Jimmy Kimmel married his longtime girlfriend Molly McNearney this weekend in Ojai, California. This was one of the most star-studded weddings I’ve seen in a while. It’s like Jimmy is ONLY friends with celebrities, and his guests were all of the usual suspects. The guest list included: Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, Matt Damon (and Luciana), Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck, Dax Shepard, Kristen Bell, Ellen DeGeneres (and Portia), John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, Johnny Knoxville, Stanley Tucci, Howard Stern and many more.
Apparently, this was Jimmy’s second marriage, which I didn’t know (I don’t know much about his private life). He was married before and he has two children with his first wife, and they divorced in 2002. Jimmy is 45 years old! I didn’t know that. And Molly is…35 years old. A ten-year age difference, but I can’t really tell because I thought Jimmy was much younger than that. I don’t really care for Molly’s dress – I don’t know who did it, but I suspect Monique Lhuillier just because… obviously. It’s very cookie-cutter and simple.
As for the guests, I’m including some photos of Jennifer Aniston, Justin, Jennifer Garner and Matt Damon. Aniston’s little black dress is kind of unflattering, right? Which is fine, because she’s just a wedding guest, not the bride. I guess some people will want to claim that Aniston has some kind of baby bump, but I really just think it’s a bad dress. Matt Damon looks HOT.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
I love this!! Jimmy’s hilarious and he looks great with the weight loss. And how freaking HOT does Matt Damon look in the photo with the glasses and Jimmy?! Dayum!
Luciana and Jennifer look like they were chatting! I’ve never seen photo proof that they even acknowledge each their before! Lol that’s more interesting to me! Lol. And yeah, MD looks freaking HOT!
These two women are friends. I don’t know why it’s being made to seem as if they hate each other. Just Google ‘Matt Damon and wife have dinner with Ben Affleck and his wife’ or something similar and then ask yourself why someone is trying to make these two women ‘Frienamies.’
I hope a “we’ve run out of time; our apologies to Matt Damon” joke was made at some point.
I spy JJAbrams. Holy cow there are a lot of celebs there.
Oh, me too! I can only imagine the toasts that happened at the reception!
I usually dont care for Aniston stories at all, but I actually am glad that she looks relaxed and comfortable next to Justin, when ‘nobody’ (= media) is watching. Good body language.
I agree.
There are some hilarious photos on Just Jared that show Aniston literally hanging all over Justin at the wedding, drunk as a skunk. Check them out.
Jen cant be drunk she is pregnant according to fans on her biggest fansite.
I don’t think she was drunk. But she obviously couldn’t walk in those heels she was wearing. But I thought that Justin was recovering; he had a drink too. But hey it is a wedding so they were having fun.
I won’t go there on this account. besides this should be about Jimmy not her
Give it a rest Janet. That’s not what they show.
So, just because someone has a glass in their hands it automatically means it is an alcoholic beverage, Janet? Handing all over him? Drunk? The photos at the link, show none of the above…
@Janet, who wrote: “There are some hilarious photos on Just Jared that show Aniston literally hanging all over Justin at the wedding, drunk as a skunk. Check them out.”
I definitely spy Jen’s old friend vodka in that glass.
I’m checking out her hair and wondering where all the hair envy comes from. It looks flat and boring when it’s her natural hair.
Yes! She’s in those living proof hair commercials (and those aveeno commercials…) And i always think how her being in a commercial doesn’t really make me want to try the hair product…
@Emmie_a, who wrote: “I’m checking out her hair and wondering where all the hair envy comes from. It looks flat and boring when it’s her natural hair.”
Not to mention those ‘fly away’ split split ends and small patches at the top her hair dresser missed when he put in her extensions.
I don’t see ‘good body language’ at all.
He doesn’t even look at her once. They are not close at all. I have warmer body language with my friends.
hand over his neck is not good either, very chummy level, less lover level.
I can’t stop looking at his very tweezed eyebrows.
