Ethan Hawke on Angelina Jolie: ‘When she kisses you, you don’t know your name’

I have a love/hate relationship with Andy Cohen and Watch What Happens Live. Like, sometimes I think that Andy Cohen is a mad genius for getting decent celebrities to come on his show, and then he gets them hammered and they answer crazy questions honestly. But Cohen is such a drama-queen and he often annoys me if I watch him for more than a few minutes.

Speaking of love/hate, Ethan Hawke was the guest on an episode of Watch What Happens Live two nights ago. I watched about half off the after-show online, and I think Ethan had definitely had a few drinks. He’s not flat-out drunk, but he’s happy and talkative and gossipy. You guys know that Ethan is one of my shamef—ks. He’s so dirty and ratty but I still LOVE him. He’s not aging well, his career isn’t all that, but I would still hit it hard. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I love his voice. I love how gossipy he is. I love the way he laughs. It’s crazy.

So on the after-show, Andy Cohen took calls and Ethan was asked for his “best onscreen kiss”. Ethan replied, “With all due respect – the woman has been in the press a lot lately – but my best onscreen kiss was with Angelina Jolie… Why is Amadeus, Wolfgang Mozart a genius? Angelina Jolie was born to whittle men, to make them weak. And when she kisses you, you don’t know your name.” Ethan and Angelina worked together on Taking Lives, which is a terrible film but it’s decent to watch because of Angelina and Ethan’s chemistry. They might have had an affair while working together (there were lots of rumors about it), but I always thought Angelina was fooling around with Olivier Martinez around that time. But go back and watch the movie – Ethan and Angelina’s sex scenes (spoiler?) are pretty hot. Here’s the Angelina Jolie part (around 1:30 mark):

At another part of the after-show, Ethan was asked about the hottest actress he’d ever hooked up with off-screen. Ethan basically says that all of the hottest hookups he’s ever had have been non-actresses, saying: “Let me tell you something, if we’re going to be honest. The facts are the more hot, they are the more acclaimed they are for being hot… the less hot they are. So the hottest chick I’ve ever been with on-screen was not anybody anyone has ever heard of. I wish this weren’t true, but let’s face it – I had a good few years. But the most wonderful experiences didn’t happen with anyone you have ever heard of….They would have gone nuts if I’d said ‘Angelina Jolie!’ Instead they are like, ‘What does it mean?’” That’s around the 2:30 mark:

Photos courtesy of Taking Lives, WENN.

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  1. V4Real says:

    OMG I love my Angie and I can’t believe I’m about to say this. Angie has had some work done to her face. I didn’t want to jump on that bandwagon of accusing her of having plastic surgery but looking at older pics of her; it seems to be true. Still love you Angie; I’m sorry.

    • don't kill me i'm french says:

      don’t be sorry because she did plastic surgery(cheeks,nose,chin and probably something on her lips)

      • truthSF says:

        Sorry frenchie, but her cheeks are from her dad. Prominant cheeks becomes more noticeable when you lose the fat in your face.

        Case in point, look at the pics of daddy Voight from 40 years ago and compare his cheeks from then to know as he loses the baby fat on his face.

        Now her nose were definitely refined, but nothing drastic.

        And what the heck can they do to your chin…isn’t it just bones under your skin?

      • Kim1 says:

        BS .she probably had nose job just lke 80% of actresses in Hollywood but not all the rest

      • teri says:

        I know it’s hard to believe she hasn’t had work done because she’s so darn gorgeous but I tend to believe she’s had very little. She’s been very blessed and I wish I could see how great a kiss would be from her. :)

      • Petee says:

        Just in the bridge of her nose.That is it.

    • nonsense says:

      Sure, she got the same work that Shiloh, Knox, Vivian, Jon Voight, her mother, and her brother had done- they went in for a giant family discount. Of all the lies people tell about Angelina the plastic surgery is the most ridiculous. Those pictures were from a decade ago- she was less wrinkled, tanner (bc of Lara Croft) and was doing a more tweezed eye brow look. Five additional kids will also wear on your looks.

      • Toot says:

        LOL! Good comment.

      • Anna says:

        Plus she lost the baby fat. I look like a completely different person, facially when I lose/gain 20 lbs. I cant believe the pix!

      • V4Real says:

        @nonesense please stop the nonesense. Some of those movies were less than a decade ago if you want to be completely accurate. Angie has had work done. Yes she was younger when she did those movies but also since she was so young even 10 years from now wouldn’t have changed her looks that much. She did lose weight but she was thin to start with. She definetely had a nose job. Stop trying to deny that because your a fan. I’m a fan as well but it’s obvious that the woman has gone under the knife. Your little snide comment doesn’t change that.

        BTW the only time Angie had baby fat was when she was carrying her babies inside of her. She’s always been thin. Have you seen Gina?

