Katy Perry & John Mayer are back together for a 3rd round: surprising?

Katy Perry

Here we go again! The perfectly gross couple is back in action and reunited because — I guess — neither one of them can find other people in their “dateability range” that will put up with their crap. If I really think about it, I don’t know who else each of them could really date at this point. John could score up-and-coming starlets, but he wants someone who already has a name that he can use for publicity. As for Katy, she seems pretty high maintenance and clingy and a lot of dudes in her fame category wouldn’t put up with that when they can always date down and find someone who will just chill. So I guess John and Katy are sort of perfect together even though they broke up for a second time in March. Now it’s on again, bitches:

John Mayer

Katy Perry and John Mayer are reportedly giving their romance a THIRD shot. The stars — who split for the second time in March — are said to be casually dating again. A source revealed: “They are just hanging out. They are not putting a label on it.”

The couple were spotted out on an intimate date at the weekend and have spent several recent nights together, according to US reports.

Weeks after breaking up in March, guitarist John told chat show hostess Ellen DeGeneres that he was “happier” without the Hot N Cold singer. He added: “I’m on the same journey as everyone else. Coupling is a tricky thing.” Asked by Ellen if he and Katy had split up for good, he replied: “Correct.”

It was claimed that Katy’s constant mentions of her ex [Russell Brand] was the catalyst for her split with John, who was reportedly driven to jealous rages whenever she brought Russell up.

A source said: “Katy and Russell still talk to one another and that was another thing that irked John. He’s never been in a relationship where he wasn’t the main focus all the time and it bothered him.

“Sure, Katy was unhappy that John constantly flirted with other girls and played up his heartbreaker image, even when she was standing next to him. But, Katy gave it back. She knew that she could push John’s buttons by comparing his flaws to what she saw was great in Russell, which he hated.”

[From The Sun]

So just “hanging out” but “not putting a label on it” = convenient sex? Sounds like a plan for these two rich and famous weirdoes. Yet if these two are reunited, I have to wonder if Robert Pattinson isn’t off sniffling in a corner somewhere. Honestly, I don’t think that Katy and Sparkles were a thing at all, but I think they just did silly, unorthodox things like crash wedding rehearsals together. A new update from Entertainmentwise says that Katy and Sparkles are just friends, and he “finds her really fun” because she’s “not moody like Kristen.” Still, I feel bad for Sparkles because if Katy’s back with John, she won’t have much time left for her non-gay, gay boyfriend. Every girl needs one, you know.

Katy Perry

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  1. GeeMoney says:

    He’s a total douche… I can’t imagine why anyone would want to go out with him.

    I’m guessing the sex is pretty good, b/c I have no idea why she would keep going back to him.

    Oh… and the lack of Cumberbatch posts is leaving me pretty sad :(

  2. QQ says:

    Gross, who would get naked with that doucheface willingly and not for pay or fame ?

    • cqct says:

      Which one is the doucheface you’re referring to? ;-)

      Also, does anyone think he resembles Willy Wonka in the second picture with the velvet blazer?

  3. Mirella says:

    I don’t get his appeal.

    • Rhea says:

      Neither do I.
      I guess “there’s someone for everyone” would be the best explanation??? (Although I really don’t want to imagine what match them both).

      • QQ says:

        Me Neither He always looks Clammy like he is coming down from something…and those Limp Dick songs… Ughh

      • Ag says:

        He DOES always look like he’s coming down with something! Omg, you nailed it. Perfect. Hahahaha!

    • Shannon says:

      He’s incredibly talented. Other then that he’s gross. I don’t find him physically attractive at all. Maybe he’s got a big dick. Who knows why she keeps going back to him. Sometimes women just want what is no damn good for them.

      • QQ says:

        I mean even Thirsty ass Jennifer Love Hewitt had enough sense to cut that out, Im no fan of Perry but this is embarrasing, like she has no Gfs yype bad

      • Tiffany :) says:

        I think he is a good guitar player, but he tries to steal too much from Stevie Ray Vaughan for me to give him too much respect for his playing.

      • Shannon says:

        He’s a good singer and song writer as well. I think he’s talented but his douchiness overshadows his talent. I don’t know what she sees in him. The sex must be amazing or something.

    • kibbles says:

      I find him very unattractive. Maybe women are attracted to him because he’s a musician?? If I just wanted casual sex with a douchebag, I’d at least find one who looks a lot better than Mayer. Gross. I don’t know what these women see in him.

  4. ZigZagZoey says:

    I think she’s a HUGE freak in the bedroom, and he gets dirtier than anyone else she’s been with.
    I will NEVER understand why anyone would want any waste material from anyone on them. Especially during sex.

  5. MissMoody says:

    I recently listened to his song “Gravity” aaannnddd…I get it now

    • Apples says:

      You’re right, that’s his best song on that Grammy winning album. I am embarrassed to say that I have that one song of his on my “Mellow Blues” mix for ipod.

      But, there is something so basic and yet impossibly shady about him. I will never understand how he lands all these independently wealthy girls with their own careers, and bodies most men would kill for. Why him??!!

    • Asiyah says:

      That song is no joke. One of his best, if not his best song. That one and “I don’t trust myself loving you” are songs that every woman thinking of being with him should listen to. He’s not about commitment. He’s pretty self-destructive and ya should watch out!

