thinks he weeps, he is retreating to his mind palace where, like Ming the Merciless, he plots his further domination of Celebitchdom.
Don’t worry about the Convent. I made out with the sister who keeps the cells’ keys when I got arrested for kidnapping Portman so she’ll do just about anything I ask her if I show a little cleavage. Once the Mother Superior has taken her Communion wine for the night and can’t be woken by a sonic bomb, I’ll get us the keys to Cumby’s room. EsCon will be too tired from carrying the wheelbarrow – those hedgehogs have no stamina.
The Scots arrived so I will give the some job too – you know how they like to run around at night in face-paint, bless them.
Well that’s the last time I take hedgehogs to do a War Horse’s job. Silly little things were absolutely hopeless at hauling the Cumby-barrow. I’m fed up to here with their hedgehog attention deficit disorder. Yes, they’re slow, but they were pulling along steadily until a swarm of dragonflies fluttered up, & they took off, chasing them into the forest.
@Fanty,
Tiggywinkle is a very bad influence on the others—you may have to take him back.
@Miss Jane,
It is times like this that I am so glad about that Portman kidnapping incident. Because you are such a trollop, you didn’t even have to be asked or bribed to snog Sister Suffering Hummingbird. (Be careful of that one though, Jane—I’ve heard she’s not sure about her final vows) Well done indeed! This is how the Sisters have been getting Mother Superior’s keys for centuries, & she never seems to figure it out.
And for all of you Cumbites, this:
http://darlingdomesticbatch.tumblr.com/image/49512056743
@Escon,
Nice pic. I actually 100% believe that’s his real hair. The curlers must be hell to sleep on.
Also, do you think we can use the Cumbybarrow to lock Portman BACK in the convent?
@Fanty,
I don’t see why not. It’s just sitting here idly now. If we can keep Portman locked up long enough, they will have to cast someone worthy of playing Lady Macbeth.
I still wish I knew if she was their first choice. Somehow the casting people wouldn’t look so stupid to me if they had tried to get Eva Green & failed. Ah well…..maybe I’ll accept what I cannot change. Or maybe I just won’t see it.
You naughty b.sisters. My boyfriend kept on asking me why I was LMAO!
Damn it, Cumberbatch! I wanted to see some curly
(Sher)locks….
all of them look nice, but I think Quinto looks the best.
Any and all of them, preferably all at once!
+1,000,000
Pine and Urban especially!
Chris Pine for a quick roll in the hay (he usually does nothing for me, but for some reason, he’s yum with a beard and a 3-piece suit!), Simon Pegg to entertain me, and Cumby for a life partner :).
All of them. Cumby first 😀
Ok, I’m changing my name. I can’t be mistaken for someone who wants to bang Cumby.
Done. 🙂
Well, that would have been a serious mistake 😛
Haha, this is cute. I think I’m going to shorten my name as well. There’s another Andrea (the properly capitalized one) who comments here and when I check the site on my phone (which fixes name caps), I get confused sometimes.
@andrea,
I wonder which andrea I’ve been replying to? Ha! Are you the andrea with whom I’ve been discussing Cumby’s secret hair salon?
Hi EsCon! Haha, yes, I’m pretty sure the secret hair salon stuff is all me. I don’t think that level of hair obsession is that common. But I’ve added an avatar and will now use my nickname instead, so it’s easier to keep track.
Hi drea!
Like your name change! About your avatar—how did you set it? I have found a few I want to use but setting it hasn’t worked. I wanted to use something not from Gravatar. Just wondered. Thanks!
Thanks, EsCon! Did you find the images on the internet? All I did was save the image onto my hard drive, and then I uploaded it to Gravatar from there.
Wow, this conversation is so surreal. I know you are separate wonderful people but it’s really fun to pretend you are one person arguing with yourself about your taste in men… kind of an id/superego thing.
Haha!
Patrick Stewart. He wasn’t there? Him anyway.
That is always the correct answer when this question is asked.
😀
Cumby is clearly doing his homage to Data from STNG at this premiere, but I’d hit him first while making Karl wait out in the kitchen with orange juice and cookies, so Cumby can get his blood sugar up before driving away.