      • jaye says:

        @v4real…looking at older pics of her, I may have to agree about a nose job. It doesn’t seem that she’s had any other work on her face, she’s just lost weight and her face has gotten thinner. She’s never looked like she had D cup boobs and her breast don’t look that much different now (even after the mastectomy). She doesn’t strike me (and I’m basing this solely on her interviews) as the type of person that is so vain that she’d get work on her face done, but you never know.

      • V4Real says:

        I meant to say have you seen Gia.

        When people lose weight it tends to show in their face but Angie hasn’t lost that much weight for her face to drastically change like that. Look at other celebs in her age group that have lost or maintained their weight, unless they have had botox their faces haven’t changed much. Look at Goop for instance.

        @jaye I didn’t say anything about her boobs; just her face. We don’t know Angie well enough to say what she will or will not get done.

        @nonesense, if additional kids wear on your looks it must have the opposite effect on Angie because she looks better than ever. :)

      • ya says:

        I have wondered about a nose job, but ya she does look exactly like her brother, including her nose, which makes me doubt it.

        She and her brother really look like a perfect combo of their parents.

        And of course her face has changed due to age – my cheekbones stick out now in a way that they never did when I was younger. I don’t really like that it’s happened – I’ve just lost fat in my face due to age.

      • and says:

        Clearly, Shiloh needs to replace her cheekbones again- she’s aging badly- SO SKINNY! Viv’s cheekbone implants still look pretty ok, but she needs another nose job pronto- it’s hard to look at her! Jon Voight gets his done every six months, Knox every 3 months. Seriously, I wonder if the cloud of cancer in her family ever made Angie so sad that she couldn’t move. I’m astonished she’s been able to do so many positive things with her life with all that hanging over her. How awful- losing 2 grandparents, a mother, an uncle and an aunt all so young. Her mom had cancer for 10 years- it’s really hard to watch someone die.

      • zut alors! says:

        @ and
        Yes, poor Angie’s suffered so much, she’d rather skip her aunt’s funeral and traipse over to London for Brad’s big movie premier. You would think with all her talk about family, she would be there to support hers in their time of need, but she’d rather debut her new, improved tatas and soak in the adulation of her fans. Her aunt is the last of her mother’s family and she can’t even be bothered to be respectful. Her priorities sure do leave a lot to be desired.
        I can’t wait for next week’s tab covers; side by side pics of Angie partying at the premier on one side and her aunt’s casket on the other. Whoever is doing PR for WWZ is doing a spectacularly crappy job. This move is NOT going to generate positive press for the movie that apparently needs all the help it can get. Imagine the more positive coverage it would get, if Angie skipped this premier and showed up at one further down the road.

        It didn’t take her long to squander the goodwill she generated with her mastectomy news did it? As always, it’s all in the service of making Bradley look good.

      • Loira says:

        What should she do? Go to the funeral and be followed by paps there?
        Then you would complain how saintly she is tnat she cannot miss the opportunity for a photo op or make the funeral about her.
        I do not think she owes you an apology.
        Let it go.
        Oh, I just saw that youclaim o be a fan, but inyour post you say “her fans”. Own your disdain and do not claim to be what you clearly are not.

      • Sal says:

        How do you now she DIDN’T go Zut Alors!? It never ceases to amaze me how people create their own narrative about someone they dislike. Angelina has kept a very low key lately, I have no doubt she went, if the funeral has even been held yet.

      • Janet says:

        @zut: Whether or not she went to the aunt’s funeral is none of your business.

    • Tapioca says:

      Well, obviously.

      If she hasn’t had any work done she should be on display in the Smithsonian as the only person EVER whose nose actually shrank as they aged and whose “natural” boobs still filled a D-cup when she dieted down to a 90lb skeleton!

      “…the more acclaimed they are for being hot… the less hot they are.”


      • Lucinda says:

        Uh, my nose thinner at 40 than it was at 20. So is my face.

      • babies says:

        Ditto- my nose was “huge” while I was pregnant and I noticed that Angie’s looked bigger when she was pregnant with Shiloh & the twins. My feet also “grew” but never got “small” again. I got back to my pre-pregnancy weight, but never could fit into my size 7 shoes again- I’m now an 8! Of all celebs, Angie seems one of the most honest- she said that she never had plastic surgery and I believe her. A women who generously shares about her double mastectomy isn’t going to lie about a nose job or cheek/chin implants. I also believe all the pictures that clearly show she looks EXACTLY the same as she did as a kid, boobs & all. Good point about her brother, too.

      • Msbock says:

        Great comment, lol, *cough*

      • V4Real says:

        “A women who generously shares about her double mastectomy isn’t going to lie about a nose job or cheek/chin implants”

        A mastectomy is about health issues. If she believes that coming out to the public will help other women with theses same issues I can understand why she is open about it. A nose job is a vanity issue and I don’t think her sharing that with others will do much good.

