Kristen Stewart in a Stella McCartney onesie at the Met Gala: the pinnacle of awful?

HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. Oh, this is just too funny. First of all, Kristen Stewart went to the Met Gala last night… and Robert Pattinson did NOT. There were widespread rumors and reports that this would be their first non-Twilight red carpet together, but it looks like Rob didn’t give a f—k. Which is kind of funny because Rob just got an incredibly lucrative contract with Dior, and I bet Dior would have loved to have on the carpet too.

But here’s something else funny: Kristen is the star of her second ad campaign with Balenciaga. Balenciaga just hired Alexander Wang as their head designer, and Wang is definitely Team Liberty Ross. So Kristen didn’t even both wearing Balenciaga on the carpet. She wore this FUG FUG FUG Stella McCartney jumpsuit. OMG. I know a lot of you are like “No, Marchesa will always be the pinnacle of all that is awful in the fashion industry” and while you make a valid point, Stella McCartney is the worst. Always. She’s worse because A-list celebrities treat her fashion sense like it’s not terrible. Anyway, Kristen’s onesie is terrible, of course. It looks like she’s wearing a diaper. OH AND STOP SLOUCHING.

And because they are the same (!!), here’s Ashley Greene in Marchesa. YES. This is terrible too, obviously. But somehow I don’t think it’s WORSE than what Kristen is slouching around in.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

 

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  1. Pia says:

    I don’t get her (Kristen), it’s the only time of the year that it would have been cool and appropriate to be wearing what she usually wears : jeans, dirty shoes, random shirt ! That would have been very punk (fashion wise) !!
    Not this ugly thing…

  2. Apples says:

    KStew looking idiotic and constipated. Again.

    Her team is working hard- they needed her to get some attention but, the only designer they could get was…Stella. Yikes.

  3. Alecsma says:

    Wow – I don’t think that could be more unflattering if she tried.

  4. DanaG says:

    Kristen has always had a bad attitude but this outfit is just ugly. LOL I guess not everyone is jumping in to dress her. If this is the best she could do it’s bad. She looks like a pouty court jester. Rob probably doesnt want to have to pretend to be interested in her anymore or he couldn’t stop laughing when he saw her.

  5. Eleonor says:

    If Stella McCartney wasn’t Paul’s daughter, she wouldn’t even design Armani’s underwear, end of story: all her dresses are MESS,bad fabric, bad shape, and when they’re good it’s a copycat.
    This jumpsuit is awful.

  6. Jade says:

    The MET gala this year is just an epic fail…

  7. M says:

    The bottom half, why is the crotch area so big and unflattering? The top part looks nice, her makeup was definetly on spot as punk. I knew Robert and her wouldn’t be there together.

    • OhDear says:

      I thought that it could have worked if it actually fit her/didn’t look harem-pantsy. Alas, disappointing. The theme was perfect for her!

    • Agnetha says:

      I was just going to write that I thought the top half looked pretty good, but from the waist down it was hideous. If it had been a mini-skirt or short dress like she normally wears it would have been a thousand times better. I guess they were trying to make a statement with the pant suit theme? Her shoes and makeup were good.
      I don’t like Ashley’s dress at all, and normally I think she is so pretty.
      Two tiny women with the perfect bodies for designers and that was what they wore? Oy.

  8. Pastyousayyouneverknew says:

    Eh, I guess she went for the punk look with the make up which was good but the fabric + the cut is too medieval jester for me. Ashley is pretty in her own entirely unremarkable way, the dress did nothing for me.

  9. marie says:

    wow, that is fantastically horrible. and it makes her look like she’s got a camel toe all the way to her belly button..

  10. Anna says:

    Why is she wearing a nappy??

  11. Lucy2 says:

    It looks like she’s smuggling cats in her pants.

  12. Amelia says:

    0_o
    It’s like someone sewed $2 curtains together with the intention of making a human Christmas bauble.
    Goodness gracious, great balls of fug.

