As I discussed earlier, Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston are in Cabo and their trip was sponsored by SmartWater. SmartWater bottles are seen in many of the photos from the trip, and E! News even had a little PR piece about JustJen’s affectionate behavior and passionate lovemaking in between gulps of SmartWater. We didn’t have the early photos and I wasn’t too broken up about it because once you’ve seen one set of pics of JustJen in Cabo, you’ve pretty much seen them all. Still, we got some new photos this morning and so here you go.
Eagle-eyed JustJen fans will notice a few slight differences in these photos as opposed to the Cabo photos from Thanksgiving and Christmas 2012. For one, Justin finally got a real pair of swim trunks. He’s no longer wearing those black denim shorts. And… that’s like the only difference. Seriously. Aniston is even wearing an old bikini that we’ve seen before. Her hair looks the same, everything else is the same. They’re couple-vacationing with Jason Bateman and his wife.
So, since we have so many photos of Justin (and Justin carrying SMARTWATER), let me ask: would you hit it? I’ll admit that Justin’s best angle is waist-up, face kind of covered. Full-length body shots reveal a guy with weird proportions and head-shots reveal Aniston-mandated hyper-grooming. So, these photos are pretty good. He has a nice chest and a wiry, strong build. But no, I wouldn’t hit it. These photos of Justin remind me too much of Sean Penn (in looks) – both dudes seem to have that overheated, sun-damaged look which is not appealing.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
that’s not very buff – he’s pretty skinny and has obviously skipped leg day!
Agreed! He only works his glamour muscles.
Cannot look beyond those early pap photos where he was holding the umbrella only over himself while walking with Jennifer in the rain. A big thumb’s down.
Haha! You’re right. He’s totally one of those guys who just does upper body stuff and thus has chicken legs.
Agree. Too… sinewy.
Plus who wants to go there after where he’s been!
I just saw him in Six Feet Under, and he is a really good actor! I don’t care about looks, so that’s that.
I just recently watched Wanderlust. Honestly that film is one massive missed opportunity. The premise is sound its the writing, the lazy gags, thats just off.
Anyway I came away with two things. First, Jen and Justin have good screen chemistry together. They dont even have that many scenes together but the chemistry is there.
Secondly, Justin has a beautiful face. His eyes are just dreamy. But his body is so strange. Long torso short legs. If I were Jen I would keep him horizontal and covered with a sheet waiste down. He has a great singing voice so maybe that softens the “body blow”
Poor Joe!!!! He was such a cuckold!
His name, his sexual preference, his hobby, everything was set in place from the start to let the audience know that he wasn’t going to last long.
Brenda was nasty human being for a long time but I still loved her because she had potential to change and she took it.
Theroux was brilliant and for him to have played in such important shows such as SATC and SFU in a very diverse way, definitely makes up for him being a social climber. I can’t knock down his acting choices and talent.
I liked the part when he stormed out of the house, after being made a cuckold, and the door got caught on his body, so he couldn’t make a smooth exit. It was really awkward and it made me laugh.
I cried like a lunatic the other night at the series finale. I imagined everyone I love dying, it was the most moving and miserable watching experience I have ever had. What a great show.
He really played Joe to a T. The character had to be just right to be believable.
Girl, I was watching the last season again a few months ago and I got stuck in the last two episodes because I don’t want it to end and I don’t want to cry my heart out again. That song + everybody dying = TV Perfection!
I decided years ago that Breathe Me from Sia is going to be my song at my funeral. Like damn, the emotions!
Forgot he was in that. I loved Six Feet Under. What an emotional show, and the finale still remains the best.
Yeah, “Six Feet Under” was a really good show. They had some seasons that weren’t the best (i.e. the season that David was kidnapped) but it was still a really good show.
In terms of Justin Theroux, I think he’s attractive. As a 41 year old woman, I think it’s nice that he’s dating someone similar in age instead of hooking up with a much younger woman. That makes him more attractive to me. People can say what they want about their relationship, but I think he genuinely loves her. I really don’t think he’s a gold digger. He had his own successful career before they even met. Yeah, he wasn’t making Aniston level money but he seemed to be doing pretty well for himself.
No I wouldn’t hit it but I would bury it in the ground and leave it there for Jen to dig up.