        I’m a fan of Angie and have been for years but I’m not going to put this woman up on a pedal stool as if she’s Angie Almighty and may Zeus strike you down with a lightening bolt if one dare say one bad word about her. She’s an actress, just like the rest of them and yes people Angie can lie as well.

        Come on, I love this woman but do you think I actually beleived it when she said she didn’t have sex with Brad until after he left Jen.

      • Brittney says:

        No matter how much weight I lose, my boobs never get smaller than a D cup. That’s the last place to lose weight; my face, on the other hand, looks drastically different when I lose or gain more than 10 pounds. Everyone’s body is different.

    • Nev says:

      WORD. Good on you for calling it out. Geez.

    • marie says:

      ha ha, gurl what did you start?

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        @marie-We need to get V4Real into the safety bunker and fast.
        This is more dangerous than being a deer carcass in a field of zombies.

      • marie says:

        haha, your comment is pure awesome Kitten, we’ll have to move quickly.

      • V4Real says:

        LOL Girls; I fear no one tell them to bring it.

        To all the ladies defending Angie; she has had work done. Does that make her a bad person; no it doesn’t. I adore her but the girl has been tweaked. You can blame it on aging and weight all you want. Stop letting your love for this woman blind you. You are starting to sound like the girl who knows that their man has been cheating but instead of getting mad at your man you get mad at the person who told you. :)

    • doofus says:

      yeah, I don’t understand why her fans fight this so much.

      if you look at side by side comparisons (same angles, similar lighting, etc.) from her early years and now, it looks pretty strongly like she had subtle, very good work done. on her NOSE, that is. In the same pics, you can see those lips are ALL natural.

      FYI, noses (and ears) continue to “grow” until we die. on MOST people…I realize that doesn’t apply to everyone.

    • mkyarwood says:

      She’s definitely had one of those nose sculptors, but, I would say that beyond an eyelift she hasn’t done much else. She’s just older, so that changes your face a bit.

      • zut alors! says:

        She has also been using Botox for the past couple of years. She has that funny Botoxy look when she tries to raise one eyebrow. I’ve noticed it with other ladies who use Botox as well; it’s quite peculiar.

    • Tasha says:

      I don’t know if she had plastic surgery or not but I do agree her nose dose look different but who knows.
      If she did have plastic surgery I think the only thing she got done is her nose, Angelina now looks more like her mom when she was young thin face in all as seen in the links below.

      When Angelina was younger she look more like John Voight with the fuller rounder face.

    • Jag says:

      She just lost the fat in her face. I look like a completely different person when I’m thin, versus when I’m fat, and have the photos to prove it. My surgeon took “before” photos of front and side profile prior to my nose job. Afterward, I had lost about 80 pounds at the 6 month post-op “after” photo. We both agreed that it looked like he had done lipo and given me a facelift, and one would’ve thought an eye lift and cheek implants, too. Now, she did have an early nose job I think, and you can tell she gets her top lip injected a little bit to match her lower, imo.

    • Mrs Odie 2 says:

      They can do anything to a chin they can do to a nose. Make it longer, shorter, wider, narrower… Your nose is also just bones (and cartilage) under your skin.

  2. RHONYC says:

    Taking Lives was CRA-ZY!!!

    the suspense & surprise of the real villain took my breath away…and the ending!!!

    like WOW! i don’t think Angie would’ve pulled that off if it was shot after she had babies. so f*cking cringe worthy!


    • Irishae says:

      The chemistry between them in that movie was insane. I love his voice. I’m pretty sure Angie was hitting that and Oliver Martinez. And I’m not mad at her ;)

  3. TheOriginalKitten says:

    That’s a really cute thing to say…kinda hot too.

    I like Ethan Hawke-a really underrated actor.

    • Esmom says:

      It is cute. He is good.

      And I don’t know why it hadn’t occurred to me before but he and Angie sorta make sense as a couple.

    • j.eyre says:

      Okay, thank you ladies. I thought Ms. Steniem was going to call for my NOW card because I have to admit, I would love it if somebody ever said of me:

      “was born to whittle men, to make them weak. And when she kisses you, you don’t know your name.” – I would have a t-shirt printed with that on it (and who said it)

      • truthSF says:

        Hell Yea j.eyre!!! And it will replace the “I’m Rick James Bitch” as the greatest quote of all time. :-D

      • EscapedConvent says:

        Why, Miss Eyre, you must not have heard your Rochester saying this very thing about you. He was facing the wrong direction when he thought he was talking to you, the poor man.

      • Amy Tennant says:

        I was about to say the same thing. I would love, love, love for someone to say that about me. “When she kisses you, you don’t know your name.” SWOON! Now I’m going to imagine David Tennant saying it.

        Maybe I need to give EH’s novel a chance, because that was darn poetic.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      @esmom-totally sexy couple IMO.

