First pics from ’12 Years a Slave’: Michael Fassbender, Cumberbatch & more

Director Steve McQueen wanted to follow-up his widely acclaimed film Shame with something bigger. Very quickly, he made a deal with Brad Pitt’s Plan B to do a film called 12 Years a Slave. These are the first production stills from the film. Michael Fassbender joined McQueen on this project, making it their third film together. Fassy LOVES McQueen. They are really tight, and Fassbender has alluded to the idea that McQueen is his favorite director to work with. Fassy plays a “cruel” slave owner and farmer named Edwin Epps. Epps terrorizes the lead character, a slave named Solomon, who is played by the criminally underrated actor Chiwetel Ejiofor.

Benedict Cumberbatch is also in the film – he plays William Ford, a Baptist preacher who befriends Solomon. Sarah Paulson plays the wife of Edwin Epps, and the film also features Brad Pitt (in a smaller part), Paul Giamatti, Paul Dano, Dwight Henry, Quvenzhane Wallis and Alfre Woodard. There’s also a newcomer named Lupita Nyongo who is getting a lot of buzz.

The film is based on a true story, and it’s being called “Django Unchained without the comedy”. McQueen told media outlets months ago, “Without Brad, this film wouldn’t have been made. Fact. Just his presence sometimes could lift everyone’s mood. It’s like having a great ballplayer on a team. He doesn’t have to play a big role, but his presence can lift everyone’s game.” McQueen also had some lovely things to say about his muse, Michael Fassbender, who could possibly be up for an Oscar nomination for this role.

I know it’s so wrong, but I’m just obsessed with Fassy’s ginger beard and his period clothing. I know, I know, he’s playing a slave owner and that’s gross. But my God, how can I concentrate on the horrible story when I want to LICK HIS BEARD?

Photos courtesy of USA Today/Indie Wire.

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  1. Poppy says:

    Good Lord, how can you look at Fassbender when Cumberbatch is there IN PERIOD CLOTHING, WITH A VIOLIN?!

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      It’s super-easy.

      • bluhare says:

        LOL, TOK!! I feel the same way. And if you look at the photo, I’ve not noticed it before but Cumberbatch has no chin.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        @bluhare-that’s exactly what the REAL deal-breaker is for me. I’ve seen pics of Cumby’s face at a particular angle, where I can concede “oh he’s not bad. He has nice eyes, etc” then I’ll see the profile and UGH. No chin! A weak or non-existent chin is an absolute no for me.

      • T.Fanty says:

        No chin?! He has several. And they are all quite delightful. Come on! Who wouldn’t want to hit thwse in all their glory?

        http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvey9B3Tm1r45vrco1_400.png

        (*suddenly seeing the pic and hanging my head in shame*)

      • bluhare says:

        LOL, T Fanty!!

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Oh my! Poor Cumby smelled a fart 🙁

        I hope there isn’t a similarly-stinkfaced Fassy pic out there but it wouldn’t surprise me if there was…

        Fassy is better in motion IMO….and low lighting like in these pics or the warm lighting like in my bedroom…..

      • T.fanty says:

        Let’s try them out and compare notes!

        Btw, the pic is from Sherlock and a perennial tumblr favorite. It’s like the anti-scarf gif.

    • T.Fanty says:

      YES!!!

      I will have Sherlock. I will have CumberKahn. I will have badly-dressed-Benedict. And now I will have Antebellum Cumby. In a cotton field. And you know how repressed and kinky those Baptist preachers must be. Armie Hammer would take away my feminist card if he knew the things I’d let Antebellum Cumby do to me.

      • Anna-fo-Fanna says:

        This kind of sounds like a dirty version of Green Eggs and Ham. Which is kind of awesome!

      • T.Fanty says:

        I actually would do him on a plane, or in a train or in a house, and a mouse is more than welcome to watch. If it dare.

    • brin says:

      LOL….you crazy Fassybatches!

    • V4Real says:

      I know this is a serious movie about slavery and I hope they do it justice. Perhaps it’s in bad taste to be making sexual mentions about these actors due to the weightiness and topic of this movie. But _ uck it; I would’nt mind Fassy sneaking into my slave quarters in the middle of the night. There I said it.

      McQueen is predicting that Fassy could posibly get an Oscar nod but don’t sleep on one of the most underrated actors out there and that’s Chiwetel Ejiofor.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        LOL!