He’s not a bad looking guy, I just can’t get pass those skinny jeans that he wears. Look at those photos, he’s even wearing skinny swim trunks.
I would hit it (and not in a good way) if it got too close to me, and I would be well within my rights.
In all honestly, I do not understand their lounging lifestyle. I can’t think of anything more useless. Just waiting out your time on earth.
THANK YOU for saying that. Sunbathing is fun for about an hour. They are such useless people. So that’s what a gigolo looks like – gym muscles, gold chain, dyed hair, tan from waiting around to hand towels to the poor girl who can’t pick up her own…
@Belle Epoch
Completely useless people contributing absolutely nothing. Not that one has to contribute–it’s their right. But it’s my right not to respect someone for being utterly (and udderly) useless.
I don’t understand the appeal either. Just lying in the sun drinking constantly. Boooring. It would give me perpetual sunstroke and hangovers, too.
All of the above.
Thanks so much for saying so! I too can’t stand sun bathing. I’m a pale, Scots-Irish woman and sitting in the sun is torture to me. I end up getting burned no matter how much sunscreen I put on. I much prefer vacations where I can explore a different city or go hiking or experience a different culture.
Yes, THANK YOU! I’m bored for them! I don’t get the appeal at all. I were going to lounge, it would be indoors with a book.
I’d like to drown it, but never hit it!
I’d hit it Once, Real Quick and Furtive-like, then I’ll hit it again, Feel the shame Orgasm wash over me..then i’ll tell him to Never tell anyone except Aniston I rocked his world..and to not call again
*spits coffee* this!
I thought she wanted to travel the world! Cabo again???
We’re talking about JA. For her going to Cabo IS traveling around the world.
LOL 🙂
I wish I could travel the world. I want to at least go to France, put those two years of french lessons into practice. If I had her money, I would be G-O-N-E. I’d send postcards from everywhere. I can get that she has a favorite vacation spot, but she does have the time and money to go see other places, even just for a weekend. Or even go other places in the States.
@Virgilia : Me too. There are so many interesting and beautiful places around the world that I would love to see. With her money, I could bring families and friends to make the trip more fun. If only.
Right now I would settle for a bottle of sauvignon, Dean Koontz’s new book and any corner of the house where the kids can’t find me!
Jutin was super cute as the cowboy on Romy and Michelle’s high school reunion. What did he do to his face? That’s botox right?
OMG, I didn’t know that was him! I have to confess I don’t know anything he’s done, but for all the times I’ve watched that movie (it’s one of my favorites) I had no idea. Did he also play the role of one of Carrie Bradshaw’s boyfriends on SATC in the episode with Valerie Harper as his mom?
Yes.
I watched Sex in the City Religiously. But Until E! re-aired the segment with Justin after he started JA, I didn’t know who he was. Then I remember this segment and thought at the time ” Why is this guy a potential suitor for Carrie? when she always dated big, strapping 6’0 plus men… Big, Aidan, even David Duchovny. He was eye level with SJP and about as skinny as she was.
He’s definitely a paid man. JA bought the gym, hair and the tan.
I would of hit it before he hooked up w/ Jen. I really like the way he looked and dress prior to Jen. I’m surprise that he allowed her to change him so much and that to me is a big turn-off.
Justin: I just got Wanderlust!
Heidi: The Aniston movie right? Oh honey I’m so proud of you! This will make your career.
Justin: I know right. Its all gravy from now on sweetie. This Aniston movie will change our lives.
Heidi: We can finally get that co-op on the West End across from Scarlett Johanssen
Justin: Anything for you babe!
Would not hit. Maybe if he had a different face. Body looks nice.
Physically, he is fit; except for being built too low to the ground.
It is the whole hipster black black black that is so off-putting.
His body’s just like Fassbender; long torso and short legs. I always thought he looked like a combination of Colin Farrell and Fassbender.
As for whether I would hit it. No, I wouldn’t; his eyebrows irk me.
His voice annoys me. I saw him in Charlie’s Angels and thought he was HOT—even with that atrocious accent. But then I heard him speak, and between that and the metrosexual ken doll look, I was done.
Yes. He’s built like Fassbender and lord knows I’d smash that in a heart beat. So yeah. I’ve thought he was hot since Charlie’s Angels. My opinion hasn’t changed.