  13. lady mary. says:

    like the hair and make up ( though its more goth than punk) hate hate that jumpsuit

  14. elceibeno08 says:

    I do not have words to describe how very awful Kristen’s dress is. How can she allowed herself to be a fashion victim? Does she have a full lenght mirror at home? Who let her out of the house with that ill-fitting monstrosity on?

  15. mkyarwood says:

    lol, so ready for them to be gone.

  16. Maria says:

    wow, its so bad on so many levels.

    i mean you can blame the person who is wearing it and i certainly blame kristen for still doing red carpets when she obviously does everything to show that she hates it.
    but the dress and make up are done by professionals, they deserve all the criticism for this shame.

    well there is one positive thing: Kristens facial expression perfectly sum up this outfit.

  17. lisa2 says:

    I think it needed something around the waist. Looks unfinished. The makeup is very appropriate.

    I just don’t like the bottom half of the jumper. But she was in good company. Most of the women looked bad.

  18. Merman says:

    Love the hair and make up on KS-very on theme.Ashley Greene looks like she got out of the shower,couldn’t find a towel and decided to cover herself with the ugliest curtain I’ve ever seen.

  19. Nanea says:

    I wouldn’t even use that monstrosity as a pajama if I got it for free.

    How unfortunate, plus KStew’s constant slouching and vacant stare…

  20. ncboudicca says:

    Honestly, I hate what Kristen is wearing but think she fits the theme so much better than Ashley Greene, we shouldn’t even be comparing them. Kristen’s hair and make-up are correct, and her sullen expression is perfectly punk (for once, she is attitude-appropriate). The jumpsuit is fug, but kinda New Wave looking. Ashley Greene looks like she’s going to prom.

  21. gogoGorilla says:

    I can’t believe they were both invited.

  22. Melly says:

    Her crotch area looks like a fortune cookie in that onesie.

  23. Tessa says:

    It looks like she has a giant gaping vagina. Like camel toe on steroids.

  24. Faye says:

    Somewhere on the Internet, Justin Bieber is eyeing Kristin’s outfit covetously and wondering if it comes in a more “manly” color . . .

  25. Micah says:

    The crotch seam seems to cave inwards in some of the pics….making her look like she has a Gigantic Vagina.

  26. Elly says:

    her suit is not that bad, she has the “perfect” tiny body for such outfits. The worst part is the waist-area. Looks terrbible and cheap.

    The best thing: her make-up! Suits her really!
    I think this is the first time her “fuck you”-expression fits (for a punk themed gala).

  27. Kayla says:

    Yeah Kristen does not look good in this but Ashley’s is worse. Blech

  28. Jenna says:

    Wow that is, that is, that is… hades. Wow. There’s bad : that would be Ashley’s dress – but at least on that the embroidery could be salvaged. The embroidery is kinda cool and I am already looking over my shoulder at my embroidery machine and wondering how long that would take to trace, sketch, plan and program something close to that and see about making it the central feature on my new dining room set – maybe a giant ‘medallion’ central feature on the tablecloth or perhaps the valances? Must figure out. So her dress has salvageable bits… and if it looks like I’m hedging it’s because I’m at a loss how anyone possessing EYES walked out of the house in that onesie… thing. It’… it’s. To quote the Black Eyed Peas here: That digital spit, next level visual shit.

    All I got. That’s just hiddy.

  29. Tig says:

    I like the color, but not much else. The fit (?) is truly bizarre. Shoes were a bad choice – were they Stella as well? Disagree with the hair- theme or no theme- her hair slicked back does her no favors.

  30. Emma13 says:

    I don’t get the hate for Marchesa. I often like their dresses : ( Not the one Ashley has on though, but it’s still not bad.

  31. Britt says:

    These people are either getting dressed in the dark or they don’t have a mirror…EIther way it’s the worst thing I’ve seen since Kim Kardashian in her floral lounge dress.

  32. LAK says:

    That ashley greene Marchesa is a copy of Jessica Chastain’s McQueen gown from the oscars last year.

  33. Bored suburbanhousewife says:

    Princess Jasmine called and wants Kstew to return the pajamas she stole.