Boudicca, I’m amazed I didn’t see that he went to the premiere as Data! That’s dead on. This must be his costume from the episode in which Data went to the Holodeck to be a mortician.
EsCon – remember the episode when Data went to the Holodeck to solve a Sherlock Holmes mystery??? It’s a cultural reference doubling back on itself. LOL
HA! Boudicca, you’re scaring me, girl. I was about to ask if anyone had seen that Sherlock Holmes Holodeck episode! An absolute favorite. Would love to watch it again.
Karl Urban for sure, even though I don’t know anything about him. What’s his story?
Good guy or douchebag? 🙂
Good guy, married with kids as far as I know. Chris Pine calls him “the best looking geek in the world”, which I kind of love. 🙂
Yep, Urban all the way. He’s the only one out of the bunch who even gets me the slightest bit fizzy. All the others are just blah.
Plus it’s nice to hear that he’s actually a good guy. 🙂
Karl Urban reminds me of the late Robert Urich.
Here’s a pic of him as Jake in Lonesome Dove:
http://www.cmt.com/sitewide/assets/img/shows/lonesome_dove/lonesome_dove_80303431-x600.jpg
Robert Urich’s died? I just had to Wiki that – 12 years ago. How did I not know that? Now he WAS a man. Dan Tanna foreva.
THIS!!! I was wondering why he looked familier although not quite sure why-thank you!
You’re all on my hit-list…
I’ll get Eve to help me do the dirty work.
LOL! I guess I’ll sleep with one eye open tonight. 😛
Wait a minute, Jenna – I didn’t know he was a geek. I may have to reevaluate what list he is on…
@j.eyre: Gurrrl, you better not! And yes, he’s a geek for Star Trek, Doctor Who, Video Games. Be still my heart, <3
I would hit cumby with a mack truck, wan paleness and all. I really like his suit too. I wonder why he just didn’t come with sherlock hair, guess he didn’t want to be responsible for all the blown minds…lol
Cumberbatch FTW!
Love how they are all looking great in their suits. I love a guy in a suit.
I went to squeal at Cumberbatch last night but ALL the men looked good in the flesh, even Chris Pine. Zoe Saldana looked fantastic too – very slim but not at all bony, and I thought her dress was great.
I’ll be spending this weekend putting all my photos on a loop screen-saver and pondering whether it’s time to start acting my age…
I’ll be spending this weekend putting all my photos on a loop screen-saver and pondering whether it’s time to start acting my age…
You sound fun. So hopefully, never. 😉
I think Pine’s beard is balancing out his EYEBROWS. It’s a good look for him.
Urban is yummy.
Sherlock should NEVER slick his hair back like that. EW.
I would bang Cumby like a screen door in hurricane.
LMAO
Urban first, hot in LOTR and hotter as the bad guy in Bourne. Pegg next, because he looks cute and a bit grumpy in his suit. My beloved but one-wig-away-from-albino Cumby will have to go 3rd today. Well, at least he looks the part of the villain.
Yes, that’s where I’ve seen him before, LOTR! I was trying to recall. And yeah, him hands-down.
He was soooo gorgeous in Bourne. Near perfect – hot in Red also. I used to see him and his wife around town and he was lovely and she was really really pretty. They have been together for a while which is great.
MY BABY (That’s Karl Urban for you hussies that don’t know)!!! You bitches stay back!!!
**sets up trip wire, motion detectors, mines, snipers and other arsenal**
It’s probably for the best you’re permately riding the the Urban train now(giggles). Tom Hardy drastically changed his look again, and well…..it’s still too soon for me to talk about. *sniffles for lost hotness*
I saw those pictures!!! I was all: “Oh, sweetie…what happened? Are you tired, you look tired. Take a nap, rest, something because OMG!”
I just really hope it’s for a role, but speaking of which, good God he really does look so young clean shaven.
I don’t know if it is; I know he has a bunch booked up. He looks good with a bit of scruff. But he just looks so pale and tired in the latest pics…and then there’s his sense of style.