I looked through a bunch of pictures of the wedding and it looked like a great time. Everyone looked so relaxed and happy to be there.
Congrats to the couple!
Did you guys see pictures of Gabourey Sidibe? She showed up (as a prank) in a wedding dress. She changed to a red dress before the ceremony etc. started, funny 🙂 Love her!
I saw that too!!! I clicked on this story hoping to get more details. That looked like it was a hilarious prank. Gabby was In a full on wedding gown…. Fancier than the brides!!! I’m hoping to get details 🙂
I actually don’t see what’s so funny about that…..she was obviously the butt of the joke.
Who peed in your Wheaties this morning, A?
I think that’s actually pretty hilarious, and a joke somebody like Jimmy could really appreciate.
I read online somewhere that Gabourey and Jimmy are pretty good friends and he asked her to put on the wedding dress as a joke, so he was in on the whole thing.
No one, amilu.
I just felt bad for her because she always seems to be the butt of someone’s joke.
“Oh here comes the fat girl in a wedding dress, harr harr, see it’s funny because she’s fat!”.
I don’t see the funny.
Maybe I should check my cereal again…
I agree with what you are saying. If she had been some skinny super model type I really think people would be calling her a bit@h for trying to upstage the wedding and make it about her.
But it seems to be the thing when women are overweight. They are the butt of the joke. I just think it happens so much that nobody really looks at it that way. She is the big funny girl.
I doubt Jimmy or his bride cared. I’m sure everyone had a big laugh. hahhahaha
see I’m doing it too..
Did someone dress Gabby in a wedding dress at gunpoint?
@K, who wrote: “Did someone dress Gabby in a wedding dress at gunpoint?”
Nope. I honestly don’t see the problem. As you say, if someone had ‘forced’ Gabby to dress in a wedding dress so she could ‘be’ the butt of a joke, I’d understand the comments. But it seems the people feeling sorry for her are the real ones making her the butt of a joke, as she seemed perfectly okay with playing a joke on Jimmy Kimmel … which everyone there seemed to have enjoyed.
Why are people embarrassed for Gabby if she has great self-esteem and isn’t embarrassed at all???
I’m sure Gabby was fine with it and quite happy to do it, however, she is clearly the BUTT of the joke.
The joke is that she is fat, obese even. And from what I understand the bride, Molly, is the one who set it all up because she thought it would be funny.
My question is; Why didn’t Molly get one of her thin friends to dress up and walk down the aisle? You know why. Because it wouldn’t be funny, or *as* funny as having an obese girl walking down the aisle.
Listen, Gabby is not a comedy actress or a comedian. She is an actress who mostly does drama.
So tell me, what exactly is the joke here? What exactly are we laughing at?
I have a feeling having Gabourney walk down the aisle was based on something that came up on the show when she was a guest or when she was backstage … or maybe even at another event during a laugh-fest conversation. No one is supposed to walk down the aisle but the bride. Molly probably took the idea and ran with it and Gabourney was all in with it.
Congrats to the couple!
Is that Ellen DeGeneres in the first photo?
See people, Luciana and J.Garner can be friendly with each other, 🙂
ha, that was my first thought. they seem to get along just fine.
It is kind of funny when you see people really interacting behind the scenes and it contradicts all the tabloid stories. A good reminder that many of the stories are bogus or very exaggerated.
Nooooo! Stick with the narrative, ladies!
There is a set of photos from the wedding with Ben, Jen, Matt and Lucy waiting in line for a ride on the golf cart and Jen and Lucy are talking and laughing a few feet away from their husbands. It seem like they are actually friends and get along great.
Apparently, I don’t know how to count anymore… The photo with Ellen is the 4th photo. I blame on Damon and his cuteness… 🙂
I think Jennifer Aniston gained a bit of weight. It looks good on her face.
I love the fact that he married a great comedy writer, instead of an actress or model.
Well that’s who he fell in love with. And I think that actresses and models can be good people too. It is just about who you fall for, not their occupation.