      @J-I know and if it was a different actor speaking of a different actress, I *might* protest, but I think it just speaks to the power of Jolie’s sexuality.

  4. Anna says:

    Yeah I buy it.

  5. Anna-fo-Fanna says:

    Ooh, I’m definitely going to have to check out Taking Lives, since I love terrible movies! Plus, Ethan Hawke and La Jolie?? HOT.

    • Isa says:

      I didn’t think it was that terrible. I actually quite enjoyed it.

      • mslewis says:

        I liked it also. The ending is scary.

      • Trek Girl says:

        Yeah, I didn’t think it was terrible at all. I loved it. There were lots of twists and turns, but never enough to feel as if they were shoe-horned in. Even the predictable twists and turns were carried out in ways that were shocking.

  6. Grace says:

    The ‘before’ series – ‘Before Sunrise’ and ‘Before Sunset’ are wonderful movies. ‘Before Midnight’ was just released and I am going to see it tonight. He is terrific – and very, very hot – in them.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      What?? Thank you so much for the heads-up! Had no idea that Before Midnight was out..I LOVED the first two so hard.

      • NYC_girl says:

        I saw it today – I liked it. I think I liked the 2nd one best, esp the end. I like him – he helped my mother with her luggage on a flight once and she said he was very sweet. LOL

    • alice / jane says:

      the first “before” movie was a real teenage obsession of mine…

    • L says:

      I can’t wait to see Before Midnight! I love that entire series of movies.

    • Esmom says:

      I can’t believe I haven’t seen any of them. But they have been promoting the crap out of the newest one and I have enjoyed hearing clips of it and listening to Ethan, Julie and their director talk about it. Ethan and Julie seem to share some serious chemistry.

    • Grace says:

      I recently read an interview with Richard Linklater, the movie’s director. He said the first movie was based on a similar walk throughout the night he had as a very young man. He said he secretly hoped the woman would see the movie and show up at a screening so they could reunite. Sadly, he later learned she had died in a motorcycle accident before the first movie was even written.
      The movies should be on everyone’s list to see. They are superb.

    • Mingy says:

      i love those movies too, and cant wait for my date with my best friend to see before midnight!

  7. elo says:

    I’m such a sucker for Ethan Hawke. He is dirty, grimy, and absolutely adorable. I dated a guy in my early 20′s that looked just like him and seeing him always takes me back to that first love….sigh

  8. Sirsnarksalot says:

    Ethan Hawke will always be the schmuck who cheated on Uma with their nanny. He’s a gross man child who still wants to believe its 1995 so he can still be relevant.

    • KD says:

      Don’t forget the gross and unnecessary Howard Stern interview he did, where he talked about her lady parts!

  9. Maggie says:

    She doesn’t look like the same woman anymore! Still pretty but nothing compared to when she was younger. Almost frail and waxy looking now.

    • Shannon says:

      She’s about 30lbs skinnier now. I think that has a lot to do with it. She looks so much better with meat on her bones.

      • Isa says:

        Really? 30 lbs? I don’t think she had 30
        Lbs to lose. I don’t doubt that she has lost weight. She’s lost weight when her mother died. Her face is thinner which happens as you age.

      • Shannon says:

        It’s a good amount of weight. 30lbs was an exaggeration. Didn’t she also say at one point that she doesn’t eat because she works with starving people and she feels guilty if she eats? That’s not normal.

      • V4Real says:

        @Shannon “Didn’t she also say at one point that she doesn’t eat because she works with starving people and she feels guilty if she eats?”

        If she actually said that then this woman has issue or it’s just an excuse to explain why she’s so thin. I wonder if she feels guilty about being rich because she has worked with poor people as well. :)

        I doubt if Angie has lost 30 pounds,that’s a bit drastic. Usually people’s faces gets fuller as they age, not thinner until they are much older.

      • Shannon says:

        V4real: I found this article. Not sure how accurate it is. It could all be just speculation.

        Holy eating disorder if its true.

    • Lulu says:

      It’s called aging, and it happens to us all.

    • V4Real says:

      @Shannon I would agree that it’s an eating disorder if this article is true. I can’t say that her ability to not eat is due to the starving people of the world and here’s why.

      According to the article it states that…

      “It’s hard for her to get back to the US and sit in a very expensive restaurant and order freely.

      Okay is it hard for her to live in her million dollar houses when some of those very same people are homless or live in shacks.

      I’m thinking Angie is just like a lot of Hollywood actresses who thinks that thin is better and that’s her choice. I have seen her looking quite guant at times and wondered about it. She is still beautiful and I hope she isn’t willingly doing anything to jeopardize her health.

    • Sal says:

      rme She looks a lot better than a certain other actress…

  10. Toot says:

    That was kind of hot the way he described what her kiss did to him.

    Also, I don’t think Angelina did anything with Ethan or Olivier.

