Paris Hilton is promoting … what again? A perfume? A book? A sex tape? Oh no, she’s promoting this show BBF (acronym for British Best Friend), that’s about Paris trying to find a new friend who doesn’t think she’s a galloping idiot. She sat down with British magazine, Fabulous, to discuss best friends, loyalty tests, P. Diddy’s parties, Prince William, London shopping and how much she loves Angelina Jolie.
As always, Paris comes across as very vague, self-absorbed and not very bright. At least she isn’t reiterating her claim that she’s only slept with “a couple” of people. Here are some of the highlights from the interview.
Not only does Paris Hilton have her own clothing and perfume lines, she acts, sings, and is a well-established TV star. She may be a Hilton heiress, but she’s well on her way to making her own billions. However, while she’s been lucky in business, Paris’ love life is another matter. Single again after splitting with Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, 29, last November, she’s back to the endless whirl of parties and paparazzi pursuits that is life on Planet Paris. But instead of focusing on finding a man, she’s hunting for a new BBF (British best friend) and this being Paris, it’s all happening in the public eye…
What qualities are you looking for in a bezzie mate?
Someone I can trust. And they have to be compassionate, caring and fun.Halitosis or hideous dress sense are a given, but what other qualities would make you rule out a girl as your BBF? I don’t like it when people are liars or users – girls who are just trying to be my friend for the wrong reasons. I’ve had a lot of people in my past who were friends with me just to get publicity. When I was young, my mom or sister used to have to point out if someone was using me to make a name for themselves – you know, linking arms with me on the red carpet and trying to get in every picture. But now I can see for myself when someone is just hungry for attention. I have this great test to see if a girl’s a real friend. When we’re shopping I’ll pick out an outfit that I know looks hot and one that is awful. If my friend says the bad one looks good, I know she’s not a good friend.
Cunning. We’ll try that ourselves. Aside from getting your designer cast-offs to wear, what’s so good about being Paris’ BBF?
Whenever I’m hired to do appearances I always get to take one or two friends with me. I’m away so much I’d get lonely if I didn’t. My BBF would get to go jet-setting with me to amazing parties too, like the ones on P Diddy’s yacht. Apart from me, he throws the best parties – they’re so A-list.Do you ever row with your best friends?
No, I hate arguments and confrontation. In LA there are always false rumours going around so sometimes you do have to sort out problems with friends. But I always try to talk about things and make it better.Who’s your dream best friend?
I love Angelina Jolie. She’s strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That’s a great quality. I’d have a lot in common with her.Are you looking forward to filming in London?
I love everything about London. It’s my favourite city. I want to move there when I have a family. I love the people, the accents, the food, the shopping.Er, sorry. The food?
Yeah! I love fish and chips. And mash. But not beer. I’ve never even had a sip of beer.With a cracking figure like yours, we bet you exercise and eat healthily?
Thank you. I used to be good and do Pilates three times a week and run and cycle too. But now I just don’t have time. And I eat everything, like fried foods, sodas, McDonald’s. And Cadbury Flakes are my favourite chocolate. I buy hundreds every time I’m in London.You’re making us feel all patriotic now. What else do you love?
Well it’s not true that I love Prince William. I read that I asked him to spend New Year’s Eve with me. That’s just silly. But I do love your shops. Last time I was over I had no time to shop, so I can’t wait to go to Harrods and Hamleys.So make us jealous. What’s the last thing you bought on your Visa card?
The other week I bought a Barbie-pink Bentley with Swarovski crystals. It’s really cute.We loved your US election spoofs. Ever thought of running for office?
One day I think that would be a great idea. Maybe in 20 years.What would you do?
I’d stop the war and bring world peace by making all the world leaders best friends! Oh, and I’d paint the White House pink and build a cute doghouse for the First Dogs.
Ha ha. That gets our vote. Paris for president!
From Fabulous Magazine
Oh, where to start? Let’s start with my favorite subject, the food. Do I really buy that Paris loves the food in England? Not really. I don’t buy that she called it “mash” either – she’s not smart enough to call British food items by their British names. Now, about that Angelina stuff… is Paris serious? She honestly looks in the mirror and sees herself as a woman comparable to Angelina Jolie?!? And that bit about running for office. Argh! Sometimes, when I look at Paris, I understand why America gets a bad rap. For all of our strengths as a country, we still have to live down the fact that our country created Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton is shown out at Sundance with Brittany Flickinger on 1/18/09. Credit: WENN
Idiot – we see one hard at it.
Paris Hilton for president? If that happens then that would be a clear, sure sight that the apocalypse is upon us.