Nope. Shirtless or not, he’s still not my type.
No. A hipster in real swim trunks in Cabo is still a hipster.
+1.
I liked him before he got with Anniston (six feet under) so sure, I might give it a tap if the wind was right. I think he’s got a nice build.
Also while there may exist real reasons to throw shade at Anniston, I don’t understand why it’s a point of criticism that she/they go to Cabo frequently. I don’t see anything wrong with having a favorite place to relax in. My family and I vacation in the same house in the Fl Keys every summer, I have friends with vacation homes who vacation there whenever they can throughout the year. We don’t display bottles of SmartWater mind you, but I have been known to wear the same beach cover up three summers in a row.
Probably because in many interviews she talks about wanting to travel the world, yet never seems to go beyond Mexico!
She also does not seem to leave the resort and see the culture or sights, just tans all day.
Didn’t she just say how she’d like to go to Africa or India? Bet she never will even though she has all the resources in the world.
There are five year olds who have traveled more than her.
This^^^ all day. Why make a point of saying – in several interviews – that you want to travel the world, and then never do? Just admit you like Cabo, its easy, you’re comfortable there…
Aniston has a real problem saying what she thinks people want to hear, instead of how she really thinks and feels – just like the baby thing. She’s the one that has kept and continues to keep that storyline alive.
Wasnt she in Europe, last week lol? Seriously, she did vacation there with Justin either last year or this one.
I love safaris so I vacation at the Masai Mara in Kenya or Krueger in South Africa but I realise thats not everybodys cup of tea. You couldnt drag me to a beach so I wouldnt deign to drag Jen to my haunts. She likes Cabo, big deal.
Anistin is like the kartrashian’s in that no matter where they travel in the world they still do not learn anything about the culture or the people.
I think because she often mentions she wants to explore,be adventurous,travel the world yet several times a year,every year she goes to Cabo.She is worth $100M go on Africa safari,travel the Far east.Dont tell Harpers Bazaar you want to be a world traveler then only vacation in N America EVERY YEAR
I don’t understand why you all get so upset about it! I often click on Aniston stories just for the comments from a lot of celebitchy readers. Pretty amusing!
Right? It’s so curious to me that it aggravate people so. Like, if you found a place you love (food, weather, scenery) why is it so bad to want to go back? Like, “I love this place! Let’s never come here again!”
We don’t know what they else they do when they’re there, really. Last time, Justin and John Krazynski went four-wheeling. All three couples went boating (When Jimmy got seasick). They went out to dinner with other friends. Had a spa day. Sounds pretty sweet to me.
Yeah its too bad they cant do all those activities at Home in Malibu
Nobody is aggrevated, just stating a fact. She talks out the side of her neck to promote her crap and says things she has no intention of ever doing. If you don’t won’t to do it, why mention it??? She does it because she knows it’s what her fans want to hear from her based on her scanning the gossip sites about herself. That is why everyone here is giving her a hard time. She is a creature of habit and change is not her thing and there is nothing wrong with that. She makes it wrong by lying and saying stuff just to make folks think she is interesting and she is not.
I come here mainly to read the comments from others because they are more interesting than Aniston whom the article is about. She is a total bore, worth millions and a unadventerous.
Admittedly, I don’t really read her interviews all that often so I see what some of you are saying.
But still not convinced, folks. You can say you want to travel the world AND still have a favorite place to vacation. Why does one negate the other?
I’m not trying to defend her, I just think you can fry bigger fish with this lady than getting on her for tanning all day on a Mexican vacation.
Agreed. Just because the paps catch them tanning doesn’t mean that’s all they do.
Because she still does not travel the world after years of saying she wants to!
Nothing wrong with going to Mexico every year….but claiming to want to go to Africa and never going even though she could go in a second if she wanted to is her typical way of things. Like saying babies are coming in five years and they never are coming.
And if they were doing other things, the paps would catch them doing those things!
There are pap free resorts out there, but Jen loves the paps too much.
The swim trunks are a huge improvement over the cut offs. Not sure if I’d do him but he doesn’t offend me. Especially as I just got back from CA and realized his personal style is not unique…I saw hipsters in droves who dressed just like him. Ironic that they consider themselves outside/above the mainstream…when in some places they ARE the mainstream.
