Cameron Diaz in blue Stella McCartney at the Met Gala: spiked Monk Smurf?

I was wondering if anyone besides Kristen Stewart would wear Stella McCartney, and here we go. I should have figured that Cameron Diaz would go with Stella – that whole group of girls (Camy, Goop, Kate Hudson) are all tight with Stella. So what did Stella make Cameron wear? A giant, figure-covering blue… thing. I don’t even want to call this a dress. It’s awful. Like the pope’s vestments with a built-in cape…? She looks like Monk Smurf. And that spiked belt? That’s Cameron’s version of a chastity belt. You can’t hug her. At all. I wonder if she poked anyone last night? I wonder if she drew blood?

Diane Kruger wore Chanel. Not punk. But not bad. I mean, she’s beautiful and she makes everything look good. She and Joshua seemed subdued on the carpet though, and there are hardly any photos of them.

Kate Bosworth in Balmain. This makes me sad. It’s like she didn’t even try. Again, this would have been cute at a movie premiere, but it’s not “big” enough for the Met Gala.

Marion Cotillard wore Dior (like Jennifer Lawrence). Marion looks really pissed off about it too. She should be – this dress is so boring and it’s just… blah. Nothing.

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  1. Shelly says:

    Cameron looks terrible! I hate everything about her look. And Marion looks like she’s at the wrong event.

    • annaloo. says:

      I know! Can we just put that blue shawl thing over her head and kick her in the rump?

    • YuYa says:

      I think Cameron looks awesome and really beautiful. She looks like an Alien Queen. I love it.

    • Dinah says:

      Cameron also looks like she’s in her mid-late 50’s in this frock & styling. Yeesh. Honestly, as if she’s channeling Sharon Stone(d).

      Marion’s punk is all about the shoes, I guess.

  2. LadyMTL says:

    Hahahaha Monk Smurf! That pretty much says it all. I do like the belt but it’s true that she probably couldn’t hug anyone without rupturing their internal organs.

    Marion Cotillard looks like she wants to vomit, poor woman. Give her some mint tea, stat.

  3. T.Fanty says:

    I kind of want that belt.

  4. teehee says:

    I guess Cameron was inspired by Queen Maxima of the Netherlands?

    • Ja'mie says:

      Made me think of that too! I actually really like Cammie’s cape, but let’s be serious, she doesn’t come close to the fabulousness of Maxima.

  5. HotPockets says:

    Why even give it a theme when no one goes along with it? This is just silly. There have been two dresses I liked, but no one is really standing out to me.

  6. gloaming says:

    Nevermind Kate Bosworth.

    WTF is her fiancé wearing.

  7. V4Real says:

    Ooooooh Cameron girl that’s a no no. She looks like she belongs to the Twilight Volturi.

    Kristen, Nicole, Anne Hathaway and Cameron got the theme mixed up and thought it was Vampire nght at The Met Gala.

  8. Charlotte says:

    Stella McCartney looks like she has an alien chest with 4 breasts. Said before but worth a repeat: there is no way she would be taken seriously if not for her famous dad.

    • BooBooLaRue says:

      Yes this over and over again. She is a horrible failure as a designer!

      • littlestar says:

        I was just coming down here to the say the same thing. Stella McCartney is a TERRIBLE designer!!! I’ve yet to see anything nice designed by her.

        It’s too bad Jon Galliano lost it and became a raving racist. Without him, Dior has become too safe and bland with their designs.

      • Lee says:

        Hear, hear. I’ve thought the same thing for years. She’s embarrassingly bad and untalented.

        And Cami looks dreadful in that sack, no surprise.

  9. Azurea says:

    Maybe Diane & Joshua are subdued because he yelled at her for puncturing his ‘nads with her clutch on the limosine ride over.

  10. Kristine says:

    I like Cotillars hair and makeup and I actually like the dress.. but not for this event.

    As for the rest.. no thanks.

  11. TheWilson says:

    I’m so obsessed with Diane Kruger. Her dress isn’t like insanely over the top, but she’s so consistent, and not in a Jennifer Aniston-wears the same thing every time way. Love Diane. And Kate Bosworth is stunning. Living her ivory skin and natural hair color peaking out.

  12. TheWilson says:

    I’m so obsessed with Diane Kruger. Her dress isn’t like insanely over the top, but she’s so consistent, and not in a Jennifer Aniston-wears the same thing every time way. Love Diane. And Kate Bosworth is stunning. Loving her ivory skin and natural hair color peaking out.

  13. Evadstructn says:

    Cotillard looks pissed with SJP stealing the limelight in background

  14. paola says:

    Cameron should have stabbed Stella with that belt. at least we wouldn’t be forced to see so many bad gowns on a red carpet ever again. I still believe that if Stella wasn’t Paul Mc Cartney’s daughter she would have not in a gazillion years been able to become a fashion designer. Whatever she designs is ill fitting, horribly put together and wrong on so many levels. geesh.

  15. ladybert62 says:

    I like Cameron’s dress – it brings out her eye color. Plus I like the style. The belt is so so – I like the color but not the spikes.

    • Anna-fo-Fanna says:

      See, I was thinking that this color does nothing for her – she looks like a Fremen!!

  16. sillyone says:

    Aren’t those the same spikes on Diane handbag that are on Cameron’s dress? (By the way if I were Josh I wouldn’t smile either those are right near his giggle berries)

  17. bostonian says:

    As a friend, I simply do not understand how you put your friend in this ensemble. My girlfriends would never let me out dressed in a sad blue sack like this, let alone design this crap for me. It makes me wonder: 1.) Friendship with a designer can be a liability 2.) Does Stella purposely try to mute her girlfriends beauty? (With friends like that, who needs enemies?)