    I hate everything Stew wears but I have never seen an outfit that makes her look fat until now.

  34. Jm says:

    I hate Stella McCartney designs SO much. Why do people keep feeding the beast?

    • Another Ann says:

      Good question. Kristen’s jumpsuit highlights all that is wrong with Stella. Bad fabric choices, poor fit, and silhouettes that do nothing for a woman’s body. Kristen is tiny, and that outfit makes her look hippy.

      But still not as bad as Marchesa. Marchesa designs are so theatrical and overdone. Ashley Green is skinny, yet looks like the side of a barn in that awful dress.

  35. Rose says:

    It gives her a bum in the front

  36. Carobell says:

    Ashley looks thrilled to be there, and frankly that makes up for the huge unflaterring dress, bad hair and makeup. She’s trying to sell it.

    Kirsten just looks uncomfortable and unhappy.

  37. Janet says:

    And again with the empty blank dead eyes, I’ve seen zombies in a movie that had more expression on their faces than she does.

  38. Deb says:

    All I can see are her Dumbo ears sticking out. And doesn’t she ever close her legs??? Oh wait…..that would be a no.

    Poor Ashley stuck in that Marchesa monstrosity. Who told Mrs. Harvey Weinstein she had design talent? The same person who fed that lie to Stella McCartney?

    The horror….

  39. Barrett says:

    I don’t like Kristen’s onsie but I do love the color on her ! I always think they exaggerate but she was a bite lip awkward inept guest on the red carpet….

  40. Samtha says:

    It looks like the pants are backward…

  41. m says:

    Stella has some great pieces as where Marchesa does not. With Stella, it can look good depending on who wears it, and Kristen is a girl who makes it look awful.

  42. TXCinderella says:

    Look at the difference between Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene. Ashley is smiling and looks happy to be there and Kristen looks so sour and pissed off. I guess it would be too mainstream for her to act like she’s glad to be there.

  43. Rachel says:

    She looks like a ladyboy except they’re usually glamorous and chic.

    She’s got a bad case of arse-crotch, the material looks like it would melt if you lit a cigarette near it and her make-up is too heavy for her and turned her eyes into slits. She clearly can’t cope with highheels, which are ugly anyway….and she really could do with a decent bra. All in all an epic fail. On top of that she doesn’t have the personality to engage in interviews. If she wasn’t such a train-wreck we wouldn’t watch her.

    …and Stella McCartney gets paid for that shit.

  44. anneesezz says:

    Why does KS bother going if she doesn’t want to be there? It’s not a movie premier that she’s contractually obligated to attend. Stay home, you miserable, spoiled brat!

    P.S. that outfit is really awful.

    • Rachel says:

      I agree. I just don’t get why she bothers to turn up. Do you think she just doesn’t know where she is most of the time in her stoner stupor… her car drops her off at random places. It would explain why she always looks confused, out of her depth and talks crap.

  45. Rosie says:

    She is so awkward looking. i dont understand why she is trying to be a fashionista. She looks like she is in pain when she is posing.

  46. Viv says:

    I can’t believe Kristen Stewart snuck into my grandma’s bathroom and stole the toilet roll cover to wear as a onesie.

  47. Cece says:

    The color is fabulous, but that’s it. Her shoes are so, so 1990′s and boring. Nice that she tried something different with the hair, but this severe look only highlights her elf ears. And i guess I’m not cool enough to appreciate red eye make-up – she just looks high and miserable to me.

    Bottom line – no matter what she wears, she never exudes any confidence or happiness. This was not a required event – if you are going to show up, actually bring something to the party!

  48. valleymiss says:

    Re Kristen’s Stella McCartney: That’s gotta be the TALLEST cameltoe I’ve ever seen! Lol

  49. truthful says:

    I truly do not ger her hype, I hate her outfit and she looks smug as usual..like she can’t be bothered.

    waitwaitwait, didn’t Kristen get the best dressed award or something??

    unfortunately, I also hate Ashley’s big black dress, its something weird about her..like behind the scenes..hiding something weird.

    too damn poufy, smdh

  50. Mia 4S says:

    Wow, someone on her styling team hates her guts! The outfit almost works and then you end up laughing hysterically at the waist and crotch. Is she wearing Depends?