ETA: didn’t mean to post as a reply here, damn iPhone.
I agree do both go to Cabo but also spend a week in India or Africa.We arent complaining about going to Cabo or Hawaii.We are baffled why for seven years she has talked about wanting to travel the world …..Im over of it .Maybe they will name her room at the resort Jen Aniston cabana
Pass
Hell to the no.
Only if he were the last man on earth and it was very dark and I was drunk.
and fresh out of batteries…
LOL to you both!
Haha! That too.
no, no, a million times no.. is he wearing a watch or a bracelet?
No. When I look at him, I think the douche is strong with this one.
Total Douche
He’s like douche jerky with the tanned, sinewy body!
Douche Jerky! That is freaking hilarious!!!
I am tired of seeing Justin. He’s only famous because of a relationship. Jennifer wouldn’t know…..no wait…she would know what that’s like.
I really liked him in the charlies angel movie. The psycho irish ex right? I was 16 when that movie came out and I found him really attractive, weird right? So I always picture him as that character.
I don’t get the Justin T appeal.
Noooooooo hell no!!! I won’t hit it he has a weird body..
Pass. He looks kind of smarmy to me.
No, and Aniston can claim to not like the paps all she wants, but picking the same place over and over says otherwise.
Seriously!? After the first set of pap shots wouldn’t you think to pick another destination or hotel? And I wonder if Justin gets paid to tote around the Smartwater now too. I guess that’s one way to subsidize a vacation.
What is with that stupid golden gun necklace? He looks like he stepped out of a ’70’s B-movie. I do think he’s a good actor & no I wouldn’t hit it even if the continuity of the human species depended on it.
That big gun necklace looks beond stupid on anybody, as well as his pants below the curly line. Remeber Jen was so anti gun last year and even participated in a commercial about it.
They look like old porn stars that have been put out to pasture. I’m sure in their own “too cool or school” minds, they think they look awesome. And no, I wouldn’t hit it. He tries too hard.
I swear to God this is a Celtic trait, as a lot of Irish people, myself included, have that long torso/short leg thing going on. You can’t change your body type. But he’s all muscly on top with horrible tattoos and seems like a douche so is body is the not even the worst part.. But he is definitely a better actor than his partner there.
Can someone tell me why Justin is supposed to be this big intellectual? Is it because he’s a NY hipster with a rich and intellectual family?
Because I haven’t really seen any evidence of his above average (in Hollywood, at least) intelligence/genius. I mean he’s not known for writing these amazing scripts or his amazing acting (relatively-I see on the upthread he was on a tv show?)–he was known as the dude from Charlie’s Angels and the person who ruined IM2…so what’s the deal?
Theroux Family name
For Hollywood, he is an intellectual and a genius. For the rest of the world, he’s average, though a bit duller than average.
I guess. When I first started reading this site, it was right when they started dating i.e. the whole “situation” with Heidi. And all these reports kept coming out that he was so smart and so this and that. And I see no evidence of that.
I guess that’s what happens when you sign up with CAA/Huvane.
Would not hit it. And I agree, the sun-damaged skin is just not good. Besides, I’ve always thought his face looks …plastic.
Wouldn’t hit it. He’s definitely not my type. I get a douche vibe from him and he now appears totally emasculated by Aniston. He’s her bitch boy. I don’t know what Heidi Pivens is doing right now, but she dodged a bullet with this guy. I wonder if these two will ever get married or if Justin is simply along for the ride however long it may last. He is reaping all the benefits of having a sugar momma.
Jennifer Aniston goes on vacations to her favorite destination in Mexico. What an evil, horrible and useless person! Burn her at the stake!
I also have a favorite Jamaican vacation spot, and my husband and I keep going back. Even though we love it, dream of it and feel at home there, I am thinking we should just kill ourselves, because we obviously doing Satan’s work.
No one is saying that. What an overreaction.
The point is that she keeps saying she wants to go to India or Africa because she thinks it sounds cool/interesting, but instead keeps on going to Mexico.
She has the habit of saying one thing in interviews and doing the opposite in real life.
For Ex., saying she hates bullies , but is BFF with the ultimate one.