      • Alexis says:

        Lol, DEAD at “I wouldn’t mind Fassy sneaking into my slave quarters at night.”

      • Dani says:

        Hahaha!!! I cant take it!

      • Yup, Me says:

        Slave Rape jokes. Those are always lovely. :-/

      • Pinky says:

        That’s so wrong! (I LOLed.)

      • Hakura says:

        @V4Real – “ I wouldn’t mind Fassy sneaking into my slave quarters in the middle of the night.

        I’m afraid I have to agree with Yup, Me… No offense, but that comment was totally in bad taste… Pretty offensive, really. There’s just nothing funny about rape of any kind, let alone the horrors of being a slave. (We all know the definition of rape is being forced & assaulted against your will.)

        I can guarantee that if you were a real slave, you wouldn’t be laughing.

    • Irishae says:

      Cumber…who? 😉

    • Rachel says:

      Honestly, ladies (used loosely based on your admitted predilections…). CHIWETEL EJIOFOR. Everyone else can SIT DOWN.

  2. Andrew says:

    Sounds like a great cast. I liked Q Wallis in Beasts of the Southern Wild a lot.

  3. Yellowshaba says:

    After seeing Hunger, I will see anything steve mcqueen makes. And fassy is a phenominal actor, as is the rest of the cast. I cant wait to see it

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      …did you see Shame? Hunger was phenomenal.

      McQueen and Fassy = Match made in heaven

      It’s impossible for me to overstate how excited I am for this movie, and I’m not generally a fan of period pieces.

    • Kristen says:

      this. McQueen makes the most stunning movies. They’re not easy to watch, but they’re gorgeous.

    • Mazunte says:

      “McQueen and Fassy = Match made in heaven”

      Absolutely agree! After Hunger and Shame, I will not miss this or any other McQueen’s movie.

  4. jj says:

    This post totally made me laugh.
    I am here for brad and ejiofor,
    used to love fassdong but he is going dicaprio slutty ways.

  5. Anna says:

    I just got Cumbertingles.

    • Eve says:

      FYI (and T.Fanty’s, apparently), I’m right here…watching you.

      • Anna says:

        Lol, I see you! I am keeping my hands to myself, I promise 🙂 (Now, what I do with them there is a whole different story…)

      • T.fanty says:

        Oh. *You’re* back, are you? 😈

      • Eve says:

        Nah…just lurking. Well, I may be also taking some names and sharpening shanks.

      • T.Fanty says:

        T-F-A-N-T-Y.

        Anyway. I just presume I’m eternally at the top of your list.

        I miss EsCon. I showed her the blog about Cumby’s crapstastic wardrobe and I think she lost the will to escape the convent.

      • Jenna says:

        Oh, Eve you’re back. And here I was relaxing with Karl. Shall I get my armory ready?

      • Eve says:

        @ T.Fanty:

        Oh, please…I can spell your name better than my own.

        @ Jenna:

        Don’t worry, I’m not in a fighting mood today. I’m just, you know, lovingly observing some people’s comments…

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @T.Fanty,

        Fanty! I’m here, silly! I saw Cumby’s hairdo at the top of the page & went into shock. But fear not, I’m here, & shirking my duties at the Convent, as the sisters accidentally re-captured me on Sunday. I should be re-escaping later today. Cumby just sent word that he will be arriving on horseback, in that outfit at the top of the page, to help me re-escape.

        And now I must go back to hiding in the well, where I will read the rest of the comments by candlelight.

        @Eve

        Please don’t shank the elderly nuns.

      • T.Fanty says:

        @ESCON!!!

        I wouldn’t trust him on horseback. He looked a little shaky in WarHorse. He also might be using his equine escape as an opportunity to bring out his special pony-riding hat and cardigan, which must be avoided at all costs.

      • Jenna says:

        @Eve: Okey dokes! Don’t hesitate to yell for me if you want me to lovingly observe people through a scope or something. 🙂

    • Miss Kiki says:

      Even I’m crawling out of my cave for this one!

    • Crumpets and Crotchshots says:

      Eve! So happy to see you here! I was missing you!

      And yeah, this is going to be a GREAT film I love McQueen!

      • Eve says:

        *mwah*

      • Marty says:

        Eve! As you know my lady bits don’t tingle for any of these men. So, should you need me, for recon work or extra shank storage I’ll be available!