I dont think that break was implying that actresses and models arent good people just that it’s nice to see a famous guy fall for a smart woman with her own career that is not dependent on her looks.
@apsutter
but your comment is implying that just because you are in a business that “depends on your looks” that you are not smart. I actually think you can be both
Well of course you can but I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that many models and actors are woefully undereducated. Meanwhile people who are succesful writers are educated and, typically, very smart. It has less to do with looks and more to do with what is expected from both professions.
Agree with Apsutter. You can’t really say models are famous for their brain. Of course there are models who are smart, but most of them are not.
Yes, break. I’m a little surprised too, esp. because he used to host a frat-boy type, dude show. I’m not saying that Molly isn’t attractive, she is. But I was thinking his type were very young models and sexy starlets.
He dated Sarah Silverman for years. I think his type is “funny girl with long hair.”
No. He was married forever and then got into a long live-in relationship with Sarah Silverman. There might have even been overlap between wife and Sarah. The same with Sarah and his new wife.
@Break, who wrote: “I love the fact that he married a great comedy writer, instead of an actress or model.”
(le sigh) I just wish he and Sarah Silverman had gotten back together. They dated for a long time. There must have been a deal breaker in there somewhere. I’m betting he wanted to get married and do the kids thing. No shade on Sarah, I’m HUGE fan. 🙂
Jimmy has teen/young adult children with his first wife.
@Sassy, who wrote: “Jimmy has teen/young adult children with his first wife.”
When Jimmy’s new wife gets pregnant, we’ll talk.
I thought the dress looked more like a Vera Wang? Either way, it fits her beautifully. Wish she had done more with her hair/make-up.
Jennifer Garner looks pregnant. I like the pictures of Jennifer and Justin, they seem relaxed and it’s nice to see!
Afleck just said no more kids last month” Three is good,thats enough” on Extra
I’m actually glad she didn’t do more with her hair and makeup because she doesn’t seem like a fussy girly girl and this showed who she is, not how pretty she can look on her wedding day.
I’m just happy to see non photo shopped pics of Garner and Anniston, they look like they have more normal sized arms, midsections etc…just like the rest of us. Hey; I’m not that fat after all.
Jennifer Garner wears those sheath dresses-they are not flattering.
My very trim girlfriend was a bridesmaid in someone’s wedding recently. I suggested maybe she wear spanx or a type of smoothing underwear. She got offended saying “I’m not fat!” No, she isn’t but the fabric of her dress showed EVERY bump and ripple and the photos turned out not pleasing to her. Everyone else had chosen to wear them. And if you get them in the correct size (not too small) they can be comfortable.
Why do people think that only overweight women need body smoothing garments? My grandma said back in her day, everyone wore them.
I hate spanxx-I find all those smoother garments torturous. Of course I also hate high heels. The older I get, the more low maintenance I become.
Congrats to the couple. Matt Damon looks smashing.
Everyone looks good.
Matt looks adorable in a geeky way. I like it!
Jen A has gained weight, seems less fit than before. I think it’s the booze/ not working out as much and entering menopause maybe? A combo. Getting older and just too much booze.
She’s not pregnant she has booze belly. And when women get older thats the first place they gain it.
Well their yoga teacher was just talking about Justjen doing yoga that would get rid of belly wouldn’t it?
@Hadleyb, who wrote: “She’s not pregnant she has booze belly.”
Booze belly? I ‘like’ it! I’m stealing that from you. 🙂
I dislike the wedding dress. I mean it fits her well, but it’s so trite. Congrats to the happy couple though!
I was thinking the same thing. Don’t get me wrong, lovely dress and all, but it looks like the dresses that my BFF has been looking at for her wedding. You would think a celeb would have access to something more dramatic and special.
When will these boring, over priced, strapless, prom dresses they try to pass off as wedding gowns go out of style? Frustrated me so badly when I tried to find a gown with sleeves, or different cut.
