Kim Kardashian posts selfie video of her tongue, because of course she did

I’m still surprised that we haven’t seen North Kardashian-West. Little North was born on June 15th – seven weeks ago. And we have yet to get any pap photos of Kim and there are no baby photos in any of the magazines. Shocking! But, like a famewhore geyser, Kim’s need to be in the spotlight is slowly bubbling up. Last week, Kim made an appearance (sort of) on her mom’s talk show:

Blah. And now Kim has posted a new 3-second video which is just Kim sticking her tongue out at the camera. Blah.


😜

Aug 6, 2013| Source: Keek.com

Hey, where is Kanye? I figure Kim and North are camped out in LA somewhere, but is Kanye still “traveling” and “working”? I figure that the more Kanye is away, the more likely it will be that Kim will “accidentally” get photographed at the gym or something. Like a famewhore geyser, I’m telling you. Also: Kim is already working on a clothing line for babies and kids. Because of course she is!

PS… It was either this or the latest “Lamar has been screwing around on Khloe for a long time” story, which you can read here. That story was too depressing for me today. So that’s why I wrote about Kim.

Photos courtesy of Kim’s blog, Instagram.

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  1. Petee says:

    Still in hiding and losing weight.I see her lip’s look more normal now.Her filler’s have worn off.does she realize she wear’s to much make-up?She look’s shellacked.

    • emmie_a says:

      There’s nothing normal or natural looking about those lips!

      And she spent probably at least an hour doing her hair and makeup for a three second video for her fans. Motherhood sure has changed her and her priorities. *eyeroll*

      • Petee says:

        Her mouth look’s different.She doesn’t have the trout pout going on anymore.No it wasn’t a pregnant mouth but filler’s.Plenty of time has gone by for them to have gone back down.Her lip liner is overextending her mouth.I can’t believe a thirty year old woman posted such a stupid video of sticking her tongue out.But look who we are talking about.

    • CC says:

      Agreed, she will only show herself when she’s ready to show her body. Anything she posted so far is pretty much from the b@@bs-up.

    • gg says:

      Petee – I just have to say, as an editor, please, please learn how to use apostrophes. It means “belongs to” or possessive.

      Every word that ends in an S does not get an apostrophe in front of it. Thank you.

      • V4Real says:

        OUCH!

      • Azurea says:

        Oh GG, thank you! I was just thinking the
        same thing. There seems to be no rhyme or reason to people making this error. They will do it in one sentence and not the next. I see this at the grocery store constantly. A sign will say “Apples”
        and then right next to it “Pear’s.” Arrrgh.

      • RN says:

        +1. This drives me nuts. I just don’t understand how so many American adults have lost the ability to make a word plural. This is something that is taught in the second grade.

      • ZigZagZoey says:

        And I’d rather see one missing than an extra one not needed….
        😆

      • Spif says:

        You know, for some of us, English is not our native language. I understand your point, of course, but I don’t think it matters much. Did you understand what she was trying to say? Then that should do it…

        Want jij spelt vast ook niet foutloos in het Nederlands… 🙂 (meaning: I’m quite sure your Dutch, for example, isn’t flawless)

      • emmie_a says:

        I didn’t know we were being graded on our punctuation. This is a celebrity gossip site not a grammar lesson.

      • Evelyn says:

        Spif, I get so embarrassed speaking German to native speakers, I can’t even imagine Dutch!

      • gg says:

        Well, it does drive people crazy seeing somebody go out of their way to put them just anywhere they want. It makes the text hard to read.

        And judging from the agreeing posts after, there are a lot of us it drives nuts. And I have never seen someone whose second language is English EVER do this. So no, Petee doesn’t get a pass. Sorry Petee.

      • Jarredsgirl says:

        emmie_a, you seem to be implying that it is perfectly fine to be ignorant & have no standards on a gossip site. Why? That’s kind of an insult to everybody here + celebitchy.

        On the other hand, if English is not petee’s first language, then Petee gets a pass.

        As for Kim… my gosh. This family’s narcissism knows no bounds, I find it SO off putting and disgusting.