  51. SydneySpy says:

    http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/famous/galleries/photo/-/17045641/2013-met-gala-punk-couture/17045652/

    Hope the above link works. 42 pics of some who attended this fiasco.

    Madame Wintour is wearing the nightie my mum made me when I was four.

    You’ve either got, or you haven’t got, punk.

  52. strah says:

    Semi-bifurcated harlequin, that’s all I see when I look at Stew.

  53. Rabia says:

    I don’t understand how something so baggy can produce such a fierce camel toe.

    The slicked back hair is a terrible look for her. It accentuates her short, stubby neck and her prominent ears. I’m not a fan of matching eye shadow to the fabric color, either. Overall, she just looks terrible. Try-hard and terrible.

    And it’s so strange because I usually enjoy an androgynous, even manly, look on women…like with Tilda Swinton. But when Stewart attempts it it’s just irritating.

  54. RobN says:

    This is the first time that I have ever scrolled down as the picture loaded and actually said Oh My God out loud.

    This is the worst outfit ever and almost seems so bad that it must have been chosen expressly for that purpose.

  55. serena says:

    LOL so terrible, but her hair and make-up were great.

  56. nancypants says:

    Ashley’s dress is gorgeous for a PROM.

    It’s a prom dress but even then it’s really poofy.

    Kristen’s outfit is a mess and she matched her eyeshadow to the dress.
    That’s TWO kinds of wrong.

  57. another nina says:

    To me, she always looks like she is covered with mold. And how is it possible that someone as skinny as kstew looks fat? she has a bigger tummy that her chest. How is it possible to look at this inadequate girl and call her best dressed?

  58. nina says:

    meh, it hits the right note for the occasion. Her playing up androgeny works cause she’s so tomboyish, and she looked more punk than most in attendance.

  59. Emily says:

    Kristen could have rocked an actual punk look, too. With real trousers or shorts. Instead… ugh. I’d be grouchy if I were in that fugly getup too. The silhouette is something Justin Bieber would wear.

    Ashley Greene’s is worse, though. Marchesa for a punk ball?! I hate when women show up to these things in the normal ballgown crap they’d wear to anything, and most of them do.

  60. StaCat1 says:

    I love the make up on KS. Looks/photographs great! The outfit could be cool but the fit of the pants bugs the crap out of me.
    She is a skinny girl but the pants make her hips/waist look odd. I know they are trying to be edgy but the design/cut looks like someone messsed up with the scissors.

    Ashley’s just looks like a over the top prom dress?

  61. NEENAZEE says:

    Kristen looks like a matador…

  62. NEENAZEE says:

    And while I’m still thinking about K-Stew… I think she looks great in the new Florabotanica ad with the bright floral dress and the flat boots. Why Oh Why won’t her stylist just let her wear flats? They suit her personality much better and there might be a small chance she’d still have them on an hour after her red carpet duties were over…

  63. j.eyre says:

    I have not read all the comments so I apologize if I am repeating what someone else has said somewhere else. If I may just voice this once: I cannot get past the irony that the Met Gala chose punk as it’s theme. Punk, a subculture born out of disgust for the excessive of the upper class and molded into a statement against the mainstream. I have no doubt Punk influenced fashion, I just keep hearing Johnny Rotten saying “this @$$holes called themselves punk wearing leather jacket that cost 50 quid. We couldn’t afford 50 quid for anything.”

  64. phlyfiremama says:

    Kstew~I tell you, I am trying to hold on to the love. You sure are making it difficult! FFS, quit pouting and slouching all over the place. If you don’t like what you are doing, than do something else. You are NOT doing yourself any favors acting like a pouty 5 year old who needs a snack and a nap. Ashley~WTF? you are SO beautiful and you look like a combination of Dereon and a fugly stick got the better of you. Ack!

  65. Auj says:

    Wot is that she’s wearing? Crabby face as usual.