      • T.Fanty says:

        Heyyyyyyyyy!

        You know, Marty, that could put you at the top of *my* list.

        (actually, not true. My “to-do” list is just a big piece of paper with CUMBERBATCH written on it)

      • Eve says:

        @ Marty:

        Thanks, dear. That’d be much appreciated.

      • j.eyre says:

        Marty – what are you doing?!? When you sleep with the devil, it is difficult to get the smell of sulfur out of the sheets.

        I can promise you, there are parts of me that are still singed from the one time I flirted with aligning with Eve. Now I happen to like that kind of thing but…

      • Marty says:

        @T.Fanty- Do your worst Miss T! All the more wounds for CHarms to kiss and make better. 😀

      • Marty says:

        @Miss J- I’m sorry, all I got out of that was devil and sheets, then I got horny looking at pictures lucky fans got to take with CHarms and his glorious haircut. What were we talking about again?

      • T.Fanty says:

        @ Marty – that’s not how I roll. I just maxed out my credit card buying 12000000 tickets to Fast and Furious 6. REMORA 4 EVA!!!!!

      • j.eyre says:

        @Marty: you are awfully grabby with CHemboy today, I am quite opposed to this behavior. You came in here all wounded and limp the other day and I generously allowed you to lay with him out of the goodness of my heart. And how do you repay me? By having him kiss things while burning up your sheets and going for tea at Eve’s! You ungrateful braggart, do you really think I am going to sit back and let you repeatedly violate my CHemboy and good will? Well, obviously I will because I am worthless on the battlefield but I intend to glare at you every time you pass.

        @Fanty: I hate your new license plate.

      • Marty says:

        @T. Fanty- *gasps* Oh, how the mighty have fallen! I’ll remember this the next time Remora stinks up the big screen.

        @Miss J- Yes, you have been very generous, so you see it’s really all your fault. The more you give, the more I want! Can you blame me? He has been looking and acting extra delicious lately. What with the rare pap photos with Remora and all, plus not wearing his wedding ring? How can I be expected to control myself?! Also, don’t worry, CHarms likes it when I violate him.;)

      • Jenna says:

        LOL I must say, I absolutely love this entire conversation between Marty and Miss Eyre. Carry on! 😀

      • j.eyre says:

        You would like it, you little scamp Jenna! I am having my precious *sniff*, lovely *cry*, statuesque *sob* demi-god taken, nay – STOLEN from my delicate and magnanimous fingers and you just sit there and laugh.

        You know what, the lot of you, I may just turn you all out and let Bertha down for supper tonight.

      • Marty says:

        Oh Miss J, you know I would never keep him from you forever right? I love you too much for that.

        Ok, here he is with chocolates and various oils(some edible). Muah! That kiss was for you by the way not him, I gave him a firm slap on the behind. Have fun my dear!

  6. Abby says:

    OMG askjbvhsbsj Cumberbatch and his curls…..swoon. I’ll only watch this movie for him though I also like McQueen as a director.

    For a change I am liking Fassbender here too….probably the beard.

    I really hope that both Benedict (The fifth estate) & Fassbender (for this) get an Oscar nomination this year.

  7. lisa2 says:

    I will be seeing this. But I know it will be very REAL and tough to watch. I applaud Brad for making so many diverse films and supporting them. Say what you want about him, but his filmography if very impressive. I also love that he tries to bring at least a film a year to NOLA. That is more then lip service. that is helping the economy.

    I like both Fassbender and Cumberbatch as actors. but they don’t bring the wet for me personally. I just don’t feel the need to go on their threads and make nasty comments.

    I hope this is a hit with the audience. Great, diverse and talented cast all around.

  8. Meredith says:

    To all the Fassy freaks and Cumber batches or whatever names you go by : Yes, they are gorgeous looking men capable of giving beautifully understated performances. But don’t miss the brilliance that is Chiwetel Ejiofor. Criminally underrated is right. I saw him in Joss Wedon’s Firefly and even as the morally unambiguous villian, he almost stole the show. Incredible.

  9. T.Fanty says:

    I’ll go back to my Cumby drooling in a moment, but can we just pause and appreciate the EXCELLENT Chiwetel Ejiofor? I love him, and often think that he doesn’t get enough credit as an actor.

    • cr says:

      I even liked him in the craptastic 2012. He was great in Dirty Pretty Things. Children of Men, etc.