    C’mon, Cameron has a slamming body – this is how you highlight her assets?

    Kate Bosworth is officially embarassing. Remember when she made out with Chris Martin? Yeah, he was there with his wife, the most popular girl at the Hollywood table. Kate Bosworth showed up with Michael Polish (who?) and probably got herself mean-girled all night long. Awkward and embarassing.

  18. Quinn Parker says:

    Eek…Cameron Diaz does NOT wear that hairstyle well.

  19. dorothy says:

    Cameron looks like something out of Star Trek. Not a good a thing.

  20. David99 says:

    Marion Cotillard is a true beauty.

  21. WendyNerd says:

    Why aren’t more people wearing Vivienne Westwood to this thing? I mean… Right? That should be obvious.

    • The Original G says:

      Right? I know.

    • Amber says:

      Westwood’s last collection was amazing too, so no excuses. There’s never anything punk about CK, Valentino, McCartney, Chanel and many other brands that were worn. People should’ve avoided certain brands entirely. I know it’s hard to get your hands on vintage McQueen, but COME ON. I think Christina Ricci was the only person who wore Westwood at all. No vintage Galliano? In fact, no vintage anything? Wouldn’t you think more people would hit Pat Fields shop or make Betsey Johnson their muse for the night?

  22. DanaG says:

    A Monk Smurf..LOL Yep that’s her. Guess she wanted her own space with that belt. Stella McCartney needs to just stop.

  23. MisJes says:

    Where do you even start with this crop of pictures?

    Cameron looks all kinds of meh, BUT – I do love that colour.

    Diane looks gorgeous, as always.

    Kate looks like she’s done something to her face, no? It’s very – tight and stretched. She didn’t even try with that dress.

    Marion looks so fug. Hair and make-up – divine. But that dress! I would have had to be stuffed kicking and screaming into that monstrosity.

  24. truthful says:

    poor Cammie, smdh

  25. anneesezz says:

    Sticking a pointy belt on an old lady dress does not make it Punk, Cammie. Never did. FAIL.

  26. Gossip Garl says:

    Poor Cameron..She use to look nice..not so much these days.

  27. LIVEALOT says:

    I sorta dig Cam’s look (hair and face not so much) and think Kate looks gorgeous!

  28. TxGal says:

    Cameron looks horrible, she is not aging well and her plastic cheeks are too puffed out.

  29. hateonit. says:

    I don’t like any of dresses, BUT peep my boo Miguel in the first pic<3 ugh. LOVE. that is all.

  30. Maria says:

    Cameron’s hair color and makeup ages her, extremely.

  31. DianeP says:

    Awful, just plain awful! Stella has all the fashion sense of her late mom, Linda — NONE.

  32. The Original G says:

    Cameron’s belt and SJP’s boots- “the” accessories of the evening!

  33. tifzlan says:

    I guess i’m the only one who really, reaaally liked Cameron’s look…. whoops

  34. strah says:

    I think Marion Cotillard’s dress could be much improved by making the top part black and the flowy part maybe dark grey. Keep the pop of yellow, the shoes and the hair – those are all great. The color adjustment would bring this into theme and look much better with her coloring. Oh, and of course, add a bracelet.

  35. Original Me says:

    Cameron Diaz looks awful. From the bad dye job that looks like a box color to the insane dress, it’s a mess. She looks heavy and matronly like she has a huge gut too. All of these people look like a hot mess, including you, Joshua Jackson!

  36. Abby says:

    Lots of fail. I really like Diane Krueger’s dress though. Not punk, but pretty.

  37. ya says:

    hmm I like Kate Bosworth’s outfit.

  38. mslewis says:

    Marion’s shoes are AMAZING!! So I forgive her for the dress.

    I just saw Diane Kruger in “Farewell My Queen” and she was wonderful so she can wear anything she wants and I will still love her, and Joshua by association. She was amazing and beautiful and sad in that movie and spoke perfect French.

    I like Cam’s dress . . .

  39. e.non says:

    i have never understood diaz’s appeal — either acting or looks. and, damn, i wonder if anyone rushed up to her to give her a hug before seeing that weapon wrapped around her mid-section.

  40. KellyinSeattle says:

    If it were black, it would look like the Grim Reaper’s outfit. The color , though, shows off Cameron’s beautiful blue eyes.

  41. Dredz says:

    I like this color on Cameron. It really brought up her eyes. She’s a Virgo, so she’d look good in navy.

  42. I Choose Me says:

    Well I’ll just come out and say it, I love Cameron’s outfit belt and all.

  43. lucy2 says:

    Lots of fug.
    Marion is so beautiful, but that dress is not good.

    I’m going to say it – Stella needs…BANGS. Forehead Trauma.

  44. xxx says:

    I like Cam’s belt for this event… But that’s it.

    I actually think the sheer “overdress” part of Diane’s outfit along with the bag, accessories and make up are pretty good for the theme. After all, it’s about how punk has influenced high fashion and the spikes are a big part of that and that sheer overdress bit is kind of reminiscent of a shroud, so nice death themes there. A very ladylike version of punk influences! She looks tired though – she usually seems to relish her fashion choices. I expected more of her for this theme but this gets a pass from me.

    Kate… eh. We needed a different Cate. Cate Blanchett! Now she would have ROCKED it! Cate and Tilda Swinton both.

    Marion… yerg. She does look pissed. I’m not surprised, that outfit is awful! I actually think a darker version of her fab Oscars gown the year she won would have been great. Something structured and edgy? She can pull of such out-there couture, it’s such a shame she ended up in this.