Sorry, I guess I always picture him with that dark haired girl he dated.
Could not agree more. That’s why I love the website Offbeat Bride because it’s all types of brides and grooms and they’re all so different. I’m so sick of these white cupcake strapless cookie cutter gowns.
I love that site and it’s sister site, Offbeat Home!
I have found my kindred spirits! I got most of my wedding inspiration from that website! And it gave me the courage to make our own wedding cake and I bought a vintage (very well made) wedding dress from Etsy. It was $150 and gorgeous.
Congratulations!
All You Need Is Love . . .
Jennifer Garner was the prettiest girl there (in other pictures I’ve seen) When she puts in some effort, she’s really beautiful. Her skin and bone structure is to die for.
The prettiest woman (she is at least 40). She does look like she takes care of her skin, not much tanning, etc.
I’m just curious about this: What’s the deal with women referring to their girlfriends or other women as “girls”? Why do people find it so offensive? Jeez … it’s just a term. Do we have to refer to our boyfriends as “lovers”? After all they’re not boys over the age of 18. BTW, I refer to my “boyfriend” as “my chap.”
I didn’t know there was an age limit to when you could stop referring to a woman as a girl, especially when using the expression “prettiest girl in the room” which is just an expression. Yeah, she’s a woman. But she’s also got a girlish quality that works for her.
Would you call Affleck or Damon the best looking boys in the room? Unless you were joking, probably not.
Yeah, prettiest girl just sounds juvenile. Garner is extremely pretty, but she looks mature, so the term doesn’t fit her.
Yeah, he was married before. She was the wife he had before he got famous and they had a couple of kids. Back when he did that obnoxious “The Man Show” on Comedy Central half of his jokes were about how much of a nag his wife was, etc etc.
Then he got famous and dumped her. Now he’s marrying again to a woman a decade younger.
I’ve always thought the guy was an asshole. People who dump the person they married when they were nobody once they get famous (especially since it’s usually a famous guy dumping a wife who’s behind the scenes) are such a cliche.
Hopefully the first wife got decent child support and alimony.
Yeah, people forget that he left a wife with two kids when his career took of.
@Mayal …
Yeah, but people are also forgetting that he dated Sarah Silverman–who is or is very close to his age–for over 5 years before they broke up. So he didn’t go from ‘wife’ to ‘young hot stuff.’
Jimmy looks skinny. Who is the woman he married? I guess I should give up on him getting back together with Sarah Silverman now?
Oh Holden. Thank you. I was wondering if I was the only one feeling sad about this wedding.
Is there anyone else out there that feels bad that it did not work out with Sarah Silverman??
Or is it odd to think that ??
I loved them together also.
Yep … me! 🙁
A habanero pepper is hot – Matt Damon is igneous.
Looks like a fun wedding – is that a Caucasian in her hand? The Dude would abide!
good for them! I’m sure they’ll be a great couple.
I just want to brush the hell out of the Aniston.
I think it’s so interesting when celebs are photographed without all the hi-def makeup and stuff. They look like normal people, maybe better looking than average but nothing really mind-blowing. I think the dress looks like judd waddell.
How come Justin gets his full name in print and Luciana and Portia are in (-)?
Completely agree! Pissed me off And I was going to comment on that! So glad that you did it first! They are people in their own right- not just who they married!
Yea for the happy couple. But does Jen A just buy everything from QVC? All her ill-fitting black dresses and big gold doo dads look like things that might look good twirling in bright light at 3am.
Love this comment!
Most of the ladies look nice and relaxed with their nice flat shoes on. They’re outdoors quite a bit so I wouldn’t be wearing the “look at me! I’m Miss Hotness” stilettos that Jen is wearing on another site. If she wanted to stand out from the rest of the ladies, she got what she wanted.
Did she rub a balloon on her head to get that look?
Matt looks nice. So does his wife, the Jennifers,etc. They all do.
lia2 is such a loser.