Shaving the Donald Bald


Donald Trump may be getting with the Britney program and shaving his horrible, horrible head. It’s not surprising if his extensions are responsible for his colicky baby expression and bile filled blabber. Yes, gentle reader, it’s true – the endless decades of the ginger meringue may be coming to an end. Generations to come will shudder when they hear tell of the shadow we once lived under.

Trump’s Hair on the Line at Wrestlemania
— Will Donald Trump put his hair where his mouth is?
Trump and World Wrestling Entertainment owner Vince McMahon will pick a wrestler to represent them in the ring April 1 at Wrestlemania 23 at Detroit’s Ford Field, The Detroit News reported last week.
If their pick is beaten in the “Battle of the Billionaires,” the loser will get his head shaved after the match, the Detroit Free Press reported Monday.

Via AP

Something is going on Trump World. He just can’t stop gift-wrapping new material for Rosie O’Donnell. The Rosie and The View ladies will be lunching out on this for weeks. Rosie had some shocking semi-shaved haircuts back in the day … they even put a ‘keep a tidy bob’ clause in her View contract.

Perhaps its the expression of the Donald’s secret, shockingly age-appropriate, love for Barbara Walters? The endless kerfufflage between The Ro and The Do have delivered stellar ratings for the BaBa’s flagship show? Or is it all just a joke .. another long, drawn out un-funny Trump joke. Apparently not

WWE spokesman Gary Davis said the date of the event had prompted speculation that it was a hoax. But it’s not an April Fool’s Day joke, he said.
“If Trump loses, he shaves his head,” he said.

And like everything else in life if the Donald loses … we all win.

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  1. Mr. T says:

    Make me barf. Who in the world would want to touch that hair!

  2. UrbanDK says:

    Vince McMahon … now that’s some man-love

  3. big thunder mountain says:

    Donald isn’t shaving his head.
    He’s getting Stone Cold Steve Austin to represent him.

    Vince is gonna be bald.

  4. UrbanDK says:

    SC SA … the original Old Testament Super Hero … Moses of the Ring!

  5. Kiwi says:

    Actually I think this is a shrewd move – that hair is so awful and such an institution that any voluntary change to it would be difficult for him to explain – having to admit it’s awful, showing himself to care about his looks, or worse, caring about other people’s opinion of his hair.

    He’s not getting any younger, and his five strands of combover will soon be three.

    Clearly something has to be done about it, so why not rig this thing, be a ‘good sport’ and shave it, giving him the ideal opportunity to grow it back in a more flattering style? Smart. and good publicity, which he craves.

  6. Nora says:

    HUGE publicity stunt. April 1st?? I’ll bet someone will be wearing a skull cap under god-awful wigs so that the “shave” will happen and then the next day they’ll shout “April Fools”.

    Donald needs something to help his crapy show that was just bumped to 10pm EST.

  7. Fabiola Thing says:

    I think Kiwi’s on to something. Maybe the “supermodel” wife put her foot down after she found out everyone was laughing about the combover behind their backs.

  8. Other Karen says:

    I thought WWE was all scripted? So wouldn’t they know the results of the bet ahead of time?

  9. Toubrouk says:

    This is a great publicity stunt, regardless if The Donald is involved or not.

  10. no moe says:

    that is way too tame. some paparazzos need to take pictures of donald’s shaved balls. surely his south pole fro is santa claus white by now.
    oh yes, and if some raunchy trump tape exists, please do the public a favor and destroy it.

  11. Girlygrrl says:

    Well you know what they say; “You never officially sell out until McMahon is signing your bottom line”.
    The WWE…Nice job Trump. Very well done.

  12. YeahRight says:

    It’s obvious that The Donald’s guy is gonna lose. Trump will shave his head. Everyone will have a great laugh.. then he’ll secretly get hair plugs and viola.. he’ll grow back a full head of hair and the combover jokes will have to stop… or so I’m sure he thinks…