    • Crumpets and Crotchshots says:

      I really hope this will be his year for an Oscar or BAFTA.

      • LilyRose says:

        Oh yes! Read somewhere that next year’s Oscars could include Idris Elba and Chiwetel Ejiofor as best actor nominees. Crossing my fingers.

    • j.eyre says:

      Step off, you wanton hussy. I have long since claimed Chiwetel.

      If you are well behaved, I will let you lick his calf when I am done with him.

      • EscapedConvent says:

        Miss Eyre, exactly how many dudes can you fit into Thornfield Hall at one time without Mr. Rochester hearing all the shenanigans? I thought you were going to be a bit more subdued after Rochester complained that the bevelled windows upstairs were rattling more than usual.

        If you want more gentlemen callers at Thornfield, darling, you really must do something about all that racket.

      • j.eyre says:

        EsCon, darling – when you refer to “Thornfield Hall”, you are talking about the actual manor, yes? Because I am still trying to answer that question if you are speaking euphemistically.

        I will be done rattling the windows at Thornfield when God stops making people that turn me on – so I assume never.

        Besides, you know who I blame the bumping and clanging on…

      • T.Fanty says:

        @ Miss Jane,

        Hussy?! Hussy?!! How could you?
        You know I prefer the term floozy this month.

        And he doesn’t set my biscuit aflame. He looks like he might be short, and while I know pocket-boys are right up your alley, I need someone with a little more length.

        The calf-licking trick is nice, though. I allow Cumby that privilege to reward him for an adequate job of cleaning up after the hedgehogs. Then we finish up with some creative War Horse re-enactments (sorry – Black Velvet just reminds him of that Alanna Myles song which he finds dreadfully common). That might be the other reason that the settee wobbles. He does like to hop on, brandish his spear, and shout “CHAAARRRRRRGGE!”

      • EscapedConvent says:

        Miss Eyre,

        Well, actually I was referring to the house itself, but if you insist, I shall expand my definition to what I think you are suggesting, you trollop.

        And how terribly frivolous you are about poor Rochester trying to make his way up & down the staircases without your arm to guide him!

        You did mean Rochester….didn’t you?

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @Fanty,

        “Brandish his spear” you say?

        (Where is Eve? I’m not good at shanking at all, but I can use duct tape.)

        Your comment just reminded me of a couple of pics I saw of Cumby learning to ride for War Horse. He was extra-super-skinny, wearing a horrible yellow polo shirt, & his English riding hat was slipping off his head & was perched sideways.

        I know! Everyone assumes an Englishman already knows how to ride!

      • T.Fanty says:

        @ EsCon;

        Are you actually trying to tell me that out there exists a picture of Cumby looking ungainly and ill-dressed in a poorly-fitting hat?

        *clutches pearls* I don’t believe you! What lies you learn at the nunnery.

      • Eve says:

        @ EscapedConvent:

        I’m here, having lunch — which consists of black beans and Brazilian couscous (so…watch out, because if I don’t get to shank you I’ll be able to, at least, stun you with my farts).

      • T.Fanty says:

        @Eve,

        he’s all yours.

        (but be warned. He’s sweaty and badly dressed today. http://whatareyouwearingbenedict.tumblr.com/image/53358660465 )

      • Eve says:

        Me still wanteeeeeeeeee!

        I saw these pictures over Laineygossip — poor thing, I want to apply some calendula based lotion on his skin.

      • T.Fanty says:

        I think it might be make-up. I think we need to steal the foundation-stained babywipes back from Hiddles.

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @Eve,

        I am already in a weakened state, laughing at your black bean comment. it won’t take much to stun me. 🙂

        @Fanty & Eve,

        That pic is a scream—the shiny pants? Also, I beleive Sue Vertue is trying to approach Cumby to begin a Conga line—I just hope someone got pictures.

      • Eve says:

        @ T.Fanty:

        I think it’s sunburn (honestly — not exactly that, but he’s not reacting well to a hot weather).

        Or he’s having hot flashes.

      • j.eyre says:

        @Fanty: Oh – is “floozy” what Cumby was screeching out? Thank goodness, I was so concerned he was just saying the wrong name. Very well, Floozy, hold your mount and tally-ho.

        I do love my miniatures, he and PocketRen will be my own kinky Lladros to take form the shelf and position as I see fit.

        It seems as though Mr. Ejiofor might be in need of a nickname???