    • TuesdaysChild says:

      Uma and Angie are apparenly quite friendly, so I doubt she had anything to do with Ethan Hawke. Olivier has a ‘Mr. Sleazy’ vibe about him, don’t think he’s quite her type either.

    • NM9005 says:

      She was asked about her and Hawke back in 2003 and gave two different answers. When she also said ‘I couldn’t do that to another woman’ she looked down instead of straight in the reporter’s eyes. I’ll always remember that. Wild Child is the video on youtube. She was too cool back in the day.

      Re Hawke’s comment: was it necessary to mention the tongue slipping? Is that normal for such scenes? Funny how Jolie also said she never deep-kissed him yet she did plenty of times during that take as per Hawke’s commment implies.

      • lisa2 says:

        That’s not true. She was asked about kissing him off camera and she said that she had not deep kissed him then said it was on film.

        go look at the actual interview.

      • NM9005 says:

        And she also added, ‘it’s probably saying hello’ so that’s explanation 2 within 10 seconds. Saying hello would be off camera so she didn’t know what to answer because she didn’t see the pictures he was talking about.

        Both Martinez and Hawke are proven cheaters. Both obviously like Jolie as Hawke’s comment proves almost 10 years after the film. As for Martinez, he hung out with her off-set very publically and defended her back in 2006 after the triangle scandal.
        Jolie has built a reputation of being hypersexual pre-Maddox and UNHCR, that’s something that will always be part of her story.

        I tend to believe that beautiful people who share intimate scenes, also fool around off-camera. Most people do it in Hollywood, some are just too stupid to lock that shit. Unlike Jolie. This is why she wins every time and gets away with things. She even eclipsed Pitt.

  11. Rhea says:

    The only thing I’m willing to do with Ethan is shaving his “half-grown” mustache.

  12. Chicoulina says:

    When I look at pictures of me between the ages of 20-35 I’m shocked how different I look. If I was a celebrity people would swear I had plastic surgery.
    I have the same haircut the last fifteen years. I’ve only changed the hair color slightly and my eyebrows a lot without realizing it at the moment, only when I compared the photos. My weight has gone up and down and I had thyroid issues.
    It’s shocking realisizng how much I change over the years. Celebrities are people too, they change with time.
    The only plastic surgery Angelina has had is her nose.
    And now breast implants.

    • LoL says:

      She looks different because she was healthy and weighed more. Brangelina fans hate that fact and try to make excuses… She had ps, she’s naturally skinny. Blah, blah. The fact is she was healthier and a good 20-30 lbs heavier pre Brad.

      • LUCE says:

        she was healthy and carefree.
        her mother died and everything changed and now we know why, the stress, the fear of the cancer.

      • Hipocricy says:

        She wasn’t more healthy, she was a young actress who had her breakthrough with Lara Croft, a physical role. She did sculpted her body with muscles body building exercises.

        It wasn’t natural. It was maintained through special diet, high level of meat and muscles building exercises.

        Like for Aniston who does the same teh other way around. If she didn’t articficially maintained her body through strict salad (talk about eating healthy) and daily running and doing yoga, she will be chubby retaining fluids.

        One is NATURALLY skinny, the other is NATURALLY chubby. One is maintaining her superficially built body type through strict poor diet and is ironically called healthy, the other has stopped going to the gym to build muscles and goes back to her natural self. I doubt she just eat salad and am sure she eats more hamburgers than the one deemed as healthy while eating a daily salad…

      • Lulu says:

        @Hipocricy: Then why does she look pretty much the same in all her movies when she was younger and at a heavier weight? She put on muscle for TombRaider, but not tons of weight. The first time I remember seeing her really skinny was in Girl, Interrupted. And she’s pretty much been that way since.

        I’m not throwing shade – I myself am ~ 10 lbs lighter in my 40s than I was in my teens up until my mid 20s. That is when I decided I preferred the way I look at a lighter weight, and have maintained that since. Why is it so hard for people to believe that she likes to be skinny? We all make the choice of what or what not to put in our mouths.

    • Ducky La Rue says:

      @Chicoulina “When I look at pictures of me between the ages of 20-35 I’m shocked how different I look. If I was a celebrity people would swear I had plastic surgery.”

      I have thought that exact same thing many times. It would be interesting to find out just how many surgeries people would ‘discover’ from our pics! When really, in my case, it’s a little extra weight here, a little less here, in that picture a big weight loss, and oops, another 5 lbs added back on that one. Not to mention, 10 years of time passing does cause some changes too. ;-)

      Disclaimer: Yes, I think that AJ had the tip of her nose refined, but other than that, I think it’s all her. I don’t see the buckets of plastic surgery that some people think they see.

      • StormsMama says:


        People also forget that Angelina — along with other 30 and 40 something actresses — spent her teens and 20s learning all the best makeup tips from all the best makeup artists. She’s learning about lighting and angles and contouring etc through years and YEARS of photoshoots both candid and professional.
        I don’t know if AJ had work done. I don’t care. She was born blessed with stellar genes and she and Brad made babies who also showcase those genes.