      • Petee says:

        Ok gg.Thank you for the spell check.Someone must have had too much coffee this morning.I see mistake’s on here all the time but no one is perfect.And for everyone that agreed with her I hope you are as perfect as she is.This is a celebrity site not one to pick on each other.I was going to respond this morning but I got on with my day.I am a articulate,smart woman.I resent the remark made but let it go.My first language my dear is Native American which I am sure you don’t no one word.

      • Petee says:

        Oh and ”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””’!!happy now?

  2. Little Darling says:

    I think North probably had a lot of weight to gain, and possibly went through that odd newborn phase of looking alien like until she bulked up. Her baby was very tiny and usually require more care until they reach adequate baby weight. I’m a post partum doula, and babies who are six pounds at birth look scrawny, and could take an upwards of seven weeks to get to ten pounds.

    Or it’s just Kanye enforcing IT’S HIS BABY AND NOT AMERICA’S BABY!

  3. Liberty says:

    Is that the pelt of poor Mercy on a chair behind her giant pron head in the first picture?

  4. lisa2 says:

    I think the only reason she has not been seen is because of Kanye. I think the weight is an issue, but Kanye is the real reason her game has been shut down abit. She would have been out with that baby.

  5. Rux says:

    I thought the 3 Second Video was some sort of Madame Toussad’s robotic wax figure: yikes! She needs to lay off all that make up.

    On a side note, she looks really cute in that white robe/dress what not and I wish she would do that more often.

  6. idk says:

    Kanye was in Toronto for a concert the last few days. Kim must be insecure about her weight still as she will only allow herself to be seen from the neck up.

  7. Sam says:

    I wish she’d be honest and say why she’s really hiding out – she gained a lot of baby weight and doesn’t want people to see her unless she’s looking “back to normal.” Just be out with it, Kim. You don’t want to be seen with a pooch, or dimples or anything else. It’s all vanity at this point.

    • Amory says:

      I think she’s recovering from lipo. That, and maybe in her little peon head she is building some excitement for her reappearance.

      She is definitely looking for a cover for “body after baby” like all of these sick celebs do. They b!tch about body-shaming and then exploit their starvation and plastic surgery to the max.

      • Pandy says:

        For sure there was lipo involved. I would do it too if I had a baby and I’m not nearly as vain as she is. I swear.

  8. Jane says:

    Will she ever stop looking at herself in the mirror long enough to spend even one moment with her baby? I think not.

    • Nicolette says:

      +1.

    • emmie_a says:

      Yeah at first I thought she might be making a cute baby face at Nori – but then I thought nah, she’s probably looking in the mirror (off camera).

    • Belle Epoch says:

      Absolutely CANNOT FATHOM wanting to primp for a video of sticking out her tongue (EW – SNAKE!) instead of being with her newborn!! Even if the kid is asleep this is a bizarre way to waste time. Poor kid – narcissist whore for a mother and whackjob for a father! And gold toilets ain’t gonna help.

  9. Alexandria says:

    I wonder if Kim is jealous that she’s being replaced by her younger sister Kylie and (especially) Kendall in the fame and beauty department. Teenage girls are obsessed with those girls and copying their style, etc.and now Kim is basically irrelevant.

  10. Chicagogurl says:

    Baby line…called it! Of course, it’s Kayne’s baby not America’s, but for now they’re just going to make money off everyone using their baby.

  11. someone says:

    Does she HAVE to make that stupid duckface pose with her mouth? Does she think it is sexy?

    • Nicolette says:

      Ugh! Between her duck face, Miley’s tongue, and Bieber’s constipated eye squint, I just can’t.

  12. Asdfg says:

    I have a feeling she is going to be pulling a Beyonce. She won’t be showing North’s face in public or pictures. It’ll keep her in the spotlight. It worked for Beyonce.

  13. Dorothy says:

    Honestly, I don’t think most people really care anymore. This absence may have backfired on her. What with the royal baby and Monaco,s princess expecting Kim,s the bottom of the barrel as far as importance. Hope she’s gone for good. We’ve suffered long enough with this sleazy family.

