Britney crazy tour recap


The Britney crazy tour continues. Word is her family has indeed cut off her credit cards in an attempt to save her from herself, a strategy which has obviously been ineffective so far. She left that high end rehab after a day and was trailed by the drooling paparazzi, who caught her going to a lawyer’s office and then trying in vain to gain access to K-Fed’s house, but he was either not home or ignoring her.

The lawyer Britney visited once represented Reese Witherspoon in her suit against a paparazzo that harassed her children, although it is unknown why Britney was there (The photographer Reese was suing incidentally ended up dead.)

K-Fed is looking like a super fit parent compared to Britney, and has supposedly been caring for their children. He’s said to be saddened by Britney’s antics and the fact that she’s ignoring her kids. He called his mom on Valentine’s day to come out and help him watch the children. Britney’s mom, K-Fed and his mom are all taking care of Britney’s kids while she has her public breakdown.

Meanwhile a former nanny of Britney’s has revealed that she was looking for a friend more than a childcare expert and that she didn’t seem to care if she had experience watching children.

K-Fed is having an emergency custody hearing today, and the news of that hearing may have been what led Britney to head over to his house and ring the bell in vain. She got all worked up at the paparazzi at the time and yelled and hit their car with an umbrella.

There’s also a story that Britney tried to kill herself twice before shaving her head. Incidentally there are four different stories about why she shaved her head: she was raped, she didn’t want K-Fed to be able to drug test her hair, she had lice, and/or her hair was falling out from frequent dye jobs and extensions.

Britney wants the world to witness her pain, and indeed we are, but she’s only hurting herself by picking her wounds and begging us all to watch. It’s uncomfortable for everyone and she needs to get away and recover. She has all the resources in the world at her disposal but she can’t figure out what to do besides hop around her old haunts and have everyone watch. At least her family is taking care of her children and they’re too young to understand what’s going on.

Here’s Britney caring for her new dog and clutching what may be the last credit card she could find. Thanks to FlynetOnline for these pictures.

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  1. Toubrouk says:

    Two words for Britney: RE HAB!

    You need it badly…

  2. declanium says:

    wow! she manages to care for the dog???

  3. Viv says:

    You hear the stories about the CPS being deluged with calls, now I think the SPCA will as well.

  4. Ocean says:

    Everything Britney is at this point she has chosen. She chooses her current lifestyle and she chooses to be in the public eye. There are many high profile celebrities that are able to maintain their privacy and dignity. I have no sympathy for her and only wonder what her children will think when they are old enough to see their mother this way. And I wonder how much teasing and bullying they will endure on account of her behaviour. She is, for all of her wealth and incredibly good fortune, a very foolish and pathetic excuse for a human being. She has had opportunites almost no one on this planet could ever hope to have and it speaks volumes about her what she has CHOSEN to do with her life. I hope her ex gets full custody of the children. She doesn’t deserve them and they don’t deserve to be associated with her fucked up lifestyle.

  5. Toubrouk says:

    A video on YouTube that reflect my thinking about all this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bbaRyDLMvA

    Please find help…

  6. Lady Metal says:

    I can’t feel sorry for her…I don’t know why!

  7. Iva says:

    I think K-fed has always been in this for the money and the more Britney self-destructs, the more money he stands to make – so I think he is a user. But I also think he knows that his 2 kids need and require a stable environment.

    It speaks VOLUMES that Kevin had his mother fly in to help with those children.

    I truly hope that a judge will take those 2 kids best interest into heart and take them away from Britney – she obviously is in trouble and cannot even take care of herself, let alone those 2 boys. She needs to be ordered into some type of rehab or psycho program and prove that she is not a danger to those kids before she can get custody back.

    I NEVER thought I would EVER say that those kids were better off with Kevin, but at least it appears as though he is willing to provide some type of stable environment for them. If Britney wants to self destruct and act like a child, then let her do it out of the presence of those children – she can go club hopping night after night and puke her guts up to her hearts content – at least her sons will be cared for. I would truly also like to see some sort of supervision imposed with daily visitations to ensure the safety of those 2 boys.

    It never ceases to amaze me that people go out and have children and then do not want to be a responsible adult.

  8. Loob says:

    “It never ceases to amaze me that people go out and have children and then do not want to be a responsible adult.”

    Damn well said, Iva.

  9. stephanie says:

    You know I go back and forth on the whole making money off of someone famous with Kevin and even in the ANS drama.

    Personally as if I were in Kevin’s shoes, I would try to get full custody of my kids too, and knowing that Britney has money and would have to pay him child support…I’m sure that it makes it that much easier to know you could very easily take care of your children. Being a single, struggling mother of two children…it is difficult. If my ex had millions, I would take comfort in knowing that I could easily care for my kids with the amount of support I would receive.

    She married him. She asked HIM to marry her. She divorced him. To bad so sad for her. I think she should have to pay spousal support and I think Kevin should have the kids. I think it’s awesome he is taking care of them now.

    Plus, this is Britney’s fault all of it! Nobody forced her to go out and party every. single. night. To take drugs, to be a freak. I think when you are famous you have a choice as to how much media attention you get. When you throw yourself out there like she has and so many other celebs…the paparazzi get even more hungry for you image. There are celebs who do not go out to all the hotspots and draw un-needed attention to themselves. When you do, don’t freak out and blame them…when you are to blame.

    If I were famous and wanted to go shopping. I surely wouldn’t go to Robertson Ave. I would eat at all the fancy celeb restuarants. If I wanted to go out for the night, I’d pick a spot not known.

    Also, if I were Britney and freaked out and shaved my head. I personally would have done it AT HOME!!! I mean you shaving your head. She obviously needed no assitance in the process. Then I surely wouldn’t run around looking like some Lifetime baby snatching killer in those horrible wigs. I’d rock my shavedd head and act like I wanted to do it, because I just wanted to. She’s a freak!
    Celebs are so dumb and its amazing.

  10. MaiGirl says:

    “Then I surely wouldn’t run around looking like some Lifetime baby snatching killer in those horrible wigs.”

    Oh my god, that’s it EXACTLY! All we need to do is swap Britney for, like, Daphne Zuniga or something.

  11. Joe Kalarchik says:

    This media whore just wants attention. Think about it, she had cameras filming her getting her head shaved…she kept looking for the camera while getting it done. She is desperate for attention in and out and in and out of rehab. Bury the bitch with Anna Nicole and that bum drug lord Howard K. Stern.

  12. hannah says:

    Lady metal, maybe it’s because she wants the attention of the press and the sympathy from pathetic female fans who want to be like her. I swear if I rEaD aNoThEr pOsT fRoM OnE oF hEr FaNs…