        @EsCon: No, I was referring to the big B. Why have some b!tch in the attic if you don’t intend to use her. And I love the way “trollop” trips off your tongue.

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @Fanty,

        Damn it! I’ve been looking for that pic of Cumby trying to ride, in which he is laughing because he too realizes what a silly outfit he’s wearing & that yellow is NOT his color…..

        & I can’t find it.

        But I will.

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @Miss Eyre:

        He has one! Chewy! I don’t see how we can nickname Mr. Ejiofor better than that.

        And it appears we will be talking about him here much more often. You know, they always get a nickname whether they want one or not.

      • Lucrezia says:

        @ Escaped Convent: please, allow me to spare you the effort of further searching. (I was wondering what you were talking about, so I looked ’em up for myself.)

        http://25.media.tumblr.com/99f18ddd7eb88d9c5dbe7465b70c59b4/tumblr_mfnyan9kkJ1qbz0o8o1_500.jpg

        I can almost see that working successfully in a charge … the other side would be laughing so hard they’d fall off their horses.

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @Lucrezia,

        Thank you, Lucrezia! I just saw your message & hope that you see this. Those were exactly the ones I meant! 🙂

  10. embertine says:

    Chiwetel Ejiofor is a RIDICULOUSLY beautiful man.

    • ichsi says:

      Yes he IS! And he’s ridiculously talented! Loved him ever since he played The Operative in Serenity, one of the coolest villains ever. He definitely is the one I’m looking forward to the most in this, acting and eye-candy-wise. And yes, I can safely say the later even though there is a period clad, ginger-bearded Fassy in it too. (My panties will melt!)

      • Leah says:

        He is indeed ridiculously talented. I have seen him on stage a few times in London and the man is a magnetic performer who can do contemporary work as well as shakepeare and chekov. This isnt meant to be a controversial, but i believe if he was white he would have had an equal career to his white british contemporaries. He is every bit as talented and attractive as hardy, cumberbatch and fassbender. Yet you seldom see him as the leading man.

      • T.fanty says:

        Leah,

        EsCon and I were having that exact conversation earlier. You’re exactly right. I think it’s notable that in spite of a outstanding career and reputation in the UK, his first major Hollywood role is playing a slave. Someone ought to give the man the roles he deserves.

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @Leah,

        Absolutely agree. There’s no good reason that he is still mostly unfamiliar in the U.S. after being so good in so many films. Or, people recognize his face, but can’t tackle his name.

        Let’s wish, hope & pray that someone had the good sense to film his Othello.

        & if they didn’t, then we need a do-over.

      • SandyStrange says:

        love, love, LOVE Chiwetel Ejiofor. Honestly, I’m not knocking the talents of the other actors involved, but if Chiwetel comes out of this without an oscar nod I wouldn’t be able to take another other awards the movie gets seriously. He is a magnetic actor.

    • Sunsetsnow says:

      Long time reader and first time poster. Yes!Chiwetel is gorgeous.I can’t take my eyes off of him. I would take all three.

  11. Lucretia says:

    If there’s any justice, Ejiofor and Fassbender will both get Oscar noms (judging from the comments from the early screenings as well as McQueen’s comments).
    Fassbender of course looks amazing.

    • stellalovejoydiver says:

      Don´t hold your breath, this is not your typical oscar bait feel good movie a la the Help. I doubt it will get that many noms.
      Also McQueen is very outspoken when it comes to Hollywood and racism and that doesn´t bode well with those old farts of the Academy.

  12. Miss Kiki says:

    Chiwetel, Fassy and Jaguar Holmes in one film? In *period clothing? This is going to simultaneously touch my brain and my lady cake.

    *Not to be confused with period pants, worn specifically on your period.

    • T.Fanty says:

      I’m not 100% sold on the period clothes, though. It’s all rather baggy. Give me Hiddles in a codpiece any day of the week, and I’m a happy dragonfly, but this? Meh. At least they’ll be sweaty.

      • Miss Kiki says:

        I’ve concluded that when I’m away from here from a while my Hiddles boner rapidly deflates, plus with the trifecta of hotness in this film how can you even think about Hiddles?!

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @Fanty,

        I am very concerned about the ridiculous headwear options that will be available to Cumby. Do we really want to see him in a tri-corner hat?

