Kris Jenner covers the upcoming issue The Hollywood Reporter in a pink dress. Her head is so big it looks like it was Photoshopped onto Kourtney’s body. She’s promoting her upcoming talkshow, which has a six week trial run this summer starting next month. This is the second time that Lucifer’s homegirl has graced the cover of The Hollywood Reporter. The last was a couple of years ago in an extensive profile of the Kardashian family empire. This article is more about the plans Kris has for her talkshow, but she does give some decent quotes. This lady is a spin master, I have to give her credit.

Is O.J. Simpson really Khloe’s father?
“That’s 130 million percent untrue,” she says. “People make up stories about two-headed aliens. That’s ridiculous.”

Does Kanye West think Kim has gained too much weight?
“It’s an absolute fabrication. All you have to do is look at Kim. She’s absolutely gorgeous.”

Did Kim have plastic surgery while pregnant?
“No! The reports that she’s had anything done while she’s pregnant — it’s so stupid. I just wish people would use their head.”

Were Kris and Khloe kicked out of Kim’s house, drunk?
“Khloe and I went to Kim’s house and were absolutely not kicked out. I was tired and wanted to go to bed, so I left after an hour. I mean, are you supposed to go to your daughter’s house and spend the night? No.”

Did Kris spend $250,000 on plastic surgery?
Never, though “I had my neck done, and it was a great experience.”

Is Bruce undergoing an operation to be a woman?
She laughs, unfazed by this as by everything else. “That’s been around since the ’70s,” she says. “Some of these weekly magazines go to such a place, it’s a creative-writing assignment.”

On critics of her show
“We’ve created businesses and a workplace,” she insists. “It’s so funny that somebody can criticize a show like ours, and yet we employ hundreds of people. And it’s been such a great learning experience for all of my kids. It’s the best education I could offer them.”

On why she wants to do the talkshow
“So many women give up in life when they get a little bit older,” she reflects. “I want to be a positive influence. I want to come from a really good place. Some people are just lost, and maybe I can be an inspiration.”

[From The Hollywood Reporter]

I love how Kris only admits in this interview to getting her neck done, when she had a facelift on her family’s reality show. She can’t keep her BS straight and yet she doesn’t care at all.

The real standout quote is that she considers putting her daughters, especially her youngest, on camera and in the business as “the best education I could offer them.” Of course she thinks that, and it’s technically true. That was the best education she could offer them.

Here’s the Hollywood Reporter’s video with Kris. Notice how she says that plans for the show include seeing “Kim move into my house with Kanye and the baby.” Do you think Kanye knows about that? Pimp mama has some pretty clear plans for him. No wonder he’s hiding in Paris. Think about it, would you want Kris Jenner to be your mother in law?

Kris Jenner is shown shopping on 6-11-13 at Fred Segal with family friend Jonathan Cheban. Credit: FameFlynet