They would make very good companions. Vain, shallow, narcissitic, like left overs from other women, deluded about the number of men they slept with, attention whore to the T. The list could go on and and on and on. Isn’t Angie bisexual? They could have a nice affair too. A match made in heaven those two.
Actually, giving it a second thought, jokes aside, I am sure Paris in her little brain is seriously contemplating running for president one day. I would not be surprised if that happens.
She’s going to raise a family in London and then run for office in America. Great planning, Hilton.
“strong but gorgeous”
like those two things have to be mutually exclusive.
what a fucking idiot.
If Sarah Palin could do it, why not Paris? Being an idiot is no stumbling block to being elected to public office in America.
…..considering the majority of voters are idiots
how old is this chick? she talks like shes 14. its so wierd. i know she has some sort of image to play up, when i read this i just get so annoyed.
…because a pink White House would be hot!
I usually don’t have a pop at Paris, because it’s like shooting fish in a barrell, but she’s galloping towards 30 and still sounds like a moronic teen (most teens would blush at sounding that idiotic)
So make us jealous. What’s the last thing you bought on your Visa card?
The other week I bought a Barbie-pink Bentley with Swarovski crystals. It’s really cute.
The coffin for Bentley’s coolness begun to be constructed when the first footballer bought one. Paris has finally driven the last nail home.
what other qualities would make you rule out a girl as your BBF? I don’t like it when people are liars or users – girls who are just trying to be my friend for the wrong reasons. I’ve had a lot of people in my past who were friends with me just to get publicity.
.. so I’m using publicity to get a friend who isn’t interested in publicity for herself, only for me.
But now I can see for myself when someone is just hungry for attention. … and diverting that attention away from me me me me me me me meeeeeeeeeeee!
I have this great test to see if a girl’s a real friend. When we’re shopping I’ll pick out an outfit that I know looks hot and one that is awful. If my friend says the bad one looks good, I know she’s not a good friend.
Baaaaahahahahahahaha – have you seen some of the get-ups she has on? An evil friend might actually do her some good?
This thing, I mean person, has to be taking us for a ride. Nobody is this f*cking stupid … right?
I love the food in England, since spending time there I haven’t been able to understand that stereotype that English food is horrible. And Flakes are THE BEST! lol
Paris makes me sad. She’s a grown woman in a pink bunny hat. It’s as sad as it is stupid.
Diva, it’s not what’s on her head that worries me, it’s what’s in it (or not) that worries me: I imagine her thoughts as a the odd tumbleweed drifting around the empty landscape that is her mind.
The only thing going on in her head is the sound of crickets.
I doubt she could f–k things up much more than W did……
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Whoops, used a smiley and ended up in mod.
On that note, I have two questions that are completely unrelated to this story for CB, if she happens upon this thread:
1. Will our precious emoticons ever return? The site just isn’t quite as fun without them.
2. Is the “edit” function lost forever? That was quite handy for those of us (like me) who forgo meticulous proofreading for a quick once-over before hitting “Submit.”
Thanks!
The following is courtesy of Dictionary.com:
idiot – Psychology. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25. See Paris Hilton.
::singing:: “Where do I begin.. It is the story of a..”
Paris Hilton is a troll and a half of the lowest form. Europeans, hell .. everyone on planet earth outside of America thinks Americans are stupid. Paris Hilton eventually making London her home would be a good thing for us. Let those cheeky bastards deal with her and her stupid antics. If Paris thinks she even remotely resembles Angelina Jolie, she’s completely deluded. For one, Angelina can act; Paris cannot. Angelina is beautiful inside and out; Paris is not. Angelina is intelligent; Paris is without a doubt not. Angelina is bisexual .. well, Paris you got me on that one!
For Paris to think that she does a lot of good deed in the world is a joke. Furthermore, she adds that if someone doesn’t have the same sense of style as she, then they’re not a good friend.. AHAHAHA. I’ve seen some of Paris’ outfits and at times, they’re hideous! If anyone is in need of a labotomy, it’s certainly Ms. Hilton! Everything in her world is “hot”, pink, expensive, shallow, and self-absorbed. For anyone dumb enough to want to be friends with her, then they’re also in need of therapy. Paris is delusional to even think she’s an A-lister. She’s been banned by a lot of legitimate events, throw out of parties she’s crashed, etc… these are things a teenager does. Point being, Paris is a lunatic and for someone to want to ‘breed’ with that woman is frightening in and of itself.
God help us all.
Can we just tar and feather this person and run her out of town on a mule train???!!