  13. Nev says:

    Oh geez.

  14. LoL says:

    She was so much healthier back then…. It made her way prettier than she is today. I thought she had a thing with Keiffer Sutherland to be honest.

  15. Talie says:

    He was super drunk…Andy is a genius and all of them keep falling for his trickery! It’s like Howard Stern, you know he’s going to get something out of you.

  16. Amy Tennant says:

    I’ll still always love him for Dead Poets’ Society. I almost remember a quote from him right after that movie came out. He said people may say to him years from now, “You’re an asshole.” And I can say, “Yeah, but I was in Dead Poets’ Society. I was in a really good film.”

  17. Nev says:

    Reality Bites Forever.

  18. Jess says:

    God, she was so beautiful around that time. I mean, obviously she’s still beautiful now, no question, but in a totally different way. I’ll never understand why she messed with her nose, her face was perfectly balanced before she started thinning it, and was still ok in the red carpet pic above, but she just went too far with it and it’s made her strong features look so harsh.

  19. ya says:

    Kind of a pretty big diss against Uma Thurman by Ethan Hawke right? By saying the hottest women he’s had off screen are non-actresses, and that the hottest women on screen are not so hot off screen?

  20. Ginger says:

    I love his answers. Pretty awesome! And yes, I think I would forget my name just being around Angie let alone kissing her. Anyway, Ethan is a dead ringer for my former fiance so I just can’t go there but I do love him. I really enjoyed the movie Sinister mainly because of his role in the film. Otherwise it would have been a run of the mill horror movie. I have read his books too. They weren’t bad…he should do some more writing. I find his answer about the hottest actresses not being that hot in real life to be very revealing…do you think that was a jab at his former marriage? So, I guess we regular citizens are hotter? I’ll take it to mean exactly that! Thanks Ethan!

  21. Mira says:

    Love Ethan Hawke and his smile! Before Midnight is getting the most amazing reviews. Supposed to be the best of the three Before movies.

  22. aang says:

    Who else could he have mentioned that would have gotten him more press?

  23. vicky says:

    Love Ethan, he is smarmy now, but I’d hit it! I’ve been crushing on him since Explorers…remember that shit?! LOL OK I just dated myself. LOL But my current boyfriend looks like Ethan Hawk now and I love the crap outta my man!

  24. Ari says:

    I love taking lives and their chemistry was definitely hot!

  25. Dedrie says:

    Uma spits in your eye Ethan total cheater man, roughly jabs another needle into the ugly voodoo doll and tosses the curse spell into the fire.. with a sweet smile.

  26. LUCE says:

    zut alors : tu ne sais rien, absolument rien, alors ferme là !

    • zut alors! says:

      I know nothing, huh? Why are you so butthurt at my observations? I happen to be an Angelina fan but I don’t blindly agree with, and justify everything she does. The thing with her aunt’s funeral is very disappointing, especially in the face of all her pontificating about family. Le chill.

      • LUCE says:

        toi un fan ? mon œil…..qui a été auprès d’elle pendant ces 3 mois ? sa tante ? tu ne connais rien de l’histoire de cette famille, de leur lien, seulement ce que raconte les autres. Dans my medical choice elle parle de sa mère, pas de sa tante.
        Son oncle se sert d’elle pour contacter les médias et vendre sn histoire.

      • zut alors! says:

        You do realize that it is possible to be a fan and not buy into the image they portray wholesale? Are you one of those loons who are so titillated by the thought of the so-called Lainey coined Pitt Porn, that you are unwilling to see how disrespectful she is being to her dear mother’s family? And for what? So Brad Pitt can grope her on the red carpet? How gross is that?!

      • Sandy says:

        If you are an Angelina Fan, the sky is purple. Everything you say about her or pertaining to her is negative.

      • zut alors! says:

        @ Sandy
        Why? Because I don’t go into rapturous convulsions and say everything about her is awesome and the best ever? Why is it a crime to be a fan of someone and express disappointment at some of their actions? I’m sorry that I choose not to view her through your rose-tinted glasses. I haven’t called her horrible names.

      • LL says:

        @zut alors!

        So to you Angelina has to go to her aunt’s funeral so she can please the public. Angelina do anything she wants and no ‘fan’ like you should trying to tell her how to live. I really hate when people try to tell people how to grieve. Its not there place to Angelina or anyone else how grieve.

        She’s been in contact with her family before and after her aunts death. Most likely she has said her final goodbye to her aunt already. Also, I think it would be a good idea if she wasn’t at the funeral b/c paparazzi would be there then people (‘fans’ like you) would be saying it would her fault that the funeral became the “Angelina show”.