        I feel a new theory coming on. Cumby is possibly transitioning through getting noticed for his fabulous hair, to getting noticed for his array of silly hats. The man loves hats, & doesn’t seem to have any idea of how they’re supposed to look on his weirdly-shaped head. It usually looks like a hat just landed on his head from the sky.

      • T.Fanty says:

        @EsCon,

        Well, that takes us directly back to my theory about him trying to repel women, sartorially.

        Although, if he turns up anywhere in a hat his mother made him that involves owls, I’m all over that.

      • bluhare says:

        I am seriously LOL’ing at “it’s all rather baggy”.

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @Fanty,

        I just might be ready to link my theory to your theory.

        I’m trying to think of a journal that might publish our theories. I hope they don’t insist on a bunch of graphs & quantoid nonsense—I can’t be bothered with that.

        Oh, & an owl hat? I would look for that to happen any day now. He has already worn a teddy-bear-ear-hat, so it shouldn’t be long now.

    • j.eyre says:

      It is a hotness buffet, for certain – and I wore my stretchy pants.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      @Miss Kiki,

      Hahahaha! Love your comment! I like this “period clothing” for men, except the silly hats.

  13. Dubois says:

    R-uh Oh, I smell the potential for another co-star/off-screen hookup for our Fassy 😉

  14. dunzoo says:

    OMG Fassy looks soooo hot !! and look at that bulge !!! I wish I could be his sex slave..

  15. Reece says:

    Everything is right about this movie just off casting alone.

  16. Ginger says:

    Hmmmm Fassy does look yummy. BUT playing a cruel slave owner

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      It’ll be just like Django Unchained….say what you (not you personally) will about Leo being bloated in his off time, when he’s on, he’s on. He was ridiculously charming in Django.

      That was a hard movie to watch, and I’ve seen it at least six times….the mandingo fighting scene, and the dog/D’artagen scene are the two that I skip past.

  17. Trek Girl says:

    Come on, Kaiser, how could you not put Chiwetel Ejiofor in the title of the post? This man is an awesome actor and handsome, and I think he’s in all but one of these pictures.

  18. Lina says:

    Fassy looks good but can i just say that Chiwetel is waaaaay hotter than cumberbatch. Such a good actor too. Show a little love for the brothers too Kaiser !

    • EscapedConvent says:

      If the comments here are any indication, ladies love Chiwetel Ejiofor! I have, for years, & now I see that lots of us do. This part may get him the attention & awards he has coming to him. At least I hope it does.

  19. Dani says:

    How am I supposed to concentrate on the story with Fassy walking around in tight breeches and open shirts… #Dead

  20. Leah says:

    Fassbender and Ejiofor are probably too of my fave actors. I really wanna see this movie!

    • FassDaActor says:

      These two ARE my favorites. They are some of the best actors period! Also Chewy and Michael are in my sexual fantasies at the moment.

      Damn you McQueen. McQueen is trying to KILL me with all this hotness and confusion going on. I’m going to have to blur my vision at 1st viewing. This is just wrong (so right).

      Seriously, I can’t wait. Big fan of McQueen. Chiwetel’s time is way overdue. Good looking out Brad Pitt.

  21. Dani says:

    Cumberbatch, what his name looks kind off to me. Like maybe he has no upper lip or jaw or something. And maybe like he has a REAL pasty body…

  22. I Choose Me says:

    Fassy and Chiwetel Ejiofor together, in a movie. I’m so there.

    Between this casting news and the grafted mango I’m presently eating, I’m in heaven. Happy 37th Birthday to me. 😀

    • T.Fanty says:

      Happy birthday! I hope you get to choose you all day long!

    • j.eyre says:

      Oh – Many, many happy returns, ICM! I say you get all the man-candy today, just don’t want CHemboy, okay?

      37 is my favorite number too.

      I hope Mr. Me is spoiling you rotten – you know, when the afore mentioned hotties are not.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Happy Bday, I Choose Me!

      I think this is a really fair face-off between Fassy and Cumby (I’m leaving Chiwetel Ejiofor out of it because he’s just plain FINE).

      Bullet points:

      *Both are more attractive in motion
      *Both have a somewhat unconventional
      kind of hotness
      *Both are witty with cute accents
      *ONE is hung like a horse and the
      other….well, we have no idea, do
      we ladies?

      Final Tally:
      *Cumby: 3
      *Fassy: 4

      *ding ding ding*!!…we have a winner ladies!!!