Post the pics!
Don’t say I didn’t warn ya:
http://www.justjared.com/2013/05/02/tom-hardy-noomi-rapace-gabrielles-gala-2013/
@Jenna- I wonder where Charlotte is? They haven’t been photographed together in a while.
@Marty: Eh, I’m sure she’s around there somewhere.
Nevermind. I found something to help me with this “off” period.
http://yourareunearthlything.tumblr.com/post/49516299787
Lawd, the things I’d do to Tommy Conlon…….UNF! Have mercy.
Re: the first Hardy pic. EEW. He looks like he should be down at the Jersey shore, picking a fight with someone because they drunkenly started singing “Sweet Caroline.”
Can I play bone-marry-kill, but replace kill with ‘also bone?’ In that case, Urban-Pegg-Pine.
Definitely Cumberbatch but…he looks old with his hair like that. He’s also 14 years older than I am soooo…
1-Urban (sorry Jenna)
2-Pine
3-Pegg
ps: please, somebody tell Mr. upper class that he needs a hairdo that covers his forehead.
How dare you. You can look (and even fantasize) but that’s all mine.
Ohh, look who just rolled up.
Shouldn’t you be in your lab, trying to identify the crusty bits you just pulled of Gerard Butler?
Hahahaha…
My Gerry! He is the “perfect crash” type. What a train-wreck of a date! (did it make any sense what I said?)
Guess the suggestions I got to follow on Twitter? Franco and Hiddles! 🙂
It makes me so profoundly sad that Twitter puts those two in the same category.
Re: Gerry. He’s the type that would take you to a nice place, make you split the check, and then try to shag you in the bathroom.
Oh man, that’s bad. Bad twitter!
Don’t blame twitter for being the carrier of truth (piffle).
Karl was there. He gets first dibs always & forever. Next up is Pine. And…that’s it. Those others don’t do a thing for the biscuit.
Where’s John Cho? 🙁
Good question. I want to see John Cho in a three-piece suit.
They all look so nice – this is what a red carpet should look like.
I think he’s filming “Sleepy Hollow”, but I’m not sure
Urban
Pine
Pegg
In that order, beam ’em up!
Hmmmm maybe I’m just digging at straws (or whatever that term is) but look at the body chemistry between Zoe and Zachary on the last picture. Zoe’s body’s leaning away and she has her arm around herself and Benedict. Weird.
They were holding hands in another set of pics that I saw over on Popsugar. And they’ve always said lovely things about each other and hung out together on occasion. But yeah, it does look a little weird.
It does look weird! She had so much trouble with her dress that I wonder if she had her arm like that trying to keep a piece of it from coming undone?
Wasnt he gay?
Yes, Zachary is gay. I think his boyfriend is Jonathan Groff. A splendid couple.
Am I the only one that thinks Cumberbatch is fug? He is seriously not attractive to me…
I honestly think that he’s funny looking. And when I first saw him on Sherlock I really didn’t think much about him. And then 20 minutes into that show, something changed, and I became wildly attracted to him.
He’s a smart, funny and a ridiculously talented guy. And I think that’s why so many women like him. Yeah, he’s not too much to look at, but he has a great personality. And that’s what makes him cute.
Gurrrrll! You’ been BATCHED! 😀
giddy up!
I have been on the Urban train since I saw him in Doom. I’d hit that first of all the ones listed here.
I have to admit that Quinto is intriguing to me, but then I got hooked on him back in his Sylar days. Too bad he pitches for the other team *sigh*
Honestly though, I don’t care for any of the rest. Pine does nothing for me and while I do like hearing the Cumberbum, I don’t really have thoughts of nailing him. I’ll keep to my Hiddles for that fantasy.
Cumby does look like the King of Lizards here, but *whispers* I´d still hit it, SO HARD.
PS: has anyone seen the pics of him and Chris Pine at The Graham Norton Show? I really can wait to see it!!!
Does one really have to ask? Cumby ALL the way.. and HARD
giddy up!