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      I just listened to Gravity….now I’m not surprised as to why he gets all these women. I had no idea he was so talented. All I knew him as was that douche who talked about his racist dong in Rolling Stone, and the douche that Jennifer Aniston took back after he humiliated her in front of the paparazzi.

  6. Nerd Alert says:

    “Sure, Katy was unhappy that John constantly flirted with other girls and played up his heartbreaker image, even when she was standing next to him. But, Katy gave it back. She knew that she could push John’s buttons by comparing his flaws to what she saw was great in Russell, which he hated.”

    So mature of them! This time it will surely last forever.

  7. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Yeah they’re well-matched: they’re both pretty gross and they both make bad music.

  8. jojo says:

    hahaha, that first picture looks like the walk of shame…

  9. DreamyK says:

    Isn’t this part of his MO? He does whatever he can to lure a woman in and then the moment he thinks he has her, he drops the boom. Then she detaches (usually because of a break-up) and just when she’s almost over him, here he comes again.

    Why would any woman think that the love of a good woman (HER)can make him change? Laughable. Good luck with that Katy.

  10. Suzy says:

    He’s disgusting…

  11. lisa says:

    his peen must be legendary, i cant think of any other reason for so many girls to flock to him.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I think he has that “bad guy” rep that makes women think they can change him because he only need their special kind of specialness to turn into a “good guy”. I would guess it is more about the women’s mentality than his.

  12. Fan says:

    Good luck to Katy. This should be his last chance.

  13. Holden says:

    I have a label for it: gross.

  14. teehee says:

    I get really terrible vibes from her– as a woman. I don’t like her kind- weak, dumb, easy, just all around shady; the kind of woman you want to keep your man far away from, and I am not at ALL the jealous type. And who the hell dresses like she does for a Sesame Street show or kids program. Just despicable… I am not surprised she is needy for any garbage that is available.

  15. Rice says:

    So Katy’s back with King Douche and Sparkles is back to square one regarding his sexual preference. I wonder who his next beard will be?

    • Mi says:

      Do you think Rob is a gay?Have you seen him in intimate situation with a man?Or you think that he is a gay,because Kristen cheated on him?

  16. Dedrie says:

    Woman with money and success wasting the best years of her life hanging out with scuzzy, cheating, habitual lying wastrel losers.. seems like the natural theme of any female celebrity.

  17. skuddles says:

    Maybe this is the real “stick around forever” thing? Like herpes.

  18. Scarlett says:

    Not surprised and won’t be surprised when they bitterly split up again. Also won’t be surprised when he does an interview and runs his mouth about her, their relationship and all of her faults and sexual proclivities. That’s they way he does it and will never change.

  19. Saddie says:

    Haven’t they been together for years it’s only the general public that witnesses these fake cycles of disconnect. H-Wood sees them as a couple for the past 5 years.
    Won’t they marry at some point?
    I think KP was with JM when she had her PR contract marriage to RB.

  20. Jayna says:

    Nothing new. It’s how all his relationships go – Jessica, Jen, and now her. Back and forth drama because he’s so dark and complicated. Ugh.

  21. Ravensdaughter says:

    It must be love! (sarcasm, of course). Maybe it’s the sex…

  22. Original A says:

    Eh. Katy and John used to be photographed together all the time, so I’m not sure I buy this until I see photos of them together. Plus, it seems weird that their publicists would want it out there that they were casual and had no labels…and this originally came from E!, which has been totally off base lately.

  23. Gonzo says:

    It has to be his sense of humor, his love of music and the quality of his sex. I can’t think of any other attributes that would overshadow the negative behaviors he exhibits through the public eye and keeps her coming back because it’s damn sure not the money.

  24. Marybel says:

    The Douche Duet. On the bright side, they’re only ruining 2 lives instead of 4.

  25. Steph says:

    Remember in high school when you would send your friend to go talk to your ex to find out what he was thinking? I wonder if Kristen sent Katy to see if there was still a chance. Just a thought.

    • StormsMama says:

      This is an A+ Great theory. They prob thought SB was obscure and a wedding crash would go unnoticed bc it’s not about them it’s about a bride and groom.
      I really like that idea.
      And then Katy got horny and called john. And he is lazy so he agreed to some more sex.
      I get that he MUST have some sexy time skills – bc Jen Anniston too had a hard time quitting his piece. But damn.

      With all that being said- it’s hard for me to resist a singer songwriter so I find them both kinda cool. Like— if I weren’t locked in to my relationship and had the chance with either of them— I might. Haha ew tho

  26. Janet says:

    Gag. He’s a walking Petri dish.

  27. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    They really are perfect for each other. Hope they stay together this time as that way they won’t be able to inflict themselves on anyone else.

  28. Trashaddict says:


  29. Fan says:

    A mature version of Miley and Liam.

  30. sam says:

    JM’s tour starts in almost exactly one month.

    HELLO, PR.

  31. VioletCrumble says:

    Ladies aaaaand Gentlemen….
    Roooooouuund 3!

    I just looked up “ding-a-ling”. The illustration looked remarkably like them….

  32. Helvetica says:

    Gross. Don’t see how any woman would want to date him. He is a cad.

  33. lady_luck says:

    Two train wrecks. A very compatible match :)

  34. Str8Shooter says:

    I don’t get the appeal of this douche. His music is mom-rock, at best. He always looks like he just came off of a bender, and he sounds like a real jerk.

    Says a lot about her, I guess.