      • T.fanty says:

        * 1 comes with bonus Martin Freeman.

        Annnnnnd my boy’s back in the game.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        I didn’t know sidekicks were included.

        …then may I add a James McAvoy or perhaps a Nicholas Hoult to up the ante?

      • j.eyre says:

        Ah, but Cumby has McAvoy too so he is disqualified (and I will just take him over here so none of you think he is available for play in this round)

        Fassbender – can dance +1
        Cumby – voice (sorry, cute accent is a disservice to Jaguar Holmes) +1

    • EscapedConvent says:

      Happy Birthday, I Choose Me!

      Mmmm….mangoes.

    • j.eyre says:

      Sorry, wrong place

  23. Elisa says:

    I saw this movie at one of the first screenings of it. Oh my gosh – I’d highly recommend it, but it’s the type of movie I can only see once, like Schindler’s List. Very powerful and heartwrenching. The acting by everyone is truly great. Fassbender is NOT sexy, trust, he is cruel and not in a sexy way. Benedict has better intentions but he is a weak man. Chiwetel did an EXCELLENT job, great role for any actor. Brad has a small but pivotal role. Alfre Woodward too. Didn’t realize Quvenzhane was in it til now even though I did see Beasts, she was a cameo role. And the newcomer, Lupita, she did a great job and I’d venture to say outacted some of the veterans like Benedict. Great movie, see it once!

    • Me says:

      I saw it, too, Elisa. But I can definitely see it more than once, especially given the fact that the version I saw wasn’t the final version so I can’t wait to see the fully edited film with music and all. Anyone going to see the movie to drool over their favorites playing people who own other people, I suggest you just rent your favorite film with that actor, instead.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      @Elisa,

      Alfre Woodard, you say? That’s great to hear. I love her & have missed seeing her in things.

  24. I Choose Me says:

    Thanks for the birthday wishes, Ms.Eyre, Fanty, OK.

    Mr ICM tells me he has a fun night planned. So we’ll see. 😀

  25. Turtle Dove says:

    “… how can I concentrate on the horrible story when I want to LICK HIS BEARD?”

    Seems like a certain someone has a little competition, but I won’t name any names. *points discretely behind hand at Kaiser”

    KAISER, put that shank away…!

    *runs out of thread*

  26. Lina says:

    I love Chiwetel, he is so talented and so hot. Cant wait to see this movie.

  27. Original A says:

    One film journalist saw a screening and said Chiwetel Ejiofor is amazing and that he thinks he is a good bet for a Best Actor nom! So excited, I love him. That said, the Academy is a bunch of old fuddy duddys who prefer shit like The Help to films like this.

  28. Jess says:

    Michael Fassbender post? Love it! And can’t wait to see this movie.

  29. Esmerelda says:

    Umh, Cumby looks like Hugh Grant in Sense and Sensibility… :/

    The movie looks somewhat ‘budget’ though… something too modern, too clean to be credible…

  30. moon says:

    Fassy. And Ben. Fassy and Ben.

    SQUEEEEEEEEEE why am I not working on this film? So jealous of the female actresses.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      Actresses? I’m jell-y of the hair & makeup people, & of the people who get the coffee.

  31. mslewis says:

    I like all of the actors in this movie (and find none of them “sexy”) so I hope it’s a hit. The book is very, very good and everyone should read it. It’s not a new book and, at one point early this year, Amazon had it for free.

  32. allons-y alonso says:

    Chiwetel Ejiofor and Cumberbatch!?!?! My year is set

  33. ViktoryGin says:

    Here’s to hoping that this time in a movie about American slavery there will be professional accolades raining down on an actual black member in the cast :/

    Love, Chiwetel Ejiofor. The first thing that I saw him in Dirty Pretty Things, and he star seemed to sky-rocket after that. However, he’s been under the radar for a few years. Here’s to hoping this film puts him back on the map. I do have to say I really hope that he has worked extensively with a dialect coach. To play a slave requires an actual African American Vernacular accent and so few Brits get it right. The only one that I’ve heard do it convincingly is Idris Elba.

    And I feel right shameful being attracted to Fassbender as a bleedin’ slave ownder.

  34. IamACylon says:

    Good to see a black woman with my skin tone (and real/unrelaxt hair) on the big screen.

  35. miapatagonia says:

    Given this is a McQueen film, this will be an intense movie. The horrors of slavery will not be glossed over. Dream cast.