I’m not a fan of Aniston, so I don’t follow everything she does or says (most of the things I know about her were from reading this website), but I nerver heard she had such a urge to go to India. She probably did say something about it since you recall it. But maybe the “she keeps saying” is a bit of an overreaction on your part, too? Also, what’s the point of reading every piece of interview of someone you obviously dislike?
EXACTLY!
Ditto that last one. That “friendship” i.e. mutually beneficial partnership/frenemies is what made me not like her, for one, and for two, made me start looking at certain rumors in a new light, with new eyes, and new info.
Exactly!
Aniston basically makes bullet points to get leverage on the gossip scene. Her habitual interview go to are: baby (whether wanting or denying), body, yoga, hair, travel (not too often but enough to remember), I’m happy, etc. Yet the only thing she has done out of that list is yoga and pay ridiculous amounts of money for her fried hair and extensions.
Nothing wrong with having a favorite place and nothing wrong with saying it’s your favorite. Just like nothing wrong with saying I don’t won’t children, rather than saying I do, I will, I shall.
My husband and I frequently go to the Keys, to lay around, sun and drink. Since we pay for a condo on the water with a pool, besides a few activities and dinner I usually stay at the condo to relax, take in the sun and read a good book.
I would not do Justin because he’s screams hipster douche to me, but he does it for Jen and that’s all that should matter.
As for believing everything a celebrity says in interviews, you must believe what all of our politicians are saying right now too and yeah Lyndsay L only tried coke a few times.:-)
No. I got over the “guy who’s too cool for this world” thing in my early 20s. He does seem less obnoxious than most men in Hollywood, but that’s not exactly saying much.
Pretentious git. Both of them.
All this man’s parts are where they should be. The package appears wonderful…BUT…there is something so creepy about this dude.
He isn’t hot. He looks bony and it looks like he tried to tone bones, and it looks disgusting.
Let me put it this way – if Justin was the last man on earth I will turn lesbian. If Jennifer is there as well – I will turn asexual.
Justin looks like a serial killer with his creepy smile, hair transplant, oily and vein popping skin and also for being so short he looks like a midget.
As for Jennifer – I will never be attracted to someone who attacks children. Plus there must be something seriously wrong with Jennifer if she has been in therapy for 2 decades. I think deep down (which is coming out as the years pass) she is vain, narcissistic, obnoxious and have this obsessive need to be constantly told she is attractive.
I will probably either commit murder or suicide if I ever spend an hour in their company.
Hmm. If your feelings for these to are so strong you get suicidal thoughts- you just might think of joining Jen i terapi…
Relax – I have no suicidal thoughts thank you very much. I wrote I wont be able to handle an hour in their presence because frankly this couple is boring. The only things they talk about are exercising, diet, hair and beauty treatments.
Sorry but I like to talk about real stuff and not how to be vain.
But yet Maya you’re on a celebrity gossip site where today’s topics range from Trent Reznor saying Kanye is going to implode, Leann doesn’t like the paps (yeah right), and Rpatx doesn’t like his nickname, I think if you want something more filling you might want to start reading the Wall Street Journal.
I understand what you are saying and agree, except for the last line.
If I was stranded on an island with one of them, I would just draw a line in the sand and tell them to stay on their part of the island and I’ll stay on mine. I’d get me a coconut and draw a face on it and it would be my friend.
Nope. Noooope. Nope. Just nope.
The Mexico/Cabo destination may be part of the Smart Water deal. This seems an entirely setup “vacation”, paid for and written about by the company. Also, flying around the world can get old. Granted, she flies better than economy (which gets REALLY old sometimes), but still. I don’t blame her for heading to an easy destination. Different strokes for different folks. That said, she and he do both come across as very dull and louche. At least the way they’re presented in the various types of media. I actually think they’re hurting their brand over the long run. But what do I know. Oh, and no, I would NOT hit it. Nope, nope, nope.
Nope.
he wear what makes him comfortable,at least he didn’t change his style according to his girlfriend
Actually, he did. He went hipster when he got with Aniston. She moulded him and made him change his style, just as she does with all her men.