    • Elle Kaye says:

      @Zut, Who are you to determine what is right for people? My Aunt died many years ago, and my husband and I had a trip planned to Paris. I told my mother and my cousins that I would cancel the trip and they told me that I should go, that my Aunt would want me to go. My not being at the funeral did not mean I did not love her, or that I did not respect her. I paid my respects to the family before I left, and my Aunt knew I loved her.

      I am not a fan of Jolie all the time, but she is trying to educate people. I really don’t care what her reason is…if it saves lives, I’m all for it. Step out of your tiny self-centered world and look at the big picture. Women are dying of breast cancer. Too many women I know have it, and too many have it come back. Some have died. We need to be fighting for research and funding, we need to be finding our voice, not trying to stifle one of the most recognized voices in the world!

  27. poppy says:

    he is pretentious and a cheating dirtbag but he’s pretty chill when out and about amongst the general public (none of that “do you know who i am” or “look at me. look at me”).

  28. LUCE says:

    zut alors : espèce de clown, va te faire soigner….quand tu auras un cancer reviens faire ton numéro que je me marre.

    • zut alors! says:

      This is about showing respect to your family. Luckily, neither I nor any other member of my family has had cancer. WWZ is going to have multiple premiers worldwide…the aunt is only having one funeral. True, I don’t know what type of relationship she had with her aunt and her family, but it seems callous to give such importance to a movie premier….but yay! Pitt Porn, right?

      • LUCE says:

        tu te crois à l’abris de la maladie à cause de ta morale et tes jugements ?
        quelles sont tes chances ? 5% 10% ou plus ?

      • LL says:

        @ zut alors!

        I just love faux fans and their truths. You’re far from a Angelina fan. It seems like your former fan or mostly like a fake fan with fake concern about her and her aunt. I’ve on many sites( of all places) and I hear the opposite about her not going to her aunt’s funeral. I seen more positive comments for Angelina than negative like yours.

        I was on another site, someone had the same type of post like yours claiming a she’s a fan and how all the good press is gone now since she’s not going to her aunts funeral and posted a link to the dailymail site. Keep posting the same thing on different website, its becoming more and more hilarious.

      • zut alors! says:

        Oy vey! Ok, I give up. Clearly the BEST place for Angelina to be this Sunday is at the WWZ premier. I am sure she’ll be thinking of her aunt’s family as she’s posing for fashion shots on the red carpet and gazing adoringly at William Bradley.

      • zut alors! says:


        Ah yes, I must be a faux fan. The one thing I do not subscribe to is group think, something you seem to think is required of an Angelina fan. I do not post on any other site other than Celebitchy. Sorry to disappoint you.

      • lisa2 says:

        Hahah.. seriously..

        Angie and Brad and family our out of the country; and were when her aunt passed away. Angelina has not said one word about her aunt nor has she ever talked about her aunt and her personal business. Do you not realize that there are lots of people in this world that miss funerals for many reasons. You have not heard anything from Angie about her extended family. The only people talking are her Aunt’s husband. Notice that you have never seen or heard Angie’s aunt give any interviews about her. EVER. So now that she is gone her uncle is all over the press giving out a lot of personal information. Angie had a relationship with her aunt that she and her aunt have kept pretty private over all these years. BUt again her uncle is the one giving interviews. Thing is if Angie was not a part of this picture the press would give squat about this. And what do you think the funeral would look like if they thought She and Brad were in attendance. Yeah a crazy frenzy.

        You don’t know Angie or her family. so stop acting like this matters to you and masking it as a way to attack her; because that is what the none fans have been working overtime to do since she talked about her surgery. Gosh you people are really pathetic. Besides if she went to the funeral you would be screaming how she turned the funeral into a PR photo op about her..

        thing is Angie doesn’t give a sh*t about what people like you think. And how freaking awesome is that.

        Ethan’ comments were cute..

        and now I guess we know why Brad’s memory is fading.. Angie and he are doing a lot of kissing. “pitt porn all the way”

      • Tasha says:

        @ LL

        I agree with you I think this is a faux fan. Funny how they keep bring up the funeral, when this post has nothing to to with that, it would seem that someone is trying to start something.

        I guess you would feel the same way about my older sister because she didn’t go to our uncle’s funeral two years ago. Everyone in my family understood and was fine with it.

        Angelina family just like mine seems to have understood her reasons for not going and are ok with it.

        So my question to “zut alors ” why do you care?

      • pwal says:

        Let’s get some things straight… Angelina didn’t put her aunt’s medical condition out there; it was Marcheline’s ex-boyfriend from 20 years ago. Maybe he thought that he was ‘helping’ Angelina-providing context to her decision, but it wasn’t his place to do that. FFS, the dude even provided a recent picture of a very ill Debbie to Inside Edition-again, something that wasn’t his place to do. Sadly, Debbie’s widower and children had to clean things up via providing pictures of their Debbie when she wasn’t ailing and provided info about the extent of Angelina’s contact with her aunt. And given that Debbie’s cancer battle overlapped with Marcheline’s (Debbie battled cancer for the last 10 years), maybe attending the funeral would put Angelina in a bad space. Or maybe, Debbie told Angelina that if she died, she doesn’t want her to attend the funeral.