I have to post this… 😀
http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9f8830232b8193f64bd421936c2ad7d/tumblr_mm8ellyW4Y1qevqqyo1_500.gif
Love it!
Did you see the pic of Mark Gatiss with the Cumby parents? It’s adorable.
I did! It’s so cute. I wish there was one of Cumby with his parents. Or there is one and I missed it?
No, where?
@MBP
Do you mean the one of Mark Gatiss?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/7df688ca661d4ff9d217c6bd5ce1ba13/tumblr_mm6tmzCNtF1qmxg8ho2_1280.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/253379_630794413601015_1519545097_n.jpg
@T.Fanty
There is also one of Martin Freeman and Amanda Abbington
http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac125ea0b2182146070a613b401ca5ea/tumblr_mm6suoxJa91qmxg8ho1_1280.jpg
Is that Cumby’s mom?!? I love her on sight.
Bring her to Thornfield – my heavens, she dominate the place!
Oh NO! He’s heard that people are calling him the Lizard King. You see, he does have a sense of humor about himself. I can’t think of any “pretty boy” actors who would make that face.
There was someone else called The Lizard King long ago. See Jim Morrison’s line: “I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.”
If Morrison were alive today, he might be a bit miffed that someone else has acquired that title. I hope this sobriquet doesn’t stick too hard to Cumby, but we do like our creatures around here!
Why are they all dressed up like 1920s Wall Street bankers?
I’m not down with ‘Lizard Lovin’ so it would have to be a MANWICH of Karl Urban and Chris Pine. Delish!!
None of the men but Alice Eve, the only one without a zoom-in is the one “I’d rather”, hot outfit, nice body, her dress is way better that the International orange she wore before and though Zoe Saldana still disappoints with the napkin dress it is somewhat better than the Carnac dress she wore at an earlier premier. Not exactly on topic but Alice is the one.
URBAN first!!!!!!!!!!!!! then second place is between pine and quinto n don’t care about the rest…
The only hot guy up there is Dr. McCoy, the rest either look deformed, bland, or in the case of Chris Pine a major douche.
Urban. Only Urban.
Y’all have to see this Graham Norton show, can’t stop laughing (in a good way!)
It was hilarious! Oh, how I wish I was there… 😀
I’m so excited about this! I hope he looked less sickly than he did at the premiere, but then he always looks good in motion.
Agree, what a good laugh. Ben was deliciously adorkyable.
Chris pine, is the only one i would want
I remember karl urban from when he was cupid on xena, warrior princess….soooooo hot!
Chris Pine is the only hot one.
Zachary looks good but that mohawk is for 12-year-olds. Urban ALWAYs looks good. Can’t get past that enormous head of Pines. Zoe, Red Carpet 101, wear something beautiful but comfortable and you can walk in. Alice, like the hair and the dress.
Crumby got a little too thin for Sherlock, plus he has been working too much. Someone needs to feed him a whole pork roast with potatos and put him to bed, then tell him to sleep for a week.
That being said, though wane and pale as he is I’d still sop Cumby up with a biscuit and lick my fingers afterwards.
My son has only agreed to see the movie with me if I promise to keep my Cumby love utterances to no more than once every 15 minutes. I reluctantly agreed. I have confessed my Cumby love to my husband.
I’m not ready to tell my husband. I’m forbidden from watching Damien Lewis on Homeland already… 🙂
No one is willing to go see it with me!
Haha all the talk about who is the hunkiest man on out of all things Star Trek is reminiscent of the Twilight series
at the opposite end of the “nerd” scale in science fiction. Unlike the Twilight series in which tweens and teen girls loved and men including me hated I think everyone is going to like “Into Darkness”, hot men for the ladies, the endless debate about the size and design
of the Enterprise for the nerds and a good movie for everyone else. Just my $0.02.
zoe saldana is clearly the most beautiful. then pine, then it’s a tie between zach quinto & karl urban, followed by alice eve, then simon pegg, then the scum on the bottom of my shoe, then i’d shoot myself in the face before doing beneduuugh crustyface. he looks the transition photo on an animorphs cover. gross as hell.