  66. mslewis says:

    I think the design looks too old for her and it really doesn’t fit well. Perhaps if there was a nice belt around the waist. While I don’t like this particular outfit I don’t get the hate for Stella McCartney. I usually like most of her designs; not the ones worn by celebrities but her regular designs. I see lots of ladies wearing her dresses and pants and they always look chic and professional.

    I agree about Marchasa. Their stuff is way overdone but a lot of the stars wear them to get in good graces with Harvey Weinstein. Hey, if you can get a role in one of his films just by wearing an ugly dress, well . . .

  67. Mabs says:

    What is going on with these hideous outfits? First, Kim’s step-in-80s-couch-onesie and now Kstew’s slinking around in a maroon coverall? With vintage triangular hips? My GAWD.

  68. Get a clue says:

    She looks like she wants to punch someone.

  69. Gal says:

    Stew needs a handler whose only job is to tell her to smile.

  70. KellyinSeattle says:

    I think the outfit is horrendous! The material looks cheap and the design is overdone…oh wait, it’s Stella McCartney, not surprising….KStew looks like she’s been dead for a couple days and the eyemakeup looks like bruising…

  71. homey says:

    It’s very ziggy stardust, hence punk, it would be unflattering on anyone else. Cool, yes, man repellent, yes. Great makeup.

  72. erika says:

    omg…..those dresses look like 7th grade home ec/sewing final projects! and i was in 7th grade in 1984!!!

    and kristen, jesus c. WHY does she bother even walking out the damn door if shes gonna pout/pissy look, not give a damn? she looks so god damn miserable in every way, she looks like a walking UTI infection, pissy and burning

  73. Nan says:

    LOVE what Stewart is wearing. As soon as she does not attempt some “likeable” gown, there is chance the outcome looks actually good and she appears comfortable. Very happy for her.

  74. RobN says:

    She also has some Jon Hamm action going on there that makes me a little uncomfortable.

  75. Lemony says:

    I like the color, that’s it.
    The cavernous cameltoe is terrifying.

  76. Kosmos says:

    Watched her interview, which she never does well. She seems like a fish out of water in this environment. Do not love the red makeup around the eyes nor the one piece suit. It might be an interesting frock to wear, being that its different from anything else, but it doesn’t do a thing for flattering the body. I’d have to give the body suit two thumbs down, sorry. I haven’t seen very many Stella McCartney pieces that I actually DO like, come to think of it.

  77. LaurieH says:

    I will never live to understand all the whoopdee-doo about Kristen Stewart. She always looks dour and snarling. Her clothes are always a disaster. And her attitude sucks.

  78. suhon says:

    Front butt or camel toe, I can’t decide.

  79. Asdfg says:

    Waist up I like… Waist down… not so much!

  80. Lynn says:

    I am hitting like for this outfit! Two thumbs up. One for the risk and two for trying to follow the punk guidelines. I too might have added a belt? But maybe she tried and it didn’t workout.

  81. Just Me says:

    No time to read all this mess. Do have 2 thoughts.

    1) What’s with the lesbian comments? What exactly does a lesbian look like? Geez.

    2) This whole theme is a joke. Punk, at it’s core, is against everything that is wrong with fashion. I’m not saying there’s necessarily anything wrong with fashion (personally, I think it’s an art form); however, let’s be real here. Punk is anti-conformist, and quite often politically charged. Looking at most of the “costumes” here and there was painful and an insult to the punk movement. Not impressed.

  82. Meanchick says:

    Reminds me of something Grace Jones wore a long time ago.

  83. O says:

    Disastrous both looks.
    some of these posters clearly don’t have a clue what punk fashion is about.
    The whole thing was a mess barely any punk or just pure halloweenish looks.
    MET Gala and Punk in the same sentence is quite comical.

  84. lee says:

    Fortune cookie crotch is the new camel toe.

  85. Aud says:

    I don’t know who is the worst designer: Stella McCartney or Marc Jacobs (what Miley Cyrus wore).
    Imagine if Jacobs and McCartney amalgamated. They would set a new standard for hideousness.