        At any rate, Angelina isn’t ‘required’ to attend her aunt’s funeral. And if anything, if Angelina attended, paps and so-called fans would probably come to watch, which is much more disrespectful than not going to the funeral in the first place.

    • Josephina says:

      @Lisa 2:

      You are absolutely right about Angie’s stratospheric influence over the media. IF Angie had attended there would have been NO PRIVACY to mourn AND the meida would have been focused on her instead the tragic loss of another woman dying too soon because of cancer. She did the right thing by not attending. If the unclie wants to use toe spotlight as a bonus for being related to Angie, so be it. Evenutally this will die down.

      The good news is that donations coming in for Debbie’s funeral are going into a foundation for cancer research.

      Angie looks legit: she has the features of her pretty Mommy and handsome Daddy. Her brother looks just like her-eyes, nose, lips and bone structure. Her beauty is timeless.

      Shiloh has her mother’s pucker mouth as well.

      Whereas most people have to diet and exercise rigorously to be near her size, Angie is born as a naturally slender woman. She has to work at bulking up.

      Jenhens always rip about her weight. Nothing new.

      Brad is still hot for her and cannot keep his hands off of her, just ask Zahara. He is the one that sees and feels her, and he sure as hell ain’t complaining….

  29. Original Me says:

    I love Ethan Hawke. Yes, he is a cheating jerk, but I do love when he gets all candid and giggly. Can’t wait to see Before Midnight.

  30. Ruel says:

    Ethan Hawke always sounds self-congratulatory and self-important “ACTOR”. I mean he’s 40 yrd OLD man…& Angie is a Mommy…did he need to objectify her that way? Also, how much do you wanna bet his man parts weren’t big enough…for the statuesque TALL blonde that is Uma Thurman…and that’s the reason he said, :…the most wonderful experiences didn’t happen with anyone you have ever heard of…” that’s why he married his children’s babysitter. He probably needs to feel like he’s the Man or else he can’t feel “good”.

    • lisa2 says:

      I don’t think what he said was disrespectful. Actors are asked all the time about kissing their co-stars. He has always said very nice things about her. And considering that she just had her surgery and all the dumb comments about her not being sexy anymore.. well I think his comment was right on point.

      Being a mommy does not erase you being a woman or a sexual being. Angie can and is Both. It was a compliment nothing more or less.

      hell I would love to have someone say that about kissing me. (outside a boyfriend/husband)

  31. Barrett says:

    I still get crazy for Ethan. You feel like it defies logic due to his greasy look, imperfect teeth. For some of us he has like an intangible sex appeal.

  32. sauvage says:

    I just watched the “Taking Lives” sex scene on YouTube and I found it really, really cheesy and really, really bad.

    But, hey, that’s just me.

  33. Sumodo1 says:

    What’s up with Ethan Hawke/Andy Cohen? Besties?

    • Jayna says:

      Andy is tight with a lot of local New Yorker celebs and they all hang in the same social circles. It’s how he got big-time A-list celebs like Meryl Streep, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, etc., to come on his show even in the beginning when he first went to five days a week. Natasha Richardson was his best friend.

  34. karma karla says:

    Yeah, he forgot his name was Ethan Hawke, husband of Uma Thurman and father of her two children. Manstealina Holie remembered though. :P

    • lisa2 says:

      Yeah whatever. He was cheating with the nanny not Angelina. I love how people who don’t like her have made her into a legion. They call her all kinds of names, yet give her the power to take any man she wants.

      go Angie.. They are more obsessed with you than your fans.

    • Janet says:

      “Manstealina Holie”? How adolescent of you.

  35. Wicked says:

    Yeah, I have always found Ethan so sexy! The whole bad boy thing; you could get into all kinds of trouble there!

  36. TOPgirl says:

    I would forget my name if I saw her right in front of me! My mouth would drop to the floor and my eyes would pop out of its socket.

  37. lettylynton says:

    I remember seeing Angelina Jolie and Ethan Hawke on The View after ‘Taking Lives’ came out and he was going on and on about her, saying how ‘God sometimes gets it right…’ and Angelina had a super uncomfortable look on her face. I got the feeling she did hook up with him because I always got the feeling it was a game with her when she was younger to hook up with every co-star. But then Ethan Hawke got all ‘puppy dog who won’t leave after you feed it’ and there it was on national TV.

  38. fdkjs says:

    she looks much much better with weight on.
    more beautiful.

  39. MyLittlePony says:

    Noticed only now that Angelina’s head is really big! She is beautiful but now I see that big head only :/