    • Dawned says:

      Amen to that! I know this woman is totally in love with herself, but she needs to stay in hiding because she’s insufferable and no one cares. She just looks like a joke now.

  14. Jacqueline says:

    That video gives me the creeps

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      Hmmm….It came out the same day as the new trailer for American Horror Story….COINCIDENCE?
      👿

  15. RHONYC says:

    the HGTVloonie in me is looooving that bathtub.

    that is all. :mrgreen:

  16. Bigglesworth says:

    The fact that they are making millions off of being fame whores makes me question the intelligence of our species.

  17. Leek says:

    I completely forgot about her until I happened upon this today. Uugh…I’m out. Game over.

  18. QQ says:

    I get SUPER annoyed when i see this bitch trying to stick her tongue out cause it UTTERLY lacks the fun insoussiance of such a gesture Both because she is partly cryogenically frozen in the face and because she is SO TRYING to “make it sexy” as opposed to the carefree gesture is suppose to be

    What she looks like is like when me and my grossest friend joke that we gotta poop and are almost crowning. THERE thats exactly it!

    • Barhey says:

      I notice that a lot now. Girls making goofy fun poses and faces that are really just like, okay sticking out my neck to make it look long and skinny, collarbones out, high cheekbones. Kim is the worst offender.

      If that’s what you want just take a normal picture, don’t pretend like you’re just being random and goofy.

  19. MonicaQ says:

    Not even 20 minutes ago I went, “We ain’t seen Kim Kardashian in awhile. Maybe she’s going the way of Paris Hilton, yaaas.”

    Oh, I was wrong.

  20. Yelly says:

    Seriously?

  21. Falula says:

    I’m surprised no one else has commented on the Khloe story yet – she is the only tolerable Kardashian in my opinion, and that story is so sad.

    On another note, I originally didn’t capitalize Kardashian and my phone tried to autocorrect to “lard adjoin.” I think there’s a deep meaning there somewhere.

    • Relli says:

      yeah I clicked on the link too, um why aren’t they showing these things on their show. I would totally watch Khloe and her mom hunting down Lamar trying to catch him with his mistresses, beating down doors of hotels and apartments.

    • Sleepyjane says:

      I agree. It really is sad.

      I fell in love with a Lamar-type once. It was truly heartbreaking to live through. But, it taught me all the warning signs of a horrible man. So, all of my future relationships were so much healthier. I hope Khloe will ditch him and fare just as well as I have.

    • Naomi says:

      Lol. Auto correct is your friend. It has a fabulous sense of, or in this case for, the ridiculous.

      I declare Lard Adjoin the new Kardashian.

  22. Dawn says:

    Good god she is a waste of space. She is just hiding so she can come out with some awesome news and have her pre-baby body back. She will probably say something like she’s been working hard to develop a baby line that will sing the praises of Princess North West as well as her own Princess Kimberly West. I hope that sounds as immature as I meant it too because god knows both she and Kanye are stunted at about age 15. Those are old selfies anyway. Puke.

  23. Kara says:

    You know she thinks she looks sooooo good in that video that’s why she posted it. This shallow woman reeks of conceit & self-centeredness. Ugh please go away

  24. Alison says:

    What a loser. Put the duck lips away.

  25. lisa says:

    duck lip selfies after 30 = sad

  26. jessica says:

    haven’t missed seeing this heffa. not one bit!

  27. Shannon says:

    And the point of the video was…..?? Yeah she’s an idiot.

  28. truthful says:

    hmmm, I think she’s waiting to be alllll healed up from her “I’m back bishes” surgical makeover…

  29. LIVEALOT says:

    i think it was promotion for KEEK to be honest.

  30. prissa says:

    Why doesn’t she ever talk/post about her BABY??? I don’t remember ever hearing her talk about it kicking (while in womb ) and now she’s here no cute stories about how she’s doing. I get no pics but it just seems this wpman is SO self absorbed!! Such an empty person 🙁

  31. Bijlee says:

    That baby line will have so many cheetah prints and peplum shirts. Gross.