Really check out his pics with Heidi pre orange skin,arched eyebrows,dyed hair
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
He looks pretty good, but needs to pull his shorts up…and I have no respect for him, so no, I wouldn’t….anyone else soooooooooooooo tired of them living together and then finding it soooo anti-climatic re: they’re wedding; Not saying people who live together shouldn’t have lovely weddings, but I’m so tired of them dragging it on. And then making it out like they’re going to have a dream wedding.
He is so far and away from my type, so NO I wouldn’t hit it. The only thing about him that I can appreciate, physically are his tattoos. I agree with the posters who say he’s talented because that is definitely true. I do think he and Jen are well suited to each other. Even though I’m not an Aniston fan, I hope she’s finally happy with a decent guy. It seems like she’s dated nothing but DB’s since her divorce.
He comes off as an utter and complete bore, and so does she.
some of you girls are lying so hard right now. man, he’s beautiful. want to lick every sinew. i love lean muscle, not swollen yoked football types.
People have different tastes. Just because you find him attractive, that doesn’t mean everyone else must also find him attractive.
No thanks. I’m not into cheating douche bags. Oh wait, that’s an insult to douche bags, at least those are useful for something.
I think she rambles on about travel because she doesn’t really have anything else of interest to talk about. It is not like she talks about the troubles in Mexico. OR the violence in places. She does the travel talk to break the talk of her diet, exercise, and hair. Outside of those topics what does she have or have ever said about thing. OH beside the paps stalking her. Everyone knows where she vacations. So there really is not much stalking.
I don’t think her fans know anything else that she is interested in. And regarding Justin.. all the acting praise people are talking about are things he did how many years ago. Sounds like the Aniston fans talking on and on about The Good Girl.
He actually looked more interesting when he was with Heidi. He looked unique at least. Now not so much. So they are a great match.
Justin was attractive when he was flying under the radar in NY with Heidi Bivens because their relationship appeared genuine. With Aniston, he’s become a made-over, 42 year-old LA boy-toy basking in his tabloid celebrity complete with NY/LA pap walks, Cabo balcony PDA and the occasional hipster bike run. Not attractive in the least. Heidi must wonder, “Who the hell is that man? That sure wasn’t the Justin Theroux I was living with for 14 years.”
WORD
You can exhale now Justin!
He’s very sinewy, but in real life is probably very small. Obviously he’s very lean and in good shape, but he is not much bigger than her, so imagine how little he must be !
No I wouldn’t. Yuck.
The skin on his face is so tight and shiny. It looks painful. So do his itty bitty skinny jeans.
Would not hit.
I think he’s hot. Jen chose well.
In a word…no. Not at all. Has nothing to do with Jen & everything to do with wearing skinny jeans and jorts at his age.
I’m still giggling at Jen’s definition of world travel. When I think of world travel, I think of South Africa (BFF is there), Germany, Australia. Countries more than 4 hours from her house. By plane.
What’s with his lips? Looks like he stuck them in a wasps nest. Better be careful Justin, or else you might have Michael Douglas’s fate.
Wow. Lots of negative stuff here.
Maybe I’m one of the only ones, but I would. Not only that, but he’s way hotter to me than Brad Pitt could ever be. This is a very beautiful man.
She’s been with a half dozen guys since Brad Pitt. Why don’t you compare him to one of them instead of Brad Pitt? Why do her fans ALWAYS compare her latest man with Brad Pitt?
Because he is the reason we’re reading this today.
Because even Jennifer’s fans knows that Brad Pitt is the ultimate man. That is why they will keep comparing her latest bf with Brad even after 8 years and will also do it the years to come.
PS: Brad has been voted the sexiest man alive twice and many other sexy awards while Justin has not even been nominated in any of them. That should tell you everything you need to know.
I wanna be team Aniston, but frankly, I’m just so bored with these two.
I think it’s because they don’t look like a genuine couple.. and it’s written all over the faces.
This photo was taken almost seven years ago to the day. He hardly looks like the same guy!
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Justin+Theroux/IFC+Films+Premiere+Baxter+After+Party/3nbGzasvFZ9
I wouldn’t hit it, he always looks like a aerial killer for some reason.
Nope, still would not hit! You’re right, something seems off about him to me.
I think you hit the nail on the head!
I couldn’t explain the vague, “icky” feelings he gave me, but he DOES have the feral, hungry look of a serial killer!
He reminds me of Bundy!